Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Computer...

>>81491343
20 Borg are about to walk through that door I need you to distract them.

>>81491343

Is there a more boring Star Trek show than Voyager?

>>81491343
Did you know the EMH buttfucked Bill Nye the Science Guy?

>>81491343
>Neelix's Spunkaroot Stew gave me a case of the Balactrian Shits!

>it's a janeway objectifies the doctor because muh holograms aren't real people episode

I'm waiting for the commander to be asked about his sexual organs

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>>81491343
Hologram, I am afflicted with feelings of lust toward a nation-wrecking bajoran. What can you prescribe?

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>Computer, create 5 million bees.
>Disable safety protocols and begin program.

>>81492204
Funny
>>81492033
Not funny
>>81491684
>>81491751
Really not funny

>>81493370
Got any tips so I can improve?

>>81491720
YES.
>he doesn't know about...

>>81493473
We're all just miserable cunts shooting blanks, whoring ourselves for (You)s.

Just keep at.

>>81492204
This was funny.

>>81493646
I got yours sucka

Doctor, the captain is mentally ill and wants us to travel for 70 years to get home. Instead of setting a time delay photon torpedo and using the alien device to instantly teleport us back to the Alpha Quadrant.

>>81492204
>>81493660
It really is for some reason. It's so dumb, yet somehow I can't help but smile when I read it.

>>81492204
>not going for the 6 million.

>>81491343
Well Doctor, I have severe holo addiction and I'm in love with a hologram.

>>81493796
That wouldn't have been funny.

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>>81492204
>Computer. create a simulation of the Marvel comic book character known as The Incredible Hulk
>Calculate the character's weight
>Generate the number of bees required to to reach the same weight
>Link the Hulk's weight as being proportionately linked to the number of bees generated
>Disable safety protocols

>>81494887
>Computer. create a simulation of the Marvel comic book character known as The Incredible Hulk
>yes
>make us know each other
>make us friends from work
>...
>keep safety protocols engaged, please

>>81494887
OH GOD WHY DO I KNOW WHAT THIS IS FROM?

>>81495043
That's a picture from Star Trek, you dummy. Everybody here knows what it's from.

>>81491684
>>81493370

"I'm a doctor, not a doorstop"

if you didn't love that cameo you arn't a trekkie

>>81495224
Oh, I got the reference, and yes, the scene was very humorous. It's anon's post (>>81491684) which was not funny.

>>81491343
Just finished the last episode. Feel underwhelmed.

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>>81492033
Hmmmm.
I'm detecting elevated levels of retardation in your cerebellum.
I prescribe 40 years of occupation. That should sort out the problem.

>>81493370
Autism.

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>>81495384
>I prescribe 40 years of occupation. That should sort out the problem.
My sides have jumped to warp

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>>81495384

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>>81495506

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>>81495475

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>>81495326
weird, i just finished my second run-thru today of Voyager.

wtf was up with that ending. It was like they did the last half during the first half, then made the last 5minutes as rushed and anti-climactic as possible

only the enterprise ending can trump it in awfulness

>>81491343
Doctor, make me a woman.

>>81496290
You like Enterprise.

>>81496309
was that a prediction or ..?

>>81496290

I loved enterprise ending

>Riker was a better character than anyone on that show

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>>81495384
>>81495506
>>81495528

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>>81496297
>Ensign, you're mentally ill!
>40 cc's anoprovaline, the patient's going into transition
>10 millijoules of polytest, WHY WON'T YOU STAY A MAN!

>>81491343
You think they can fix broken hearts?

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>>81496670
>I loved enterprise ending

>>81495384
>40 years
Was that it? I thought it was like 80 years.

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>>81496769
>But major, how could the occupation have lasted so long.. when there WAS no occupation?!

>>81491720
S1 Enterprise

>>81496740
name a better way to suddenly end that show

>>81496977
emerging from the television screen and killing the viewer

>>81491720
VOY is the most binge watchable series by far

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>it's a "seemingly friendly/inviting alien turns out to not have the best intentions and tries to destroy voyager" episode

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As great as the bodysuit was, Science Officer Seven was the best.

