SHE

Imagine being alien in that scene

>>81514418
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

>>81514418

HAS

>>81514418
Flat asses > Fat asses

>>81514471
NO

*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAP*

>>81514481

ASS

>>81514418
I know she doesn't have an ass, but is this shopped to over exaggerate? Her ass is literally flush with the back of her thighs...

>>81514418
WAS

>>81514567
A

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>>81514418
flat ass Daddario would be perfect for an Alien reboot

>>81514607
FORKLIFTER

>>81514607
WHOOOAR

>>81514418
SHE SCREAMS IN SILENCE

>>81514418
Why is she wearing a 12 year old's undies ?

>>81514686
she has the figure of one.

>Mr. Hill... you have no ass

Ok, serious question. How would WY actually weaponize ayyliens?

>>81515372

> Find a reliable way to pacify them long enough to place them in a sturdy, ayy-proof container
> Point container at rival vessel
> Open
> Rival shipping operations destroyed
> Profit

I guess

>>81514686
She was originally supposed to not wear any, with her and the director agreeing on it, but the suits vetoed it because it would have fucked with the ratings or something. So they opted for the smallest pair they could get away with.

>>81514418
*braps softly*

>>81515372
Figure out a way to devise a killswitch for adult xenos by studying their physiology. Perhaps use genetic manipulation to add a particular weakness.
Then you just keep mailing eggs to your rivals and wait for the aliens to have cleaned up the ship/planet before using your killswitch. Same thing if you need to rid a future colony of dangerous life-forms. Instead of sending in costly colonial marines to do the job you just put down some eggs and let them do their job.