>NEXT ON ANIMAL PLANET

IS THIS DOG ALL BARK

OR DOES HE HAVE SOME BITE?

At that point you put the dog down.

>>81552693
hahaha since when is straight up kicking a dog whispering

The way the webm cuts off just as he kicks it gets me every time.

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>>81553343

>>81553369
for me it is the face he makes

man that dog hates shitskins

>>81552693
wtf that dog went from cute to deadly in less than a second

>>81553343
It's called physical whispering, dumbass.

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>‘Dog Whisperer’ Cesar Millan Sued After Dog Attack

>>81552693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJt77kaY8EY

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>>81552693
For everyone's info, he adopted that dog cause the owners wanted to put it down and he managed to recover it.
I guess after what happened with his wife abandoning him and his best buddy dog dying he felt like he had to do something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>81552693
That guy is actually based, it was obvious that at some point he would get bitten.

>>81553605
Yeah, not surprising.

>>81553605
>he felt like he had to do something.

he basically had to to save his career

>>81553434
Nah that thing was a nervous wreck. Nothing but fear in his eyes.

>>81552693
Cesar is actually a retard who uses decades old training techniques. Just about every dog trainer in the world thinks he's stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

>>81553674
that was well after he lost the show

Dogs are shit tier animals and pets.

>>81553710
i'm sure he didn't retire and still works with dogs

which is pretty hard to do if people mainly remember you kicking them full force

>>81553738
yeah a jewtube video is sure to fix his career, stop grasping at straws

>>81553732
shoo shoo toxoplasmosis victim

>>81553695

He is fucking terrible. All he does is instill fear in a dog. He stares it down, kicks it, walks it into a corner...everything he does is pure retard

>hollywood cunt soccer wives treat their dogs like shit and have to call a mexican to scare them into submission

dogs are supposed to bark when they see strangers, it's kind of the main reason we have dogs as pets. they're the cheapest, most efficient, most adaptable and flexible alarm system you can possibly have

and they make for great friends if you treat them right. we had a dog when i was a kid that would bark whenever someone stepped into our parkway or parked their car outside our house, and then as soon as we told him to stop he would stop, and if he smelled or heard or saw someone he knew we were friends with he would immediately stop barking and go back to his bed

>>81552693
Wheres the full vid, wanna see how fucked up his hand got

>>81553695
Just about every dog trainer in the world wished to take his place.

>>81553932
criminally underrated post

>>81553695
Sure pal.

>>81554224
Scroll up, not too bad.

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>>81553738
a dog just attacked your fucking hand and wont let go

what are you supposed to do, ask it nicely to stop?
you guys are fucking faggots no lie

>>81553695
>Just about every dog trainer in the world thinks he's stupid

I feel like you're full of shit

>>81554191
There's one thing he said right though. It's a goddamn dog, stop treating it like it's your kid or something.

>>81554341
ikr

>>81553685
Bullshit

If you watched the show you'd see that the dog was just plain agressive and violent about it's food.

>>81554361
Yeah, he's. Most people praise him except for the typical hippies retards that think we need to treat dogs as fucking humans.

>>81552693
>81552693
He is based as fuck desu

>>81554137
>>81553695

That is literally how you domesitcate animals, retard. They're not capable of reason. You can't have a fucking coversation with it.

All you can do is dominate it.

>>81554586
t. Muhamed

>>81554856
t. dogfucker

>>81554777
Sounds like your mom.

>>81554777
thanks for your opinion but im going to believe professional organizations of verterinary behaviorists over you, a NEET on a Laotian Marvel Enthusiasts BBS

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>>81553932

>>81553932
*Is a factually dumber animal with no use that is actually worse at surviving on its own than a dog*
*Meows*

tfw we had to put our dog down for behaviour like this

>>81553695
>Just about every dog trainer in the world thinks he's stupid

How many fucking dog owners do you know that makes you feel confident enough to draw such a conclusion?

id literally beat that dog to death right then and there

>>81555240
dog trainers*

>>81554137

t. numale

>>81553605
That's really cool of him.

