Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

>>81504790
Rate my grilled cheese:

Rye bread with seeds
Chopped garlic
Cubanelle peppers
Diced onions
Jalapenos
Muenster or Pepperjack
Turkey bacon burned to a crisp
French dressing

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER LETS TRIGGER /TV/ WITH A WEBM THREAD

>>81504837
>Rye bread
stopped reading

>>81504790
I think the important part of the process is to really make sure you can taste the heart disease going in.

Tell me what exactly is wrong with this

Fine if you want to make that shit yourself, but doing that shit to a kid is fucked.

>>81504837
That's a melt, not a grilled cheese, faggot

>>81504880
He's being pretentious about a grilled cheese. And he's using butter AND oil. It's like when a dj is being all spastic and twiddling knobs and shit unnecessarily, like calm down, we get it you're "passionate" about fucking sandwiches.

>>81504880
Apart from just how much cheese and oil is in that sandwich the whole thing is just stupidly pretentious. Who goes to that much effort to make a grilled cheese sandwich as though it's some sort of high class food? If you're going to serve shit like that to your kid then don't delude yourself into thinking you're some sort of culinary master for slapping together what any tard with even the most basic cooking knowledge can.

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>>81504790
>Post this webm
>Guaranteed 300+ replies

Good work, /tv/

>>81504962
>>81504953
I refuse to believe this isn't the same person. It's ridiculous how similar the faggotry in both posts are.

>>81504790
Yuck! Is this what the fat American children eat? Oh wait..

>>81504987
>faggotry
not an argument. If two people make similar facts they're not both wrong because one faggot (you) got butthurt, they're likely right.

>>81504790
How fucking many times has this webm been posted?

>>81505013
>How fucking many times has _____ been posted
welcome to /tv/ newfriend

>>81505009
Neither of those posts have "facts", they have prejudices. No one told you how to feel when you watch this webm. It's your own projection.

>american '''''''cuisine'''''''
I laff every time.

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>>81505032
STOP IT

>>81504837
>seeds
put a bullet inside your brain

>>81504962
>>81504953
Just because food can be prepared cheaply that doesn't mean it can't be prepared well too.
There are dozens of ways to prepare beef, yet you wouldn't complain about someone searing a steak instead of making hamburger helper

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It's time

On top of being a hack Jon Favreau also has no knowledge of passion or the art of cooking

>>81505091
I can never decide who I want to die first. This piece of shit, or that fatass who eats shit in his car on Youtube.

>>81505091
Stop bullying Jack, he's got a lot better and his new stuff isn't too bad at all.

>>81505082
>doesn't mean it can't be prepared well too.

It's grilled cheese. There's only one manner to prepare it: by grilling.

It's cheaply-prepared no matter how you put it because it's a cheap food.

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STOP IT

>>81505091
What ep is this from

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>>81504987
I guess he's just not a fat cunt like most the population of America.

>>81505165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6g1bETSDdg

>>81504790

You're just jelly that Jon Favreau will never make you a grilled cheese.

>>81505209
>olives

What the fuck.

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>>81505193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>81505209
a million calorie goop shit. Maybe that's why they are all obese. Duh!

>>81504987
>t. triggered amerifatty

>>81505227
So it is one person.

>>81505289
>open webm
>see liquid
>it's going to spill everywhere isn't it?
yup

>>81505013
Report it and of it isn't deleted then report it directly to hiro on twitter with links to the guy spamming these other webms as hes and advertiser

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>>81505321
>this triggered by Chef posting

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>>81504837
>Turkey bacon burned to a crisp
nah local smoked bacon or bust muh dood

>>81505289
hahaha that fucking fat is hilarious. The funny thing is he must assume he's a chef.

>>81505091
delete this

>>81505348
I get what he is attempting but jesus christ why does he fuck up everything

Chef here
We would point and laugh at anyone behaving like that

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>>81505376
That guys murdering that fucking pizza sick fucker

>>81505338
>NAME posting
>149XXX
Sup reddit

>>81505422
>pointing and laughing at someone who is enjoying himself
You're not older than 20.

