I was racking my brain, trying to figure out how a TV series

>>81531022
There was that one that James was banging in beginning. Also the Martian Marine. but they gone. I started watchin for Miller but now its Amos and Bumper.

>>81532288
Amos is best boy for sure, but by Bumper do you mean Drummer?

>>81531022
Welp, at least you didn't spell it "wracking".

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>>81532288
>Martian Marine.
Pretty sure she is Mexican-ish. Unless you're referring to the blonde one which got killed.

>>81534218
I was literally saying

P U R E K I N O

U

R

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K

I

N

O

inside my head during that scene

>>81534218
>>81535121
Wait, so checkered texture on Rosie is an unfinished effect?

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>>81534978
of course he means Hillman and not chubbykiwi

>>81535155
I find Shoreh's voice sexy. There, I said it

>>81531022
>And then it hit me: No white women.
>white women.
>white
as if the rest shitskins were not more annoying

>>81535155
This picture should be update with the blonde milf researcher from last episode

The quality seems to be dropping with each new episode. I'm losing faith.

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>>81535151
Might just be the way it looks since the repairs.

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>81535726
Being best character is hard.

Does the science still suck dick
Does everyone have a different accent

Is there actually no white women? I wish more shows excluded worst race/gender combo more often.

>>81536354
Nah. Turns out that to be 4chin's favourite character, you just have to be autistic.

>>81536443
I don't think he's really autistic. He's just seen some shit and stopped giving a fuck.

There's too many fucking main characters, even worse is that I don't give a shit about half of them

I'm sorry OP but a show like that does not get the Kino seal of approval

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>bend over for my strapon you little sissy bitch!

how do you respond?

>>81536593
Read it in her voice.

>>81535726
had to suck a lot of dicks as a kid, probably got fucked in his boipucci too

I want Naomi to sit on my face

>>81536680
I want her to shit in my mouth while talking in Belter patois

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Anyone watched this yet?

>>81536704
>3.9/10
>43%
>Metacritic: No Results Found.

D R O P P E D
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your pic related looks like plagiarism, was this?

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>>81532288
>yfw Miller is gone with forever with spacefu

He made the show.

>>81537132
It's not like he has any belters left to bant with anyway

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>>81537132
fuck the ayy, gib me my husbando back

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>>81537177
shut up

Miller dies, everything since then

F I L L E R
I
L
L
E
R

admit it.

>>81537246
i haven't watched much of S2 honestly, I binged S1 because it was there but I won't keep up with per episode shit. I watched like 2 eps and just decided to wait for the finale. It's probly all filler.

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>>81537490
watch three more episodes

S01E01-S02E05 pure kino, don't drop it after S02E02 please, I beg you

>>81537683
Oh I guess I did, i definitely watched til venus I just assumed the seasons changed there since the former plot definitely did. Guess I watched til episode 6.

Something odd about this show, its B-grade in so many ways yet I can't stop watching it...is it the world building? The mystery? What is it for you cunts?

I miss Miller sa sa ke

>>81538414
it WAS.

>>81538414
the plot was fast paced and interesting until miller died

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Why is he so edgy?

>>81536886
I suspect that's the case.
Even the plot looks plagiarised.

>>81534978
she's Polynesian / New Zealander. don't you recognise the uccent?

>>81538453
How do you know he's dead? He's probs chilling on Venus or whatever in that citadel made by totally not Kerrigan lite.

>>81536373
> Epstein Drive
> author's one concession to allow interplanetary travel
> WAH WAH THE SCIENCE FUCKING SUCKS

why do you hate fun, Randall?

>>81534978
> Mexican
Aye bru, don't you know I'm moldy?

>>81538544
>WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?

>>81538544
This guy is Jon Snow in space.

>>81536704
ExpanseKino is now a thing.

>>81538688
Jon Snow at least doesn't do the
>tilt head down
>narrow eyes
>speak in unnaturally deep voice
every five minutes.

Bros what time is tonight's episode airing?

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My internal monologue is becoming her voice HELP

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>they will never surpass the peak that was s02e05

What's the fucking point continuing after this

>>81538875
Help you with what? That sounds awesome.

>>81538875
does your internal monologue suck at acting too?

>>81538835
Now.

>>81538905
God damn man, this whole episode was pure kino. Even Holden was good

>>81538905
>smashed Eros into Venus
You wanted the series to end with blue alien space sex?

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>>81538975
My internal monologue does make me cringe so I guess that's close enough

>>81539122
just keep imagining the whateeeeever I goddamn like scene and laugh your ass off

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>>81538875
>not inner reading every comment in every Expanse thread in her voice
beltalowDAAAAA

>>81536593
Let me fix that for you

>Bind ova fur my stripun you littel sessey betch

>>81539365
Let me fix that for you
>ooga booga OOGA BOOGA Treyvis dindu nuffin

>>81531022
But, you are white, SJW.

You are also incorrect.

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>>81536404
There's a few white chicks. OP is being a faggot again.

>>81536373
The science never obviously sucked until that terribly unrealistic slingshot maneuver. Why complain about the accents though? This isn't Star Trek, different cultures and languages still exist.

>>81539577
I think his point is that belter accents should be kind of consistent at least.

>>81539449
>But, you are white, SJW.
OP most likely isn't a white woman, though.
The woman part is the important factor there.
There isn't single white woman in a major role in the show.
Hell, there aren't even many in a supporting role.

>>81531022
You're right. White women do ruin everything they're in, took me until your post to realize that also goes for tv shows.

>>81531022
Is this shit getting better in the 2nd season? It started well enough, but by the halfway mark it seems to turn into another generic syfy B-movie. The dialogue is horrible, worse than in video games - especially when they started to name their ship, that was pure cringe!

>>81537132
We need to talk.

