Just got out of prison.

>>81552002
Speed racer

>>81552002
Fuuuuck dude. Good luck.

>>81552002
Orange is the new black

>>81552058
With?

>>81552002
The Dark Knight Rises.

>>81552002
Mad porn.

>Implying 90% of what you do in prison isn't sitting around watching TV

Fuck outta here you fake ass bitch.

>>81552002
give me a name bro

Oz

>>81552099
Yeah I thought that too. In UK you get a tv in your cell

>>81552100
Sommer Ray

>>81552099
Yea like local channels with Bible shows local news and Simpsons reruns.

>>81552002
There's this site called BLACKED.com

Us brothers humiliate white boys with it, check if my nigga

>>81552002
you weren't in prison

watch me lick that bumbum
mmmm

>>81552002
The Expanse

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>>81552002
Film - Macbeth.
TV - Peaky Blinders.

>>81552002
WOW nice hot pusy bono....girll....u are beautiful......u have kik?

>>81552002
Watch Gravity and Interstellar, the 2 Star Wars Movies. Batman V Superman. Then check out Buzz Aldrins instagram and come back to me.

>>81552099
>not lifting weights and getting swole
>not getting out of prison and banging slags like OP's pic related because they love your muscles and criminal background

>>81552002
Last year's series of Top Gear.

>>81552002
Read a book and get a job...also watch MoS and BvS

>>81552203
No weights in my prison, someone would have beat someone to death with then where I was at.

that thing in OPs image walks on Earth and yt I'll never be lucky enough to fuck it

why even live

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>>81552127
>Sommer Ray
thanks bro

and check out pic related if you like chinamen movies

>>81552002
I'd eat the shit outta that booty. Literally

>>81552319

Another lie. Every prison has weights especially some pussy ass mid tier where someone would be doing a nickel. Shit nigger we had weights in the supermax in Upstate New York and everyone in there was a murderous degenerate. Abort thread OP's a fucking liar.

>>81552002

Isn't restricted internet access part of the conditions of your release?

>>81552399
Yea, no. Unless you're in club fed, you do not have weights in your prison. You can't even have fucking shoe laces or belts.

>>81552419
No. I wasnt in prison for anything internet related

>>81552399
>Every prison has weights
in hollywood movies not in real life you imbecile

>>81552002
True Lies

>>81552002

>the last kingdom
>leviathan
>the hunt
>13 hours
>rogue one
>deutschland 83
>1864
>broen
>the night of

>>81552475
>>81552492
lel you motherfucking lying faggot get the fuck out of my thread, every single goddamn prison has weights, I've been a CO for twelve fucking years, goddamn Pelican Bay the most dangerous prison in America has weights in the yard you fucking scumbags. Go live your fantasy somewhere else you lying faggot.

>>81552577
Kek no they don't. You're not a CO.

>>81552131
Fucking under rated LOL

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>>81552475
>>81552492

ITT a liar shows his hand

>>81552633
Yeah faggot, they do.

>Lying about being in prison this badly

Jesus Christ. What are you about twelve?

>>81552671
>>81552699
Yea no. Maybe that prison has weights. Most do not. It's a fact.

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>1998

>>81552002
Batman v Superman

>>81552633

Providing adequate exercise equipment is actually a legal requirement for federal penitentiaries.

I'd imagine most places have similar laws regarding state prisons.

>>81552761
All prisons have weights of some kind even makeshift, that's a fact, stop lying and kill yourself.

Here, just to prove what a lying faggot you are, tell me how many times a week you got to shower and how much rec time you got a day.

>>81552796
>DOES NOT INCLUDE DIP BARS ETC.

So weightlifting equipment. It's a fucking law these animals get to work out with some sort of equipment.

>>81552808
>Federal
Nigger I was in state prison in Florida. Not in club fed. All we had was a pull up bar. Federal prison is fucking nice compared to state

>>81552836
>animals
hey man that's the OP you're talking about

>>81552855
Bullshit. What prison?

>>81552836
>Damage control

>>81552855

Your mom's basement doesn't count as prison you little faggot bitch.

>>81552866
I know, fuck him, if he actually is an ex con I hope he knows I or someone like me pissed in his chow everyday.

>>81552881
How the fuck is it damage control? It proved me right.

>>81552808

funny that, our locals governments use our tax money to build gyms then charge us out the ass if we want to use them

>>81552876
TGK in Dade
Florida State Prison
Charlotte Correctional institution.

>>81552855
Caught in another lie.

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/pub/annual/9596/myths.html

>inmates are allowed time for wellness activities, which include weightlifting

>>81552990
If you count a pull up bar as weight lifting equipment I gues, yes we have weight lifting equipment.

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>>81552002
Jenny Nicholson

>>81552939
>Level VI baby prison with 1300 convicts not being allowed to have weights

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81553047

>If you count weightlifting equipment as weightlifting equipment then yes we have weightlifting equipment

Were you arrested for criminal stupidity?