>>81552693
I would like a crossover show with My 600lb Life

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>>81553343

Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss?

>>81554988
>professional organizations of verterinary behaviorists

link one source

>>81553407
My dog is racist against black people. Can't stand them. Immediately wants to bite them.

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>>81553695
I like dogs but you're an /an/ idiot.

I bet you talk to your dog and anthropomorphize the shit out of it. It doesn't fucking understand what you say, only your tone and stance.

Cesar is the only one I've seen that isn't bullshit.

>>81555774
fuck yeah, Iguanodon doesn't take shit from anyone

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>>81555372
>Cesar tries to take a slice of pizza away from Steven
>Steven chomps down on his hand in anger
>Cesar begins violently kicking Assanti in his fat rolls and tits, trying to make him let go
>gets a foot caught in one of the fat folds, loses his balance and falls over
>crew runs over to help and manage to free him, but not before Cesar loses a finger

>>81555774

>when you're born millions of years too early for the thug life, but just in time to shank a bitch

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>>81552693
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

>you see? He's just a man.

if a dog does something wrong and you beat the shit out of it, it learns not to do it

>>81553343

>this week on the dog kickerer .

If my dog ever bit me I would stomp on it's head until it died

>>81555885
>that first YouTube comment by some lady who was trained by her cat

>>81555885

Dude is pretty hardcore. I'd never have my face that close to an aggressive dog, nor would I have my crotch that near to it either.

>>81555372
>dog bites necrosis leg of fatass
>dies of blight instantly
>"OWW MUH LEG"

>>81553695
>You like to bite, huh? bite my dick, then. Bite it, you faggot. Woof woof, motherfucker.

Jesus christ, Cesar.

>>81553932
a dog needs a god owner to actually be useful. the main reason shit dogs exist is because of shit owners.

>>81556138
t. retard

Has anyone ever been bit by a dog? I'm amazed he just kicked it and not mashed its face, because that's what mot would do.

He's a good guy.

>>81556138
That and inbreeding making dogs like pit bulls mentally retarded with retard strength.

I've never seen such an aggressive homosexual host a family program.

I swear his fetish is roleplaying as an alphadog and he enacts this fetish on every male dog owner. Trying to watch this show with my sister makes me extremely uncomfortable, almost like watching the walking dead with dom Negan and sub Rick.

>>81556272
yea get your hand close to his mouth. god you're fucking stupid

>>81553605
What the fuck he speaks spanish?

>>81556321
Your hand is already in his mouth retard. If you wind up with both hands in his mouth then you deserve to die.

>>81556383
so now both hands end up in mouth? you wouldn't survive a dog attack

>>81556272
I've only ever been nipped. Except one time a little to medium sized dog bit my face when I was a little kid but its mouth wasn't big enough to quite grab my face. And then once when I was trick r treating and it bit me in the upper pubic area and my neighbor awkwardly and cautiously checked my groin area to see if it drew blood.

One of my biggest fears is getting mauled by some big ass dog like a rottweiler. I'm a pretty big guy but I feel like it would be sort of difficult to get amdog like that off of you.

Would bashing them in the face with punches do anything? It must not because it never seems to phase dogs in dog attack videos. Seems like if you punched their snout hard enough though it would make them back off.

>>81553695
wtf is that music? this a kid show not no wild west showdown lol

>>81556272
Rottweiler took a chunk out of my arm in kindergarten. Got a kind of cool scar on my arm from it

>>81552693
any1 know the episode where he punches a dog in the throat. It involves a dishwasher.

>>81556272
Nearly got bit on my way back from watching kino.

My plan was to have my leg forward so he'd bite that and smash his face with my hands. But the owner called it back before getting bit.

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>>81556492
>It involves a dishwasher.

>>81556430
No, it wouldn't help. Most people would just flail about and hit its head because that's what would happen in a panic, seen it happen. Cesar did the right and smart thing.

>>81552693
>>81553343
*makes clicking noise*
*kicks dog in the ass*
>"You see, he's responding to my clicking, he knows I'm the alpha just by the tone of my voice"
*makes clicking noise*
*punches dog in the face*
*dog cowers into corner*
>"See, he's starting to relax."

