Red Letter Media

>Reddit Cuck Memeia

kys retard

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>>81489862
im gonna come get you and bring you to justice you fucking bastards!

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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>posting in a literal shill thread

>>81490165
While your comment is too wordy, you are essentially correct.

Boomers are worse as they are actively sabotaging future generations for relatively small benefits but I've always hated Gen-X more since their lives are based entirely around hedonism, their identities based around frivolous pop culture and phony individualism.

They live their lives for nothing, no allegiance to anything but their emotions and their appetites and participated in the destruction of western civilization by being apathetic to nothing but their craving for cheap sex, drugs and booze.

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>>81490165
>>81490691
>they hated the star wars prequel trilogy so i hate them and they're a blight on society

What did they mean by this?

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Hey I like RLM

>RIch makes surface level observations and acts like some sort of video game prophet.

Pre rec was a mistake.

>>81490165
doubt you'd ever created anything interesting or profitable in your life.

KILL
YOUR
SELF

>>81489862
>AIDSmoby
no thanks

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>>81490931
Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

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post rare wizards

>>81491329
not that poster but this was the most extra thing ive ever fucking read. How long has it been since u left the basement?

>>81491199
I actually love Aidsmoby its that fat fuck with the beard i cant stand.

>>81490165
Yeah but at the same time a lot of their videos are genuinely more entertaining than many films I watch. So while they suck at making actual movies, they're pretty good at making things you can watch.

>>81490931
>>81491896
don't listen to that big meanie, Jay! snuggle up to Mike and suckle his teat and you'll feel a lot better.

>>81492278
Mike has the saddest tits

>>81492021
watch more (better) movies