HELA. FUCKING. EPIC.

Not really

>>81501671
post more mommy

Why was Thrall in the trailer?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81501671
Not here to troll, I promise, but if this was a DC movie, at least half you cucks would respond to this image with something like:

>Why is everything so grey?
>lol more blue CGI lightning shit
>Does that mean she's worthy? Then she's a dumb bitch for destroying it instead of just taking it.

Just sayin. Some of us hold ourselves to a higher standard.

>>81501964
DC movies have always been too dark tinted, even when it's supposed to be daylight.

That's the biggest difference for me.

>>81501865
>c-can we have an oscar too? is this i-iconic DC sempai?
lel

>>81502010
Yeah, and we've been giving you guys the reason for it since we figured it out a year ago, but none of you will believe it, because that might means someone did something cool with the other "brand."

>>81501671
Without the helmet she looks completely generic. Like her, Thor, and Loki had to split up 100 dollars.

>>81501671
>Cate will never crush your Mjornir with one hand

how much of this film will be him as a prisoner fighting in duels?
if little, then dropped.

>>81501840
I seriously thought it was an Orc because I'm not really a capeshitter and forgot about the hulk, it was seriously something ile out of the Warcraft movie

>>81501840
Why was a cave troll in BvS?

>>81501671
>tfw I can't even remember which one of the movies she's from because they all look the same

>>81502130
I'm not really a capeshitter and I instantly recognized the Hulk. You must be pretty autistic to not recognize an iconic character from a massively popular franchise. Bet you play videogames, just to sweeten your hypocrisy.

>>81501865
The Villain of the week.

>>81501865
weaned on a pickle.

>>81502195
she's going to be in Infinity as Thanos' waifu.

>>81501840
Because it's cheaper to buy reviews than good CGI

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>>81501671
>leave the Oscars to us

>>81502222
>Thanos' waifu.
That's Death right?
How come she can lift the hammer?

Also, will Thor die?

>>81502242
>doesn't fit the frame of the shot
try again

>>81501671
I was literally jumping from my seat.
Me,personally dont remember when I was so excited.

>>81502242
>like 10% of the shot is off
>warcraft+snyder rip off
>oscar
Avengers Infinity will be the one, I can feel it!

>>81501671
CGI Hair

>>81502245
yeah, but they're making Death = Hel in the movies. makes it simpler.

>How come she can lift the hammer?
probably just to show she's just that powerful.

>Also, will Thor die?
probably not. I mean, this is Marvel. they don't wants kids leaving the theatre in tears.

>>81502295
Can't unsee.

All these capeshits look the fucking same, sound the same, and unfold the same. How do people watch this trash?

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>>81502393
Everyone else that doesnt browse 4chan lmao.
also
>actually thinking people give a s shit about movies

>>81502423
People shouldn't be proud of being plebs, anon.

>>81502475
So you say,the rest of the world doesn't have this problem.
That said I havent even seen the trailer and haven't watched superhero movie since Batman and Superman so I just shitpost.

Why didn't they just cast Eva Green?

>>81502193
Back to the_donald faggot

>>81502393
/tv/ watches all this stuff. They just like to complain about it.

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>>81501671
Her mouth looks really wierd. Just like with Eddie Redmayne.

>>81501671
Cate Blanchett as a non blonde is the hottest woman on the planet. My dubs will confirm this.

>we want the GOTG audience

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>>81502946
That's not how you get dubs, anon

>>81502926
Haha

>mouth looks wierd

Because she hasnt had surgery and is just a beautiful english rose turned marvel slag

Fuck off you piece of shit and fap to pornstars with fucked up faces and dead eyes

>>81502946
>>81502981

This is now a get thread, checkum

>>81502981
pathetic

>>81502990
>beautiful english rose

>>81502035
What are you even talking about?

yawn

i see the DCucks are in full damage control yet again

best makeup oscar this
snyder kino symbolism that

yawn


yawn

>>81502946
Trips and Thor Ragnarok pulls in $1.5 billion

>>81503225

rolling

>>81502064
Maybe they did. Ever think about that?

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>>81502926
would look nice around muh dick

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>>81503444
Fuck me wrong webm

>>81503202
This movie objectively looks like utter garbage as per every Marvel movie.

t. A guy who doesn't care for DC either

>>81503444
This is a thread for overrated old hags, don't post objective beauty here

>Thor: Ragnarok + Planet Hulk + Guardians aesthetic

muh dick

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>>81503202
>yawn

>>81501671
So Holyweed instead of doing a kino masterpiece about Nord gods and mythology , they made a shitty movie about a bunch comic's of weirdos...

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>>81503626
>a kino masterpiece about Nord gods and mythology

Because their treatment of Greek gods and mythology boded so well.

