Cannes film festival

>>81570182
Forgot the link :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y493f5vKJPY&feature=share

>>81570182
It's starting

>>81570182
dailymotion's got the translated https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5gliqe_press-conference-festival-de-cannes-2017-live-april-13th-2017-at-11-00am_shortfilms

is nobody on 4chan interested in film?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y493f5vKJPY

Come help shitpost in chat.

930! 930 films guys!

1930 movies sent... Shieeet

>>81570732
VR films? With Chivo and Iñarritu?
Damn.

kek they disabled the french chat now too

>>81570182
i dont speak zidane

Twin Peaks !

Is there a schedule for when the different categories are being announced or did I miss it all already?

>>81570967
Un certain regard right now.
Official competition just after.
They announced midnight screenings and out of competition already

I fear a very political festival.

>>81570182
>tfw you will never be part of Cannes film elite

Taylor Sheridan and Kyoshi Kurosawa in UCR.
Pretty cool

>>81570967
>>81571023
This guy doesn't know how to give a presentation.

>>81571139
"this guy"

>>81571174
Personal prejudices, I can't stand french people talking. No rhythm, no categorization, too much adjectivization(is that a word in english?), no sense of hierarchy in the speech.

Maybe I've should have been born german.

Anyway, its better to follow the twitter feed of the festival than listen to Mr President of Cannes:
https://twitter.com/festival_cannes

Omelette du fromage

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>>81570182
Because Cannes film festival is a fucking joke. They boo'ed the goose. Only God Forgives is patrician taste.

The competition seems weak as fuck on paper
Only interested in the Safdie bros, Haynes, Bong Joon Hoo and Yorgos movies

>Haneke
>Kawase
>Akin
>Coppola
JDIMSA

>>81571358
don't even pretend you're not interested in the Haneke, you know you're going to watch it anyway

>>81571174
>thinking thierry fuckin fremaux deserves to be known
he's to blame for the festival being as dull and trash as it always is, especially the main slate

>>81571429
he deserves to be known, not liked.

>>81571420
I'm not interested in a sadist filmmaker.

>>81571352
only god forgives is kino

>>81571358
let's be honest, snowpiercer is shit

Of course Kristen Stewart's short film will be shown at Cannes...

THat fucking nepotism is out of control.
Very few short films are shown, they received thousands and selected only nine but of course her film must be there because of muh celebrity

In Competition
>NELYUBOV (LOVELESS) by Andrey ZVYAGINTSEV
>GOOD TIME by Benny SAFDIE & Josh SAFDIE
>YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE by Lynne RAMSAY
>L’AMANT DOUBLE by François OZON
>JUPITER’S MOON by Kornél MANDRUCZÓ
>A GENTLE CREATURE by Sergei LOZNITSA
>THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER (MISE À MORT DU CERF SACRÉ) by Yorgos LANTHIMOS
>HIKARI (RADIANCE) by Naomi Kawase
>GEU-HU (THE DAY AFTER) by HONG Sangsoo
>LE REDOUTABLE by Michel HAZANAVICIUS
>WONDERSTRUCK by Todd HAYNES
>HAPPY END by Michael HANEKE
>RODIN by Jacques DOILLON
>THE BEGUILED by Sofia Coppola
>120 BATTEMENTS PAR MINUTE by Robin CAMPILLO
>OKJA by BONG Joon-Ho
>AUS DEM NICHTS (IN THE FADE) by Fatih AKIN
>LES FANTÔMES D’ISMAËL by Arnaud DESPLECHIN
>THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES by Noah BAUMBACH

Gee, I wonder who'll win this year

At least the list is interesting. Although I'm not sure Noah Baumbach is a name I ever thought I'd see in competition at fucking Cannes.

>>81571524
Haneke is almost a lock already, festival whore + movie on migrants.

