Best friend simulator and why is it RLM

why are all kino commentators numales?

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>>81522752
me on the left

>>81522752

Jeremy is best boyfriend simulator.

>>81522777
mike and jay arent nu-males. please fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtshsLOoMbM

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>>81522752
>No "Welcome to the Basement"

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>>81522752
i like to pretend he's my cool uncle

>>81522827
fuck off shill

>>81522985
im max landis you idiot

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>>81522827
Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

>>81523491
Who the fuck would want to have them as friends?

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>>81522752
>why is it RLM
because of Jay. Here you go 5 hours of him on the pre-rec stream
twitch tv/videos/134592618

>Its a Chris grew up on this episode

RLM is the only one in that picture that isn't utterly unwatchable

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>>81522797
>come into the thread to ask for someone to post stuckman with his black "friends"
>its literally the second post
good job

>>81523491
is Sam really straight-edge?

>>81523207
I've been trying to get jay to cut processed and added sugars out of his diet, start lifting weights, and give screen-writting one last shot but it's hard to convince him when AIDSMOBY is around dragging everyone down.

>>81522752
Purely as a friend simulator, schmoes is the best. They're garbage critics though. They all are.
I also really really want to fuck all the girls on their show. Especially the cute aussie redhead.

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>>81522752

Blind Wave is best friend simulator.

>>81522877
>/tv/ will never discuss Welcome to the Basement with you. :-(

>>81522752
Who are those guys on the bottom right?

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/tv/ 's channel here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN98z0HLI504R0jGqfEC9Zw/videos

>>81523909
Angry Joe and some other faggots

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>>81524094
>and some other faggots

>>81522752
jeremy jahns is insufferable.

what do you mean by best friend simulator?