>>81539762
S2 is pretty slow because it's now adapting the beginning of the second book, which is also slow.
The first book ended at the fifth episode of the second season.

>>81538544
He always has this face, usually I just ignore him as he's the most boring thing going on but if you pay attention he always has this stupid fucking look on his face. It's his "I'm acting" look.

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minus Prax, Cara Gee and Miller ofc

I love this show but mad men was the best written drama on tv and had lots of white women, which were great characters in their own right

>>81537490

you're in for a treat, beginning of s2, particularly ep 4 and 5, are an amazing climax.

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Just watched 2x05. It hurts famalams, it hurts real bad. I wasn't ready for this feel.

F.

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>>81538587
>don't you recognise the uccent?
Nope. I'm not well versed in accents

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White women ruin everything.
>Marriages.
>TV shows.
>Games.
>Movies.
>Western civilisation.
The list goes on. They even fucking took my virginity, the scoundrels.

>>81538982
now don't forget episode 4 anon

>>81531022
This shows fucking great
It's pretty much gundam minus the mechs

Next episode tonight lads, any predictions?
also anyone know what time it airs?

>>81531022
Stop shilling this normie cuck Reddit show fuck off

>>81534978
he meant the blonde dumbo

Amos: I could kiss you on the mouth right now.
Hmmmm, what did he mean by this?

>>81543352
your bait is weak, but it's actually not much of a normie show despite it having an enthusiastic fan base and a subreddit.

There are at least 9 books written or planned. You think Syfy wlll allow a show to go on that long?

Don't even bother getting invested.

Even when it was SciFi, the longest shows ever ran for was 4 seasons.

Hope you faggots enjoy reading.

>>81534218
Is this supposed to be good? I think this scene looks like shit. It's disorienting and I had absolutely no idea what was happening. The camera is swinging every which way, it's impossible to actually determine where the ship is in relation to the planets. Just so bad.

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>>81543657

>>81535726
weird looking face. Looks like a white dude with all latino features.

>>81543822
What's glaringly obvious about it though is how poorly though out it is. The moons are waaay too close to the planet and the whole maneuver would be impossible to do anywhere near that fast in real life.
They did however point it out and apologize for it in advance, so maybe it was just an unfortunately big oversight.

>>81543854
amazing

>>81535251
Mah nigga

I went to school with a chick with a "deep" and raspy voice. I thought she was a hotty so now that kinda voice triggers something in me.

>>81539630
Why?

Its not like belters are from a centralized location. Theyre spread out all over.

>>81537246
Hey, we need to talk.

>>81545265
>the season won't end on this
WHY

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>tfw no belter gf

>>81545309
It's going to happen right in the middle of season 3 and the impact it will have will be completely lost

>>81545338
spooky

>>81545344
yeah, it would have been such a perfect season finale cliffhanger for non-book readers but ah well, just thankful we've got a 3rd

>>81545338
SOURCE RIGHT NOW

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>>81545338
People find anything not obese to be attractive these days don't they?
I personally find her totally unappealing.

>>81545338
would smash her fragile belter skelly to dust

>>81545402
Sindy Vega

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>>81543854

>>81545338
should've make a loop from door to door

also poor girl couldn't get clothes in her size..

>>81545402
http://*filler*mother*filler*less.*filler*com/4298CC9

>>81535155

>>81543657

>Hope you faggots enjoy reading

Currently halfway through book 2 :^)

Will Frankie get in better shape for S3?

I haven't seen any of S2 yet as I'm heading over to my friend's on friday to binge all 12 episodes on his couch (I've read the books so I know what's gonna happen anyway)

Knowing that this show is gonna be off the air for a year or more, does /tv/ have any other spacekino shows to recommend? I've tried watching stargate before but I got kind of bored of it, but I'm thinking of giving BSG and Babylon 5 a go.

Anything else to add to the list of space shows to watch?

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>>81546110
What season of Stargate SG1 did you get up to?
First couple of seasons are quite rocky just like the first couple of seasons of any Star Trek show.

>>81535726
autism

>>81546110
SG-1 first season maybe tiresome with its episodic format, but it keeps getting better

BSG is soap opera tier

>>81536593

But I poop from there

>>81546314

I just watched the first thing listed on Netflix - I think it was just the first episode of the show. It was just a bunch of military dudes sitting in a warehouse or something (It was probably a couple years back, so I don't remember too well), and I got the feeling I was missing out on some crucial context.

I'm willing to give it another go though.Especially if it turns out I'd accidentally picked it up like halfway through.

>>81546380

>BSG is soap opera tier

oh, really? That's disappointing. I've heard good things about it, at least in regards to some of the ideas it has. I might give it a watch anyway to get my own impressions of it.

>>81543089
10 pm eastern time

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؜>>81546469
Wow, I was just about to post "please respond" and right before I posted you did, spookie
But thanks anon, have some seagalkino in return

>>81535726
WHY ARE HIS EYES SO FUCKING BIG? HE'S LIKE A FUCKING DISNEY CHARACTER, IT'S SO GODDAMN WEIRD.

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>>81543854

>>81543854
/Ourguy/

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>>81546438
Maybe do a modicum of research before you try to start a show that has multiple spin off series and a continuous plot?

>>81547057

Fair point.

>>81539577
I kind of like the explanation of the mariner valley accent - in that no one would have expected the texan drawl to overtake pooinloo or dogeater accents.

>>81546438
>I just watched the first thing listed on Netflix

stopped reading there

>>81544030
Yeah it was something like they wanted a moon with a girls name but when time came to put alex in action o fuck its like a week or so away in in-universe travel time.

>>81539630
But belter accents in the book arent consistent either.

>>81539630
?

Not everyone from the south has a southern drawl, not everyone from the mid-west has that Fargo accent

>>81546524
Hes got crazy eyes.