>>81556537
Something about the dog attacking the dishwasher or doing something with it.

>>81556299
I think you're just gay for Ceasar, anon

His shtick is that he's super attractive to women.

>>81556179
>implying im wrong
kys lad.

>>81556590
Why are dogs so retarded?

>>81553695

they cut the part where he whips it for ten minutes with a unbent coat hanger

>kicks dog in the head
>dogs gets angry and attacks him
>"wtf your dog is violent?"
>*makes clicking noises*
>spits dog in face and stomps on its paw
>dog back into corner crying
>look at the dog, it knows i'm the fucking alpha male here

is he retarded?

Daily reminder that only mudslimes and sociopaths don't like dogs

>>81553434
>dog
>deadly

pussy

>>81556836
false, sociopaths tend to like animals more than people.

>>81553343
Let me kick you in the nuts, see if you can whisper

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>petcucks think the animal gives a shit about them
>petcucks are willing to live in hair,piss and shit
>petcucks cant even travel or stay out overnight
>petcucks have to pay thousands to veterinarians

>>81556877
You're right, that's why they tend to torture and kill them

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quick
post dogkino

>>81556903
at this point its clear you don't have any idea what you're talking about

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>>81556836
there is literally nothing wrong with being a sociopath

>>81556342
Dude is brown as fuck and you are surprised he speaks spanish?

>>81556417
How could a dog possibly widen its mouth to fit both of your hands?

>>81553732
agreed

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>people think psychopath and sociopath are synonymous just because the dumbfucks at the DSM say so

you don't know the history of psychiatry, I do!

>>81557042
it will switch that hand and bite again. you ever play with a dog? they kick makes it think something else is attacking and is good for distracting it.

>"leader of the pack"
>tried to kill himself over some dog

>>81554191
>its the moron who tries to rationalize having a dog with an alarm system argument
no, you're a fucking retard

watch the episode the dog was literally attacking its owners

>>81555916
Can confirm.

>friend's dog that passes away recently was overall pretty sweet but violently jealous
>would throw fits if it looked like you were going to pet another dog or its owners to the point it would bite pretty hard
>sole exception was my friend's dad
>when she was a puppy she bit him pretty hard
>he immediately smacked her so hard she flew across the room and into a wall
>dog never bit him again in her 15 years of life and if he even so much as twitched a finger in her general direction she would immediately stop barking

>>81555774
>It doesn't fucking understand what you say, only your tone and stance
but that's bullshit, you can train them to respond to specific words

>>81557135
>the dog was literally attacking its owners

Then clearly, they didn't own that dog.

You take a dog home and then the dog calls the shots? Fucking retards, it's a dog.

>>81556430
A dog skull is usually pretty thick, so bashing the head is not the best thing to do, usually just makes the dog angrier.

Your best bet is to kick soft parts or use your weight plus knees or elbows to literally crush them. Thats obviously only for the bigger ones, because once they bite, they simply won't let go. But that is pretty much worst case cenario ever, for when the dog is literally tring to kill you.

>In May 2010, after his dog Daddy died in February and his wife filed for divorce, Millan attempted suicide.

Holy shit Cesar.

>>81557196

Or just carry a small knife with you when you go out

>>81554137

Except if you actually hire a dog trainer, they give a lot of the same tips that Caesar Milan does.

>>81557176
>you can train them to respond to specific words

Yeah to bark and do tricks and shit. But if you have a dog with a violent temperament, the way you get that dog to stop being violent is to use physical force. I'm not saying beat the shit out of your dog. But the dog must know it cannot act that way towards you or anyone else you tell it not to attack.

It's an animal, you can train it, you cannot talk to it.

>>81555885
>Redditors literally defending the dog and saying how dare he kick the dog who has latched onto his hand biting and attack him

how sad and morally bankrupt do you have to be to not understand the basic situation this is

>>81557163

This.

My dad gave my dog a GOOD spanking when she was a puppy for going in the mud. She never forgot.

>>81557196

Punching the nose is a good way to get the dog to let go.

