If Frodo's so smart why didn't he use the eagles to gain the high ground and ensure the safety of the flight plan?
He wasn't a big guy
For Sam
Who says he's smart?
Cause he new that the only way for sam to fuck his boipussy is to go on a massive dangerous hike where he can use the power of the ring to slowly turn sam into the faggot that frodo wants
>>81544319
I'm hothead.
Because that's not what Tom Bombadil wanted
>4/0/5/1
>4 posts, 1 poster
this level of samefagging is embarrassing
stop posting
I'll give you the rent once you deal with the droid attack on the wookies.
>>81544518
8 IPs my man
He didn't want to miss Galadriel riverdancing
why don't we just devout the time spent making memes to just create an exclusive language? it's all just references anyway and the basics are there
>>81544319
It's against his wheat tax policy
Because he was busy shining shoes
his hands were a little dirty
XD YOU COMBINED THE MEMES
U P V O T E S
>>81546156
dude if frodo came home after going through that, wouldn't his gay son by sam be older than him?