ITT movies that desperately need a remake

True, with a black potatogist this time

>>81569964
You start OP.

get killed retard

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>>81570025
>potatogist

>>81569964
everyone should be a black transexual, agreed

>>81570025
I could live with this if it were a modernized version of the story which took place during a second left vs right wing civil war in like 2030 or something. The confederate gold could be a large stash of heroin or coke.

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It was such a swing and near miss, and it got dated as fuck, but there's a lot of potential.

>>81570216
>large stash of heroin or coke

Or Popeye's chicken

>>81569964
p good bait actually

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>>81569964
But we already got a parodyremakehomage and it's amazing

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>>81569964
>remake of a remake

shaking my dick head to be quite honest family member

>>81570559
Nice b4x2 m9-1

>>81570025
>TGTBTU remake is confirmed
>Blondie is now a woman
>Tuco is now a black man, he is now called John, he's an honest man but got framed for murder by angel eyes
>Angel Eyes is the white cis male, he's racist and hates women
>movie is now 1hr30mins long
>We get constant scenes showing how the South is evil
>movie is filled with shootouts, composed of slow mo shots and explosions
>all the white males are shown as cowards and degenerates
>all the women are brave and strong
>No epic score, soundtrack is composed of old famous songs
>No bridge scene, now we get a scene with some slaves getting whipped by the evil white man, blondie and john free the slaves and they kill the slave owners
>The Trio scene is a 5 min long shootout between the characters, while some famous song plays in the background.
>movie ends with blondie giving john all the money because he's a minority
>Movie gets praised, gets 98% RT Score and 5 Academy Awards nominations

Yeah i agree it needs a remake.

>>81570559
you haven't even seen it plebeius maximus

>>81569964
>film where the only female characters that speak are a whore that gets bitchslapped and an old cunt
>film with no coons, chinks, naps, or even injuns, just spics that are portrayed by guineas and kikes
>the protagonist actually fights for dixie for a while
>yankees are all sadist or drunk
>directed by Sergio Leone

A remake of this with Kevin hart as Blondie, Scott Eastwood as Angel Eyes and Melissa McCarthy as the Big Beautiful Woman would be the greatest SJWs film ever made

>>81570603
>Directed by Quentin Tarantino

>>81570603
>scene between Tuco and his brother at the monastery is now a 10 minute rant about the evils of religion and they heal them with the help of local Indian medicine from an oppressed tribe

>>81570637
This

>>81570637
>the age of spin

You are mentally ill

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Surprised it hasn't even happened yet

>>81572128
>vito is still portrayed by DeNiro, but now is a closeted Homossexual
>sonny is still an ultramasculine Oscar Issac, but with a soft side
>Michael is a former emothat went to iraq and has PTSD, played by Adam driver
>his girlfriend kay is Asian now
>connie is a strong independent Amy schumer, that will become Godmother in the end of Part II
>carlo could be played by Satan, since he is the worst man on earth
>Fredo is thata autist creepo from Stranger Things
>tom hagen is Michael B. Jordan (lel)
>Dom Barzini is an evil white male
>The Turk is now a neonazi portrayed by a forced by the studio to do this shit John Goodman
>The Rock is Luca Brasi
>Maherasha Ali portrays a non-jew Roth in the sequel

This is a bad thread
You are bad people

>>81572353
Yo momma is a bad peeps

>>81572308

8/10 would watch

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An unofficial follow-up to the show with Mads as Hannibal again.

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They need to remake it again. Its ridiculous on how Hollywood failed to remake it properly.

>>81569964
Doctor Strangelove in 3D, starring Will Smith. Directed by Joss Whedon to start a new cinematic universe.

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Make a sequel or remake it. DTV action is on a resurgence and there is a new cast of Asian actors. Get Kelly Hu and Shu Qi for female parts.

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2017 Edition When?

>>81569964
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>>81573006
So a second remake?

Spider-man
Fantastic Four

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I'm honestly surprised Disney isn't working on a live action version of this right now.

>>81570469
It wasn't even really close

>>81573044
Yeah. Shot-for-Shot. I'll be impressed if he can achieved it.

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>>81569964
No fuck off this is a sacred relic normies and Jews don't know about. Let it be. Let it the be the only one. Man With No Name trilogy is GOAT please no feminist remakes

>>81573480
Melissa McCarthy is signing the contract to play Tuca right now

>>81573080

My favorite books when I was little. Could be solid.

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>>81573517
H-H-ha ha...g-good one. Glad we're just memeing and it won't r-really happen

Are you all just creating outrage for yourselves? Are you this desperate to get triggered?

>bitching about Jews
Eli Wallach was a Jews you absolute schizoid cretins

>>81573480
>normies and Jews don't know about the good the bad and the ugly
??????????????????????????

>>81573583
>Melissa McCarthey's character, a remake of beloved Tuco, will be called La Peda, a reference to her chronic flatulence

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Unironically pic related. Great concept that just didn't meet potential.

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I feel pic related was really degrading towards women, why were they so underrepresented? I read a Huffpost article about how 50% of WWI soldiers were actually women in disguise.

>>81573610
Yes, yes it is. /tv/ is just an echochamber for right wing autists to bitch and moan and create fake outrage over nothing because they got nothing else to do.

>>81569964
no, fag.

Although I'd watch another movie with the man with no name with his son playing the character.