*burps*

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>>81486598
*queefs violently*

>>81486598
nudes when?

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>offers you a drink

Her stand up really wasn't that bad. Certainly not 1 star worthy.

>>81486598
>>81486654

this thread is going places, unlike any of Amy's bodily eruptions, which will be tightly confined by all that special leather

>when anon thinks anon wouldn't think she was 9/10 if she were in porn rather than comedy

Chapelle's special was so good

>>81486598
Friend and I actually watched this, figuring it couldn't be quite as bad as /tv/ said it was.

>Holy fuck, not even memeing, it was just "My vagina is soooooo gross hey one time this guy came on my tits because my vagina was too smelly lol, btw, did I mention how my vagina is basically just a burlap sack at this point? Lol guys but sriously we have to stop gun violence. Its a shame how anyone can get a gun these days, a lot like my vagina. Have I mentioned how sweaty it is right now?

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>>81486598
*Barnyard smells intensify*

>>81486654
Jesus

What's her endgame?

MY VAGINA STINKS! HAHAHAHAHA!

>>81486654
this pic is funnier than her show

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>>81486654
>Oink oink oink where da pigs at

>>81486739
You can't possibly believe this

>>81486739
American anons, everyone

>>81486598
ughhh, look at her nasty cylinder body

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K I N O
I
N
O

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>>81488906

>>81486820
conditioning out the concept of shame from women. same thing lena dunham was used for

lmfao jesus christ, who told this bitch it was a good idea to wear skintight leather?
fucking hell, this cunt is absolutely atrocious

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>>81488906

>>81486723
Landwhale roastie detected.

>>81488974
>>81488954
please at least try and think

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>>81486598
Daily reminder that she was dropped from the bud light commercials after they actually lowered sales
>they're still trying to make her a thing

>>81488974
Hollywood's not real anon

>>81486778
>>81486654
>>81486598

Her ass and cunt probably got so sweaty in that.

>>81489042
They're not wrong, you know...

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>>81488906
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I've never been more ashamed to live in this country

>>81489054
all a work

done on purpose


as real as that stupid pepsi commercial getting pulled

>>81486654
Send that shit to her twitter

>>81489101
Sorry.

I meant: >>81488974
should read: >>81488954

>>81489054
The snapchat app that has the Comedy Central widget in it keeps pushing her shit like crazy.

The entire app itself with the (((news))) apps is literal cancer itself.

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>only has a career because her dad is a rich as fuck senator
>gets her big break by making fun of ryan dunn's death to his best friend's face literally within weeks of his death
>becomes best friends with Jennifer "I'm so quirky lol XD *eats whole pizza*" Lawrence
>gets outed for stealing jokes and never even apologises and carries on doing it
>adopts the feminist movement purely to respond to people who criticise her
>has never been in anything remotely funny
>seriously thought she'd make a decent barbie
>genuinely thinks she's attractive and gets triggered at the prospect of being called overweight (pic related)
Has there ever been a more disgusting celebrity that they've tried to force down our throats?

>>81489105

Go to a local comedy show, there are decent up and comers I bet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCFgja50dos

>>81489216
>>only has a career because her dad is a rich as fuck senator

Chuck Schumer is her cousin.

It's more likely that they both come from rich family who is able to push them into Hollywood and politics.

>>81489216
anon

>>81489075
and
>>81488954


it wasn't meant to be good retards.

baka

>>81489280
Uncle.

and like other dude said, Hollywood isn't real. How bluepilled is this board? Jesus.

>>81489216
>i go between 6 and 8

Why do you lie?

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>>81488906

>>81489216
don't forget about the guy she raped in college

When I see her I can only think "this is what pam from archer is in real life."
Anybody else get that?

>>81489505
Pam is funny though

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>>81489496
No, that's wrong. She was raped and never raped anyone.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amy-schumer-says-her-first-sexual-experience-was-not-consensual_us_57867ce9e4b03fc3ee4ee418

>>81486768
Are you quoting yourself?

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>>81488906
>All my holes

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>>81486654
>>81486778
>>81488297

https://clyp.it/olhgrlbd

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>>81489216
The fact that she's upset at being grouped in with Ashley Graham's fine ass is enraging. Also, for a stand-up comic who makes living saying shit that most people would consider to be offensive, she sure gets offended often.

>>81489631
bro
>>81489075

>>81489631
thicc

>>81488906
top quality humor

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>>81488906

WOMYN ARE KINO

GET OVER IT

>>81486598
STOP.

