Luke Skywalker

because he wanted to suck han's dick after leia sister-zoned him and no other woman existed in the galaxy, obviously.

>>81492971
whats wrong with being happy?

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He wanted to fuck his sister, if that's not proof he is straight, I don't know what it is.

Also Disney canon is inferior and not real canon, in the actual canon he marries Mara Jade.

>>81492971
I mean, he didn't even want to fuck his own sister

>>81493246
>>81493312
>sister
So you missed the scene where she unveiled her feminine penis?

>>81493132
Luke is a virgin. He's probably not even interested in sex after Empire.

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>>81492971
Because the first time he asked for direction, Lucas told him to "play'em like a whiny faggot."

>>81492971

Geeze he really ended up with a weird face after his accident.

Hamill catering to the muh diversity crowd

It gets the sexual deviants off his back.
Plus he has to appear "progressive" for the Disney Corporation's agenda.

>>81492971
just now noticing luke's a fag?

>>81492971
Hamil has been indoctrinated by the cultural marxism that afflicts all of hollywood.

>>81492971
He put his torpedo into an exhaust port.

>>81493512
It gave him needed character. He was just a vanilla pretty boy before. His scars gave him a more rugged look that helped ESB and ROTJ.

>>81493246
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>81493246
>real canon

I always thought of him like a sexless young monk.

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>>81496092
It's all canon. All of it.