jesus christ this is an official poster

>>81535132
me on the left

>>81535132

damn, amy schumer looks like that?!

>>81535132
my future wife on the left

what the fuck is a bioscoop

I masturbated to Goldie Hawn in The Banger Sisters when I was like 14 years old. She'll always be special to me in that regard

>the title
is it supposed to be a vagina reference?

>>81535181
me on the left

>>81535132
pls, do not bully my waifu

>>81535225
that depends on which one you're talkin about

>>81535132
Is this Cow & Chicken live action remake?

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>>81535132
>Snatched

>>81535132
WELL IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT
BECAUSE NOW
IM GOING TO SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY GIRL

>>81535132
>you will never punch her face

>>81535266
Amy

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>>81535132
>Seagal tier poster with faces photoshopped on another persons body

>>81535132
Literally have heard nothing about this since her shit take on Beyoncé music video.


Is this even going to come out?

>>81535338
me on the left

>>81535274
kek

>>81535181

2004 was probably the worst year in general (as opposed to personally) of my life. What a fucking shit year

>>81535192
Same.
I also rubbed on a few nostalgia boners when she shows her ass in "Overboard".

I want to facefuck Goldie while Amy licks my bung hole. Not so much for the physical satisfaction, but just to be able to tell the story about the time I railed Goldie Hawn's face while Amy Schumer ate my shit.

>>81535338

Did I just realize the gun is firing or has this been dankified by the memesters?

>>81535338
>STILL being this sore about that fifty bucks

Christ get over it Vic

>>81535382
Good eye, but that's not the only dank thing.

>>81535132
Good actress, or just eye-candy?

>>81535445

Hmmmm I'll keep lookimg

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>>81535626

>>81535132
Did they photoshop her to make her look less fat?

>>81535650

This is clearly shopped, his name isn't Seagal Van Dam, that's a play on two action different action film stars

>>81535132
Jesus Christ
This is an actual virginal OP

>>81535828
Well memed memester :^)

Van Dam is fake though.

>>81535132
>11 mei in de bioscoop

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>mfw 12 mei in de bioscoop

i would literally and unironically fuck amy schumer

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>>81535181

>>81535173
it's Dutch for movie theater

>>81535132
It's so jarring seeing them next to each other. Like, Goldie Hawn is still so fucking pretty it looks like her and Rocky Dennis fucked and Schumer is their love child.

>>81535132
is this supposed to be a parody of Monster or something?

>>81535132
is this true bioscoop?

>>81537008
fuking kek

>>81535650
Where does his left hand go?

>>81535132
can you include her name in your posts so i can filter accurately, thanks

>>81535132

>LOL MY VAGINA: THE MOVIE

Pass.

>>81535132
She looks like that MMA fighter after she got knocked the fuck out.

>>81535364
are you me?
>parents divorce
>dad kills himself by hanging
>mom crippled by death
>brothers friend bullies me for years
>brother doesnt care
ya fuck 04

>>81535181
>Me on the middle left

>>81538721
In the pocket you dumbass

>>81535338
>tfw I'm getting more amusement off this poster than I did off the shit movie