What the fug is this shit?
>>81554694
Imagine Darth Vader force masturbating you.
WATCH IT LEIA
>>81554694
fan fiction
Why are his eyes red?
>>81554850
Yeah, its fan fiction if it doesn't feature a 20 minute scene about midiclorians.
Rogue One is absolutely fine, there are three good Star Wars films and its one of them.
>>81554937
Looks more like the helmet from ANH, I guess, where you could see the actors face behind the mask in a few scenes..
I was more annoyed by the helmet over the cape.
>>81555067
One of the things I liked about it was that it felt like something from the old EU. But im an old eu kind of fag.
>>81554937
snoked weed
>>81554937
They always were
>>81555078
They fucked the cape up
>>81555168
same anon. this wasnt a film for normies and thats fine.
Some fun dialogue in a children's action movie
>>81555459
Ah, so that explains why the bottom of his helmet jutting out looks so retarded
>>81554694
I don't know, you tell me
>try not to.....CHOKE....on my dick
You know what annoys me? The CGI Tarkin. Beyond reanimating a corpse for nostalgia bucks, and the creepy uncanny valley effect, but that it didn't even look like Tarkin to me.
They should have gotten Wayne "Scorpius" Pygram to reprise his role as tarkin from revenge of the sith.
It was crminal to cast one of the greatest sci fi evil bastards as one of the greatest sci fi evil bastards and only use him for a long shot and no dialogue.
I want to see that asshole ham it up as a hardass imperial governor out to screw anyone he can for power.
>>81556125
or just used Guy Henry with grey hair and aged makeup
>>81556233
>Closing the door on a road trip film of sheev and scorpious traveling across the galaxy to get to their class reunion and seeing who can be more of an evil dick
It's literally the only thing I want from life.
>>81554694
Darth Vader