Would you, /tv?/

Can I sniff her farts?

There are people who wouldn't?

I don't see why not.

>>81525279
/website

>>81525239
i was never a fan of her even in her prime, but now shes really old i definitely wouldnt. although she does look very hot and very young in this shot

orochimaru

yes im so horny

>>81525239
>can't even see her neck

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>>81525408

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>>81525239
Only in her kinky outfit

old hag

everyone wants to fuck eva green op

>Looking like this as a teen makes you look older

>Looking like this when older makes you look younger

Fuck me, ill never stop getting a boner for this look, and bitches that look like this legit are always fuckin nuts

>>81525239
Yeah, in an instant if my dick still works.

>>81525239
Mommy

>>81525239
>you're getting your hammer crushed, kid

>>81525239

only if she tortures me too

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>>81525239

Looks like a suicide squad reject.

>>81525239
I'd just about anything at this point.

>>81525239
who is this semenmancer

why is she dressing up as a 90s goth?

>>81525239
I'd go back for seconds

>>81525570
That's Cate Blanchett

>>81525239
Only woman I'll bang, and only in that get up

God damn

She reminds me of an ex in that pic.
So.... uh.. shit. Yes.

>>81525239
Good god.. she's like 6 feet tall in those heels too hnnggg

what's the point in casting an old lady if they're just going to use wigs and makeup to make her look young?

>>81525239
I know its a meme but she really looks like eddie redmayne in that picture.

>>81525239
No, I would rather get dominated, humiliated, bullied, pegged, stepped on, enslaved, strangled, cuckolded, raped, vored, anal vored, soul vored, unbirthed, brapped on, murdered, pissed on, pooped on, or beat up by Her tbqh.

>>81527095
Why do women wear makeup, anon? Is that really what you're fucking asking?

>being attracted to a chinlet
>procreating with a chinlet
>dooming your children to chinletry
also a fuck ton of makeup will make anyone pretty. you're more attracted to her exotic eye shadow application than you are to the actual face.

>>81525239
>them dick sucking lips
uh yes please hahaha

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>>81525702
Holy fuck, underrated.

>>81527095
She's more imposing and has more screen power than any young cunt. And everyone would be complaining some dumb chick is portraying Death.

Also, she can act.

>>81527183
she's wearing more than just makeup she's wearing fucking prosthetics to hide her wrinkles. why cast someone with wrinkles if you want your character to be young and attractive?

>>81525239
Yes, only is she is in full outfit though. that means her stag helmet on

>>81525239
Her face is 90% CG

>>81525239
She looks like a fucking tranny.

>>81525239
I want her as my sugar mommy so fucking bad.

>>81527971
/ourguy/

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>>81527695

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what did she mean by this?

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>muh dick

>>81527971
Val Kilmer has a waifu, how hilarious

obligatory /request of that webm where she jerks off the oscar

>>81525239
She looks like someone just fucked the shit out of her face here.

>>81527095
She's meant to look young from magic. So it makes sense.

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>>81528120
I want to see a movie where she's a giantess and does this to a person.

>>81525239
She looks 20 years younger in emo mode.

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>>81525239
Definitely !! She is Cate Blanchett, da babe (笑´・艸・)

>>81528052
It'd be funny if they make her Loki's daughter and she turns out to be way more successful than he ever was.

>shows up
>immediately takes down Thor and Asgard

>>81525529
>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

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>>81528052

"Ara Ara~, your hammer is quivering just from this old lady's touch, anon-san."

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Can a man survive her handjobs?

>>81528689
imagine if she fingered your bummle!

>>81525239
Should have been Eva Green, but this is good too.

>>81528689
I'd take my chances.

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She really needs to keep the black hair this time. Pls Cate.

>>81525239
This bitch died in dr strange and is back as a bad guy in Thor? So does character death not matter now? No more stakes for anything because "dude lol ressurected heros never died XD"?

>>81528060
Every man has a waifu.

>>81528689
I'll give it a fuckin whril

>>81528768
I'm having a hard time rating this, but it's definitely either a 1/10 or a 2/20.

I'm about 50% sure that Tilda Swinton is a guy though

I thought this was Elizabeth Olsen for the longest.

But yes, I would smash.

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>>81525624

nice taste anon

>>81525239
Seen her out and about in Sydney a couple of times. She is fucking gorgeous IRL. Literally looks like she's glowing if you ever see her in person.

Am I the only who thought it was Annie Parisse at first?

It's Cate Blanchard think of the bragging rights. I'd fuck hideous Chelsea Clinton just to say I did.

>>81525239
yes i wanna lick her pusy pls

>>81528879
>she will never rape you
>she will never execute you for being unable to satisfy her properly

>>81528689
She gives you that little smirk.

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>>81528846

She's attractive in a weird way. Especially in that Snowpiercer movie. She acts all big and bad in the beginning of the movie, then the whole rest of it she gets relentlessly bullied while she begs everyone to be nice to her.

