Sup /tv/. I have seen every movie ever made. Ask me anything.

What's the fourth worst movie ever made?

How long did it take

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I bet you didn't see this.

>>81510226
can you recommend me some southeast asian kino?

>>81510242
The fourth nigger gangbang your mom did

Van Damme's Street Fighter turned out to be the best movie ever, right?

>>81510242
It was a 20-hour retrospective on Icelandic fisheries.

>>81510282
Yes.

>>81510291
Cody isn't remotely believably in that film, miscast imo.

>>81510310
Start with John Woo for sheer testosterone, then graduate for Chan-Wook Park for intellecual badassery. Bong Joon-Ho is another fine gateway drug.

>>81510324
I watched a lot of movies, and not sure exactly when you saw it or at what age, but for me, it was Tuesday.

How many Nolan films are in your top 20?

All of them?

>>81510369
South east asian are the jungle asians mane, the south koreans/south chinese aren't a part of SEA
Metro Manila was alri

>>81510411
There are over 50,000 movies registered with the MPAA, and thousands more made outside the US, or independently. So, zero.

>>81510426
I like the work Tony Jaa was doing, until he decided to just start making movies about elephants.

>>81510226
Is The Day the Clown Cried kino?

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>>81510226
What was your favorite scene of pic related?

>>81510677
I see what you did there.

No. There's a reason Jerry didn't release it.

>>81510705
The opening scene when they're fucking around at the piano. It's as stupid as the rest of the movie, but at least I still had a will to live during those first few minutes.

>>81510242
Screw that.
What's the worst according to you?

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>>81510226
What was she playing?

>>81510226
So what is the worst film ever made?

>>81510226
Recommend me a good movie.

>>81510760
This is /tv/ good sir. I have never seen a movie.

>>81510822
Rummy. You can see the score sheet on the table.

>>81510854
I won't give you the title, but it was "directed" by Uwe Boll.

>>81510854
Manos.

Unwatchable garbage even with MST3k.

>>81510867
Genre?

>>81510915
Forgot to include trip, but whatevs.

>>81510291
Who was the real killer?

>>81510867
Terminator

>>81510226
What is the most 8/10 movie ever made?

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>>81510747
Ok then, well I actually believed you watched it so you have my sympathies

>>81510976
Starship Troopers

>>81510950
horror

>>81510957
Never mind, I just checked Wiki and the entire plot including the end "twist" is spoiled there.

You're a fraud and a phony..

>>81510226
What happens at 29 minutes of Halley (2012)?

>>81510226
What are the moral differences between Japanese samurai and yakuza films and what effect did they have on Western neo-noir?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

>>81510970
Real OP here. That's not me, but it's a good one, yeah.

>>81511001
No.

>>81511036
It Follows is a really good new one, but "Hatchet" was some badass old school murders.

>>81511189
Who cares.

>>81511239
Do your own fucking homework.

>>81511535
Because he's a big guy.

>>81511658
>Who cares.
once again op proves himself to be a faggot

>>81511893
>pushes 'call him a faggot' button

I mean, by definition I've watched a lot of gay porn, but I didn't jerk off to it. Way better plotting than straight porn, generally speaking.

>>81512276
if you don't want to prove that you watched it then you're just an attention whore who made this thread purely for (you)s
this is my last reply to you

>>81512603
W A A A A H
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What's your favorite horror movie, OP?

>>81510226
>i have seen every movie ever made
so what are your thoughts on my best friend Trent's final project?

>>81513221
You have to draw the line between "movie" and "shit some dudes shot on a GoPro." I haven't watched every YouTube video for example, only professionally made movies, even the questionable B-movies and professionally marketed porn.

>>81513163
This is a tough call, a lot of those lose their power on multiple rewatches, For that reason I got with psychological > shock value, so The Exorcist, or the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

>>81513503
>has soon every horror movie ever
>still rates banal boring American shit

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whats the point of this movie

Why do you think nobody ever answer me, or why the thread always dies after I mention Blackthorn? What do you think of it?

>>81513547
Well I did qualify it. Suspiria is pretty but not sure how many times you can rewatch that.

>>81510226
Have you seen Dwegons and the Leprechauns?

>>81513703
I'd say "to make money," but it has a quote from AICN on the cover, so "to make money, and also make hipster faggots feel cool."

>>81513855
Because you make shit threads, but that's not my area of expertise.

>>81514052
Total shit.

>>81514214
I don't make those threads
I reply to ''underrated films'' or ''movies only you watched'' threads with it

>>81510226

Have you seen "Contact High"?

>>81510226
What's your opinion about the MCU?

>>81514234
Then that's probably a clue that no one else has seen your really obscure movie that most people haven't heard of.

>>81514242
What does the OP post say?

>>81514301

So you havent.

You lied OP.

>>81510226
What did you think of the new power rangers movie

>>81514301
So, what do you think of it? I'm just really curious
What's your favorite western?

>>81510226
What do you think of Hollywood in its current state compared to, say, 10 years ago? Did it get worse, or stay the same? What about 40 years?

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>>81510226
TELL ME ABOUT THE TWELVE HOUR CUT OF GREED

But seriously what would you say is the most must-watch western, or western series?

>>81510226
hi OP, today I watched the movies The Switch and The Big Kahuna. I thought The switch was 6/10 whereas the Big Kahuna was 7/10. What was your opinion on these films as well as one thing you liked and disliked about both.

>>81510226
When did you start watching all the movies? How long did it take you? Give or take

What were the five best movies you ever watched?

what did you think of seance on a wet afternoon? I fell asleep during that boring shit

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>>81510242
not op

The worst movie is "Rubber Face" with Jim Carrey. Took me two sittings to get through a 45 minute movie.

>>81514703
this

recommend me a cool movie with hot lesbian sex in space plz

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>>81511658
>going to school for film

ISHYGDDT

what is some post apocalyptic gay porn, op?

Should i watch Surf Nazis Must Die?

>>81510705
what movie is this?

>>81516702
Ishtar, I think. If I remember correctly, it's notoriously bad.

>>81516841
>Ishtar


thanks bro, curious to see how bad it is, manos the hands of fate tier?

>>81516878
>San Jose Mercury News wrote that "Time has not improved this film's reputation as being one of the worst ever made."[32] Time Out suggested it was "so bad it could have been deliberate" and called it "one of the worst films ever made",[33] while Hot Air referred to it as "The Citizen Kane of big-budget, A-list vehicular homicides."[34] It was included in Michael Sauter's The Worst Movies of All Time book[35] and Richard Roeper included it on his list of the 40 worst films he had seen.[36] In 1999 Time placed the film on a list of the 100 worst ideas of the 20th century.[37]

Maybe? I never saw it

>>81513855
>OP died after I mentioned this flick
Pretty sure it's haunted in some way

How was The Anvil Hoarder?

>>81516878
Depends. It has North levels of ridiculousness, but is for the most part unfunny and boring.