>>81571524
>CARNE Y ARENA by Alejandro G. IÑÁRRITU, his first VR film
>COME SWIM by Kristen STEWART
>24 FRAMES by Abbas KIAROSTAMI
>TWIN PEAKS by David LYNCH

let's all take solace in the fact that dolan hasn't unleashed a new piece of shit yet

>>81571524
Are all these films on the pirate bay or kodi yet?

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>>81571454
Agreed. I've seen it more times than Drive. It's dernitely my favourite NWR film and one of my fav films period. Pure kino.

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Don't mind me just showing 2 (two) movies at the festival this year

>>81571524
Look, I know we all think Haneke is going to win, but there's no way they'll give him a third Palme in less than 10 years. That'd be ridiculous. My money's on Zvyagintsev.

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>The Beguiled
>How to Talk to Girls at Parties
Elle has two kinos this year

>>81571589
i hope they put him in the jury and he gives the Palme to Sofia Coppola so i can kill myself

>>81571524
Out of Competition
'How to Talk to Girls at Parties' by John Cameron Mitchell
'Blade Of The Immortal' by Takashi Miike
'Visages, Villages' by Agnès Varda and JR

Un Certain Regard
'Barbara' by Mathieu Amalric
'La novia del desierto' by Cecilia Atán y Valeria Pivato
'Testonata (Closeness)' by Kantemir Balagov
'Aala Kaf Ifrit (Beauty and the Dogs) by Kaouther Ben Hania
'L’Atélier' by Laurent Cantet
'Fortunata ('Lucky)' by Sergio Castellitto
'Las hijas de Abril' by Michel Franco
'Western' by Valeska Grisebach
'Posoki (Directions)' by Stephan Komandarev
'Out' by Gyorgy Kristof
'Before We Vanish' by Kiyoshi Kurosawa
'En Attendant les Hirondelles (The Nature of Time)' by Karim Moussaoiu
'Lerd (Gress)' by Mohammad Rasoulof
'Jeune Femme' by Léonor Serraille
'Wind River' by Taylor Sheridan
'Aprês la guerre (After the War)' by Annarita Zambrano

Special Projections
'12 jours' by Raymond bypardon
'They' by Anahita Ghazvinizabyh
'Le Caméra de Claire' by Hong Sang-soo
'Promised Land' by Eugene Jarecki
'An Incovenient Sequel' by Bonni Cohen y Jon Shenk
'Demons in Paradise' by Juby Ratman
'Sea Sorrow' by Vanessa Redgrave

fucking frenchs shitting on spics, put a baguette up your ass

>>81571589
last time he said he didn't want to show a movie at Cannes anymore because of the bullying...lol

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>>81571617
Neon Demon was fucking excellent. Can't wait to see what she does next.

>>81571524
0 italian movies in competition. Every year they get BTFO more and more at Cannes. Thank God no Sorrentino or Garrone trash this year

where is godard flick?

>>81571663
lmao he got the fucking grand prix though

>>81571598
>implying it's not just the same film with different titles
hong is all 'heh, they'll never tell the difference'

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>>81571598
Don't mind me just showing 4 (four) movies at the festival this year

>Journalist asks why there's isn't indian movies selected
>the whole audience laugh

my sides

>0 indian films
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>81571607
it would also be three consecutive palmes for haneke, i can believe they'd do it

>>81571524
So what's gonna be the movie that comes out of fucking nowhere and ends up being great with no expectations?

>>81571634
>'Testonata (Closeness)' by Kantemir Balagov

This guy is a friend of mine, and he's a student of Sokurov.

His short films were pretty kino, I wrote an article about his mid length movie last year:
http://kultprosvet.by/yunye-ekstsentriki-v-tbilisi-kultpros/

Feels surreal to see him make it big. By the way, it's "Tesnota", not "Testonata".

>>81571591
of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRHMJ_zzjnA

Les gens continuent de payer pour canal


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81571755
Baywatch

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>>81571681
She just wrapped Galveston (written by Nic Pizzolatto). She's currenty filming a post-apocalyptic movie with Peter Dinklage called I Think We're Alone Now. She also has Mary Shelley and Sidney Hall coming out this year, as well as a reworked cut of 3 Generations.

