simpsons jokes you never understood

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
I know you've got it saved, I know you've seen this thread and I know you're just dying to choose the file and hit that post button.
Don't. Fucking. Do. It.
We've all seen it over and over and over and over and over and over and fucking over again. I bet you're thinking 'Oh, I'll be le funny man ebin post XD :P'
Dont
Fucking
Post
It

Sneed?

First non brazilian to travel in time i never got...

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>>81480008

>>81479127
The joke is that women are dumb

>>81480045
Check'em

>>81479806
what is this guy talking about?

>>81480008
If I change the "e"s for an U, will you die?

>>81479127
The joke is that you expect her to have problems with the typical wall to vault over we have seen in many police-military movies but is just a wall with a door.

They subverted the expectation.

>>81479806
The same could be said about any thread on this board

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>>81479806

>>81479806
FORMERLY

>>81479127
>male privalege

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>>81480224
>I think I'm blind

>>81480133
SNEEDS

>>81479806
>>81480297
FUCK & SUCK

>>81479806

>>81480306
? Fuck & Suck? Wait, I'm confused, I don't get it.

>>81480133
>>81480306
I don't get the joke, would someone care to post the reference more plainly?
I do have memory of a sneed relating to the simpsons where I couldn't figure out the joke... is this related?

Milhouses grandma: "dial 9 1, and when I say so dial 1 again"

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>>81479806
still don't get it

>>81480359
>>81480349
>>81480349
fuck off

No one post the image till this thread dies and ill stream my suicide

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>>81479127
I feel like a fucking idiot for only recently getting this one

>>81480417
Anyone that thinks it's "fuck and suck" is wrong.

it wouldn't even be clever, it doesn't fit at all the kind of humor the show had at the time

>>81480136
I honestly did not get this one.

>>81480450
in that case what is the joke meant to be?

>>81480417
I don't get it, is there supposed to be a joke here?
I thought it was just a reference to the weakening economy in which several businesses were closing down and being operated under new management, no?

I only recently got the Atlanta Falcons joke

>>81480477
it's ironic

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>>81480417
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

JUST ONCE, ONCE, IN ONE FUCKING THREAD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE NOT TO TO HAVE THIS FUCKING SHITPOSTED BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO GO AND BE THE FUNNY MAN DIDN'T YOU!?
YOU FUCKING CUNTASAURUS

I HOPE YOUR MOTHER GETS CANCER AND THAT YOU'RE FORCE-FED ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING YOUR TEETH!

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what did he mean by "it"?

>>81480477
is the joke maybe just that someone with a ridiculously well fitting name ended up getting the business?

>>81480419
I just asked, I don't get it bro.

>>81480477
it's ironic like >>81480509
said

The new guy that bought it didn't even want the store to rhyme with his name, it just happened that way

>>81480552
because it's wrong

>>81480534
The times

>>81480528
anon, my mother already had breast cancer and she got better

>>81480586

what do you mean by "the times"?

>>81480509
>>81480537
>>81480556
seems like they should have made the old guy's name something like "boris" to avoid any confusion

>>81480626
Popular culture

>>81480683
i dont follow

>>81480698
stuff and things

>>81480556
>>81480509
>>81480477

So it's like how Armand Hammer came to serve on the board of directors at Arm & Hammer, though the company was around 31 years before he was born.

>>81480534
>>81480698

"It" means fitting with the main societal set of norms. For example, being with "it" used to mean jumping on the SJW "One World One Love" train. But now, "it" is being some whiny moderate that bitches about both the left and right wing on the internet all day, while posting "I'm single and ready to kill myself" memes on social media.

>>81480726
Or how Arsene Wenger came on board to manage Arsenal for the last 20 years
Or when Marc Webb directed spiderman

Interesting. Very clever reference

>>81480528
piece of advice for using 4chan, friendo:

"please dont post X" -> guarantees X will be posted

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What did Flanders mean by this?

How did Groening get this past Fox?

>>81480462
Nixon looks and talks like a guy who is always undergoing a rocket launch.

>>81480417

Chuck Sneed changed the name of his store when he realized it had an alliterative quality with his last name.