>>81504953
>>81504962

I guess you have never been truly passionate about something. Its about having fun with the mundane and making meaning instead of thinking that meaning is something that exists externally.
Details matter not just because they train your senses and faculties for making anything in life to something you can be proud of but ultimately it's about having fun and having a meaningful life.
It takes courage to display passion because it means that you will have to mantle the responsibility for your failures, and success.

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>>81505405

>>81505321
>>81505438
>being this mad
lmao are you autistic
kys

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>>81505434
Why?

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>>81505489

>>81505484
>NAME posting
>149XXX
>y-you mad
>lmao
>autistic
>kys
Sup reddit

>>81505532
Cry more bitch nigger

>>81505552
I refuse to believe this is real

>>81505525
this is fucking incredible. how much corn starch or whatever did he put in that? link pls

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>>81504790
>bread
>cheese
>thats it
>literally using oil to fry the bread
?????

>>81504790
I tried making a grilled cheese like this, it was like eating a piece of greasy hot fat. I felt bad for hours afterwards.

>>81505575
>NAME posting
>149XXX
>y-you mad
>lmao
>autistic
>kys
>cry moar
No really what's up reddit?

>>81505577
what's the name of this channel?

>>81505639
Cooking With Jack

>>81505690
that's not cooking with jack

Americans are fucking monsters.

CHEF KINO HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUQaxSE_dGg

>>81505489
alright, the first part of this I'd eat, the pork and the cheese, fine sure, I'd eat it one and it'd taste great and I'd never eat it again. But the rest of the shit they stuff in there, fuck that

>>81504844
Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me dude

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>>81505639
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw/videos

>>81505725
oh sorry, yeah that's some shitty british mom who cooks ina shitty little apartment, can't remember her name, she's just as bad as Jack

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>>81505868
Holy shit it's literally female ja/ck/

>>81504790
Don't you know the secret to good food?

Up close angles and a hunched over chef sweating over the food makes it taste much better

How come nobody has posted any of this shit to gordon ramsay's twitter?

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>>81505938
what did he mean by this?

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>>81505091
Looks like vomit

>>81505998
What country

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>>81505998
fucking soulless insect race at it again

at least kill the fucking thing before you start boiling it

>>81506058
Mississippi

>>81504790
That's pre-sliced cheese with both butter and oil, which shouldn't be mixed. This is someone trying to class up fast food (which is fine), but failing miserably and making it clash because of a lack of understanding about cooking.

>>81505401
>I get what he is attempting
could you please explain to the class because i have no idea what the fuck cream cheese + salsa makes

What's with ll the /ck/ threads on other boards?
I'm really starting to think they are secretly the best meme factory
Gordon and Jack posting has spread to other boards fast

>>81506167
a lovely dipping sauce for those wheat thins in the back

What's the old negro saying, "Snitches get stitches"?
You made a big mistake right now jack shill

>>81506183
Food is a subject that everyone is into so it's easy to spread I guess.

>>81506183
They're made by one shill
The same shill spamming these webms

>>81506269
>Love Food

Uhm... no

>>81506269
This is more disgusting than gore

>>81505580
It's actually a dish served in Japan. They raise their chickens healthy enough to have it eaten semi raw.

>>81506269
It's like someone ate my bg mac for me and puked it out

>>81505489
Every fucking time with this uninspired fucking bread god damnit USA

>>81504880
He really doesn't have to turn it clockwise on the griddle does nothing but put his grubby fingers on it.

>>81504790
>using pre-sliced cheese for grilled cheese after a bunch of effort on the buns
lel

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>>81506269
Jesus fucking christ

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>>81504986

>Americans actually call that a """""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""

>>81506663
They call deep dish a pie idiot

>>81504790
>american "cuisine"

always good for a laugh

>>81506663
As a Europoor, I'd rather have the American one

>>81506682

Get the fuck of this continent, Muhammad

>>81506663
>European pizza
>get the slice with no cheese in sight and burned crust
WOW SO GOOD

>>81506663
Euro pizza looks bland as fuck

>>81504790
Nothing wrong with this. a nice friendly vegan meal

>>81506663
It's a prank bro! Tourist go to Chicago and get constipated from eating a pound of cheese. Same with Philly and the cheese steaks. No one thinks that yellow liquid cheese is good, they just laugh at the people eating them

>>81506269

At first i thought he was gonna make a Big Mac Pancake, which is weird but still okay i guess.

