What is the /tv/ equivalent of eggs benedict?

The Strain, it's trash but you can't help but like it.

>>81500077
>eggs benedict
>not heaven for your mouth
Please

>>81499961
>salmon and spinach on my eggs benny

truly the breakfast of gods

>>81499961
Define what eggs benedict is then we can discuss.

>>81500116
>being a literal faggot
Drink bleach.

>>81499961
I don't like eggs.

They give me nausea, in fact.

Fraiser

>>81499961
Who the fuck is Eggs Benedict?
Is he related to Cuminsnatch?

>>81500190
>cuminsnatch

It's cabbagepatch

I eat an egg muffin for breakfast everyday except I use a slice of gabagool instead of bacon.

>>81499961
me? i'd serve crab legs.

egg mcmuffins are literally better

>>81500169
Is this kind of like how niggers can't drink milk? Are you white?

>>81500116
why don't you just drizzle semen on it instead m8?

>>81502128

>Is this kind of like how niggers can't drink milk?

>Although all mammalian infants drink their mothers' milk, humans are the only mammals that drink milk as adults. But most people -- about 60 percent and primarily those of Asian and African descent -- stop producing lactase, the enzyme required to digest milk, as they mature. People of northern European descent, however, tend to retain the ability to produce the enzyme and drink milk throughout life.

WTF I'm white now?!

>>81502188
I don't know, is it good?

>>81502208
>he didn't know that with some small exceptions in both white and non-white populations, milk consumption is a trait of whites
well whatever you are 1488 and enjoy your milk bud

>>81500203
cumbersquat

>>81499961
tarantino movies

theyre both for low iq niggers who think theyre smart

eggs should be crispy, bacon should be chewy, not the other way around

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>looks civilized
>prod it enough and it bursts
what is basil fawlty