>>81480869
He diddled some kiddies

>>81480836
He was doing that for an epic screengrab.

>>81480462
Matt Groening is forever triggered by Nixon. In case you didn't notice, he's democrat that thinks all republicans are evil and democrats are incompetent. Expect the same reaction to Trump, 20+ years of "funny" Trump jokes and imitations that come off as spiteful more than trying to be comedic.

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>>81480869

>>81480534
racial demographics.

Like MST3K, a lot of the earlier seasons (3 and 4 especially) have references I'd guarantee most people just don't get because they're so fucking obscure and don't even make a lot of sense if you get them. The series changed a lot of writers at season 5 so the references became less obscure, but in season 4 (technically season 5 but produced by the season 4 staff) you have shit like


>Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
>Linda Lavin?
>No, someone who *didn't* deserve it.

Do any of you know who Linda Lavin is? I sure as fuck didn't before looking it up. She's just a sitcom actress who was difficult to work with, that's it. Writers tend to hate celebrities who are hard to work with which is also why they shit on Mary Tyler Moore and Johnny Carson a lot in those seasons.

>>81480224
this is just the cow tools of the simpsons there's nothing behind it

I never understood why Moe only sells duff and doesn't have any craft beers

Or is he such a proto hipster that he is just waiting for the craft beer bubble to bust so he can say he hated craft beer and only served mainstream beer to normies before it was cool.

>>81481570
when did moe say he only servers duff?

>>81480534
An evil clown man who is actually a drider from outer space.

Ned Flanders: I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Pruneface!

Ned Flanders: Now I'm Pruneface! Take that, Dick Tracy!

Ned Flanders: Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick...

Dr. Foster: Stop that at once!

>>81481570
He doesn't though. He serves Red Tick too

>>81481570
What about düff from sweden

>>81481570
He also sells Red Tick beer and has single plums floating in perfume in a man's hat on tap at all times.

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>>81480528
>FORCE-FED ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING YOUR TEETH!

>>81480429
how the fuck did you not get it?

there are two krusties and double that is four krusties

Im genuinely curious

>>81481570
He also serves margaritas with parasols

>>81482451
but one is actually Homer

>>81480417

Chuck's Feed and Seed?

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>>81479127
its just silly
there's no deeper meaning

>>81480450
What kind of name for an established business is "fuck and suck?"

>>81480528
MOM GET IN HERE SOMEONE IS MAD ON THE INTERNET!

>>81482027
dick face
>>81481570
it's a dive bar in middle America. Theyre not going to have your disgusting wheaty dark shit beer

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>>81480450
>>81480477
the joke is that you think the other two words would change as well
drop the "eed" from Sneed" and adopt an "uck" from Chuck

but that's silly, why would they do that, the joke is it would be Chucks Feed and Seed, the point of it is to make you think something dirty.

its like that riddle where a plane crashes on the border and you wonder how to bury the survivors

>>81480726
>Armand Hammer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer

its fucking real kek

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>>81481570
but Moe does have other beers, like Düff and Red Tick beer

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>>81482533
wqtf are people really this dumb?

>>81480869
Was the episode Raimi was fired for?

>>81481283
I thought Carson was beloved in America like Conan and Letterman is

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>>81482702
why would the entire name change just because of the owner? it would just be unfitting for the entire name of the store
its only there for a laugh because its silly to think of.

>>81482533
It's just lore building.

They're at Sneed's store, before that it was a place called Chuck's. Chuck either died or sold the place to Sneed.

>>81482702
>>81482533
>>81482622

are you all really this retarded.

It is just chuck is a slang for throw, which is what you do with feed and seeds, you throw them...chuck them

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post moments that made you cry

>>81482785
>>81482752
Reminds me of an old joke.

A man had 3 teenage daughters. On a Saturday night, the doorbell rang. The man answered the door. There was a teenage boy standing there. He said:

"Hello, I'm Bo. I'm here for Mary Jo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?"

The doorbell rang again in a few minutes. It was another teenage boy, who said:

"Hi, my name is Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?"

A few minutes later, the doorbell rang again. It was another teenage boy, who said:

"Hi, I'm Chuck..."