Some more of Holly & Cesar.
>Rock music
kek every time america.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

>>81557163
>durr, he hit the dog so hard it was scared of him for the rest of his life, now that's obedience xDDD
No wonder they don't allow you people to discipline your children anymore.

>>81557298
I simphatize more with the dog. If I had to choose between killing a dog or a human with no reprecussions I would kill the human 9/10 times

>>81557449
it's not about making the dog fearful but making him recognize you as pack leader

>>81557469
Kys

>>81556836
>he says, as he eats a burger

>>81557481
>it's not about making the dog fearful
That's why you hurt him, right? So he trusts you? Fucking moron.

>>81553343
If a dog latches onto your hand it takes a lot of restraint not to bash its head in, tbqh.

>>81557598
How the fuck you think it works with a wolfpack? The most diplomatic one rules solely with his charisma and wit?

Animal species literally fight for supremacy among themselves.

>>81554137
>All he does is instill fear in a dog. He stares it down, kicks it, walks it into a corner...everything he does is pure alpha
Fixed that for you.

>>81557469
Salutations, reddit!

>>81557469
hopefully that human would be yourself

>>81557176
>respond to specific words
Yes, to "respond", not to understand.

All it does is form a few connections
Sound>Action>Reward

It doesn't understand the word sit like you do.

>>81557688
>dogs are wolves!!
Ah, that's okay. You hit children and dogs, I don't expect you to understand the difference.

I wish I could understand this numale obsessions with violence as a way to express masculinity.

>>81556923
Not him but isn't animal abuse at an early age a common trait among sociopaths?

>>81554777
It is already domesticated.

>>81557894
Yeah man. numales are all about violence and agression lol.

>>81557986
>implying you're not a numale

I was 17 once. You'll get over it.

>>81557918
If by animal abuse you mean killing dogs and hanging the carcass on a tree, then yes.

>>81554777
>>
>That is literally how you domesitcate animals

It takes multiple generations to domesticate an animal you retard. Dogs are already fucking domesticated from centuries again.

>>81558006
Yeah man, I'm sure you have much life experience.

>>81557894
>I wish I could understand this numale obsessions with violence as a way to express masculinity.

???

Honestly children are animals too. Ever seen that south park episode where Ceasar Milan comes to "train" cartman after all the TV nannys failed? Of course you don't need to hit dogs and children, just yell at them or ostracise them.

>>81557985
>>81558042
Domestication means "house trained". You're just being anal about semantics here. Your dog is evidently not properly domesticated if it fucking attacks people when they go near it's food.

>>81558105
>>Domestication means "house trained"

No it doesn't. Are cows and horses house trained?

>>81557176
they don't understand the word you retard, like op said only the tone.
You train dogs to do tricks by feeding them at first so that when they hear the "word" a tone, they know to perform an action and they get food.
Only way to teach an old dog new trick, analogy, is to dominate they.
At first it is reward and punishment, then dominate as an alpha.
They are harmonious mammals, like humans, they learn all their behaviours through their status in a pack

>>81558105
>Domestication means "house trained". You're just being anal about semantics here. Your dog is evidently not properly domesticated if it fucking attacks people when they go near it's food.
No

>>81553932
fucking kek

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>>81558105
Taking education from animated comedy shows notwithstanding, that was the best South Park episode

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>>81553932

>>81558138
Trained to belong to the homestead, yes.

>>81558197
see >>81558244


BTFO

>>81557481
this

>>81557598
are you retarded, how do you think you house train a dog?
you smack them and wipe their nose in the piss or shit a few times and put them near a door until they realize when they need to go they go by a door.
then the first few times they do that you feed them after they have gone out for a shit or piss.

>>81554586
WHERE'S THE HUMAN VERSION OF THIS PIC?

The black girl is cute! Cute!!

>>81553932
Shouldn't it be "WE WUZ WOLVES N SHIT"?

>>81553605
>guess after what happened with his wife abandoning

That bitch, no pawn intended, took most of his money.