Post links with some of her material. I've seen maximum 1 minute of it. I wanna see the worst or best of it.

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>>81486598

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>>81489996

>>81489631
i need her sweet pusy

>>81486654
She looks like a burn victim

>>81488688
>>81488846
she looks kinda like that pornstar whose parents manage her all throughout her career and go watch her get fucked on cam and shit

>>81486654
this creeped me out

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>>81488906

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>>81488297

>>81489216
((they've))

>>81490183
>that pit sweat that drops from her elbow
Actually got me close to gagging, can't imagine the stench.

>>81491282
Nice catch!

>>81490143
s-sauce?

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*oinks*

>>81488906
>>81486778
>>81486654
>>81486598
>>81489961
>this is not funny

Meanwhile on /tv/:
>BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP *sniffs*

>>81489631
can you even satisfy a chick like this if you don't have an 8"x6", brehs?

>>81492557
you mean fat chicks? who cares, they can take what they get. also yes, you just have to be more picky what positions you use i think. i remember fucking this porker doggy style and i could only get about 2/3's of the way in.

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>>81492557
She is strictly for BBC only. 9" with Red Bull can girth is mandatory. This is her husband

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>>81488906

>>81491282
Fucking Christ

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>>81491474

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>>81486654
HAHA

>>81491282
i don't see it

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>>81489576
>We're supposed to believe that Amy Schumer, one of the biggest turbowhores on the planet, had her first sexual experience in college

>>81486820
Continue down the rabbit hole of victimhood by pushing the boundaries of how terrible you can be and still have idiots defend you because you have a vagina. In the end she will make a lot of money while having no talent.

Is it weird that I want to fuck her? I'm gay btw.

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>>81488906

Is this real?

>>81491474
>implying people actually laugh at BRAAAAAAP posts

When you first come upon it you may give a chuckle. Then they just become part of the scenery.

I actually watched it the other day and it's not that bad. I mean, my expectations were rock bottom so that helped, but it did make me feel like she is not deserving of the target we placed on her.

I don't know, I've had a little too much wine maybe, but she's a human being like any of us, what is the actual problem? I'll tell you, it lies with you, friend.

>>81494605
I've literally never even smiled at a brap post. It's the definition of shitposting. It should be instantly banned.

>>81494147
>fat white chick with black guy

wow call the press

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>>81488906

>>81494752
wait, was brap supposed to be funny? I always thought it was just to be annoying like a lot of shit people post around here.

>>81490202

based pusyposter

>>81491474
>/tv/ pretends to be disgusting, degenerate pervert losers because they think it's funny
>Amy Schumer brags about being a disgusting, degenerate pervert loser because she think's it's cool and empowering to women

Amy Schumer is not Louis CK. She wishes. Louis makes fun of himself because he genuinely believes there's something wrong with his lifestyle. It's self criticism. Amy Schumer in no way actually believes there's anything wrong with what she's promoting. Behind the appearance of self-effacing humor which she's only mimicking from other comedians, what she's actually doing is bragging. She's self righteous. And it comes through. It makes her awkward, and not funny.

>>81486723
stolen jokes

>>81486750
No

Relevant:
"Why women aren't funny" by Christopher Hitchens
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

Amy Schumer is the female Donald Trump
>Only famous because of her rich daddy
>Fat, loud and obnoxious
>Has legions of moronic fans that love her no matter what she says
>Her fans have memes and buzzwords like "body-shaming" and "mysoginy" to use against legitimate criticism
>Meanwhile, every rational person sees through her bullshit and makes fun of her

DUDE MY CUNT STINKS SOOOOOOOOOO BAD LMAO

CUM

>>81491474
(You)

Lmao! If a guy said this it wouldn't be that funny. But because society doesn't typically see women as crude, or rather views apologetically releasing gas as something more typical of men, when she says it it's actually so fucking quirky, because women being unlady like is F U C K I N G H I L A R I O U S!

Holy shit! Amy Schumer is a genius! Women are so fucking hilarious. I love women!

>>81496014
honestly though its still barely a notch worse than louis cks shit and he gets paraded around here all the time

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>>81489216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

How did she get away with it? Look at Steve-O's eyes. JUST

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>>81494810
I didn't get it at first either, now i giggle like a fucking retard every time i see it

>>81494429
Watch her right elbow the entire time, if it's possible to ignore the "comedy" that is.