/Life of Kylie/

>>81484504
not a kardashian
and not even the best sister

i hope we see kendall being her slutty pusy slave!

>>81484504
no one gives a fuck

8am: selfie in bed
9am: selfie with breakfast
10am: selfie with clothes
11am: selfie with car
12pm: selfie with rapper
1pm: selfie with self

And so on

>>81484721
2pm pusy lickings by pusy slave

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>kylie
>best
lol

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good we don't have nearly enough tv shows about white women getting blacked

lel what the fuck is this face? kill it with fire

>>81485713
I really liked Whirpool's fridge lineup from that year.

>>81485764
yeah, it's repulsive isn't it? it's like some nigger botox gonzo porn idea of "attractive"

>>81485713
who's toes would you suck on first?

>>81485617
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

What do?

>>81484504
Will we have regular generals on /tv/? Down for it tbqh

>>81485737
she's repulsive, but dose thighs tho.

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>>81484504

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>>81485862
yes
and gorgeous girls (not this case) do this procedure fucking their natural beauty

>>81485897
gross dude

>>81485676
She used to be pure

PURE

>>81486314
I just don't understand why this social meme still circulates among women in Southern California that Botox ever, EVER looks good.

It's like nobody among them has the guts to tell them how terrible they look so they all feed each others' delusion.

I guess the thing is, the people who use Botox are always SUCH materialistic, selfish people obsessed with their looks that it's kind of poetic justice... the people most obsessed with looks end up looking like deranged, rubber clown-lions.

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>>81485713
You watch your little girls turn to whores while your wife fucks niggers and you end up going so mad you get your dick cut off.

>>81484721
3pm ride the BBC while tweeting

>>81485713
what happened?

>>81484504
kill yourself phaggot

>>81486752
Damn, he's like the personification of impotent Western society.

It's like the Wounded King or Fisher King archetype of Grail Legend:

>Versions of his story vary widely, but he is always wounded in the legs or groin and incapable of moving on his own. In the Fisher King legends, he becomes impotent and unable to perform his task himself, and he also becomes unable to father or support a next generation to carry on after his death. His kingdom suffers as he does, his impotence affecting the fertility of the land and reducing it to a barren wasteland.

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How did the Kardashians end up being the Royal family of America?

People even pretend they're the epitome of beauty and shit and women all over US are trying to imitate their style and everything.

14 year old girls be like
>I want to be a hyperthot model with a black rapper/athlete bf

>>81487634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisher_King

Incredibly accurate metaphor for our own time.

>>81487666
Very telling about our society where it's "royalty" are famous for materialism, porn leaks, and fucking niggers (as opposed to at least even your quality black men, but rather your Ray J's)

>>81487666
They got their fame because daddy defended OJ and some Jew producer saw potential in making a reality show based around their lives because of how fucked their family is.

And then boom.

>>81485676
>you will never be so rich that your family pays for you to get extensive surgery to be hot

>>81484504
>that mustache

>>81485609
Based Pusyposter.

>>81487666
Ikr, I'm not american, but from what I've gathered.

Being "thicc" and having a big ass, tanning and copying Kardashian's style is a must. They're like fucking idols to the twittertards social media people under 30 etc.

>>81487771
is there anything Jews can't do?

>>81487771
pretty sure Kris jenner (the mom) is behind their huge rise to fame, she saw the opportunity when Kim's sex tape leaked and took it, forced the younger 2 daughters to go into modelling as soon as they turned 18 so they could continue the empire when the older girls decide to quit

pretty smart desu

>>81484504
What is the shit show about even?

>>81485676
UNJUST
jk, all women are beautiful, don't let any man tell you otherwise

>>81487832
Truly enjoy sex the way its meant to be.

>>81487833
I wouldn't give her that much credit for "smarts", it's just opportunism. She saw a chance to exploit the crassest, most sleazy way to expand her family's visibility and took it, and look at the toll it took, what they've degraded into.

>>81487888
trips confirm, cutfags btfo

>>81487832
Respect the morality and customs of the country in which they reside?

>>81487833
Kendall's been 'modelling' a lot longer than since she turned 18. Do you even Paedowood?

No one knows who this is

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>>81487854
Nothing.

It's just camera people following Kardashian's interspliced with photage LA/Miami/NYC traffic (and establishing shots of stores and restaurants and shit (roughly 20% of total airtime).

There was 1 good character who was funny and insightful, it was the husband to one of the sisters. He was an alcoholic, but the only one with self-distance.

i want to fuck the fat one

>>81487984

Based Scott

>It's a Khloe has never seen an uncircumcised or white man's penis before episode

>>81487910
>tfw im actually cut but because of medical at a young age

kinda sucks desu. least it wasnt jews that did it

>>81486853
the best plastic surgery money can buy

>>81487984
Redpill me on Scott. He somehow strikes me as both alpha and a total loser.

