PAN

AND

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nice and cold

WHOOPS FORGOT TO TURN THE BURNER ON

>>81541875
alphabrain eggs

>>81541859
Peter?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5PCbtiCpk

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KNIFE
NICE AND DULL

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SIMPLE

RUSTIC

FRESH

LOCAL INGREDIENTS

WUZ

>>81541875
Whats the deal with this image though, is it because the eggs look horrible and the gouda is raw?

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OLIVE OIL

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>>81541859
YES CHEF

>>81541970
I know that ring, is that Jack? Fuck he's GOT to be trolling.

>"are these ice cubes fresh?"
>"n-no Chef they are frozen..."
Dramatic zoom in on ice cubes with music sting to imply disgust and horror
>"FUCK ME"

jesus christ this board is cancer

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>>81542385
teehee

>>81542399
kys weeb

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>>81542385
>jesus christ this board is cancer

>>81542399
FUCKING WEEB CUNTS

jackposting should be an instaban here just like it is on /ck/

>>81542385
>implying you're not here forever

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>when they don't use brioche buns on their burgers

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81542372
geez how old is this?

Is this the official Ja/ck/ thread?

>>81542212
>>81542531
HEALTHY SCHOOL MEALS

>>81542572
How does this even happen?
Why would he upload a fuck up as monumental as this?
Jack is a truly fascinating man

>>81541859
POST
NICE AND SHIT

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GRILLED CHEESE
NICE AND PRETENTIOUS

>>81542658
for the views you doofus

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>>81541933
Always triggers me. Like he intentionally drops it so oil will splash everywhere

>>81542695
why does favroh use oil as well as butter
why does he spread the butter on the bread instead of buttering the grill
why does he use plastic cheese flavoured squares
why does he put the cheddar inbetween the plastic

>>81542330
>Do you make your own bread?
>Yes we do, Chef
>and you grow your own wheat to make flour?
>w-well, we buy the flour, Chef
>JESUS CHRIST

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>>81542385

I don't get this meme

>>81541998
Absolutely nothing wrong with that pizza.

>>81542839
nigger

>>81542839
/ck/ turned shit in the last month so /tv/ is the new /ck/, anymore questions?

>>81542183
Everything about it

>shitty looking eggs
>bread hardly toasted
>rind still on cheese
>mayo
>shit tier hot sauce
>"sour kraut"

>>81542877
Thanks.

>>81541933
>that splash
Seen it 100 times already and I still laugh at that.

BABY

>>81542877
what happened to /ck/

>>81542572
>>81542658
conservation of angular momentum

>>81542385
Head, nice and hot.

>>81542577
2007 show

SALT

PEPPER

LEMON

DONE.

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>*VIOLIN SCREECH*
>"OH FUCKING HELL"
>Gordon has found the hotel manager's Bane folder while preparing tonight's menu
>*click* *click*
>"Christ" What the fuck is this?"
>"I'm not sure Chef Gordon"
>"not sure? NOT SURE? It was already open and there are 5 fucking Bane threads you made. Oh my fucking word"
>"Did you know about this?" Gordon asks the staff
>the majority shake their heads apart from CIA who looks down in shame
>"Un fucking believe able"
>"Ya know I knew Baneposters were some sick mother fuckers but this takes the fucking cake yeah"

>>81541964

GORUDOM RAMSIS' 「NIESSU AND HOTTO」SUTANDO

>>81541875
i think this looks delicious

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>>81541875
>all that saturated fat

why do white people make horrible lifestyle choices then blab about it to the world?

>If you can't cook a fuckin' mussel -
>IF YOU... I fucking told you-
>YEEEEUUSSS?
>YEAH? OIIIIGH? ... EH?
>Go on.
>YEAH? OIIIGHH

>>81542782
why does he have fucking hand tattoos

>>81541875
>'za posters will defend this

>>81543091
Unfunny and uninspired, you'll never be a true meme craftsman.

>>81543193
THANK YOU CHEF

>>81543207
CMERE YOU

>>81543156
Plonker.

>>81543225
twat

>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

>>81542782
You know i watched this movie, then did just that.

Both oil and butter.

Best fucking grilled cheese I've ever had.

YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT YEH

>>81542212
lubbly jubbly

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Pie, nice and runny.

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>>81542968

it got too joocieeeeeeeeeeee

>>81543215
NOW FUCK OFF

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>>81543322

>>81543358
W...what is that even supposed to be? A cream pie? A lemon pie? A tart of some sort?