>Falling for the gender jew

>tfw this and Pitt boss are no longer airing

I need my dog Kino back

>>81558244
Domestication is a sustained multi-generational relationship in which one group of organisms assumes a significant degree of influence over the reproduction and care of another group to secure a more predictable supply of resources from that second group.

Oh look I can quote things from the internet idiot.

And by idiot, I mean it's original definition from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs i.e. person lacking professional skill", "a private citizen", or "individual".

But go ahead and keep thinking dogs haven't already been domesticated.

>>81558289
>see >>81558244
see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication
https://www.free-ebooks.net/ebook/The-Variation-of-Animals-and-Plants/pdf?dl&preview

>>81558327
>how do you think you house train a dog?
I house trained my dog and I didn't need to hit him once.

I can undestand nu-neanderthals such as yourself who try to fix everything through violence, but most men are quite capable of training dogs without hitting them.

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>>81553695

>Brb going to sit down with my dog for tea and dumplings while we contemplate about life and shit and his feelings and whatever

>>81558479
Right on fellow redditor, btw what's your favorite genre of cuck porn? :)

>>81558479
Tbqh it slightly depends on the breed too though,some dog breeds are more trainable then other breeds.

>>81552693
I'd like him to try and train black people instead of dogs.

>>81558412
>keep thinking dogs haven't already been domesticated.
>implying every dog is domesticated

>never been to afghanistan
>never been to turkey

yeah the genus of dogs are domesticated animals does not mean every dog is domesticated, or in laymans terms house trained.

>>81558479
>I house trained my dog and I didn't need to hit him once
when he was 14 he stopped shitting in a litter box or on your carpets
>implying numale result to violence and real men don't use violence
you are so retarded and backwords it hurts to see your shitposting

>>81558427
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication
>Domestication (from the Latin domesticus) means 'belonging to the house'.[14]

>>81558412
autism

The word was used before Darwin.

>>81558180
>only the tone
not true

>>81556417
actually, both hands in the dog's mouth is one of the better scenarios for a large rabid/nigger dog attacking a person; you can break the dog's jaw like that if you aren't extremely weak

the other is that you grab both the dog's forelegs and spread apart as hard as possible

fukken love dogs but here in G-d's own Dixie, melanin-enhanced gentlemen occasionally have one of their niggerpits get loose, gotta watch out

>>81555586
not him but I got one

his ass.

>>81558661
jesus fucking christ

now i need to watch cannibalcupcake

>>81558559
>when he was 14 he stopped shitting in a litter box or on your carpets
14 seems kind of old to be potty training an animal, why didn't your parents start sooner?

>it hurts to see your shitposting
Illiteracy isn't cool. .

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>>81558661
WTF man

why children even do that?

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>>81558568
>>Domestication (from the Latin domesticus) means 'belonging to the house'.[14]
We're not speaking latin.

Also, belonging to the house isn't the same thing as house trained.

>>81558661
>spend a full minute going through captcha before I can report
Reddit's system is much better than this

>>81558661
lel

He lost the show over the kick?

It was barely a kick.

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>>81558770
>We're not speaking latin.

What comes to your mind when I say "domestic housewife"?

>belonging to the house isn't the same thing as house trained.

Not exactly, but... come on

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>>81552693
>Previously on The Dog Whisperer

>>81558661
>>81558742
>>81558752

Shit two minutes late, what it was?

>>81558947
girl sucking off a dog

>>81558947
a 9yo girl naked but with stockings on sucking off a dog

>>81558947
judging by the thumbnail, it was someone sucking a doggy dick

>>81558661
Does that count as cp?

>>81558929
>What comes to your mind when I say "domestic housewife"?

The phrase "grasping at straws" comes to mind.

Read the wiki page on domestication.
The domestication of animals and plants is very interesting.

>>81559008
I'd say so, I reported it

>tfw your dog pisses in the house so you put him in the dryer for 20 minutes

>>81553738
rofl full force?

That was practically a love tab to its torso. It didn't even whimper or register it. No harm done.

>>81559081
well yeah but it could just be because it wasn't work safe blue board material

does it legally count though?

>>81558981
>>81559005
omg no way repost it???