Then i realized that this is fucking ice cream, the fuck?

>>81506697
no u

>>81506711

it literally has the same ingredients

>cheese
>tomato sauce
>dough

>>81505489
first 20 seconds looked alright but everything after that just makes me wanna throw up

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>>81504790
cheese...
mfw it''s not real cheese but american lard

>>81506663
Fuck the one on the left looks delicious, look at that crust. Right looks like a fucking pie.

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>>81506663
>europe is a country

America pls

Italian pizza is not even round

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>>81505489
I mean, I like a good sandwich as much as the next guy but why are Americans so obsessed with them? Sandwiches and salads. Where I'm from a sandwich is something construction workers eat because it's cheap so it's always weird to me.

>>81506822

italian here, that's not our pizza, looks like some American shit

the other guy posted Pizza Napoletana which is authentic italian pizza

>>81506864

Capitalist Culture has a focus on time-efficiency because "time is money", so they love the Sandwich as it's quickly made and you can eat it quick or on the go.

>>81505591
It's supposed to be just bread and cheese, hence the name "grilled cheese sandwich". It's for when you've got leftover bread and cheese from normal sandwiches, and you're too poor to afford meat for every sandwich. Kids love'em.

>>81505614
you need better and RIGHT cheese. with simple dishes ingredients are even more important.

>>81506866
What exactly is wrong with the Neapolitans? Why are they such gypsies?

>>81505686
>dat feel when I'm supposed to believe this guy has any idea what he's doing when his butter isn't even at room temperature

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>>81506900

>Southern Italy

not even once

>>81505794
>not even peeling the barcode sticker off

>>81506932
I know Venice is nice and all, but why are the other regions so prosperous? Is it some fashion and car industries?

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>>81506800
>mfw there are people who actually can't stand any burn on their pizza crust

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rate this

>>81506932

>Südtirol

of course the German-speaking Italians are the master-race.

>>81507000
Have fun when the stroke comes about

>>81506987
"""people"""

>>81506987
food shouldn't be burned you mong, it should be edible

>>81507070
Is that why lards eat their meat half-cooked?

>>81507000
>Bacon
Disgusting.

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>>81507000

>>81507190
what was that youtube show that did shit like this? they're to blame for the downfall of civilisation

>>81506986
>>81506932

Nah. It's just that South Italy doesnt pay taxes so those kind of statistics are kinf of false

>>81507273
Alright so why don't they? What's wrong with them? Is it because all the mafia is down there?

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>>81507263
epic meal time?

>>81507317
that's the one

Somebody post the webm of the """artisan""" dorito pie

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>>81507534

>>81504790
essential numale core

>>81504962
Its literally not effort though.

He added oil and that's it. Not extra time and he has plenty of money.

So its just a matter of him thinking it tastes better. Its not really pretentious at all.

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Authentic American cooking, a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>81507575
Why cut the bag open with scissors, they're made to open easily? This triggers me

>>81504986
>make a quiche
>call it a "pizza pie"
Americans are retarded

thread soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds

>>81507638
A R T I S A N
R
T
I
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A
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>>81507619
>out of breath just talking

>>81507638
Get the fuck out of here pleb. You just don't understand haute cuisine.

>>81507434

the host was hilarious, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5dqcGIn-IU

>AND WHERE ARE YOU HATER? YOU'RE IN THE BATHTUB WITH YOUR DADDY, LOOKING AT HIS DICK!

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>>81507619
oh god....

>>81507575
You know the person who shot this video was going undercover, just to show the world this abomination. Look at her face, look how deeply insecure and hair-trigger sensitive she is, ready to fly off the handle at the slightest criticism of her "business". Because deep down she knows, she knows she can't cook and that she's a complete fraud.

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>>81507707
FUUUCK SHARPEN THAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>81507317
>epic meal time

Shame they went to such shit over time.

