If Frodo's so smart why didn't he use the eagles to

He wasn't a big guy

For Sam

Who says he's smart?

Cause he new that the only way for sam to fuck his boipussy is to go on a massive dangerous hike where he can use the power of the ring to slowly turn sam into the faggot that frodo wants

>>81544319
I'm hothead.

Because that's not what Tom Bombadil wanted

>4/0/5/1
>4 posts, 1 poster
this level of samefagging is embarrassing
stop posting

I'll give you the rent once you deal with the droid attack on the wookies.

>>81544518
8 IPs my man

He didn't want to miss Galadriel riverdancing

why don't we just devout the time spent making memes to just create an exclusive language? it's all just references anyway and the basics are there

>>81544319
It's against his wheat tax policy

Because he was busy shining shoes

his hands were a little dirty

XD YOU COMBINED THE MEMES


U P V O T E S

>>81546156
dude if frodo came home after going through that, wouldn't his gay son by sam be older than him?