LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>81518596
what? who?

>>81518596
JUST

Is that Anthony Fantano?

Why is this board obsessed with hair and height

>>81518596

he looks like a perverted and pretentious college professor

>>81518785
t. bald manlet

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>>81518596
He didn't die - he just wanted to work on becoming a numale!

Is there anything more embarrassing than being a hairlet?

>>81519040
Being a 4chan user.

>>81518785
they're non achievables
something those who've achieved nothing can gloat about having when it's just circumstance but they kindly block that out

>>81518596
He seems like a cool guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmtkFPYXsg

>>81519017
wtf what happens when they turn 31

>>81519017
>I'M A MANLY MAN THAT'S WHY I FRET ABOUT OTHER MEN'S FASHION SENSE, AND SOCIAL MEDIA USAGE

>>81518850
>he looks like a perverted and pretentious college professor

He looks like the husband from an interracial cuckolding video.

>>81519255
/site

>>81519728
so how many check marks did you hit

>>81519728

t. numale

>>81518596
The rumor where l lived was that he bore a hole through his temple with a power drill

Childhood was a fun time

>>81519751

how is your example different from mine?

>>81518785
Because then they can feel proud of something despite being fat pedo virgins

>>81519923
>how is your example different from mine?

Heh.

>>81518596

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

>>81519896
our one was the 'pencil up the nose headbutt a desk'

classic

>>81519896
>tfw you came up with a bunch of dumbass rumors as a kid too

they were mostly if you do this ridiculous feat in game this implausible thing happens type stuff

it felt good for some reason

>tfw 5'5"
>tfw in constant fear of balding


Even if I did become famous 4chin would still make fun of me =(

>>81518596
Why is life so unfair :(

>>81520158
>5'5
damn nigga women must push you around
>inb4 women don't even touch him

>>81520611
Women don't even touch me

>>81519799
the first 2

>>81519728
>I FRET ABOUT

Nobody does that. We just laugh at them, just like we laugh at bald/fat/manlets.

>>81518785
>Why is this board obsessed with hair and height
Stay away from /r9k/. Just don't. No, this isn't a reverse psychology. Don't go to /r9k/.

Dude looks like he could be a super chill, contemporary pornographic director who does weddings on the side. I wish my name was something as down-to-earth, but with some flare like Steve Burns, no pun intended on the flare.

You can trust "Steves", you know? Steve Harvey. Steve Buscemi. Steve from work (we all have one). They're great guys.

his twitter is a goddamn Pam/Jenna-tier tragedy

baldkino?

>escaping the public eye before the JUST sets in
Sounds like a sensible thing to do.
If only more actors were that wise

>>81521931

hair plugs/Toppik means we'll never get this sober decision making again

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>>81518596
JUST

>>81519728
That's not a fashion sense. That's just turning yourself into a carbon copy of other men. It's spineless by definition

>>81519751
why is 4chan obsessed with cuckolding

>>81522437
porn addiction

He dated Playboy models during his prime.

>>81519751
No he doesn't. They nearly always have hair and are way flabbier looking.

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>>81522728
He looks like an older version of this guy.

>>81522831

is there anything greater than being a short black man?

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>>81518596
Sort of reminds me of Kiske. The dude went ouf of the music scene for quite a while, when he came back he was completely shaved.

Except Seteve Burns is no Kiske so he'll never coming back.

>>81518596
he had a fun album

>>81522437

They're bitter losers who've never been laid. They like to imagine that their waifus getting fucked is somehow cuckholding but it's even worse. Women they will never even be within 10 miles of are fucking other people and these pathetic homos STILL somehow feel slighted.

>>81522831
Is that Sheldon?

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head like a fucking melon

>>81522598
>that pornstar that only had sex with him so she could make him read his mom's screenplay

>>81518596
I found this out because some autistic kid I had to take care of felt the need to tell everyone he met this as small talk. He didn't talk about any other part of the show. Just this.

>>81522831

what kino is this from?

>>81518785
because they're not something you work for and the people who have pissing contests on the internet have never worked for anything

>>81518785
t. Balding Manletson

>>81520158
spiraling insecurity won't help you cope with it.

I know a short bald guy and he's one of the smartest people I know and he's incredibly charismatic. If you have the facial features and are confident of yourself, people won't care. What's worse is when you start developing some psychological tick because of it.

>>81522831
>pushed up tits
>that literally pig-like face
>vacant expression
>no chin on the white guy
perfecto

>>81519896
>The rumor where l lived was that he bore a hole through his temple with a power drill
But he did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM7qIU4C7VI

>>81519300
Well at least someone know why

>>81522831
is that based Prince Yahshua

>>81519896
Our local variant was that he drove his car into a wall

>>81518596
Poor guy :(

>>81518596
Show this man some respect. He gave up a pretty cushy job on one of the most well known children's shows of the times so that he could help protect some child's innocence by not slowly losing his hair throughout the series.

>>81518596
manlets>baldlets>obese neets

>>81518785

Because it's something they don't need to do anything to achieve, just be born with it and it lets them feel superiority over others.

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Thoughts on his music /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiZPi-hEDtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ns9M6DcjtY
I like it

>>81518596
He didn't exactly go into hiding. I saw him doing live theatre in Pennsylvania four years ago. He was bald then, too.

>>81518785
Because it is beyond control