So...

>>81503994
have you heard about this guy named Donald duck ?

So Trump, now a hero, stepped up to the plate to avenge those poor gassed kids.
Jamie, do we have a picture of those gassed kids, this is strong stuff folks. Look at this VX gas attack on this innocent kids. And Trump, now a hero, avenged them.

>>81503994
Blurghnord Frhoompf

>>81503994
See what did we tell you, leftists can be masculine too.

>CUTE KITTY FACE!

Trump, our lord, last week, took up arms and enacted sweet vengeance upon the tyrant Assad for the glory of moderate Islam. Bow your heads, we are blessed this day.

TRUMP GOOD?

>>81503994
Watching a leaf for his political comedy.
>No thanks.

>Late night talk show host is...
>*/tv/ leans forward in anticipation*....
>a cuck!
>*/tv/ erupts in shitposts and board spamming*

>>81504118
this made me laugh

OH DONNIE GOY

THE KIKES THE KIKES ARE CALLING

>*puts hand in pockets*
>"so...."
>*audience giggles*
>"DRUMPF"
>*audience dies from laughter*

>>81506628
>Donald Trump Allegedly Responsible For Death Of Studio Audience, Reporters Say

>This triggers the /pol/

Kek, I hope this keeps up for all eternity.

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..OOOOOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>81504931
He is from NC.

>>81507004
SC actually

>>81504078
Minnie won the popular vote.
#notmymouseclubpresident

is Trump the most talked about guy on earth?

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>>81503994
I got an email from John Podesta today. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

>>81503994
DUMP XDP

>>81507099
is this real?

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Isn't anti semite to talk shit about Trump?

>AOH MUY GOSH REPUBLICANS, THEY ARE SO BAD
*loud applause and cheers from the audience, middle aged woman can be heard shouting "YES!"*
>THEY'A ALSO DUM
*audience erupts with laughter, gasping and wheezing after it finally settles down*
>DRUMPF
*audience fucking dies*

I don't see the appeal of these shows.

>>81503994
Gosling Blurnth

>>81503994
Anal BRAAAAAP

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>>81504007
>Still milking the election

So much winning amirite! Upvoted.

>Hey Folks
>*audience does a spit take and starts cracking up*
>I didnt even-
>*the laughter gets louder and begins to fill the studio completely*
>Tr-
>*the sound is now dominant and seemingly takes control of the audience who are now rushing the stage, the sweet droning continues as they begin to maul stephen to death and bathe in his blood. the audience, now completely intoxicated and drunk on the taste of blood, escape into the greater LA area and begin to ethnically cleanse the white people from the area*

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When was it that the left seriously started to be less funny?

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>>81507280
>filename
stop

>>81503994
>*puts hand in pockets*
>"so...."
>*audience giggles*
>"in the silmarilion, which i read 10000 times as a young boy..."
>*audience chuckles nervously, since nobody will get what the funny man is about to say*
>"there are those gods, the valar, you know? I could list them all, but i don't want to show off..."
>*relieved laughter from the crowd*
>"JUST KIDDING!!! Theres orome and aule and yavanna and....(goes on for some time)"
>*audience reacts to the mans antics with polite laughter*
>"and you know what they did? They built a wall out of mountains and magic to keep the humans away from their contry... how crazy is that? Sounds like anybody you know?"
>*audience leans forward in anticipation, some silently wispering the name of hewhocannotbenamedwithoutburstingintosmuglaughter*
>"DRUMPF!"
>*audience erupts into uncontrolled laughter*
>"So i guess Drumpf thinks he is a god now, since he tries to keep humans from entering the country with arbitrarily created borders."
>*audience nods in approval*
>"tolkien once again holds all the best fitting analogies to current day politics"
>*audience applauds for having wittnessed such a profound political analysis

>>81507348
The moment they got into power under Obama and proved they were even worse at running the country.

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Alright, who told his team about the C word?

>>81507348
When they abandoned actual comedy in favor of trying to bully and mock anyone that disagreed with them.

>>81509866
They mock people who are stupid

>>81510536
Then why do they ignore the far left?

>>81510684
damn...

>>81510536

Apparently not, considering they fellate celebrities, Bernie, "anti-Trump" protesters, etc.

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>its a stephen gets completely BTFO episode
pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GUvmvsKZII

>>81504007
AYO
*travel ban fails*
HOL UP
*golfs*
AYO AYO HOL UP
*doen't drain the swamp*
YOU SAYIN
*doesn't repeal obamacare*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*starts WW3 in syria*
YOU SAYIN WE WON THE ELECTION

>>81511041
nice post, jeb.

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>>81509771
Well they're getting close to the truth.

>>81511004
>Those shrieks of horror
Priceless special.

Never gonna not love these tears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qj12auOgVE

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>>81504007
>“Finish him.”

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>>81507274
>House Speaker Paul Ryan, in a statement to The Hill, seemed to concede that border wall funding would not be included in the GOP budget, saying the funds would come at a later date

If anything this confirms the wall

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>>81512018

>>81503994
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE