ABC To Release Show About Lesbian Ewok Trying To Seduce Married

>(((Goldbergs)))
Nah, it'll be fine goyim.

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>>81496905

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>>81496905
slaanesh has many forms

The series received a generally negative response from critics. On review aggregator site Metacritic, Imaginary Mary has a metascore of 39 out of 100 based on 13 critics signifying "generally unfavorable reviews".[11] On another review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes, the show has a 26% approval rating, based on 19 reviews, with an average rating of 3.77/10. The site's critical consensus: "Imaginary Mary's appealing cast is canceled out by uninspired material and a ridiculous premise whose deficiencies are compounded by an unfunny, ill-advised CGI creature."[12]

>>81496905
It will be canceled as your eyes lay on the first episode.

Wait, wasn't there a recent show with a similar premise?

>>81496905
>see this thread in catalogue
Lesbian Ewok WTF
>Click on this thread
>>81496933
OMG there's already po-
MOTHER FUCKER IS THAT JENNA ELFMAN

I swear to god i thought she was dissolving in a barrel somewhere in a Scientologist basement for standing to close to Tom Cruise at some awards ceremony or something.

>>81497909
Fuck off reddit

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At least they stealing ideas and not just remaking things.

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cringe kino

>>81497909
>I swear to god i thought she was dissolving in a barrel somewhere in a Scientologist basement for standing to close to Tom Cruise at some awards ceremony or something.

"Finally, she's clear, after two and a half million dollars in auditing."

>>81496905
>comedy
>no jokes
ok

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>>81496905
So, basically they are stealing the idea from Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon, uh? Only that they changed the dragon with that fucking thing.

What a surprise, the west once again stealing ideas from superior nipon land.

>>81496905
>Show About Lesbian Ewok Trying To Seduce Married Woman To Yuri Sex
I unironically would watch this shit.

>>81500591

I don't think anybody but the MC can see the goblin, everyone can see Tohru (when she allows it)

>>81497997
>what is unhappily ever after
>what is son of zorn

It looks like a big, fat flop to me

>sandwiched between goldbergs
jej

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From the producers of (((goldbergs)))

Like poetry

I would fuck that Ewok

>>81496905
that sounds appealing
at least the premise is kind of interesting

So it's just like Ted, but with lesbians?

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>>81499423
don't know if you've ever heard of an old british sci fi series called "Blake's 7". it wasn't intended to be a comedy, but i think with the addition of a laugh track, it would be pretty funny.

>>81502297
I'm triggered by this comment. OK so there was no budget at all for the first two years.

Consider 'Orbit'. Four series in, Vila sits crying in the walls of a shuttle craft while his only friend walks around with a gun trying to get him to come out so he can shoot him and push him out of an airlock.

Name anything comparable.

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Why do Americans always have to make lesbians gross?

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>>81500591
Not even a fucking dragon.

>>81503056
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5859882/
Eva Green & Gemma Arterton

>>81498128
What the fuck? What happened to it?

>>81503056
They are gross.

>>81496905
How did they film this? Did they get a midget in a green suit to rub up against her ass?

Yuri is too pure to exist in the 3D world.

>chica

>>81497853
Are you thinking of Wilfred? Because rhar show was based af

There are dozens of movies and shows and books about it, but I've never EVER heard on anyone actually having an imaginary creature friend like this.

Also, if this woman really had such a childhood imaginary friend and it was manifesting itself so literally in her modern life, there would be absolutely no way she would have any semblance of normalcy. The manifestations would only appear as a coping mechanism for times of deeply disturbing psychological trauma and loneliness... not sit-com situations.

>>81496905
>from the creators of The Golbergs

you don't say

>>81496905
So what episode does Lil' SLugger come in and save this shitfest?

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>>81506421
This nigga gets it

>>81496905
Saw the first episode when it aired two weeks ago. It was okay.

I think the cost of making a CGI character appear in every episode is going to kill the show more than the ratings.

>>81496905
I fucking hate shills

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RMYT

>>81496905
Infidelity shit turns me off.

I went through a phase back in middle school and tried scissoring on time and it didn't work. Most awkward experience ever.

Why is any show shat out by abc always so terrible? abc is television cancer.

