This actually happened.

It's so crazy it just might work!

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>>81491075
>mfw Bono, ISIS and Schumer all have the same bos

Good idea
Send all the other undesirables too

>>81491075
>To Send Amy Schumer

Where do I fucking sign? This man is a genius.

>>81491075
He isn't even American, why is he speaking in front of what I assume is our congress

>>81491134
This

And Seth Rogen

>>81491075
I thought he would have changed his style already but the post Pop shit really stuck

enough already

Yes please. I'd then love to read Bono, and Schumer have died. It'd suck for Chris though it seemed like would just gotten caught up in Bono's stupid idea.

>>81491075
I'm pretty sure this a plot to an Albert Brooks movie.

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>>81491075

>Tfw you learn of Bono's plan to take over the comedy world after conquering the music industry by taking out his biggest threats first

biddy

These men are pawns!

>>81491075
why do celebs think we need them to lead us?

>>81491194
Yeah holy shit he's just some fuckhead liberal. It's like the kids who try to fight their traffic tickets and make YouTube videos of it.

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>bono is still alive
woah

>>81491075
I 100% support this

>>81491651
they're attention-seeking narcissists?

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>>81491075
In all seriousness, people don't even like Amy Schumer here, so why the fuck would a bunch of radical muslims like her?

Post yfw it works and ISIS becomes an extremist Amy Schumer mob.

>>81491667
>told shity comedians to go deal with ISIS because they bitch about them so much
>hes a liberal
?????

>>81491651
>>81491765
>why do celebs think we need them to lead us?
why do you think 'celebrities' act on their own volition?

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Why does the Dutch rock star Bono think people care about his opinions? He needs to fix things in the Netherlands first before poking his nose into other people's business.

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>>81491075
>if you laugh at them it takes away their power

>>81491124
((((?)))))

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>>81491075

>>81491075
fucking bonobos

wheres the fucking shirts

>>81491134

this

bono wants schumer dead, what an icon

>>81491134
They dont eat or touch pigs

>>81492023
of course

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>We are going to convey my top generals and give them a simple instruction They will have 30 days to submit to the Oval Office a plan for soundly and quickly defeating ISIS. We have no choice.

This actually happened.

>>81491825
Profit.

You have>>81491831
to go back.

>>81491250
and seth macfarlane

If they shoot at you it takes away your life
#deepthoughts

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>>81491075
>Amy Schumer has to destroy an ISIS child on twitter because he was about to give her squad a thumbs down.

>>81491075
"How Bono saved comedy"

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>Bongo

>>81492373
go back to where?La La land?

Amy Schumer would be the most successful soldier in the fight against ISIS because she's a pig.

>>81491765
hmmmm

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>>81492552
>/tv/, living in fucking la la land

>>81492040
Why did this bean bag chair with a wig change the Netflix ratings?

>>81492633
/tv/ is a bluepilled board, they're not ready for the blackpill.

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>amy schumer does show in syria
>ISIS give it 1 star reviews
>we bomb them

>>81491773
I don't know but there can only be funny results either way.
>Amy comes out not in a hijab.
"By Allah's holy name stone this whore."
>Amy comes out in a hijab and starts doing her normal routine about her being a whore or talking about her vagina.
"By Allah's holy name stone this whore."

>>81491075
that would be fantastic

send bono too

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>>81491075
If you laugh at your enemies they win

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I would lose my mind if Amy Schumer did an anti-ISIS special and they responded not with violence but by collectively roasting her in their videos and on Arab social media for how fat and unfunny she is.

>>81491075
>Amy Shekleberg

>DUDE I GOT SAND IN MY VAGINA

>>81491891
>Dutch

>>81492268
heyo

spider-man: turn off the dark was the work of an unbalanced mind

>>81492781
> Syria declared a safe space

>>81491514
does anyone still care about borat?

>>81492891
If Isis became like black comics it'd be hilarious

"THIS FAT JEW WHORE THINKS WE WANT HER APPROVAL! 'LISTEN TO MY FAT WORDS AMID SPIT CUM, AHMED'. BITCH YOURE NOT HARAM BC UR A WHORE JEW, YOU HARAAM BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG!"

>>81492891
>Allah forgive me but even an Albanian is funnier than this western sow

>>81492896
eh, it goes everywhere after all...

>>81491075
>Sending Amy Schumer

pig is haram you irish fuck

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>>81492552
>>81492633
That was a great movie, honestly.

>>81492658
Most stand-up on Netflix has a one star rating for good reasons, but it's different for her because she's a famous woman
It's 2017 you shitlord how do you not understand that you cannot treat women that way

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>>81493862
she got so many one star ratings Netflix switched to thumbs up or thumbs down
> tfw my first order of business was to give her a thumbs down

>>81492280
He will though

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SHUTUP!

HE'S A SANDNIGGER

HE'S A SANDNIGGER

>Send everyone except me.

>>81492781
>amy schumer does show in syria
>She bombs

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>>81491075
HOW DID WE BECOME THIS?

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>>81491321
I'd love for nothing more than to see that race-baiting nigger become a bullet-riddled corpse.

>>81497494
>getting triggered by comedians
I hate this generation

>>81491075
They'll probably get killed

>>81497577
nigger detected

>>81497594
Nope, just tired of snowflakes getting mad when comedians say stuff, whether it's right or left.

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>>81491578
My man!!!

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>>81492268
Please. That is an insult to pigs.

>>81492191
wtf I love Bono now!

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>>81497664

Frank Oz singing as miss Piggy is kind of creepy.

>>81497815
Forgot the youtube clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylcDVDFj8Vg

>>81491075
HOLY FUCK BONO IS A GENIUS


LETS DO THUS GUYS

>>81497627
okay nigger

>>81491075
okay hold up let him speak

>>81491075
Why are scenes from team America showing up in real life?

>>81491075
>Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Now Donald Drum-
>*gunshot*
Make it happen.

>>81491075
I fucking hate rich liberals.

Can we just drop these stupid fuckers into the middle of Pakistan or Syria then?

>>81497627
why do you stupid niggers try and take words back? you're the snowflake. it's hilarious that it makes you butthurt when someone calls you that

>>81498857
Hey more memes snowflake, you're not showing your power level enough.

>>81499798

it doesn't have the same oopmh when libtards do it

>>81491075
http://pitchfork.com/news/64764-bono-tells-us-senate-to-send-amy-schumer-sacha-baron-cohen-chris-rock-after-isis/

>>81491075
Send Trevor Noah too.