What's a cliche that annoys you? >Fighter jet is being

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>>81514104
>glittery bullshit

>What's a cliche that annoys you?

posts like yours.

>>81514104
flares are real things

>missile just passes the target
>didn't just explode near it like any sane missile would

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>glittery bullshit

>guy 1 sneezes
>guy 2 says "bless you"

so sick of this one jesus christ

>>81514104
Name 7 movies that do this

>character pours a drink
>takes a sip then sets it down

takes me out of the movie every time

>>81514245
WATCH IT

>>81514466
>character lets out a loud ''ahhhh'' after his sip

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>>81514104

Well it upsets my /k/-autism when there's a scene showing fighter jets shooting heat seeking missiles at some gigantic enemy or forces at like 500ft. from the ground, rather than dropping JDAMs from 50k feet.

For instance, Man of Steel and Pacific Rim. A concrete JDAM dropped from 50k feet onto the back of a kaiju's skull would kill if every time. End of movie. Fucking weebs.

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>>81514104
>'Everyone get out'
>Nervous character scurries away
> *eye roll*
> 'Not you'

>>81514697

>>>/k/

Nobody cares that you think you know allot about weapons you'll never use in your mom's basement

>>81514697
>tfw clovie survived a b-2 carpet bombing
what did you think of it?

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>>81514739

Fight me faggot.

>>81514772

It was shit.

>Missile locked on
>forgets where it isnt
>knows where it wasnt
>forgets where it is
>knows where it should be
>explodes

>>81514807
okay, clovie shits on your puny stealth bombers

What did you think of the flick Stealth? When they go from fuck high and fire a missile all the way through a building to implode/collapse it?

>>81514845
>and that is called: error

>>81514104
The fucking chorus in the apocalyptical-revealing scene

>>81514852
This, I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGjylQTI2y0

>>81514697
>Independence Day
>F-18s expect to destroy a fucking city sized spaceship with fucking AMRAAMs

>>81514169
Chaff is glittery bullshit. Also a real thing.

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>>81514845
>>81514900

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>>81514948

>>81514739
/k/ocksuckers eternally BTFO

>>81515434
But anon, they needed enough speed to penetrate the building and the basements and shit

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>>81514704
>that pic
>my heart

>>81514697
Another /k/ommando here.
I hate it when a character uses a glock and their hand doesn't explode.

>>81514739
>>81515489

Gas yourself samefag.

>Characters are on a train.
>Running away from bad guy
>At some point in the scene they detach some of the cars from the train
>The whole train doesn't immediately go into emergency braking as the sudden rapid loss of air pressure causes the automatic brake valve to completely evacuate all air in the brake pipe.

>>81514697
What upsets me is every time a helicopter is chasing a car. They ALWAYS fly right above the car, swerving as the car swerves down roads and even crash when the car drives into a tunnel or some stupid shit like that. Or they lose the car because it brakes and quickly drives down a different road as the helicopter speeds ahead unable to stop as quickly.


What's the fucking point of having a helicopter in your car-chase if you're going to have it act like a car?!

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>>81514104
>fires 999999999999999 million rounds
>never reloads

>>81514739
This to be honest, these are movies made for normal people not for losers that waste their time learning about weapons. That's only excusable if you actually work in weapon related sectors or development

>>81514967
>ayy lmaos conveniently have an IFF system installed in their space fighters

>>81514967
This, they would have flown above it and dropped GBUs

>>81518457
Fuck that they didn't even know about the fighters at that point so it should have been targeted by an entire bomber wing.

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>Bonk alien with shovel
>Racks the slide
>A spent shell casing pops out
>MFW

>someone shoots a red barrel
>it exposes

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>>81518856
>>it exposes
>well congratulations, was getting found out part of your master plan?