>>81528052
why is she SO FUCKING HOT

>>81529062
Why ask why? Just appreciate it.

>>81529062
Because God is real and she loves you

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>>81528762
No anon. Nazifu bestfu.

>>81528689
>implying my erection isn't harder than Thor's hammer
not even her very angry HJ is enough to put a dent on my benis

>>81529062
It's at least partially the eye thing she does there.

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>>81528689

>>81529160
What if she uses her other hand to tickle the bottom of your scrotum?

>>81525239
absolutely fucking not!

>>81525239
so who exactly even is this and why can she just crush the hammer

>>81529212

What if she forcefully used someone else's hand to tickle the bottom of your scrotum?

>>81529308
>so who exactly even is this
What an ugly fucking sentence, and you can't even read the filename to boot.

>>81529308
>why can she just crush the hammer
If you trust a trailer in 2017, you may be legit retarded

>>81529308

It is Cate Blanchett and she can crush the hammer because this is the third movie and Thor losing his hammer is the logical next step in his character arc.

>>81529338
are you really going to be a grammer nazi on /tv/

And I was just wanting to know what exactly this character is so you don't have to be so mean ;_;

>>81529338
>>81529373
>>81529405
This whole board has autism

Jesus everyone, take your meds and calm the fuck down. There's no need for this

>>81529499
>meds
The only cure for autism is 9mm of lead

>would I have sex with a beautiful woman

that's gay af faggot

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>>81528689

>>81529466
>are you really going to be a grammer nazi on /tv/
I shouldn't have to be. Sorry, I mean "I shouldn't even have even exactly to even be exactly." I didn't want anyone to get confused about how specific I am, would I?

Also, even on your phone, filenames should be displayed if you open the picture. Happy browsing, son.

>>81528649
read it in "that" voice. FUCK ANIME!

>>81529593
I just type out sentences in ways that are more amusing to read. It's not that uncommon of a thing on this board. Stop being a faggot

>>81529308
She's Hela the goddess of Death.

>>81529769
So I'm assuming she can just crush the hammer because Thanos?

>>81529769
>goddess of Death
She's going to kill my penis once the movies out and we have webms of all her scenes.

>>81529795
She can crush it because she is the embodiment of death. Thanos just has a chubby for her because, again, the embodiment of death.

>>81525239
the way she says "Asgard is dead"

>>81528051
Looks like the kind of top lad I wanna hang with at pub on a friday night

>>81529827
Wait, is she replacing literal death?

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>>81525239
>>81525239

Is Thor gonna get his god-seed milked?

>>81525239
I'd pound her fat ass until she quits this emo bullshit

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>>81529898

>>81529826
particularly that ass shot

>>81529883
does an embodiment of something replace the real something?

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>>81529935

>>81529965
Would you put it past them to do that?

>>81529933
I really don't like how Cho just stole Adam Warren's goofy talking pattern. He does it to a tee, it can't be accidental.

>>81529898
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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>>81529971

>>81530002
Not at all. Instead of Planet Hulk we are getting a scene with him in Thor. The movie is jocking the Guardian's vibe purely for shekels and I fear Thor losing his hammer here is only going to pigeonhole the MCU into FemThor, possibly by that black bugeyed thing.

Nothing about this looks appealing aside from Cate.

>>81530074
>FemThor
It would be amazing to see how the sales would tank if they went that route.

>>81527157
This tbqh

>>81527157
i'm down with all except murdered, pooped, and cuckolded
i aint no faggot

>>81530074
>>81530114
If they go full on pants on head retarded with that, lets at least hope it isn't that black chick. She was really terrible in Westworld. I haven't seen her in anything else, but that alone is enough to convince me she's a terrible actress.

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Would you lick Her feet clean?

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>>81530468

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It's about time they got some female villains desu they're best.

>>81530468
fuuuck

I don't even know if I'm worthy enough to service Her feeties

>>81530329
You and i both know they'll go full retard and have that nigger be femthor. Which will be an even bigger disaster then if they'd taken a hot white chick.

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>>81527247
it's more on the large side than the small side

>>81528879

she is suppose to be naomi

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81528444
what the fuck did you just say

that makes zero sense you fucking faggot

>>81525239
Fuck her eyes are so hot

>>81528879
whoa. who's this?

>>81525239
>ywn be ian mckellan and cuddle her in front of the hobbit crew

>>81525529
>>81528463
Gotta get back,
Back to Asgard,
Thor Odidson

cant wait for all the fanart of her

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>>81525702
You magnificent bastard.

>>81527971
What did he mean by this?

>>81528463
Heh

>>81528052
she'll never smile like that while holding your dick why even live

>>81525239

no one fapped to her as a galadriel
now im sure as hela everyone will

>>81528051
Her dad died just before she hit her teens, she probably developed a complex where she's attracted to guys that look like math teachers.