>>81487984
Lamar Odom?

I love when cute-plain girls bimbo up. Kylie and McKayla Maroney are my top two bimbos right now. A+ bimboifications.

>>81484504
>people find this attractive

>>81488110
He's very attractive, but then you hear his voice and see his mannerisms.

>>81488110
hes jewish

>>81488197
Do jews get along with Armenians? I can't keep up with who hates who in that part of the world.

>>81488110
He's a bit of both.

He really is an alcoholic/substance abuser. I don't think he has a "real" job that made him alot of money, but I dunno.

He seems like a legit fun dude, but alot his status is probably posing.

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>>81485676
Not even the best Kylie.

>>81485713
What a terrible waste.

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A$AP Rocky is probably smashing this as i'm posting this now, lucky bastard.

>>81488459
He looks so fucking stupid like that.

>>81484504
retarded shit like this is why Trump is president

>>81488459
Well, he seems like a relatively better person than most of the other guys these girls hook up with. Who cares. And for that matter, who cares who they fuck with at all. It's their problem.

>>81488169
I'm completely the opposite. I love cute-plain. Bimbo is never a good look, ever.

Always go for more natural cute.

>>81488242
Scott doesn't really "work" in the traditional sense, he just uses his connections with the Kardashians to invest in things like luxury car dealerships and real estate

He is pretty well known in the high end car community, but other than that he doesn't do much besides cash checks from E! for being a mainstay on the show and doing appearances

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>>81484504

Who the fuck are these people? What the fuck are they known for? Why do people care about them? Why do I have to see news articles about every single thing they do even though I don't even live on the same continent as them?

>>81484504
>Best
>Kardashian

Pick one.

>>81487780
looks like she got lots of lip injections, a tan, and grew up a few years

>>81489261
And 4 hours in the makeup chair

>>81484504
lol that moustache & deformed upper lip

her eyebrow goes to the top of her forehead too

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>>81484504
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH bruh... oh no no no no. HahahhahhahahahhHHahahahhHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OOF OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA EHEHEHEH HAHAH

>>81489214
most people in the US feel the same, we just have some people who are obsessed with anyone they put on tv

I thought the cardassians would have gone the way of paris hilton by now

>>81487833
you have it backwards, the shit was all planned and then they released the sex tape as marketing, since no one knew or cared who she was.

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>>81489334

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>>81489239
uh, there actually is an attractive one, fwiw

If I had the power to go back in time I would sell their entire worthless family to the turks and come straight back to the present day.

>>81489405
Who? Can't be pic related.

>>81489513
The world would truly be better without them.

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>>81489334
>>81489334

>>81489405
and her name starts with a K

>>81489405
Kendall seems to be both the most attractive and level-headed from my understanding. And my understanding is limited to who's gotten work done on their bodies since I've never heard any of them speak.

plastic surgery has really fucked her up

>Kylie nudes never
WHY LIVE FAMBOS

>>81489405
Kendall's attractive in that "composite of a thousand female faces" kind of way. She's most attractive by default now, but Kim used to be "slap your mom" gorgeous. Before the surgeries.

>>81489699
>Kendall's attractive in that "composite of a thousand female faces" kind of way.

Hm. Interesting, and kind of apt. I was jerking off to her last night and I did get this weird feeling like I was jerking off to this meta-face. I usually like more weirdness in a girl's face, so I feel like she's a person. Someone like Kendall is very beautiful, but she's almost inaccessible to desire.

Still, there is enough personality and character coming through in her eyes that does it for me. As another anon says, she seems like a chiller person than the others just by looking at her. Something in her expression.

>>81484504
you zoom in and it's like there's ciment instead of skin (except on the mustache)

>>81489699
Kendall is beautiful while most her other sisters feel manufactured

She inherited her dads athletic build which automatically makes her naturally more attractive (tall, skinny but not skeletal)

kardashian cinematic universe when?

>>81485676
>>81487780
>your mother will never invest millions in modifying your face so she can make 12% more money when she's pimping you

>>81484504
I don't care how fake she is, I'd kill a man to eat her ass.

>>81486752
i thought he still had his dick

>>81484504
lmao actually? good for her, the more money she can make off of american stupidity the more she should

More BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP Kardashain posting

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dude surgery lmao

>>81484590
BASED

>>81485713
Naturally uggo's Tbh

>>81487771
The recent The People Vs.OJ Simpson made a couple of real digs at the Kardashians even though they were just kids at the time. Dunno how closely it hews to the real characters of those involved but Robert Kardashian came across as super sympathetic.

>>81484504
her face is so fucking ugly