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>>81497034
>it's a malfunctioning holo-deck episode

the worst

>T'Pol episode
>it's about her losing control of her emotions
>every fucking time

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>>81497210
>implying

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he just wanted to get janeway assimilated and only got himself assimilated in the process

;__;

>>81497264
voyagers were all terrible, there is no denying this.

>>81497294
True, except Bride of Chaotica

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>>81495506
>>81495528

>>81497210
Are you sure you even like the show, anon?

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I'm rewatching Star Trek for the first time since the scant viewings of my childhood.
I have TOS and ENT left. Which should I save for last?
I thought TNG and DS9 were really great, while VOY was so bad I had to rewatch next gen and deep space 9 just to wash the bad taste out of my mouth.

>>81497382
skip them both and just start babylon 5. first season will be weird at times

>>81497276
reminder the message he decoded they unethically shocked an innocent alien to get.

reminder voyager ended up destroying their entire relay network later on.

reminder borg are evil by almost everyone elses definition.

>>81497313
That one was wonderful because the safety protocols actually stayed ON for once.

>>81497431
Reminder that you like Enterprise

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>>81497034
>>81497210
>It's a voyager runs into a nebula or space anomaly or some shit that makes the ship not work and they have to fix it or something episode

>>81497431

There are no innocent hirogen, they are space nazis

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>>81497639
>it's a "get us out of here" *immediately hit by attack* "warp-drive is offline" episode

>>81497676
I play PUBG and roleplay as a hirogen and hunt down my prey. It's pretty fun tbqh

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>>81497676
reminder janeway turned them into space nazis by exposing them to 24th century revisionist history.

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>>81497706
I hate how after the first couple hirogen episodes the constuming department got lazy or something and stopped giving them their cool armor and rebreathers.

>>81491343
Seven assimilated my dick

>>81492204
I laughed

>>81497244

i didn't mind this meme

she was the first vulcan to live and work among humans

she also got mind raped by that cultist feeling vulcan and got a psychic std..

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>>81497382
Did the Admiral know Scotty?

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what the hell was her problem?

I wonder if any trek nerd has bothered to make a chart of how many episodes are solved by what means.

cause I bet that pie chart breaks down into a couple of tiny slices like 'diplomacy' or 'tricky maneuvar' and a giant fucking pacman of
>set the deflector dish to generate whateverthefuck particles that just solve everything

>>81498271
>if we re-modulate the deflector array to create an anti-interferometric pulse, it will be enough to get us through this subspace anomaly with a time differential.

>>81498382
Not funny

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>>81498382
Like putting too much air in a balloon!

>>81498407
ur not funny

rekt idiot

>>81498149
She and Dukat both wanted respek and admiration and then some nigger prophet got in the way.

>>81498271
>>81498382
>ostensibly for deflecting debris around the ship so it doesn't get shredded at warp
>ends up being the most versatile and powerful piece of technology ever to exist

i wonder if the guy who invented the deflector dish is pissed it's not called a Ted array or whatever when fucking jeffery somehow got his name permanently attached to the concept of an access tube

>>81498407
may not be funny but that's pretty much any time they use the fucking thing. at least when they're not using it as a straight up weapon.

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>>81497429
Fucking this x1000. B5 season 1 has kind of an awkward touch (esp. the first few episodes) but as the main arc progresses it gets absolutely brilliant. Along with the last seasons of TNG and whole DS9 it really keeps delivering. I really miss 90s scifi, it truly was a golden age...

Only The Expanse keeps me alive these days, damn.

I accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle

>>81497781
It is weird, you't think it would be easier on the makeup department which takes longer and can't be re-used.

>>81498149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faeEnoYcT7w

>>81498960
it's probably the usual
>but you can't see them emote
thing that causes all space helmets to require internal lights shining on the wearer's face