>>81542782
buttering the bread lets it melt into the dough instead of evaporating on the pan
fuck knows the rest

>>81543359

WHAT

>>81541964
cmon adam

>>81542385
that might be, but you're a homo

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>>81543358

>jack posting as I am eating breakfast

I'm in for a wild ride

>>81543359
n-nani?!

PHENOMENAL

>>81543594
>open webm
>see file name
>immediately close webm

>>81543594
hes such a fucking mongoloid retard

>>81543360
DONKEY

>>81543594
>have complete creative control over what gets on your youtube channel
>shamelessly upload yourself being retarded constantly

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>>81541859
Chicken, Nice and raw.

>>81543359
That knife wasn't meant for batoning.

All these ja/ck/ posters can fu/ck/ off back to where they came from

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>>81543726
>cooking chicken with the skin on

>>81543594
Don't worry it's blunt
>>81541970

JIMMIES

NICE AND RUSTLED

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>>81543756

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Egg, nice and juicy.

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>>81543638

>>81543817
WALLA

>>81543132
no saturated fat in eggs you mong.

>>81543726
>>81543817
How hasn't this guy died from food poisoning

>>81543817
BURGER, NICE AND JUICY

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>>81543726
>>81541970
>an animal had to die for this

>>81543848
He's had salmonella 5 or 6 times.

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>>81543848

he is immune to the juice

>>81543845
>no saturated fat in eggs you mong.
https://www.google.com/search?q=saturated+fat+in+eggs&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Wrong

>>81543821
jesus christ

>>81542968
/tv/ and /ck/ started to crossboard and the result is nonstop meme threads and threads about McDonalds.

>>81543817
>>81543848
I don't see anything wrong with those patties (assuming it's actually good meat)

>>81543132
>good goy, avoiding this one nutritional subgroup won't turn out to be a fad like all the other times it was

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>>81543875

Jack will never top masao in terms of retarded cookingkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM

>>81543875
I think in that video he was trying to poach the egg, not hard boil it. It's still terrible though.

>>81543903
christ....

>>81543875
I really want to know how he managed to get the yellow firm and the white runny, video link?

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>sick as fuck
>haven't eaten in 48 hours
>this thread
please

>>81543930
this guy is gold

>>81543916
Not even his best video

https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY?t=51

>>81543910
>dismissing dangers of excess fat

>>81543955
But at least you got dubs. Get well soon, anon.

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>>81543955

>>81543974
I love masao, unironically kino

>>81542572
this is someone i cant get behind. i hope this fat fuck dies sooner than later

>>81543990
PASTA, NICE AND BLAND

>>81543994
WORMS

NICE AND HOT

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>>81543955

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>>81543977

BRAVO
R
A
V
O

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>>81543955
yummy yummy

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>>81543994
holy shit

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>>81543994
WTF????????????

>>81543999
>>81543990
This is actually pretty decent recipe and basically impossible to fuck up.
One pot meals in general are simple to make and come out delicious.
The jack meme is such shit

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>>81543994

>>81542695
>putting in that much effort but still using plastic cheese

hmm

>>81543996
>>81543974
I love the Special Christmas Turkey video in terms of how ridiculous the recipe is and the ending.

It's a bit long, unfortunately.

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>>81543994

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>>81543994

post the most absolutely absurd jack videos

>>81543994

what the FUG

sauce?

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>>81543994

>>81544056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>81543968
meant for>>81543916

>>81543974
Every time I watch this, it gives me motivation to keep my apartment tidy.

>>81544028
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvepivtcoZs
Why Americans are fat, a case study. Look at the ingredients in her """"""salad""""""

>>81544009
JUST FUCKING POUR THE CHIPS IN, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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>>81544028
stop, pls

>>81543316
>>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
>This is no way to run a business
Underrated

>>81544009

It's amazing the shit people will do with Ramen then have the balls to charge 8 fucking dollars for it.

>>81544020
Shitty product, but at least take the fucking sticker.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t6m0k_Ki9g
>make her a delicious steak
>inform her of her health problem
>find a "moral" source of a good cut of beef
>she still refuses to eat it
fookin 'ell.

>>81544009
>4th graders design a recipe: the video

>>81543976
It's fucking egg, how can an item of food be inherently dangerous?

>>81542695
He doesn't even take a blowtorch to the cheese before slapping the halves together. What a fraud.

>>81543994
>>81544028
It's just worms.

>>81542782

There's nothing wrong with any of this.