***SLAM***

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simpsons is just silly humour for a sensible chuckle

>>81482835
What was the daughter's name

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the signs were always a good laugh

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>>81482867

>>81482922
What was the daughter's name

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>>81482945

>>81482976
What was the daughter's name

>>81482976
What was the daughter's name?

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>>81482989

>>81482622
This, it's just to make the words fuck and suck pop into your head, not that the place was actually called that. And nobody kid themselves, this is what the thread was always about.

>>81483012
What was the daughter's name

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>>81483057

>>81482864
lmao what episode?

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hrm....

>>81482622
this is the best Simpsons gag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbgEvOxQ_E

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>>81483151

>>81482787
Realizing that i lived long enough for Sadgasm to become a classic.

>>81480044
Probably a reference to that Terry Gilliam movie. You know, Brazil. The one about time travel.

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Ahem... The store Sneed's Feed and Seed used to be Chuck's... Chuck's Suck and Fuck.

>>81483065
susie

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Why hasn't this been posted yet?

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duhhh Homer why are we down here

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>>81479127
my favourite simpsons bit:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpU5GKz-i3k

Remember laughing my ass off at this whole scene when I was about 7 or 8.

Still holds up too, it's so multi layered.

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brutal

>>81482501
they look exactly the same to them

they only know who the real krusty is when homer ruins it

>>81483208

Did he died?

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if you could have one piece of Simpsons memorabilia what you you want?

I'd want the Inanimate carbon rod, or the single animation cell of scratchy's arm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y08catbZ2cw

>>81483549
You can't die from faking a seizure

>>81483339
Christ. I wish your mother understood that one.

Do people really not get jokes on this show or is this some kind of meme?

>>81482752
The joke is that's actually a nutsack.

>>81483208
>his fucking flabby man-titties with those giant puffy retard nipples just shaking everywhere
jesus christ man some self-respect

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>>81483792
he probably thinks they look like pecs or something

He he he
Get em ma
https://youtu.be/Z5zvUxndNV0

>>81480112
who is this and which film is being parodied by maggies actions insice that ancap daycare?

Such a simple joke but always makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAME2NCkFK4

>>81483957
that's alfred hitchcock i believe, can't remember what's being parodied though.

>>81482375
No. 8?

>>81484158
Hitchcock would usually show up somewhere in his movies, either as a dude walking by or in the shadows.

>>81484304
It's from A Streetcar Named Marge and it's a parody shot of the final scene of Hitchcock's The Birds.

>>81480224
>tfw go to the fridge for a slice of cheese and end up eating half a block of it

>>81483426
>when they moved the town
w-what?
I know that happened in a newer season when the simpsons relocate to get off the grid, but this looks too early for that
what episode is it?

>>81484543
>tfw I've actually done this
im allergic to cheese too...

>>81484635
Stick with Family Guy

>>81480481
reddit pls go

>>81481037
Triggered

>>81484842
>this upset that his stupid headcannon makes no sense
literally lamao'ing at ur life

>>81480417

The joke is that the place used to be called "Chuck's Feed and Seed", and it just happened to be purchased by a guy named Sneed, which is an absurd name that rhymes. In the same vein as the Bort joke.

>>81482835

>"Hi I'm Chuck and I'm a buck, I'm here to cuck your daughter's boyfriend Huck

Simpsons posters are just such boring cancerous fucks. Its the same fucking thread, every time.

>>8147912
misdirection.
You assume women can't tackle the wall because they're not physically capable, but it turns out they just dont notice the door and try to climb over the wall.

>>81486323
My son's name is also Bort.

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>>81482864

>>81481037
Not true. Gerald Ford came out nicely. He liked nachos and football.

>>81483957
Thats Hitchcock as a reference to Homer walking cautiously through the babies like the protagonists did in his movie The Birds.

Maggie's plot is a reference to The Great Escape.

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When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a image... a image that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...

Enlightened me...

The image, Simpsons, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... The image... What was it called?

Sneed's Feed & Seed

The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Chuck, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Chuck, a plain man.

And then there's the sign... Sneed's Feed & Seed

This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there...