>>81507751
It's actually really popular and she's probably thinking how she's sold 100 of those things today

>>81505320
that isn't sanitary.

The amount of cheese in this thread gives me a heart attack, fucking disgusting.

>>81505719
I love that he thought this was good enough to upload

>>81504962
>what any tard with even the most basic cooking knowledge can.
That's the thing.
Normies do not know how to cook anymore.

How 2 Cook And Enjoy Food:
- Pick food.
- Open the plastic container.
- Put container inside microwave.
- Set time to 30 seconds.
- Enjoy your meal!

>>81505320
no.

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter).
Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

>>81507604
Fucking kek. It really is but i can't say exactly why

>>81507805
This is why I think this channel is a joke. Why would you leave that in? WHY??

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>>81506663
literally nothing wrong with a deep dish

>>81507965
Is this pasta

>>81508392
Worse, it's pasta from reddit

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What are some essential food kinos?

>>81508411
This looks like something a 10 year old would make.

>>81508088
He was probably reviewing it, he reviews a lot of gimmacky food junk

>>81504790
Did you actually watch the movie or just this webm?

>>81505209
Congrats, the Nacho chips are now a sloppy tasteless fucking mess..

>>81508411
Maybe it's because I'm becoming a hungry skeleton and dropped down to 137 pounds, but this looks fantastic

>>81508392
no you dummy it's a grilled cheese

>>81508449
>10 year olds
aka Mexicans
google Dorilocos, this shit is popping up everywhere in mexico and even appearing in Southern California.

>>81505320
Doesn't he understand the that nature of ground beef you have to cook it thoroughly?

>>81505552
And now we wait...

>>81505686
This guy just seems like he was always a fuck up growing up and won the youtube lottery that he can make money by being a buffoon.

>>81507216
Why not just make a fucking grilled cheese instead of those retarded cheese rolls?

>>81504790
this feels like a comedy sketch about "lol white people like cheese and toast"

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>>81508713

AESTHETIC

>>81504986
lol is he trying to lift that pizza into space?

we get it you put lots of cheese in it

>>81508759
See >>81508482
Help me

>>81506864
>>81506542
That's not America. That's Italy.

A good part of American garbage food culture is directly attributable to Italian immigrants.

>>81508759
Over 9000% of the RDA for sodium

>>81504790
>le ebin self-perpetuating meme thread
>200+ replies
Everytime.

>>81508759
I want to vomit

>>81506058
>what country is populated with the sort of cockroach who tortures animals for food
I'll give you a hint: it's populated with a billion gooks.

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>>81508411

>>81508759
What the fuck did he even add to the chips? I couldn't recognize a single ingredient.

>>81506663
Most Americans outside of Chicago have never seen or heard of such a thing.
>and it's delicious anyway

>all these people who don't know jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo

>>81507575

guaranteed replies

>>81508800
>A good part of American garbage food culture is directly attributable to Italian immigrants.

In a sense ideas for it come from Italy, sure. You won't find spaghetti and meatballs in Italy. I mean, you'll find some pasta and large meat chunks in the northern parts, but it's not spaghetti and meatballs.

>>81509034
I agree. Our Italians aren't quite as hairy, either.

>>81508914
Anyone know what meat they actually used for the shot?

>>81509707
They found some homeless guy in LA that was causing trouble for the cops.

>>81509707

It's probably manufactured, just meat strips glued around a bone.

>>81507707

This is the kind of retard that buys a new knife when the old one "stops working".

My autism is fully triggered and my day is so much worse. Thanks.

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>>81507190

>>81507593

EETS
FOOKIN
RAAAAAAAAW

>>81506663
>european pizza
>no bananas or mayonnaise

>>81504790
>Meant to be a chef
>eats ameripoor '''''''''''''''cheese'''''''''''''''''
A porter in any civilised country would laugh this fat cunt out of the kitchen

>>81508569
you can eat ground when its pink inside though

LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>81510154
look mom I'm triggered by an image board again

>>81508787
>we get it you put lots of cheese in it

Oh it's not cheese. Real cheese doesn't act like it's a plastic.

