Heavy Metal

Rock & Rule

More PG/PG-13 to HM's R-rating. Love them both though.

>>81513043
Idk anon.
But this has to be one of my favorite movies of all time.

It pains me to say nothing like this will ever come out again.

>>81513043
my first childehood memory, very EBIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26rUX16cZM

>>81513043
HURR DURR KINO AM I RIGHT KINO MUH KINO SO KINO EPIC MINO MUH KINO I'M A KINO FAGGOT SO KINO MUH KINO MEME DURRRRRR KINO KINO KINO KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>81513527
Back you go.

>>81513527
Are you ok, anon?

>>81513527
Stop fucking doing this.

>>81513043
>big honking tits
>lots of hetero sex
>people getting high with little to no consequence
>only fag in the movie is evil
>not one minority in sight
gee I wonder why, OP....

Fire and Ice

>>81513043
Snyder should totally do a live action of some heavy metal stories. If people reject Cape kino three times they don't deserve it.

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>>81513043
It's too kino for the normies to handle

>>81513043
Why are cringey metal fags so obsessed with cringey shit? A large breasted armour clad woman armed with a large sword riding a dragon? Really? Fucking bent tbqh mate. I bet you have frosted tips and a flame shirt you wear daily.

>>81516117
You even seen it? It's a great movie man. The soundtrack is by blue oyster cult, hardly a heavy metal band. You don't even know what you're talking about, and frankly, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>81516904
No I'm probably wrong. Blue oyster cult is cash but it seems all metal heads love ridiculous stupid infantile shit like armour clad big breasted women riding Valkyries

>>81517015
That's only one section of the movie, the best two bits are the noir with the cab driver and the WW2 dogfight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nAH_oAjeg

>>81516117
>that
>a dragon
fucking normies are so stupid

>>81516117
The magazine was named Heavy Metal. But it's fantasy style artwork which predates the music by decades,oblivious niggerus.

I bet you have a bowlcut and abrasions at the head of your penis.

>>81517015
Many metal fans do like that shit. I have yet to meet an infant that did however.

>>81517015
You're right about a lot of metal fans. But this movie is seriously something you should see. Not cringe at all. Ok some places are but it's very self-aware, sophisticated cringe. You won't be sorry you watched it.

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>>81513043

I was 13 years old in 1981 when “Heavy Metal” came out and conned my naive immigrant mother to take me and a couple of buddies to see the movie.

MOM: “But why I must go? Is cartoon, no?”
ME: “Uhh… it’s a new theater policy, mom!”

Needless to say, she was NOT happy once the movie started and only got more pissed as it went on but to her credit, she didn’t drag us out of there and sat thru the whole flick.

She did slap me upside the head in the parking lot afterward…

>>81517155
Now why would I have abrasions at the end of my penis? From all the sick dragon Valkyrie woman pussy I pound? Ahaha fuarkkk sik brah Metallica rules woo!!

I've only seen the first one, but I thought it held up pretty well, while capturing that 80's fantasy genre. got heavy metal 2000, just need time to watch it. can't hardly wait

>>81513043
>you will never get motor boated by a stacked tarnaaqian qt with rockin tits

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>there will never be live action Frazetta movie

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You might enjoy some of Ralph Bakshi's movies.

They are all flawed and far from perfect (each one seems to crucially fuck up in some way, usually related to running out of money and not being able to have a satisfying ending), but some are nonetheless worth watching - another anon already mentioned Fire and Ice, but I say give Wizards a shot. Not perfect but it fits in that general ilk of animated fantasy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8ORqTEN3o

>>81513094
>Rock & Rule
Had some cool animation and effects but overall was an awful movie.

>>81513527
Dude I think you need to sit down or something you sound tired

>>81517470
>Wizards

>that soundtrack

about as good as it gets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyOTV8rqM9Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBFm61dH96w

Makes me wonder what would have happened if Bakshi had his way to have that prog-rock soundtrack he wanted for his LOTR adaption. I am sure the movie wouldn't be any better, but there'd be cool music in it.

>>81517387
The 80's were alive with barbarian/sci fi shit.

>>81517234
Your tone suggests that you think taming some Valkyrie strange would be a bad thing...

>>81517551
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>>81513859
>virtue signalling this hard
A-are you ok, anon? Tell us where tha bad white man touch you...

>>81513859
>Not one minority
Who is fucking Den, genius

>>81517294
Erm...you might wanna wait.......

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>>81518176
>Who is fucking Den, genius

A tanned White guy, whose body is inhabited by a nerdy White kid, who was voiced by John Candy.

>>81518365
>Tan
>he literally looks at his new BBC and says "hmm big"

>>81517551
>Disney on acid
>somehow = bad
You need help. Not even kidding.

>>81517938
>I am sure the movie wouldn't be any better
You just went full pleb. Back to whatever shithole you spawned from, kid...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPwPwSQE9bs

>>81513043

They did. And it sucked.

>>81513043
>any other films with a similar atmosphere?

Sucker Punch

>>81513043
>watching kpop mvs
>suddenly one gives me heavy metal vibes
>hot chicks riding a delorean in space to catch an astronaut above a medieval fantasy planet

>>81517015
>big breasted fantasy women
mexicans love that shit too

>>81518603
literally came here to say this

>>81517229
TOP FUCKING KEK!

>>81517938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T42PwDaMImY

>>81516117
>Why are cringey metal fags so obsessed with cringey shit? A large breasted armour clad woman armed with a large sword riding a dragon? Really? Fucking bent tbqh mate. I bet you have frosted tips and a flame shirt you wear daily.
Sounds pretty fucking cool to me m8, maybe you're just an edgy tryhard

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>>81519070
White adults dont have fun! Hobbies are a JEWISH TRICK and real men only like whittling or metal working AT THE VERY MOST

>>81513527
what do you think he meant by this?

>>81513859
The asian guy who tries raping the redhead is a minorbiddy.

>>81518461
He's clearly a big anglo with a big anglo dingus,you dingus.

>>81519222
Lay off of the crystal.

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>>81519569
Shadilay!

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>>81513527

>>81519025
Man, I think my pops has this vinyl in his basement. The memories!

>>81513043
Thor: Ragnarok is going for a He-Man vibe, bro.

because this film was produced, concepted, drawn, voiced, pretty much every single possible person involved with this project...

was doing massive amounts of cocaine.

briefcases of cocaine made this movie.

we'll never have movies like this again until the cocaine comes back.

>>81513043

check out any of Ralph Bakshi's films, like Wizards or Fire and Ice

>>81519222

This is an extreamly specific strawman image. And Shia are better than Sunni, that's just fact.