>>81503474
>>81503556
yawn.

>>81503671

This movie was pure fucking shit

It was so fucking shit that everyone forgets they made a second one

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>>81503474
You say that but they're going to put Gjallerbru in the movie so your argument is automatically invalid

>>81503671
The original is pretty goat, as are all Harryhausen flicks

>>81503766
>haha lmao this meme character is in OPINION INVALID xD
the worst kind of capeshitter

>>81503766
>Vietnam era M16
trash it

>>81501671
If they kill her I am gonna be pissed

>>81502242
OUGON NO KAITEN

>Smashing agorillion stories into one film

How do they keep getting away with it?

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>>81503806
>he doesn't want to see a minor Norse god hold the bridge out of hell with a pair of M-16s in such a legendary manner that the spirits of hell venerate his name

>>81503823
It's period accurate for when the comic was originally released
http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-196-he-stood-alone-at-gjallerbru/

>>81501671
So the movie is either gonna end with her winning and Thor running off to do something else, or her just leaving because of some reason, right? Because she's a woman, so they can't let her lose.

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>no hela eva green

>>81503983
sorry you have autism

>>81503998
m8 I'm not the one having a hard on because someone is wielding a gun in a movie

Thor hammer breaks? What?

I want to fuck Cate Blanchett now. never thought I'd say that.

>>81501671
>this is what a marvelet calls epic

>>81502035
What's the reason for it other than Batman looking stupid in bright, colorful settings?

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>>81504022
>they're allied with Midgard (earth) fighting against a common enemy. Skurge shoots the shit with some soldiers, they espouse the virtue of rapid fire ranged weaponry, Skurge likes what he hears.

>>81503959
It's a damn shame but she'll probably never work with Marvel due to her prodigious cinematic nudity.

>>81504049
Think of Loki as the Trickster God and Hela is the the one that wrote the book on Tricking meathead Asgardians. She trick's Thor into thinking she blew it up and he believes her, the moron.

Pretty based that Marvel gives a lot of creative control to the lesser known directors who have made good smaller films.

Wish things worked out with Edgar Wright for Ant-Man though.

I love Guardians of the Galaxy but I truly hate the impact its had.

>capeshit movies are still going to get shit out for at least the next 10, maybe 15 years

and now they are starting to shit up tv too, fuck this awful trash

>>81501671
le stronk powerful woyman meme

>>81504247
>and now they are starting to shit up tv too
Nah just Hiro made it official that Disney is now sponsoring this site.

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>Marvel doesn't have any handsome direct-

>>81504217
but Ant-Man was kino

>>81504310
>poo

>>81504247
Hey, don't forget about Disney® 's Star® Wars® ! I can't wait for the new trilogy after this one, and all the sequels, spinoffs and prequels we'll get between each main movie!

>>81504363
Wrong. Maori.

>>81501865
Rita OR Enchantress?

>>81504548
Enchantress was in Suicide Squad dumbass

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>>81502242

>>81504633
>implying that the Fibonacci sequence has anything to do with the golden ratio
>implying that any sequence of numbers added onto the previous value doesn't result in a ratio that approaches the golden ratio

dumb cuck

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Hulk better not job to Thor.

>>81504783
This is honestly the most retarded post I've ever read

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>>81504363
>all browns are Indians or Arabs

>>81504373

>han solo origin movie

i could honestly not give less of a fuck

Do hela and thor fuck?

>>81501671
Cate looks like that?!

>>81505440
No, he fucks the black girl

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>>81505445
>>81505445
>tfw 47yo

>>81505067
>he doesn't know basic maths

The golden ratio is not exclusive to the fibonacci sequence so it's not a "fibonacci spiral".

>>81501671
What did they mean by this imagery ?

why is this movie filled with aussies?

>>81505631
>boy meets girl
>girl gets hands on boy's hammer
>girl renders boy powerless

as old as time itself

Why Loki's daughter looks older than him?

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>>81506047
She's not his daughter in the movie, nigger.

They are merging Hela and Death to tie in the Thanos shit.

Christ, Blanchett looks like a man in drag

>>81506047
Hard living.

She looks like she toured with Black Sabbath.

>>81506217
Plus even in the comics they have been uneven on how/why Hela is Loki's daughter in mythology. Makes for a funny scene in the original Kid Loki story

>>81503671
There was a Thor movie featuring the eldest son from Home Improvement made by syfy. Id rather watch that.

>>81503766
An Asgardian with M-16s? That's faggy.

>>81502305
Wrong.

>>81503959
She's gonna play Death.

>>81506263
nigga you gay

That was just a really strange trailer tonally.

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This looks awful.

>>81505574
>he doesn't know basic maths
Says the guy that is implying that the Binet formula is valid for every succession

>15 million views already in less than 24 hours

Jesus Christ, I feel bad for DCEU.

