>nothing has a purpose morty god doesnt exist women make 70%

Damn dude that's an awesome easy opinion, maybe you can say Amy Schumer is bad next. I'm sure the weak shots of dopamine your body gets from seeing the favicon change will be enough to stave off your purchase of a helium tank

>>81519902
unironically kill yourself

haha epic thread op XD

Damn triggered some redditors i see

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I hear ya. Nevar forget. Szechuan?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H5WI9yjAwL

I like it.

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Out of all the other religions, Christians are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 84% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how oppressed they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Christianity, you will be accused of being "disrespectful".

Christians love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Jesus train to dialup to begin their cyber Manifest Destiny of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more religious Christ zealots find their way online to secure God's position firmly on its grounds. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is quoting the bible somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Christians make up a large pool of easily trolled targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. E-Christians (aka Christfags) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and gestapo sects do not translate in any way online. They are weak cry-baby carebears who quit the Internet forever at the drop of their hat.

>>81519902
Ive yet to hear of an example where a man and a woman work the same job at the same company for different wages

Is this really only a problem of the rich or what

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>>81520115
Out of all the other religions, Jews are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 2% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how oppressed they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Judaism, you will be accused of being "disrespectful".

Jews love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Jesus train to dialup to begin their cyber Manifest Destiny of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more religious Jewish miscreants find their way online to secure G*d's position firmly on its grounds. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is quoting the Torah or Talmud somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Jews make up a small pool of easily trolled (and inbred) targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. E-Jews (aka JIDF) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and gestapo sects do not translate in any way online. They are weak cry-baby carebears who derail everything with interracial and underaged porn, at the drop of their hat.

SHIT ON THE FLOOR

>>81519959
Amy Schumer actually is bad though. OP being a faggot doesn't change that.

>>81520149
Nah it's shoddy stats taking
They compare a all men, most of whom go into stem fields and all women, most of whom get bullshit degrees and compare the wages afterwards
Turns out engineers make more than social workers and failed artist.
When you compare opposite sexes in the same field they make the same amount

>>81520240
>They are weak cry-baby carebears who derail everything with interracial and underaged porn, at the drop of their menorah.

Fixed that for you

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>>81520115
Out of all the other religions, Muslims are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 1% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how oppressed they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Islam, you will be murdered

Muslims love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Muhammed train to dialup to begin their cyber Jihad of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more religious muslim zealots find their way online to secure Allah's position firmly on its grounds. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is quoting the Koran somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Muslims make up a large pool of easily trolled targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. E-muslims (aka inbreed goat fuckers) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and gestapo sects do not translate in any way online. They are weak cry-baby carebears who quit the Internet forever at the drop of their hat.

>>81520623
... LOL

Would love to get my hands on it, you know, for SCIENCE!

In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Lord Satan, from the treacherous and the violent. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names: Satan! Ba'al Zəbûb! Leviathan! Asmodeus! Abaddon!

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>>81519902
I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing great television shows made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching Rick & Morty with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

ja volim kurac

This is the new Bane posting

not saying it as a compliment bane posting was pure cancer too.

>>81520884
that fucking pic related
kek

>>81521006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

Enjoy

>>81520149
>>I've yet to hear of an example
Anecdotal evidence isn't evidence.
>>81520496
>>There are two distinct numbers regarding the pay gap: Unadjusted (the commonly cited number), and adjusted pay gap which takes into account differences in hours worked, occupations chosen, education and job experience... when all external factors have been adjusted for, there still exists a gender pay gap in many situations (between 4.8% and 7.1% according to one study).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_pay_gap

"Women make 70% of what a man does" is a huge exaggeration, but there is a wage gap even when you're talking about the same job between sexes. Men seem to make 4.8% more than what women do, which is actually a lot. It's making $400 a week instead of $420.

There is nothing wrong with the show honestly, I mostly like the jokes and it's humor. It's the fucking fanbase and how they react to it that is shit.

>>81520940
pederu

>>81519902

>women make 70% of what a man does

Thats literally the opposite of what Rick's character is about.