>Oh my God!
>THERE IS NO GOD
*burp*
>>81504513
>There is only the SZECHUAN sauce
>THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
*chortles begin to fill the room*
>tfw god exists
>oh my God!
>"Yes?"
>tfw was a cringeworthy loudmouth atheist metalhead aspie when I was 15
>"Don't be greedy, he's my god too."
Correct.
>pass me the God
>what do you mean there's no God here
>THAT'S RIGHT GOD IS NOT REAL *BUUURPP*