If the Universal Translator worked on primitive cultures, why

whom says it didn't

It does. Porthos is saying 'Bark bark'; babies are saying 'waaaaahhhhh'

>>81483534
fuck, she's the hottest star trek woman next to jadzia dax

shame about the show itself

>>81483597

She wasn't even the hottest woman in Enterprise

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>>81483731
that duck lipped abomination was trash-tier, but i bet you enjoyed pulling your underage pud to her fake tits and plastic looks.

>>81483534
They should have let her hair down more instead of tying it back. She's sexy as fuck.

>>81483534
I assume creatures need to be at least sapient for the UT to work. Barks, bird calls, and baby cries are methods of communication, but they aren't a language.

>>81483785
>he doesn't remember the Andorian qt

>>81483534
>Porthos

>tfw Porthos was replaced two times during the show and no one fucking noticed

>>81483597
The entire show was just a setup for the most awesome intro ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5QLokGTdyg

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>>81483534
Because Star Trek is not hard-sci

it's muh social studies in space

>>81483785
that's fucking disgusting

>>81483993
Andorian females were hot in this show. There was that tall one and the one that flirted with Reed. I wanted to get pegged by them so badly.

>>81483993
>bird calls
possibly too sophisticated for any human to understand