>>81507071
Don't watch the Postman always rings Twice anon.

>>81506495
You should take a rest. Take a rest....take a rest....

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>>81496905
When I said I wanted to see more /u/ on TV, this is not what I meant. Talk about monkey paw. But again:

>(((Goldbergs)))

>>81496905
female (((humour)))

>>81503056
They are just reflecting reality.

>>81496905
>Goldbergs
hmm

>>81503056
it's preferable they fuck BBCs instead

>>81506421
>Light-hearted 'comedy' becomes a slow ramping dive into depressive madness
I'd watch it

>>81507285
>When I said I wanted to see more /u/ on TV, this is not what I meant.
I know how you feel sis. :'(

>character is gay (mentally ill)
>has an imaginary friend (mentally ill)
At least this show is honest about gays

>>81508214
Go away /u/fag.

>>81496905
Scientology just got a new convert.

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Jenna Elfman is literally perfect; why is she in so much shit?
She's one of the best comic actresses there is.

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posting best goldbergs gril

>>81506862
This pic sums it up perfectly.

>the dudes are buddies
>the chick's have to have sexual orientation involved cause that's all women think about

>>81508995
>why is she in so much shit?
Bad agent?

Be honest /tv/, would you fuck them both at the same time?

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>>81509157
Me too; her ass is gigantic.

>>81496905
The way you describe it makes it sound appealing.

>from the creators of the (((Goldbergs))))

/co/mblr will actually defend this

"In a sampling of 900 cases nation-wide where patients claim to have created imaginary friends, 96% were victims of sexual abuse by a family member before the age of five."

I WANT TO ____ THAT EWOK

>>81507119
At least you don't have to pay for ABC if you use an antenna.

>>81496905
Don't pollute the name of yuri with 3DPD.

>>81505433
Budget ran out.

>>81511606

I can unironically confirm this. Im over it now but when I was a wee lad I was sexually abused a few times by a family friend. My mind become obsessed with the concept of nudity and sexualization early on. Out of nowhere I began to spawn an imaginary friend that looked like the early 2000s version of Max Steele

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>>81496905
>From the creator of the (((Goldbergs)))

>>81505433
I think it's to help the CGI artists render the virtual model.

>>81496905
AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DEGENERACY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

A PG female version of Ted?

Is it really that hard to make a good TV show? I just don't understand how it's possible that everything on TV is so bad. Isn't there someone that works at ABC that sees this and says "well this is a terrible idea and we'll have to cancel it before the season ends" or what? Aren't there talented writers out there that could produce something decent that are out of work?

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>>81503076
>there will never be a sitcom about a relationship between a guy and a qt dragon

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>>81496905
>From the creator of The Goldbergs
>Imagine that!

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>(((Elfman)))
>(((Goldbergs)))
>(((ABC)))

>>81496905
It's always about sex with women. Seriously.

I see that lasting atleast 6 seasons!

>>81514971
>Isn't there someone that works at ABC that sees this and says "well this is a terrible idea and we'll have to cancel it before the season ends" or what?

Yes, thats exactly the reason it exists. They need to fill so many hours of programming a week, so they make shit expecting it to get cancelled. With this, it has the marginal chance of becoming popular because it's weird, so they run with it instead of the millionth Malcolm in the Middle knock-off on their channel or another three camera laugh track show.

>>81509237
Literally why the Bechdel test was created

Well that and it was partially a joke but you catch my drift

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you would think 4chan would love this but instead we get more outrage culture astroturfing from /pol/ and storm front goody

>>81505433

It's a stand in prop for the actors to act to and for the crew to create space in which the CG character would occupy.

They did the same things with Ted.

>>81518517
I recently got cast as an extra on a pilot for ABC called Jalen Vs. Everybody (Sitcom about former basketball player Jalen Rose), and judging by how these people delivered their lines I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this were the case.

>>81516444
We have Ms. Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and that's basically the same.

>>81518954
why would 4chan love this?

>>81519090
>not even a fucking dragon

>>81518954
They're more obnoxious than SJWs at this point.

>>81497573
spbp

>>81508995
Old, not particularly beautiful to begin with, not a particularly good actress.

Honestly, at her age, she is quite fortune to have this role.

>>81519094
because who ever posted this >>81518954 is a redditor and his only perception of 4chan is le furries and sex /b/ xDDDD

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>>81497763
Emperor give me courage to exterminate this filth
FOR THE EMPEROR, FOR HIS GLORY

>>81519636
you're the problem

>>81503056
Because Americans are gross

>>81498128
>>81496905
I can't decide which version looks more unsettling

>>81506862
K I N O

>>81503056
Why do americans make their vidya girls gross?

>>81513898
>>81516512
>>81516579

The Goldbergs aren't Jews in the show, which is quite amusing.

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>>81496905
This confuses the absolute fuck out of me so I'm just going to assume this is targeted at a wholely different demographic than mine.

>>81497763
>>81519735
Fuck off. The Emperor literally could not give a fuck. Will you actually read the fucking setting or not? His LITERAL representatives, the Inquisition, have lesbians working for them. The Emperor couldn't give a shit. Slaanesh isn't about sex, but about excess.

Stop talking about shit you don't understand, or better yet, fuck off to >>>/v/ or >>>/tg/.

>>81521875
No, it can't be that. It's a conspiracy to destroy society or some shit even though Jews rely on plebs to provide them with money.

>>81496905
I'd watch this if it were a porno and didn't change the design of the imaginary friend.

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>>81518986
it's actually the original design from the pilot

>>81522973
That's horrifying.

Could somebody please make a GIF or WebM of her rubbing Jenna's ass?

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>>81522996
AAAURGGHHHH

>>81523071

I remember this episode of Doctor Who

>>81523071
I can almost tolerate the thing they have now.

That thing is horrifying. It looks like something from that Real Monsters show that was on Nickelodeon.

Scientology kino in the making. Mary is actually a thetan whom Jenna will dispel using her ESP in the final episode, ascending at last to OT XVIII SUPREME BEING where she'll battle Xenu for the fate of the universe.

>>81496905
>Show About Lesbian Ewok Trying To Seduce Married Woman To Yuri Sex

But enough about Jenna Elfman. What's the deal with that white furry thing in your picture?

>>81519636
>Implying 4chan isn't known by reddit as anything but a site for neo nazis and their magical memes

Keep thinking that, tourist.

>>81523246

Her inner lesbian desires manifested

It's like if the microsoft paperclip was gay and was trying to convince you that you are gay too.

Who thought this was a good idea? I swear to God actual retards work at Disney.

>>81523338

all Reddit is good for is stealing memes and shit that 4chan came up with. the fact that it has a cleaner reputation make it ok to talk about it in public or on twitter or any stupid social media.

everything that is spread to the mainstream starts on 4chan and reddit queer bags spread it out through other social media. it really is what killed everything on the internet like originality or what have you

>>81523972
no. the word "meme" killed everything on the internet

>>81523972
4chan hasn't made anything in nearly a decade. Stop deluding yourself.

>>81524098
thats true memes came from reddit in 2009
they also invented AMA threads

you sure know your history mate

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>>81511606
>>81513806
>96%
Shit, if people knew this statistic. My family all knows I had an imaginary friend.

>>81497310
>>81501653
>>81507285
>>81507503
>>81511404
>>81513898
>>81516512
>>81516579

Am I the only one who really likes the Goldbergs?

I don't even think them being Jewish has been referenced.

In fact, I'm not even sure they are Jews.

>>81523972
The biggest meme on 4chan in recent years (JUST) was stolen from black twitter.

>>81496905
>we want the tulpa babyfur market
K I L L I T W I T H F I R E

>>81523972
Okay EDfag, most memes now's are from Black Twitter

>>81523116
Except Aah! Real Monsters was good

>>81524202
It's referenced as the occasional off-handed joke about them being Jewish but extremely non-observant.
Like in an episode all about having the perfect Christmas Adam went "wait aren't we-" and the dad interrupts with "ehhhh."

>>81516444
>>81503076
Game of Thrones is already doing human/dragon romance.

>>81524202
They are but outside of holiday episodes it's not relevant to their daily lives.

This shit will get cancelled before you even realized it was airing.

>>81524412
Don't think I've seen the episode.