>welcome party


mon dieu qu'ils sont mauvais

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>>81571524
>mfw two (2) NETFLIX films in competition

>>81571617
How little will she be wearing this year?

>>81571760
Thanks for the correction, Nikita. Reading your article right nao:
>(Balagov's) favourite film directors are Tarantino, Nolan and Iñárritu
So, there is still hope for Cannes I guess.

>>81571524
Ok who's going to have the Sean Penn treatment this year ?
I bet on HAZANAVICIUS because he already had it the last time.

>>81571934
probably no pasties

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>>81571524
>OKJA by Bong Joon-Ho

>>81572012
Well, not sure if you're reading the google translated version, but it says they were his favourites 5 years ago when he made his web series. I think he said that his favourite movie was Fists in the Pocket last time I asked.

>>81572090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wBI7Mh6H4

Looks awful

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>>81571524
Looks good tbqh

>>81572123
Paul Dano makes everything good

>>81571524
and Pedro ALMODÓVAR as PRESIDENT of the JURY

>>81571855
Niceeee. Seems like she has a promising career ahead of her. Hopefully she doesn't JUST herself like Dakota.

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>>81572232
even dano couldn't save this turd

>>81572198
>looks good
i hope you're new to film, pleb

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>>81572232
>>81572397
R E T R O
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Who will win Palme D'or this year?

>>81572458
Oh stop, the list looks fine. Just because Coppola is there doesn't mean everything else is gonna be shit.

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>>81571617
>How to Talk to Girls at Parties
>>81571634
>'How to Talk to Girls at Parties' by John Cameron Mitchell

T-this movie is relevant to my interests

>>81571524
>its a haneke lectures filmgoers episode

>>81571902
D R O P P E D

>>81571524
>killing of a deer
>raffey cassidy

almost dropped it due ot nicole kidman but ms cassidy is a fine cunny if i say so myself

>>81571902
Which ones?

>>81571524
>HAPPY END by Michael HANEKE
A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.

how predictable

>>81571731
jej

>>81572657
Baumbach and Bong.

>>81571548
It's not the oscars

>GOOD TIME by Benny SAFDIE & Josh SAFDIE
>LE REDOUTABLE by Michel HAZANAVICIUS
>120 BATTEMENTS PAR MINUTE by Robin CAMPILLO
>THE BEGUILED by Sofia Coppola
>HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES by John Cameron Mitchell

I'll probably watch those, the last one just because the title makes me laugh

>>81572897
I'll watch all the movies in comp, like I always do, because I'm a piece of shit, and I'll watch the John Cameron Mitchell because I love Shortbus and I'm always hoping he'll make something that good again.

>>81571524
Okay, but this is actually a great list though. How the fuck do normal people get invites to this again?

>Kidman has 4 movies at Cannes

how

Twin Peaks (David Lynch)

and

How to talk to girls at parties

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2 movies for elle this year :3

>>81573992
what a beautiful dress

The Hazanavicius kino is going to trigger a lot of people.

>>81571448
lol yorgos is a sadist

>>81571623
LOL

>>81571607
I kind of agree although the palm d'or choices have been so bad the past 2 years anytihng can happen

>>81571695
Sorrentino is better than almost all the directors here desu

>>81572982
do you got to the festival? I swear some of them are never released with english subtitles

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>The Beguiled
>Elle Fanning
>Angourie Rice
>Oona Laurence

Interesting that they brought in Lynch, I expected them to be be snobbish about TV.

>>81574385
is this really a surprise? they let Sorrentino show the young pope in venice and here campion is also showing tv related stuff. if you're a big name director you can show whatever the fuck you want

>>81574323
Too bad Coppola is a hack and its most likely going to be shit. Will watch for Elle though.

>>81571358
>hating Naomi
rude

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>>81571524
>(LOVELESS) by Andrey ZVYAGINTSEV

>>81574385
Screening TV episodes in the trendy thing to do for a big festival these days, so that was actually kind of predictable.

