this fucking sucked

>>81536190

ITS MADE FOR CHINKS

ITS FUCKING SUCKED FOR A WHILE

THEY KEEP EATING IT UP

Were they ever really good? Even at their peak they were mediocre action movies with vague homosexual undertones.

>>81536291
i guess this made sense
>>81536306
at least FNF1 thru 3 where comfy and you know had cars in them

The only good thing to come out of this series are the How Did This Get Made episodes where they spend an hour + shitting on each movie with Adam Scott

eh I liked it. Found it better than 7 desu. Didn't miss Walker at all in fact I think it was an improvement without him.

Should I go to watch this, boss baby or power rangers? help me anons

>>81536711
at least scott eastwood made an effort i liked him
>>81536724
its barely better than any of those and if you like cars/action its fun

>>81536190

i dont know how you could see the commercial for that and not say "holy FUCK they made another one of those shit movies??!"

never seen any of these for more than 2 min

never will

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>>81536306

What the fugu did you expect, retard?

Would someone mind explaining me whatever the fuck happened with these movies? I saw the trailer for this and I was just befuddled at the evolution this franchise has taken. The first two were undercover racing movies, right? Now it's James Bond movies on steroids?

>>81536855

At 5 they actually started being good.

>>81536901
you have to be kidding right?
>>81536855
It really hasnt been memorable or interesting since Tokyo Drift

Fast 1-4 are for boring racing movies for plebs, Fast 5-8 are the true kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd-2ZMhkeZ8&ab_channel=Happy-CS%3AGO-FOOTBALL

>>81537019
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>81536724
Power Rangers

can someone spoil it for me? as in why TORETTO!! betrayed his familia.

>>81537292
Toretto and Elena (the Brazilian cop that he was fucking when Letty was dead) evidently had a baby which Toretto didn't know about and Charlize Theron has captured them both and will kill them unless Dom works for her however the timeline doesn't work seeings as he's back with Letty in Furious 7 and she is in that movie and not pregnant so he must have been fucking both of them for a bit.

>>81537292
He fucked the stupid huehue chick from that FNF5 movie and had a kid with her he didnt know about, she gets killed by mad cuck fury feminist and then he eventually kills her too

>>81537424
what the fuck was up with the timeline anyway? Its all fucked up

Really that's it? Go nuts and betray your family over that? Get the fuck outta here.

>>81537451
The full timeline is The Fast and the Furious
Better Luck Tomorrow
2 Fast 2 Furious
Fast and Furious
Fast Five
Furious 6
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast 7
The F8 of the Furious
I think it was because Justin Lin did pretty ok for Tokyo Drift so they decided to let him run with it and he was basically extending the Han lore as a bit of self service after accidentally killing off the most interesting character.

>>81537607
Also Fresh off the Boat, Parks and Recreation and the Nolan Batman films all contribute to the greater Fast and Funiverse through shared characters

>>81537643
wtf explain

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Why the blonde ex-com guy isn't in that one again?

>>81537845
he ded

remember when this was about guys in civics stealing tv/vcr combos?

was the MCM shitbox Corvette in it?

>>81538028
yes it was glorious
>>81538079
not that i saw no

Did Tokyo drift redneck guy get a bigger part in this one

>>81538139
he isnt even in it

>>81536190

>78%
>sucked

>>81537019
>dual giant comical wrenches
This is the height of western art

>>81536190

I only watch these movies ironically, so I'll enjoy it either way.

>>81538476
>78%
Where are you getting that number?

>>81537743
Hector from first movie is a character called Hector with a hotted up ricer in Fresh Off the Boat. He's also unnamed ex-con in TDKR
Fat crooked cop in 2F2F is a fat crooked cop in Batman Begins
Perd Hapley is a news guy in Parks and Rec, Nolan Batman and Fast & Furious series (and heaps of other shit)

>>81538626
dear god

>>81538626
>Perd's syndicated outside of Pawnee

No wonder that nigga has so many different programs.

>>81538590
the obvious place. RT, my dude.

>>81538699
I'm a perdvert, are you?

>>81537019
2 fast 2 furious is secretly the best film in the franchise.

It's to help sell hotwheels cars. Which are still sick

>>81539153
im fine with this

>>81536664
This is the reason I like these movies.

>>81537019
You know how it is

>>81539270
*watches capeshit*
t. you

>>81539357
HDTGM doesn't do nu capeshit. This is kino.

these movies are crack for my inner child, I mean when I read the Vault 7 leaks my first thought was "hacking smart cars? they should make an action movie where the villain hacks hundreds of smart cars to go after the heroes in a big car chase" and here I am a month later actually watching that, it's like they let a 10 year old boy make a movie with whatever budget he wants, it's amazing

>>81536855
They literally make up the movies while drunk and laughing at the absurdity.

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>usually everyone's scared of Anonymous, but even Anonymous is scared of her

was she right? are you scared of Charlize Theron?

>>81539525
IRL she's into pegging. Anonymous secretly loves her.