Daily reminder that superhero films are for children.

>>81503766
This shot wouldn't look so awkward if the camera was closer and a little bit below him, like in the panels. He's already centered so might as well.

>>81502115

It's probably the start of the second act. Just imagine they go with a similar plot structure to GotG and Arena planet is the same as the prison part in GotG.

>>81506206
>implying Disney is dumb for going after allthat yaoi fangirl money

>>81501671
This IS epic.

>>81506755
Glad you are looking forward to it.

>>81506755
Fuck you I watch movies to escape my shitty life and this is the best way to do it.

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>>81501865

>>81506744
Don't be, this is a first teaser trailer and those always have more views, they need to get this high to even compete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHH5-HVS9o&t

The actual JL trailer did BTFO Iron Man 4's actual trailer though

how did they get Hulk in armour anyway?

>>81503823
then choose a weapon

i am a 47 fag. so i say ak-47

>>81501671
I hate any kind of smugness in movies like this. It's so obnoxious, I instantly hate them. I like her as an actress too, which is upsetting.

What a piece of shit of a trailer jesus christ

>>81501840
>tfw would rather have a thrall movie than hulk gladiator movie

>>81507038
Whoa... (Melania) Drumpf BTFO

>>81507366
great post my man

>trailer isn't even 24 hours old
>13.4 million views on Jewtube
This movie is going to be huge

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>>81507366
you did it champ, you earned this (You)

OFFICIAL 2017 MCU MOVIE TRAILERS POWER RANKING

1. GUARDIANS
2. THOR

-------MASSIVE POWER GAP-----------

>9001. SPIDERMAN

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>>81507416
>>81507386
Thanks friends. I tried to give everyone a (you) but there were too many lines ;(

Thanks for commenting though! XD

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So, if Hela and Death are the same, does that mean she's the one that make the deal with Frank in the Born episode of The Punisher series?

>>81507366
quality post my friend

This looks pretty good desu. I am excite

she looks boring, visually.

>>81507686
youre mom looks boring

Remember when the media gave justice league a new arse for using a song over the trailer

>>81508329
no

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>>81502946
Agreed.

>>81508341
youre very quick to reply

>>81508380
I want her to rape me

What are you guys doing to contain your hype?

>>81508475
posting on reddit

Webm of smirk?

it's pretty racist that you guys gushing over the white goth lady, you should gush over Valkyrie

>>81503766
DC literally can't compete with this.

>>81508452
thanks

>>81508560
Valkyrie is a cutie but she's got nothing on Hela.

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hnnng I want to stick my dick in her if you know what I mean ;)

>>81501865
WE'RE KILLING STRANGERS
SO WE DONT KILL THE ONES THAT WE LOOOOOOOVEEE

>>81508774
Why does she keep all of her strap-ons on her head?

>>81508774
She needs to be facefucked. She even has 4 pairs of handles on her head.

>>81508475
watching this trailer, kills the hype altogether

>>81501671
Why is this scene important?
If thor needs a hammer to be a hero, he is no hero.

>cate will NEVER step on your balls

>>81508880
Stop applying Iron Man's dilemma to everyone, Marvel

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>>81508880
Agreed. This is a real hero.

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>>81508774

I really hope she ends up being 10 feet tall by the end of the movie.

>>81508774
>>81508969
If only the costume was made of latex...
:(

HE SPENT ALL WEEKEND DISCUSSING CAPESHIT AND VIDEOGAMES WHILE HIS COUNTRY MEN PLANNED ON GETTING THE COUNTRY BACK

>>81502242
Golden ratio is a bunch of pseudo-science bullshit.

>>81509006
WHat are you talking about?

>>81509084
This. While it's somewhat interesting mathematically (as is the Fibonacci sequence), all the stuff about how it's "idea" or "shows up in nature everywhere is downright bullshit.

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>>81509002

I'm cool with it how it is.

>>81509084
so is youre mom

>>81501671
Why does the CG look so bad? It looks like the Hulk just walked off Ang Lee's movie

>>81502305
kids dont care about Thor. hes a dad hero

>>81508969
And barefoot.

>>81509126
*ideal

>>81509126
>>81509084

Perhaps what is magic to you is simply technology to them.

>>81501671
cate looks like an unironic super qt right there.

>>81509134
Everytime I see Hulk in a movie it looks worse than the last time

>>81509134
because its going to sell anyways

>>81509134
Maybe he was Ang Lee.

>>81509188
Why won't she be mine?

>>81502926
She's old

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>Anon, this is your big break. You're going to appear in a Marvel movie! Just be professional and the gigs will pour in.
>Okay, in this scene Cate is going to sit on your chest and choke you with her thighs while playfully pinching your face. BE PROFESSIONAL.