>>81505525

I'm convinced this guy is an elaborate troll. No one can be this oblivious about their complete inability to cook.

>>81510217
he has many videos and these 10 second webms are few and far between, he's just a big dumb fuckup

>>81508928
Raw white onion
chickpeas?
red beans?
looks like blood sausage
don't have a clue
tamarind sauce
hot sauce
different hot sauce
more hot sauce
salt
who knows
more hot sauce
looks like fucking fruit juice

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>>81505237
>Indian streetfood
>doesn't wear gloves
Jesus fucking Christ

>>81510217
And yet masaokis exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM

>>81510196
HAHA WOW ANON YOU SURE CAUGHT ME

>>81505237
Jesus christ, that's an amerifat level of butter and cheese

>>81510255
That last one is Clamato; Tomato and clam juice.

>>81510323
Well, congratulations!

>>81506146

>which shouldn't be mixed

Wrong.

>>81509786
It looks like it cooked pretty well though

>>81505434

raw pork... fuck

>>81510463

Well sure it's easy to sear the outside then braise to get good color, but that's a thick fucking piece of meat. We don't see how well the inside looks.

>>81510504
True, but I doubt it was meat strips glued onto a bone, they would have just fallen off when cooked.

>>81510623

Meat glue is used commonly in low grade steaks and they don't fall apart. Also wrapped in cooking twine.

It is extremely rare that "normal" food is used in TV productions.

>>81505665
this isn't actually that bad. its pretty common to short marinade chicken like this. you soak it in whatever your marinade is and then rub it down (which is what I assume he was going to do hence the gloves) and then fill the pan with some other goodies, vegetables and potatoes and the like.

This guy is commonly a retard but this was actually right.

>>81510623

Dude it's a show. It's a procession of cuts. They could have made that shit out of paper mache as long as it held together for a few seconds each shot.

Do you think they actually took the time to cook actual meat properly?

>>81510676
Yeah I know, but it was sizzling. If it was anything other than meat it looks damn convincing.

>>81510664
Yeah the twine keeping it together makes sense.

>>81510745

It is meat, just lower grade cuts glued together to make what looks like one big nice piece.

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>>81505209
oh my god

>>81509707
It's a bunch of cats taped together.

>>81504790
>Cooking with margarine and fake cheese

How does one learn how to cook?

>>81510979
1) Follow a recipe
2) See how it tastes
3) Make adjustments and repeat

>>81510979
youtube videos or cooking shows and practice. Have fun, your tastebuds won't lie to you.

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>tfw years of being a bad cook and making tons of raw pork, raw chicken, and raw beef has made me immune to selamenela and e boli

It's like I'm a disease resistant argonian

>>81511137
buy a damn meat thermometer

>>81504790
Why is /tv/ so autistic
Did you fucks completely miss the point of the film?

Who am I kidding, /tv/ doesn't actually watch films.

>>81511181
>/tv/ doesn't actually watch films.
You're right. I exclusively enjoy artè kinématographique

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>>81507895
What is that, a webm for ants?

>>81511181
Let me translate this thread for you:
>OP: I want to have a discussion about the movie Chef, but I also want replies. I'll make an obvious bait post to get people talking.
>Morons: HURR DURRR DURRRR
>OP: Oh no, by making an obvious bait thread, I've actually invited real idiots into my thread. Oh well, time to leave!

>>81504953
The purpose of using oil on top of butter is so the butter itself doesn't burn.
That's how you get to fry butter or with butter.
Not the fault of the movie you're a little bit ignorant and looking for reasons to complain.

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Anyone have this. I'm learning how to cook by myself since leaving parents house and thought about picking this up. I admire Anthony Bourdain and like the art style of the cover. Is it good for beginners

>>81510091
That's not how ground beef works

>>81511462
I think you just described the majority of posts on this board, and several others

>>81508569
That's not true at all. You can eat a burger rare.

>>81511462
Actually it's more like:
'Jesus Christ, Favreau threads are comfy, let's make one.
source: I'm op

>>81511732
If it's freshly ground sure
I doubt that ground beef was

I'm an Ameristani and I've never eaten a grilled cheese sandwich in my life.