>>81539492
that part was fucking insane shame the moment there wasnt a car on screen the movie ground to a hault that end scene with stapham and the baby was goat tho

>>81539525
what a weird script, almost reads like a fucking fan fiction, direction and action scenes where on point tho

no im not scared of my fellow retards

>>81536724
This is by far the best of those three

I enjoyed the shit out of it and I've only seen the first three movies back when they came out. Treat it like if Just Cause was a movie instead of a game and it's actually pretty fun to watch as just pure spectacle. I didn't get most of the 'lore' about Statham's character's past tho.

>>81537607
>forgetting The Turbo Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious and Los Bandoleros

still a buster

>>81536855
the japanese tuner scene died so they had to take a new turn

>>81536190
how many fucking fast and furious movies are they going to make?

>>81539546

source please

I know evangaline lilly has joked about using a strap-on on her boyfriends on jay leno before

>>81539690

Vin was talking about how this is "the start of a final trilogy" so two more

that'll make 10

>>81539615
>lore
as a FnF fan i can say the lore aint worth shit

>>81539690
hopefully 10 more its literally like watching a trainwreck

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>>81536775
>tfw too intelligent for action movies

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>>81539525
>she'll never blackmail you into being her bitch and cuckqueaning your wife

why even live a quarter mile at a time?

>>81538742
Then you're a retard for taking the score at face value.

>>81537019
Goddam thats cool

>>81539893
i take it to mean that 78% of people think its a good movie. nothing more, nothing less.

>>81538626

don't forget Jason Statham's character is clearly the same guy from The Transporter movies AND The Mechanic movies

>>81539980

>Vincent from Collateral will never show up in the F&F movies despite sharing a universe with the Transporter

Damn shame.

>>81538626
>the final boss in The Fast And The Forgot10 is Bane

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>>81539856

>why even live a quarter mile at a time

Any JDM cars in F8? I can't stand pigfat American muscles taking the center stage lately in the franchise.

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>>81539553
>that moment at the end when the Shaw brothers turn out to both be alive and well and start operating together taking out an entire plane of mercs
>because their mother Helen Mirren told them to and even the hardest bastards have to listen to their mum

>>81539856
For those 10 seconds, I'm free.

>>81540402
A Toyota 86 and that hatchback model of Subaru WRX STi.

>>81540642

So is Han still dead?

>>81540691

Yes, RIP, but they've called the rivalry quits since Dom got his brother released and Deckard saved his infant son.

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>>81536724
>Went to see power rangers on discount tueday with friends to roast it live in theaters
>enjoyed the living fuck out of it
>MFW they called the zoids and recreated the scene with them all running side by side as it screamed "GO GO POWER RAAAANGERSSS" and rita screamed "MAKE MY MONSTER GROW"

>>81537424

That's why Elena wanted that transfer in 7, she was taking a less intense job to be with her newborn son. No plot holes in this franchise, buster.

>>81540783

>zoids

>>81540783
>you'll never show Rita yours so she'll show you hers

Are these movies worth seeing? I've only seen the first one at new release in '01. Never followed up with them because the first one felt like a standalone film with a complete story arc. In other words, I saw no need for the sequels.

>>81540809
My bad, ment to type zords but was typing to fast.
Should have caught it
we both know their as good as zoids

alright, so what is the set piece vehicle going to be in the next two movies?

they've had a car chase with a tank, a plane, a drone, an attack helicopter and now a submarine, whats left?

>>81540835
Im gonna be 100% honest, me and my friends found only 2 things to roast.

The meer concept that the rita drool was actually grool (making the movie so much more lesbian friendly) and them carrying a dead autistic nigger through a major fucking town from one side to the other, taking over 6 hours (and they had to walk through the heart of the town at some point) and not a single fucking person stopped em or questioned why they had a dead nigger

>>81540921
>The meer concept that the rita drool was actually grool (making the movie so much more lesbian friendly)

What.

>>81540840

they get increasingly more and more ludicrous and convoluted, in a fun way, check them out if you like the more over the top Bond movies

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>>81540895
>COME ON DOM! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO DRIFT IT ATLEAST 20 DEGREES OR THE NUE WILL KILL A 3RD OF FLORIDA

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>>81540895
>WATCH OUT FOR THE DIGGER!
>the fuck you jus call me you racist motherfu-OH SHIT!!!!

>>81540949
movie was heralded as the first big super hero movie with an open lesbian. And rita was just dripping all over people, but mostly trini, so we said its grool

>>81539922
thats not how RT % work

>>81536190
Nah, it was "gr8" ahahahahaha

Why are you surprised

>>81540921
>girl hints at being lesbian
>next scene is her being inappropriately touched by an abusive woman in her bedroom

what did they mean by this?

>>81540995
yes it does

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Since Men in black is getting a crossover sequel with 21st jump street, what are the chances we could have a F&F crossover with Drive angry

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>>81540895
>'Dom, we need your help, some scientist crackjob made a little mistake.' 'What kind of mistake?' 'The kind that's coming after you.'

>>81541069
>Since Men in black is getting a crossover sequel with 21st jump street

pretty sure that's DOA

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>>81541069
Pic related is the logical conclusion to the series.