Grilled cheese is comfort food. It's supposed to be dirty. Cheap, unhealthy ingredients are allowed.
You use cheese slices specifically because you want to taste cheap melted cheese slices because that's how it was growing up or whatever.

Not everything has to be 100% fresh organic ingredients and getting mad when it isn't is pure fucking food autism coming from someone who likes to think they know a lot about food but actually haven't got any taste or sense whatsoever.

>>81544195
It's maggots.

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>>81544142
>It's fucking egg, how can an item of food be inherently dangerous?

what?

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>>81543976
>>81544142

>>81544202
I think maggots are worms.

>>81544198
It's supposed to be simple. Not an autistic "artisan" performance piece.

>>81544084

why does this make me so angry

>>81544138
i use scissors in the kitchen too.
its honestly a brilliant tool for cooking.

>>81544226
They are similar but different.

>>81544206
SO ONE OF THOSE EGG COUNCIL FREAKS GOT TO YOU TOO HUH?

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>>81544226
no, they're larva mate

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>>81544138

>watch a friend do something similar
>try to explain to them shit is dangerous and if you hit the pan you're just introducing Teflon into your diet
>"Teflon isn't dangerous"

>>81544239
no, they are different but similar

>>81543994

that camera angle is violent

>>81544230

It is simple. What is not simple about that webm?

He literally just butters some bread, throws on some cheese slices, grills it on a plate with oil and serves it.

The whole movie is shot like this.

>>81544258
> Invertebrate animals commonly called "worms" include annelids (earthworms and marine polychaete or bristle worms), nematodes (roundworms), platyhelminthes (flatworms), marine nemertean worms ("bootlace worms"), marine Chaetognatha (arrow worms), priapulid worms, and insect larvae such as grubs and maggots.

>>81544263
if you coat your insides in teflon you will have smoother bowl movements

>>81544232
Adding half a cup of sugar and a cup of mayonnaise to a salad should make anybody angry.

>>81544293
The general term of "worm" is generally referring to an earth worm which a maggot is totally different from.

>>81544206
sleeper kino post of the thread

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>>81544296
>if you coat your insides in teflon you will have smoother bowl movements

kek'd

>>81544337
>love food
DOUBT

>>81541933

You can see his ape brain struggling to find whats wrong as he is placing the steak in that cold oil

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>>81544337
.

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>>81544337
>creme burgers

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>>81544337

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a little bit of butter

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>>81544337
wat

>>81544337
>Oh, i guess they're making some sort of big mac pancake
>see the dual spatula

some things weren't meant to exist

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It's a fucking beef pie without a dish, what's the big deal?

>>81544337
Americans deserve to be slaughtered.

>>81542782
>why does favroh use oil as well as butter
To increase it's burning temperature. Oil mixed with butter doesn't burn as easily as just butter but still has the flavour

>>81544337
This seems like a Japanese thing.

>>81542695
jesus christ favreau, it's just grilled cheese

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>>81544377
Little olive oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoV7lw7YBG4

>>81544421
Come over here and try it ahmed.

>>81544337
>take food that looks like shit
>turn it into food that looks like puke
Great transformation.

>>81543955
>sick
Are you me? I literally started feeling a little sick like 2 days ago

>>81543358
How can someone so inept run a cooking channel?

>>81544435
>""EGHNN OLIVE OLL"

>>81544435

To be fair Olive oil is a preferred source of fat intake.

>>81544463
On the internet, everyone has a voice.

>>81543594
>Cutting like that
>Cutting on raw fish
.Using this knife

There is just so much wrong here

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>>81544020

Holy shit. First off, he still has his fucking rings on while cooking. Secondly, he hasn't even sliced the apple in half for the machine to actually work properly. Thirdly, the apple still has the fucking sticker on!

There's also the fact that he bought that damn gadget in the first place.

C'mon Jack.

>>81544463
stfu I guarantee Chef Scalfani is a better cook than you.

Serious inquiry here, is Jack for real?
I can't see how humanity's made it so far if we're capable of these levels of stupidity.
Was he put there by the CIA to distract us from the habbenings?

>>81544435
You forgot the Knorr products:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3pgSovV-JY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPhHdNAbkF8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2fq9anNWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUsBH2WGJI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6XSqzW_OE

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>>81544444
QUINTS ALERT QUINTS ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>81543875
He's a pioneer you retards. Have you seen anyone poach an egg with the shell? I guessed so

>>81543903
It's like he is trying to cover meat in hard candy

>>81543903
Is that fucking tar or something?

