he's kino, right? End of Watch, Prisoners, Southpaw, Nightcrawler,

He was also spiderman right?

>>81489213
Don't forget
>zodiac
>enemy
>nocturnal animals

Jake will be remembered as the top actor of this generation.

>>81489213

How can this apex of human manliness that I would totally suck his cock (no homo) have a sister that's basically a fucking grandma that looks horrible and might knit you nice sweater-tier in terms of genetics?

It's so sad.

How could you forget Zodiac?

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By falling for the Jake Gyllenhaal meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Nocturnal Animals/Nightcrawler are a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.

It is all fraud, a manipulation. Jake Gyllenhaal is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.

Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy, Pratt, Isaac. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.

Gyllenhaal is lying to you with his very existence.

Nah he just picks really good scripts to work on.

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>>81491145

>>81489213
>goat hairline
>blue eyes, black hair
>goat jawline
>10/10 beard pattern
>only picks kino scripts

Is Jake literally perfect? Who would win in a bare-knuckle fight, he or Goose?

>>81491484
It'd be a tie. Jake would be unhinged in a fight, no restraint. Ryan is nicer, he'd be more restrained, but he also has the autistic retard strength.

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>mfw no one ever mentions Demolition

I liked it.

>>81489213
Brokeback Mountain

>>81489213
He's gay tho

>prince of persia

This automatically cancels out every good movie he's made.

>>81490168
lol

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>>81489213
He got to fuck Swift. I'm jelly as fuck.

>>81490588

IMO Hardy is slightly better.

>>81491484
Chuck Norris XD

>>81489213
The one with the fag cowboys was kino too

He has a mouth like a cat

>>81489213
I want to suck this guy's cock desu.

Wish he'd let me..

>>81489213
>5'11"
Almost buddy

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>>81495239
You forgot to say n-no homo.

>>81490588
He's a top? How do you know?

>>81491085
That's the way it seems to go. Family genes are geared towards making one sex attractive and then the other one ends up looking weird.

>>81495169
When I fuck Jake, does this mean I also fucked Swift?

>>81489213
His face is kino.

I agree with you, he has way more good works than bad ones.

>>81489213
Thoughts on source-code?

Thoughts on donnie darko?

>>81489213
I'm sad there's no gay porn star that looks identical to him.
Don't know about hetero porn, haven't bothered with that in years.

>>81495617
Source Code should've ended on the kiss

the happy ending while nice for redditors and soccer moms opens too many questions about the previous attempts at going back, multiple universes, time travel etc.

Donnie Darko to me is on the same level as Drive when it comes to matching music to the mood of the movie at the start. Soundtrackino.