They already screened P'tit Quinquin back in 2014.

Has anyone here actually watch any Naomi Kawase movies? From what i hear they're pretty much only shown in festival circuits.

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>tfw you get cooed at Bannes

>>81574568
I saw Still the Water, found it thoroughly mediocre.

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>Happy End
>A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.

Haneke confirmed for 3rd Palme d'Or

>>81574568
I've seen every movie by her, including the documentaries. She is a great director.

"Embracing", "Shara", "The Mourning Forest" are essential.

>>81571760
>This guy is a friend of mine, Feels surreal to see him make it big.
I hope you're next Thor! Go rep /tv/ and Belorussians at Cannes with your autismkino!

>>81574385
They show a Fire Walk With me long time ago. And Lynch is very big director especially when he returns.

>>81574653
How though? Her movies never see any screenings in theatres.

>>81574385
Guess it counts as a miniseries which is different then an ungoing series, more respectable.

>>81574734
It's literally 18-hour long film actually

>>81574685
What are you talking about? She's pretty successful in Japan (especially with her last two relatively big budget movies), and some of her movies have been released in many other countries too.

>>81574805
They're only screening the first two episodes which are premiering on TV on May 21 anyway.

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post films that should have won

>>81571760
>Thor uses kino unironically
What a disappointment.

>>81575086
Not my fault the stupid meme caught on and became default /tv/ vocabulary.

>>81575219
It's not your job to cowtow to the retards who started posting here yesterday.

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>>81574638
>Happy End premiers at Cannes
>20 minute standing ovation
>wins every single award
>Haneke gets onstage
>endorses Martin Schulz
>shoots himself in the head

>>81575379
>Stop putting music in films

>>81571524

Okja is a Netflix film

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>no Dolan this year
nice

>>81574805
>It's literally 18-hour long film actually

That's literally called a tv series, when it airs as separate episodes on television and isn't shown all together as a film in theaters.

>>81571352
they boo every movie
They are just french

>>81576814
Every movie should be booed

"We ah booing ze feelm because et ez too revolutionary! Please to give us ze traditional Cinema of Jacques Delannoy and Claude Atant-Lara!"

I laugh whenever I see Americans on the Cannes list. They seem so plebby and no where near the level as the other candidates

>>81576927
They boo boring by the numbers films the most of all though

>>81576957
>I laugh whenever I see Americans on the Cannes list.
AMericans have more Palme d'Or wins than any other nation

>>81576957
The Safdies and Baumbach are literally the most patrician entries in the competition.

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>>81577096
>Baumbach

>>81577096
I bet you haven't even heard of any of the non-english names there

>>81577340
The only ones I haven't seen the movies of are
>Kornél MANDRUCZÓ
>Jacques DOILLON
>Robin CAMPILLO
>Fatih AKIN

>>81577168
It's 2017 already, and he still directed two of the top three best movies of the decade.

>>81577468
Please post more, this is comedy gold.

>>81577168
Oh, didn't recognize your pic. Why was he so triggered by the abortion scene in Greenberg anyway? The movie is not "pro-" or "anti-abortion". And then he went on to praise Obvious Child, a disgusting pro-abortion manipulation if there ever was one.

>>81577340
>challenging Thor
You are new.

>>81577468
Greenberg and Mistress America, yes.

>>81577590
Fuck off Thor

>>81577590
>tripfag named Thor
>Good taste

Just because he namedrops generic arthouse flicks doesn't make him intelligent.

>>81577705
I'm just saying you haven't been here for very long if you think he just "namedrops". This will end badly for you.

oh look the french film festival that lost all cultural relevance somewhere in the 90s is back again to give an "award" to literal garbage that no real human will see

>>81577815
Fuck off Thor

>>81577494
Here's the top ten movies of the 10's, according to me.