>>81540642
>that scene with The Rock and Deckard talking mad shit to each other in their prison cells
>The Rock's cell opens but he refuses to leave he's such a straight shooter
>Deckard immediately takes the opportunity to break out himself and starts a riot in like 5 seconds

absolutely based, the Shaw brothers need their own spin-off

>>81537019
Jason would've wiped the floor with that fatass

>>81541170
Vin is a WoW playing D&D nerd irl, most of the cast could probably kick his ass

>>81539980

Statham starts in Fast series, becomes an anti hero (transporter) gives that up (mechanic) falls in love (death race) which gets him noticed by Barney Ross (expendables)

>>81536190
This is the second over hyped Vin Diesel film that failed right?
F8 and XXX

>>81540895
It will end with one last heist on a discworld made out of balls from halo

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>>81541040
>rita was on the ceiling, fingering the shit out of her now fully reformed pussy at the thought of beating the shit out of a new yellow ranger, who was right below her
>the idea of throwing that stupid lesbian bitch to the wall and beating the shit out of her is just making her more and more god damn wet. God damn she hates the yellow rangers so god damn much.
>reads her mind as shes all but fisting the shit out of her green ranger pussy and finds out yellow down there is a carpet muncher
>imagines beating the fuck out of her, forcing her to the ground and makes her lick her possessed ancient pussy, just to make that walter white pinhead lookalike mother fucker jelly
>her pussy must have loved this idea because it decided to spray the shit out of her like her bedroom is the newest location of six flags wet n wild
>yellow wakes up
>rita panics and goes with plan B and beats the shit out of yellow, giving vague as fuck reasons for being there and lets slip an even vaguer location she might be at later to make it sound like some sort of warning
>does one final pin against the wall and hits her one last time
>the slip n slide is now open for busniess. We now have "Rita repulsa presents: Niagara falls"
>Rita leaves ASAP, praying to god yellow assumes its just her own juices
>runs across town and beats the fuck out of some homeless guy
>god this violence is such a turn on. Gotta ceiling fap again
>closes her eyes and remembers all the punches that hobo took. The screams of pain that echoed off the boats
>she finds the right spot as she remembers the snapping sound of his neck and lets lose the cums of war
>the yellow ranger walks in with her friends just in time to get a unique indoor shower
This movie was beyond fucked up. I loved it.

>>81540309
and he joins the """family""" in 11

>>81541314
>failed
>last movie made 1.5 BILLION dollars

>>81536190
Is Statham a good guy now?

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>>81540309
>The Fast And The Forgot10

>>81541129
Just remove Vin from the franchise, and make them the main guys. Rest of the cast is background anyway and looking at Vin takes away a lot enjoyment from the series.

>>81541484

basically, he wants revenge on charlize therone's main villain for getting her hooks into his brother too

>>81541449
>F8
>xxx

these are the two movies i'm talking about you retarded fuck.

>>81541551

and do you really think F8 won't make shit loads of money, you redditor incel?

So is there any sequel hook for 9?

>>81541490
Fucking this but unfortunately he's the producer.

>>81541568
Well, how about I just knock you flat on you're ass you troll, that sound any better to you? Just name the time and the place and I'll be there.

>>81536306
Either women or nu male.

>>81541601
Tomorrow, your mom's basement. Be there, punk. Oh wait you're already there now

>>81541568
>>81541568
>F8 will make 1.5 billion.
hahahahahaha

>>81536855
they just take whatever script leftovers they have in their vaults and change the title to have Fast & Furious in the title, then run to the bank counting their schekels thats pretty much it.

>>81540783

Jesus, calm down Captain Cringe.

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>>81541784
So how is what I typed cringe.

>>81537019
Holy shit. What the fuck did I just saw?

>>81536664
They dont shit on these movies tho

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>>81537019
> The streets always win.

>>81541255
Where does Crank fit in?

>>81537019
BASED AS FUCK

>>81541572
Yep
Charlize Theron escaped mid air
They're probably setting her up as the final boss of the F&F saga
Apparently she's also the main reason why Shaw brothers went rogue

>>81537019
this movie was about tuna sandwiches

>>81537019
>Hey you Mr executive producer, tell your team of monkey writers to get me a script for the new Fast & Furious movie QUICK, i need some money.
>well Sr we have milked this story for 7 films now, the team is kind of out of ideas... but some guy offered me some random action scenes he took out of the garbage at WB and Marvel studios, maybe if i give him a...
>SAY NO MORE, WERE FILMING THEM TODAY

>>81539693
charlize is a homo

So there's no Tokyo guy from drift?

>>81537019
This could be kino if it wasn't just so fucking blue

>>81545006
he ded

>>81536901
This.

Fast and Furious is exactly what a Hollywood Blockbuster is and the makers know this and play up to the stupidity.

>>81536901
Exactly.
It's boring as shit when they're trying to be serious race movies. Give us some mondo action scenes.

>>81536855
they went from Point Break with Cars to becoming The A-Team, it's great

>>81541848
Because you come off as a fucking embarrassment