>>81553110
Nigger Im talking about free weights. How fucking dense are you? We had no free weights in prison because prisons rarely have them. How fucking stupid are you?

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HOLY FUCK IS THIS LEXPLORER?!

You stupid balding faggot I called Publix and told them you're a menace to society so you're not allowed to order subs there anymore, Kyle you meme loving fuck!

What were you in for?

>>81553172
>prisons rarely have them

Wrong again.

>>81553212
Okay whatever you say faggot.

>just got out of prison
Hey, i remember this meme. Forgot about this one

>>81553180

LeX has got another few years left and won't be allowed on the internet ever again

What'd you do OP?

>>81553181
>>81553302
Possession of cocaine with intent.
Possession of a fire arm during the commission of a felony.

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>mfw if OP is telling the truth (which he isn't) he's still getting harassed by guards on the outside

>>81553264
LeX must be getting fucked in the ass everyday, autists don't last much inside prison, it's like going back to school but it's filled with only bullies.
That 4channer goes to prison meme video on jewtube is real sad shit.
Well LeX deserved it, he's a fucking retard.

>>81553334
be honest here m8

did you intend?

what's the craziest shit you saw? is it weird having the orange buffoon president out of nowhere?

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>>81553350
>mfw everyone's a LARPing faggot except me

We're on 4chan no one here has gone to jail, and no one here has a job, especially not in a jail. The beta faggots in this thread wouldn't be able to gain the respect of prisoners so they couldn't be COs.

>>81553302
Couple of kids said I diddled 'em.

>>81553384

even though he completely brought it upon himself I can't help feeling sorry for the guy

the pre-conviction interview where he said he genuinely feared for his life gave me feels

>>81553389
Yes.
Prison is boring. One time I saw a cat kill himself by jumping off the second floor catwalk and landing head first but that's it. Most of my time was spent reading, working and doing calesthenics.

>>81553384

Guy on /sp/ said his brother was locked up with him and he's pretty much the block bitch and washes their underwear and has his parents put money in his commissary to buy them ramen noodles and stuff so he doesn't get his ass kicked. He seemed pretty legit with the stuff he knew.

>>81553389

"Intent" usually just means "had more than an eight ball and a couple of baggies on your person when arrested".

>>81553180
How funny is it that this faggot ended up in THE Ohio State prison getting bopped by Bubba after talking about how much he loved Florida and would never be caught dead up North all the time? He's a human meme.

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>>81553350

>>81553180

When keeping it meme goes wrong.

>>81553482
I guy i knew had a neighbor who got convicted for possession of pedo stuff, the rest of the block grabbed him on the first night and put a knife to his throat to make him call his parents and beg them to buy a new TV for the whole block while they heard his inmates yelling and threatening to cut him up.
They had to pay a shitload of money to move him to some rich people's jail afterwards.

rick and morty
game of thrones

>>81553180
That piece of shit threatened to kill kids and is a Rays fan. I hope he gets murdered twice in prison.

>>81552643
Epic. Make sure I'm in screen cap

>>81552127
>Sommer Ray

>does not watch movies
>is familiar with instagram sluts

explain yourself

>>81552002
Problem Child 2

>>81552002
Movie: The Grand Budapest Hotel or
TV: unironically Rick and Morty

>>81552337
Protip: carry around 1000 dollars on you at all times and you can fuck most 10/10's.

No woman will turn down 1k on the spot

Source: educated guess

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>>81552002
Are you the guy from /pol/ who killed and ate all the neighborhood cats. Because that guy keep making threads like this on like 6 boards

>>81554390
My cousin put me on game

>>81552099
last time i went to jail we only watched naked and afraid or mexican soap operas. i read over 50 books though.

How do you jerk off in prison?

>>81555707
some guys jerk off
some guys make a feefee with a rubber glove and a towel
some guys give the gay kid some commissary for a blowjob every once in awhile

OP hasn't witnessed the light of braaapposting. Let's show him how it's done.

>>81552049
TFW Speed Racer came out 9 years ago

>>81555110
They're called Koreans and there are dozens of them here.

>>81555819
kill yourself.

>>81552126
>get put in prison for not having a TV license
>prison cell has a fucking TV

never fucking understood this shit.

>>81552002
Why do people say this? You can watch prison in tv too.

>>81556394
it's to teach prisoners how to watch tv so that they don't fail their tv licensing exam again

>>81552002
Mad Max Fury Road

>>81552049
I thought this looked completely retarded when it came out and just watched it for the first time a few weeks back.

It was actually really really bretty gud

>>81557078
Speed Racer is legit one of the most underrated films (along with Sucker Punch). It's easily the Wachowski-abominations' best film

>>81552002

only a matter of time before you're back in criminal scum

>>81552002
Zootopia.

>>81552002
>she will never sit on my face
;_;

Why are women like this?

>>81552002
Holy shit, is that Arianna Grande?

Paul Blart : Mall Cop ofc stay out of prison this time