1. "Greenberg" (Noah Baumbach, 2010)
2. "Right Now, Wrong Then" (Sangsoo Hong, 2015)
3. "Mumblecore" (Megan Boyle & Tao Lin, 2011)
4. "The Dirties" (Matt Johnson, 2013)
5. "Margaret" (Kenneth Lonergan, 2011)
6. "Frances Ha" (Noah Baumbach, 2012)
7. "Mr. Turner" (Mike Leigh, 2014)
8. "To the Wonder" (Terrence Malick, 2012)
9. "Toad Road" (Jason Banker, 2012)
10. "Marriage Material" (Joe Swanberg, 2012)

>>81577817

You are an idiot. Probably a filthy pleb who hates kino because it makes you feel dumb

>>81577855
>a film literally called Mumblecore

>>81577855
this is literally worse than those troll top 10s with transformers written in mongolian

>>81577855
What a horrible list. Toad Road was one of the worst movies i've ever seen.

>>81577904
>kino
>reddit spacing
go back

>>81577855
>Greenberg
Nice

>>81577963
It was the most affecting horror movie of the 21st century.

>>81577606
Armond actually kind of like Mistress America.

>>81571352
the videogame sensibilities everyone

>>81578040
Fuck off Thor

>>81577817
>give an "award" to literal garbage that no real human will see

You mad they aren't giving the awards to your flavor of the week action flick?

>>81576749
The Death and Life of John F. Donovan is his final test. It's his first american film. If he shits the bed, he'll probably spend the rest of his time making movies about muh quebec and trudeau will give him the highest honors for canadian citizens everytime he makes a film

>>81575379
haneke's filmography is nothing but just a master ruseman, but haneke never made libtards mad.

I bet Happy End is exactly like cache, vague film that has some family drama, but with "muh white guilt" as an secondary theme of the film

>>81579199
It doesn't work like that. He's never had a flop, so even if this movie sucks, it will not affect his career at all. One failure doesn't mean anything, if you bounce back. Look at NWR's, Park Chan-wook's or Arnaud Desplechin's English language debuts. They all bounced back easily.

>>81579358
But they don't have AIDS like Dolan does

>>81579358
the problem is m8, all these three directors have talent, unlike dolan the fag man.

>>81579305
I wonder if "Happy End" refers to white Europe.

>The Meyerowitz Stories[2] is an upcoming American comedy-drama film directed and written by Noah Baumbach. The film stars Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Emma Thompson, and Dustin Hoffman.

will Adam Sandler finally win an award recognising his talent this year?

>>81579421
>>81579465
Dolan is a great director, but I do get where you're coming from (he makes "artsy-fartsy" movies about (often) privileged people experiencing bourgeois melodrama). Still, even by this standards you're being hypocritical if you praise Desplechin who's done the same type of film for 20 years, in even more glamorously aimless way.

>>81577855
>No Mann
>No Johnnie To
>No Hou
>No Sokurov
wew, worthless

>>81579734
I think both are terrible, and so are you.

>anglos discussing kinography

HAHAAHAHAH

>channers discussing films

ELOELOELOEL

>>81571524
>new Andrey ZVYAGINTSEV film


aww shit niggers

>>81580579
he rus not nigga

>>81581457
>implying

Still no article about the lack of women in competition ?

Weird

>>81581925
Literally kill yourself

>>81581957
rude
the comfiness level of this thread just plummeted
thanks a lot

>>81571524
how many of these can i torrent right now

>>81582830
Zero, obviously.

>>81580418
>channers

>>81577855
keep trying, tryhard

Classic thread with the attwhoring of Thor, that worthless tripfaggot from that shithole in (e)urope, with his delusions of filmmaking analysis and also about his own ''talent''

>>81583583
I literally didn't say anything about myself, nor did I try to analyse any movies.

>>81583916
>posts a ranking and give assessments on directors
>post with trip, killing anonymity
That does for analysing filmmaking and attwhoring

>>81570182
>Twin Peaks
No one got time to sit through an 18 hour movie, David!

So who's going?