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>>81559152
you fucking idiot

>>81559152
yeah nah

>>81559006
>>81559005
>>81558981

G-Gross, bad anon

>>81559057
No fuck off autist

>>81558006
>>81557894
>If I say something is the opposite of what it is enough it'll change to be what I say it is.

t. numale cuck.

Beating your dog over everything isn't a good training method, but if it fucking bites you are 100% justified and even encouraged to respond with violence.

Answer violence with violence. What are you going to do to get results otherwise? Put them in the "dog" house? Who gives a shit. It was hardly even hurt from the kick he gave it.

>>81558479
You aren't seriously so retarded that you think all dogs are the same right?

You can literally google every dog breed on the planet and get different statistics that ill specify their exact personalities and temperments. Pitbulls are nigger-dogs while a fucking golden retriever is generally pretty chill.

What works for you might be outright dangerous NOT to do with a more aggressive dog.

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>>81559183
>you fucking idiot
>posts Dominican

>>81559292
Not that anon, but you're fucking retarted.

>>81559292
>Beating your dog over everything isn't a good training method
Thank you for conceding you were wrong the whole time.

>but if it fucking bites you
I don't think I've ever had a dog bite me out of nowhere.

Then again, I don't hit my dogs, so...

>>81559130
Probably. Pretty sure that was actually a child

>>81559362
>You aren't seriously so retarded that you think all dogs are the same right?
Well, if you're kicking them all over the place because they bark in your general direction, they tend to behave aggressively towards you, regardless of its breed.

>>81559255
stay dumb brainlet

>>81556903

It's the fastest way into their hearts

>>81556580
underrated kino

>>81559550
I know about Darwin. I live in the 21st century.

However you and your buddy still throw autistic shitfits over language use which you obviously understand (and whic hwas perfectly valid), instead of adressing my original argument.

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>>81553932

>*gets hit by car*

>>81556272

ive never been bit by a dog because im not a beta fucking cuckhold. If -fucking dog- ever feels like he can just sink its teeth into you then you have failed as a man, and you will not survive the upcoming race wars

>>81556580
Jesus christ anon I was looking like an insane maniac while trying to read that. Fucking 10 out of 10

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>>81553932

>>81558525
Kek

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>>81552693
that doggo went from 0 too angery real fast

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>>81559367
what are you, some kinda gay? You know you like that brown ass...

you have to realize most of the dogs that he faced are dogs that have been trained by chucklefuck owners into thinking it's the alpha of the pack.

>>81553695
holy shit is that the angery dog

>>81560523
>Applying wolf social dynamics to human-dog relations

Dominance theory is a fucking meme. The dog doesn't think you're it's 'Alpha', it thinks you're it's mom, dogs have been bred for millennia to be neotenous. Building an antagonistic relationship based on dominance with your dog is retarded.

It's like beating your kid 'so they learn their place', only to be shocked when they snap and shoot you/their school.

no you wouldn't.

you would wipe the saliva from your unkempt, half grown pussy faggot comic collector beard and try your best to stop shaking.

>>81560635

This. That's why I make my dog give me oral sex.

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>>81560566
Yes

>>81554280
>>81555010
>>81558239
>>81559977
fucking newcucks

>>81558706
>cannibalcupcake
A w-what

>>81552693
WHAT'S GOING ON

>>81552693
>dog whisperer
>palm a strange dogs snout

>>81553932
this is funny because it's usually niggers who raise shit dogs

>>81554191
>cheapest
you've never had your own dog have you?

>>81556272
I have a scar on my neck from being bit by a dog because I had doe scent on me.

>>81555774

What do doggos think about CIA's power stance?

>>81556580
criminally underrated

>>81558661
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

IT GOT DELETED HELP!!!

>>81554341
its not really that, its just more that you're supposed to present yourself as the "dog whisperer", so that name kinda implies that you are the master of taming shitty dogs.

If a normal person like us encounters a shitty dog and it bites us, its kinda assumed we're gonna kick it in the bollocks till it gives way. Pero por Cesar Chavez Milan, people imagine because of his reputation that something like that would never happen to him.