What's your prime directives /tv/ ?

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1: Kill all the humans.

2: Go back and make sure they are all dead.

3: Jump up and down on the pieces.

4: Obey all directives given by employees of Omni Consumer Products.

1. shitpost reddit and memey
2. wander into random threads and call someone reddit, then hide thread
3. report someone crying about moderation

Your Prime Directive is -

"Being a cunt on the internet"

wow, Billy. What a useless prick you are.

>>81538562
Yes, Billy. This is exactly what your whole life is. If you think this is fine then you should be put in a care home.

1. Do not go outside unless you absolutely have to.

2. Spill spaghetti when interacting with other humanoid lifeforms in person.

3. Refrain from any type of physical contact with the opposite gender.

4. Shitpost as frequently as possible.

5. Live and die alone.

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>>81538646

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1. Never allow friends
2. Shoot men before throwing them out of a plane
3. Be in charge
4. Bane?

>>81538491
To not interfere in the development of independent civilisations.

>>81538491
1. I am one bad motherfucker
2. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3. Autism

About right?

1.Drive
2.Chew toothpick

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Protect John Connor ':3

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1. Point index and pinky fingers
2. Angry face
3. Tell Chrissy to "watch it"
4. gabagool