>>81511995
You had a shit childhood and should just end it now.

>>81511771
It's temperature that matters, not color.

>>81512036
Why are you making stuff up?

>>81512025
>>81512025
Whenver I see it, i'm like fuck no dont feed me that heart attack shit, I'll just eat a banana.

Tuna sandwiches are infinitely better and nearly as cheap. Poverty is a not a good reason to stick that thing in your mouth

>>81512094
Why do you think rare burgers don't exist? Try buying one from a place without a drive through.

>>81512174
That's not what I said. Did you hit your head and lost your short term memory?

>>81512205
Jack is using beef from the store, that's fine to cook rare too. I'm not saying he did it right, but rare beef is fine as long as it's cooked to the right temperature

>>81512316
No it's not.
There's this thing called bacteria.
Ground beef has a metric shit ton of surface area for bacteria to grow on.
It's not like a steak where cooking the surface will kill the bacteria.

>>81511768
Oh hey, you stuck around.

>>81510277
I think that Masao is truly one of the greatest people on earth

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>>81507190

>>81504790
is this kino?

>>81510001

bananas is brazilian pizza

dipping the crust in mayonnaise is patrician, though

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>>81506663
>taking a type of food that is extremely diverse in style and ingredients and trying to condense it into a 1v1

wew

>>81508411
>make this for someone who hasn't seen you prepare this
>gets a spoon full of Styrofoam

>>81512833
>europeons taking potshots at america every given moment

Nothing new here...

>>81507160
classic achmed

>>81512401
The temperature is what kills the bacteria, not the changing of color. That's why they check meat temps to tell if something is done instead of continuing to cooking until it's a brick.

>>81511331
Why is the yolk so fucking bright?

>>81505091
>that tiny sprinkle of cheese at the end
Every time

>>81505209
This doesn't look bad. What's the hate about?

>>81513120
What the fuck are you talking about?
YOU are the only one here talking about meat color.

>>81511661
your lack of cooking experience is showing bro

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Do Americans really put 8 slices of cheese on their sandwiches?

>>81514738
Only the poor.

I think you guys are missing the point. The fundamental thesis of the scene, and the movie overall, is that you should put 100% effort in whatever you do, whether it's making grilled cheese, being an engineer or mopping floors.

Yes, it's just a grilled cheese sandwich. However, the outpouring of his dedication to the craft of cooking shines even through something so seemingly simplistic and benign. In other words,

>whatever you do, do it well and be the best at it.

>>81514857
>buttering it up
>still use oil
>after putting together, slap on more butter

Nah, he went past the line.

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europoor here rate my dinner

>>81514914
>Lucozade
Shits rank, bro.

>>81514914
Why are you eating your giant turd with a bottle of orange scented window cleaner and a bottle of bleach?

>>81514914
you have edible material in front of you and i do not so automatically 10/10

fuck i am so hungry right now

>>81514956

get out

>>81504953
>>81504962
Because he IS being pretentious. The whole first half of the movie he's trying to be this gormet chef and failing, then he gets the food truck and goes back to basics and is happy.

>>81514998
Just made some hollandaise sauce and put it on some scrambled eggs. So good.

>>81508569
good steak houses will have fresh ground beef daily

the whole world isn't applebee's you nub

>>81514914

and i had this day before, that was leftover chicken

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>>81515095

>>81504790
I stopped 20 min in because of how he acted like a douche bag to his kid

>>81515000
nah m8, go to the corner shop and buy one of those green aloe drinks

>>81504837
>rye bread
>jalepenos
>no tomato
kys

>>81504790
this whole role was really cringey. it felt like favruea was trying so hard to be what he thought was a cool guy. you can tell its how he really wants to be or see himself.

/ck/ please fuck off

Is Jack /r9k/ trying to become a chef?

>tfw would unironically enjoy all of the food in this thread

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>>81506542
>uninspired bread

>>81510359
Crisps, nice and soggy

>>81514632
See
>>81512401

>>81515088
>good steak houses
Who's talking about good steak houses?
Other than you that is

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>>81504790
ONE
LIL
EGG
ROLL