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>>81509134
His skin and eyes are better then ever
It's his armor thats the problems, the metal seems to be poorly shaded

it will probably fall off mid fight so they half assed it

>>81509440
Warcraft tier

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>>81509440
O-okay

>>81508969
>>81509132
>body/stunt double

>>81509470
warcraft orc cg was great desu

too bad about the movie

>mfw Hela is Lokis mother, she takes him with to her new fuckboy Thanos and they will be a happy family in the end, everything Loki wished for

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>>81509517
>yfw they had to pad the stunt doubles ass to match Cates

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>tfw will never be pussy boy for 48y old Cate Blanchett
>she will never force you to shave her ass and pussy and then sit on your face
>she will never reward you with a lewd footjob dressed in her Hela costume

>>81509568
>very clearly states loki was born of frost giants in the first movie
How the hell is she his mom? Isn't hela asgaardian?

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>>81502990

>dead eyes

>Implying this is a bad thing.

>>81509749
obviously he could be half frost giant half asgardian goddess i dunno but in north mythology Loki is Helas father and she does awfully look like a female Loki in the movie, so i wouldnt be suprised at all

>>81509333
because shes mine.

I really hope they represent Fenrir. Coolest symbol in all of mythology

>>81509136

Dads don't care about Thor. He's a mom hero.

>>81509517

I can pretend, plus I'm sure they'll be plenty of scenes of her just walking around where we can take a gander at her can.

>>81509440
most special effects in trailers are done by trailer houses and not the actual movie team

>>81502981
Probably the only time she will ever look this good to me.

10/10 would breed and destroy the universe with.

I think its the eye makeup.

>>81507039
Why the JL trailler is so fucking bad and cringrey?

>>81503202
Snyder stolen kino symbolism.

That hack has never created anything original and only ever stolen from others and he can't even steal that well.

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Hela is Loki daughter but there is another comics branch where Hela is loki old lover

>>81510028
Because the competition is really weak, as seen in this trailer

>>81502035
why are you talking like there are teams or something? I just watch good movies

>>81502115
It will probably be little.

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>>81504633

>>81509808
Isn't hela supposed to be Hel? My Norse mythology isn't perfect but I always thought Hel was on odins level. He threw her outta asgaard and she became ruler of the underworld no?

>>81509851
>choosing fenrir over jormungandir
>this is somehow ok
Furries need to leave

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>>81502946
You are absolutely correct.

>>81502242
Is this a Jojo reference?

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>>81509126
it shows up in nature all the fucking time because it is the perfect ratio for most efficient seed growth and such since it allows seeds to grow on every ince of a flower. It works for shells too. Anything growing in a spiral pattern usually uses it for it's efficiency.

>>81502990
Shes Australian

>>81510758
>it shows up in nature all the fucking time
Not really.
https://www.lhup.edu/%7Edsimanek/pseudo/fibonacc.htm

>>81503823

Triangle barrel shrouds look more kino you fucking peasant.

>>81501671
I've never wanted to stick my dick in Cate Blanchet before, this is a game changer.

>>81511177
your own reading comprehension needs work because that article doesn't refute me. That article is saying it's nutty to apply the spiral to anything, like people on /tv/ do. He said the sequence has never led to a discovery in nature, which is true. It actually says: "When we see a neat numeric or geometric pattern in nature, we realize we must dig deeper to find the underlying reason why these patterns arise." and the reason is the most efficient growth of seeds or the most efficient use of space for shells. Just look up "fibonacci spiral plant" on google. You can't deny you are seeing it with your own eyes.

>>81501964
the trailer was pretty cool but that shot's lighting looks from the alley scene in the new ghostbusters

other bits look like plastic with cheap video photography. While others look phenomenal

>>81511346

>I've never wanted to stick my dick in Cate Blanchet before, this is a game changer

So you're saying instead of electric shock therapy, Pence can just show gay people pictures of Cate Blanchet to cure them?

>>81509901
>I can pretend
do you also write letters from Santa to yourself as an adult?

>>81512730

I write them to Santa and he responds to all of them. You're a little bitch who probably celebrates Kwanzaa just to be different from everyone else.

>>81509517

It isn't like they aren't going to get a body double that closely matches her own frame.

>>81509440
>>81509134
most of the props and background look cheap and kitschy and not always in a cool way

Thor in the arena (specially the digital video photography) looks like ass

>>81512792
it's really weird to jerk off to a stunt double and pretend it's a 50yo woman

it's like writing letters from santa to yourself, is what i meant

>>81512846
for some shots it's about exactly being as different as possible (having better ass etc)

which marvel char is she?

>>81502926
Mouths like that give me boners, they're literally made for sucking cock.

>>81513199
Saum