If they're non-practicing Jews that celebrate Christmas and that's the only time them being Jewish is referenced then ((())) isn't really valid.

I like it. It's a genuinely funny show, full of 80s nostalgia and has plenty of sentimentality which I like in sitcoms.

Also, was anyone else surprised that Barry is the fat kid from Drillbit Taylor? I genuinely didn't recognise him.

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>RIGHT AFTER THE GOLDBUERGS

Lol wtf is this show
>it's a morty cleans our his bank account episode
>it's a field trip to holocaust museum episode

>>81523972
Facebook and Youtube are what killed internet culture, not reddit, and both are finally dying.

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>>81524477
It's shit.

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Do you miss us, humans?

>>81521874
Yeah they are, the mom uses jewish terms and she is full on stereotypical jewish helicopter mom. Murray is a stereotypical penny pincher. But in general they aren't practicing jews by any means.

>>81524202
It's alright. The casting is all solid, the older boy and the father are spot on casting, I could totally believe they were father and son (their banter is the best part of the show too). The daughter is hot as fuck, George Segal is great as the laid back grandpa, and the mother is great at being an annoying obsessive control freak. The main kid is maybe the weakest cast, and he's still a decent actor. It's a little procedural, and the 80s nostalgia gimmick is a bad crutch sometimes, but it's a solid family sitcom (mainly because the banter between the father and the two oldest kids).

>>81507119
ABC is the best sitcom producer of the big three, now that NBC lost it's Office/Parks/Community block. A few years back when ABC wednesday nights were The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, and The Neighbors, was the best sitcom block since 90s NBC.

>>81496905
Top-tier way to shill a show, completely misrepresent it to get false internet outrage. In any case the pilot was better than the promos, but I don't have much hope for that show, Jenna Elfman was carrying that shit; and while the voice and design of Mary was cute, the concept isn't that appealing.

Although it's hard to say, the previews and the pilot for The Neighbors was god awful, and even the second and third episodes were rough, but that show turned out to be quite the surprising gem.

>>81524616
And the Goldbergs aren't even Jewish, do you watch the show?

>>81524202
Robotech episode when?

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>want to discuss the qt shortstack muppet
>thread is JEWS REEEE JEWS

I hate you /tv/

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>only one piece of Mary 34

>>81496905
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>81524202
I unironically enjoy Modern Family, The Goldbergs and Blackish.

>>81524202
I like it. Pretty comfy show. Surprisingly still funny.

Also the mom's leggings slay me.

>>81525763
I like Blackish alright at times, but Anthony Anderson's character can be insufferably annoying. They might be making fun of his character; having a perpetual chip on his shoulder and always acting like he is ten seconds away from being systematically oppressed. The teenage daughter is hot as fuck (usually one universal thing about all sitcoms, is the teenage daughter will atleast be hot), Laurence Fishburne is a great foil to Anderson's neurotic character, and the wife is a good ballast.

>>81525920
>Yara Shahidi will never point and laugh at your LWC. ;_;

Why do I get out of bed in the morning?

>jenna elfman
holy fuck where has she been? always thought she was kinda cute

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>>81526089
>look her up
>born: 2000
>tfw I could've been drafted into war when she was born

>>81496905
>she just likes snuggles

autistic clickbait OP trying to get (You)s out of non-issue

>>81507102
How did no one follow up on this?
Guess this is a cunnyfag free thread.

>>81526216
You still could.

>>81498128
Howling

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>>81524098
>4chan hasn't made anything in nearly a decade.

Bullshit.

>>81521928

You're a heretic

>>81525116
I actually enjoyed The Neighbors but it's been years since I watched it. I remember it started to become more regular for them to go into their true form and that got a little irritating.

Where can i watch this horseshit

>>81496905
i like where this is going

>>81527008
It should be on ABC right now if you're in Mountain or Pacific time. Any CGI ewok lesbianism is a complete fabrication though.

>>81526922
I don't remember them going alien much in the later episodes, I think it was too much budget issue for the CGI and it didn't do any good for the show (as the actors of the alien family were what sold the show anyway).

>>81497997
I remember that movie.

>>81497997
RIPIP Rick

;_;