>>81544337
>american """''cuisine"""""

>>81544032
Yeah sure thing jack. Putting 10 liters of water in there instead of tomatoes is really the way to go

>>81544028
>>81543994

jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you people

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>>81544435
>the way the camera pans up to the bottle at 1:07 like even the cameraman can't believe what he's seeing

The /r9k/ redditor is allowed to shill spam a thread again, swaglord?

>>81544608
Go back to redddit.

>>81544424
>>81544401
Its a cold stone creamery

Theyre in the us, they make your ice cream right in front of you, like a cold habachi grill

Why anyone would want big mac (grand mac?) ice cream is beyond me

>>81544513
Not gonna lie, but this is pretty fucking comfy.

>>81544454
Not unless you scrambled to the bathroom at 6am yesterday morning when your body decided to evacuate itself from both ends, no

>>81544608

fun fact there's a reason pork is considered dirty.

>>81544020
THE STICKER IS STILL ON IT

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One of the more surprising things I've discovered in my life is that cold baked beans straight from the can are actually quite tasty.

>>81544337
It seems like the type of shit your braindead aunt shares on facebook

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>>81544009
I've seen this so many times and I still wish I knew what the fuck everything is ingredient wise.

Ramen, chips, lemon juice? Maybe? Cheese? What are those sauces? What's in that pot?!

>>81544643

yeah because fridges didn't exist

>>81544622
What an original and insightful comment anon. Congrats

>>81544659
I'm guessing mustard, ketchup, and mayo are the sauces and it looks like onions in the pot.

>>81544643
Are you allowed to be on the Internet during Passover?

>>81544685
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Kj10Zj3mnR8P6ISf5UUBGg/

Stop allowing shilling swaglord

>>81544683
butt frustrated?
go back there

>>81544685
Just chop the bottom off to make it flat holy christ

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>>81544659
Mexicans

>>81544723
First time on 4chan buddy?

>>81544708
>The disease trichinosis (or trichinellosis) can be caught through the consumption of raw or undercooked meat of animals infected with the larvae of the Trichinella worm, a parasite common to many wild carnivorous animals and sometimes found in game meat from bears, pigs/boars, large felines, foxes, dogs, wolves, horses, seals, and walruses. Because Trichinella infection may also occur in domestic pigs, consumers of pork have long been cautioned to cook the meat thoroughly to ensure that any parasites in the meat are killed off prior to their being ingested by humans.

>>81544631
yeah i knew that it was a coldstone when they pulled out the dual spatula things

>>81544659
He loves having balls...in his mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liuzvY1g8E

I want to fug Lisa and Sara while Rita watches.

>>81544761

what is this?

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>>81544761
The sauce is like a 1000 calories alone. Fuck

>>81544659
In order I'm thinking
>doritos
>ramen
>chilli powder?
>lime/lemon juice
>onions
>cheese
>mayo
>ketchup
>sriracha or some meme shit like that
>nacho cheese
>more lemon/lime juice
>I don't want to know

>>81544763
go back there!

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>>81544838
Here's part 1

>>81544793
My mum makes me watch this shit all the time

>>81544435
tbqh, olive oil is god tier

>>81544871
lel

>>81544402
The beef isn't diced, it's one large piece so the pastry helps keep the outside from becoming dry before the inside is properly heated through

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>>81544875

>>81544570
It's what happens when you mix too much cornstarch to water.

>>81545007
It's hilarious how surprised he was once it thickened, like he just discovered fire.

>>81544930
Oh, so that's why a lot of them are so chubby

>>81544508
Maybe Jack is the proof we haven't made it as far as we thought we have

>>81545202
Mexico is fatter than the US

>>81543903
>that filename
I kek every time

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>>81545318
>when breathing-in has absolutely no effect.

>>81542695
its just a fucking grilled cheese

>>81545440
THICC

>>81545568
Right, if it takes more than three minutes to make I'm not fucking interested. I'd have picked up a back of chips by that time.

>>81543903
>people on /tv/ dont dip their meat in silly putty
sad

>>81544135
Yeah, lets serve hard liquor to the person who hasnt had a drink in years (or ever). I love steaks, but it's not exactly a light meal or a good way of introducing someone to meat again.

>>81543316
oh i am laffin

>>81541859
Most kino Kitchen Nightmares episode?

>>81546517
The one with the two fat twins
>WE HAVE HOMEMADE MEATBALLS