Dr Pavel, I'm UNITED AIRLINES

living meme

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Ugh, you don't get to book seats

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The first one to book gets to stay on my aircraft!

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it....ain't me....

SEVEN YEARS

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He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?

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A lotta loyalty for a booked seat

Lucky bastard will probably make massive bank over this

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it doesn't matter who we are, what matters that we've paid

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no one cared who i was till i put on a pr nightmare

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If i pull that off, will my stocks drop?

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it would be extremely unprofitable

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you're a big lawsuit

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for you

We need Dr. Dao to uphold the contract he signed

They are not my friends.

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>We had to find out what he told you

Maybe Dr. Chong does know something that the powers that be don't want to get out.

Why else would government agents go onto a plane and assault someone for sitting in a seat he paid for?

That autistic screeching is a bit much for someone who just doesn't want to get off a plane.

And then there's him muttering
>just kill me
Again, a bit much. Perhaps I'm wondering why a man would kill himself before seeing his patients?

>>81552829
The stock didn't fly so good

so did he get to stay on the aircraft?

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>>81554401
NO, HE WASN'T THE FIRST ONE TO TALK

3 OTHER PEOPLE LEFT THE PLANE LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

THIS CHINK JUST SCREECHES AUTISTICALLY TILL THEY HAVE TO DRAG HIM OUT

>CHINKS
NOT EVEN ONCE

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>>81552456
>FIRST ONE TO VOLUNTEER GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRLINE

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>>81552829

These are all awful posts.