>>81528051
she's a lesbo. the guy is her beard

>>81528051
>be a goddess
>marry a swamp goblin
why

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>>81534112
>no one fapped to her as a galadriel
I have personal knowledge that at least one did

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>>81525239
yes

>>81525239 look > >>81525529 look.
Enchantress all over again.

>>81525239
I have a thing for goth chicks, so yeah.

>>81525239
She looks HELA gorgeous

>>81528051

IIRC, she didn't even like him to begin with, but he started flirting heavily with the women around her, ignoring her, so she went after him instead. Classic mind games, really, especially when it comes to women.

>>81529898
>>81529933

What the fuck is this?

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So I'm supposed to believe that this bitch has the ability to just easily BTFO thor with one hand? Why are you marvel fags excited about this, how are they going to explain this dumb sluts powers in relation to the greater marvel universe? speaking of that, apparently they genocide everyone in Asgard and blow the planet up. Whoopdi-fucking-do, they had, what, 5 movies to world-build Asgard and all we've ever seen is the main fucking hall, Idris Elba, and some CGI'd extras that will probably never be mentioned again. and I guarantee you capeshit fags will blow your load and start crying when it does happen because you're all a bunch of nu-male virgins giddy to see your autistic comic book daydreams come to life.

>>81525239
absolutely

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>>81528051
I wonder if Cate is dominant in bed with him?

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Reddit the company

>>81525702
aunt diane/10

>>81535877
this is a Cate thread. No one cares about your autistic comics faggotry

Someone post the webm of her and the younger guy near the train tracks.

>>81535877
>how am i supposed to believe a fantasy character has fantasy powers

You're just a waste of space at this point, anon.

>>81525239
>>81528052
I just realized she has Eddie Redmayne's mouth.

>>81528444
wait what. she's hela. basically a norse corrupted angel.

>>81525239
>>81538462
>Caked with make-up
yea, no thanks
she's a 5/10 at best without make-up.

>>81539343
Homosexuality is a sin.

>>81539343
Fag.

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Would you serve Mommy?

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>>81542788
Of course. Would also lovingly massage, kiss and lick her feet.

>>81538238
she really does.

/tv/ outs itself as faggots once again.

>>81525239
>nobody has posted the webm of her jacking off an award

come on dudes

>>81527095
Cause older women are the only believable female villains

>>81544425
>>81528179

>>81536036
She's clearly a bisexual. This is just the stable reliable beta she chose to breed with for procreative purposes.

>>81539343
Actually, removing all that lipstick made her even more attractive

>>81529898
So we're pretty much all in agreement then right lads? Evil chick's are way hotter than good chick's? Or is this just queen of the underworld vibes taking over
>ywn have the queen of the underworld

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>>81544780
Evil Asgardian girls are the best.

>>81525652
underrated post

>>81528444
>>81532048
>>81539296
hela is loki's daughter in real norse mythology

>>81529898
>when your neice is all grown up and acting lewd as fuck

>>81528052
I love the way her eyes widen before she smiles

>>81529523
>9mm
Sad!

>>81525239
Yes. Fuck yes.

>>81532266

Dawes bitch

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>>81525239

She look so much like Allison Brie on that pic

>>81546518

Not really.

>cate will never be my ara ara ~ femdom step-mother ;_;
Off with my head.

>>81529795
She can crush the hammer because she's powerful as fuck. She's on the same level as Odin in the comics.

>>81525239
I would and I'm mostly asexual

>>81529933
That last panel is reaction image-teir

>>81547496

Odin in the comics is hilariously overpowered. If she's like that level in this movie they practically need all the superhero teams to get her.

>>81525239
No. She looks like an ex in that gettup.

>>81535336
Has there ever been a more fucking bizarre casting choice in the history of cinema?

>>81529150
This is by far the best Blanchett.
I'd have asked for a single hair from her golden heard and then choked myself with it whilst masturbating violently.

>>81525892
lmfao what is this

>>81542788
Is that 4 year old wearing fucking leather pants?

>>81547745
If you're counting comedies Walk Hard had some good ones

>>81525239
>Would you, /tv?/
of course, but to be frank she doesnt really strike me as hot. she looks weird to me. but of c fuckable

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>>81525239
all of the day bro

all of the day

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>>81526739
Because that's the hottest

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>>81528689
I'd risk a ride on the Hela slide

>>81528689
>grabs ur hammer

owo what's this??

>>81529150
>knife ears
>aryan

Anon please

Damn, you guys obsess over celebs way too hard.

>>81549918
Just the qt ones

>>81525702
kek

>>81525239
With the force of a thousand suns.

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>>81548746
hollywood ruins people

>>81528052
>1080p
>281KB

what did he mean by this?

>>81549918
Just the hot ones.

>>81549918
Just the motherly ones.

>>81549918
just the dominating/aggressive ones

>>81549918
Just the big titty ones