You can look at everything as a man and a another man... two beings, in harmony and at war...
So, this image I saw; this man, Chuck, and the other man, Sneed, you see...

Yes... hmm...

It is about everything. This... little image is, oh, lo and behold... not so little anymore.
So yes, when I was 18, I saw this image... and it hit me all at once, its power. I clipped it, and every day, I looked at it, and I said "Okay... let me look at this here. What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?"

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>>81482702
How about some KOTH jokes we dont understand

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What was happening with this egg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLNvqRyafnk
I don't get it, what's the joke here? why did she bring banana bread, why is apu mad?

>>81488735
>they are doing it again
what? what are they doing? hugging each other?

>>81488768
killing each other i'm assuming

>>81485603
reddit

>>81488735
That's typically like a nice gesture in neighborhoods

I know in mine when a new neighbor moved in, we'd make them banana bread or muffins or something as a welcome gift

theyre mad cause a simple gesture like that isnt gonna solve the stressful problems theyre having and hes also on edge from it all

>>81480869
Who let Raimi near the script?

>>81483347
I told you anon, to guard the bee!

>>81479127
>>81480429

These play on cliches, and if you're born too late, you won't notice the cliches, and how they subvert your expectations.

>>81488665

He was from the Egg Council, and telling people that egg colesteral does not result in blood colesteral.

btw, I'm pretty sure that's turned out right.

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>>81483460
obvious reference is obvious

>>81489574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U

>>81489537
Egg internet defense force is at it again.

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Like, what?
What's the joke here?

>>81483957
It's ironic that Maggie ended up being an Ayn Rand type hero in this very episode. All the babies were waiting around for a leader to lead them. Some helped, but none had the wherewithal to know how to lead the "business" of escaping.

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>>81489669
No one who feeds sneed could be an evil man!

>>81481332
>cow tools
Pretty sure that's the Brazillian/time traveler joke.
64 slices of american cheese is in character with Homer and makes for an actual funny scenario by including Smithers and Burns

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>>81489768
What the fuck was Smithers' problem?
Is he fucking gay or something?

>>81483480
Literally less brutal than God, who creates then tortures almost everybody ever created for ever and ever.

>>81489830
no

>>81482835
His name should be Lou, he's there for Sue, he's looking to screw.

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What's so funny about a computer company?

>>81482864
This would never be put in any new season. Which is why the show was so great.

>>81480534
Simpsons literally referencing the 2017 remake of 'It' 20 years before it comes out. The joke is that the writers can see the future but the audience can't.

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>horse without a diaper

Why would a horse need a diaper?
Wild horses don't wear diapers?

>>81484635
its season 10 so close to the borderline

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>>81482622
>its like that riddle where a plane crashes on the border and you wonder how to bury the survivors

why would you bury a survivor?

anon is there something you're not telling us?

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>>81489887
>who creates then tortures almost everybody ever created for ever and ever

>>81490568
He offers a quick death, nothing personnel.

>>81486507
Dangerously underrated.

>>81480534
yolo swag

>>81483102
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

>>81490133
That's from a season 13 episode, every season past 9 is a "new season".

>178 posts of people pretending not to get jokes

Maybe the Egg Council one is an exception, but everyone else is just pretending to be retarded.

Is the OP joke a reference to the "before the law" parable?
I honestly don't get it

>>81492051
https://youtu.be/4OZkCXbbEJw

lol, you didn't get the "egg council" joke? retard.

>>81489298
But whyyyyyyyyyy

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Never understood this one

>>81480417
He left the door open while the air conditioner was on. That's the joke. It's irony.

>>81483216
...no it wasnt.

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>>81479127
>>81483090
>Krusty Burger
>Crusty burger

Never made that connection until recently

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>>81481570
He also sells Tuborg: The Beer of Danish Kings

>>81483216
Time Bandits was the one about time travel.

>>81482864
haha, I never caught that, what episode is that from

>>81480224
What? He's such a fat fuck he stayed up all night eating 64 slices of cheese. And the absurdity of THAT being the sole reason Smithers and Burns got caught.

>>81482533
Sneed's Feed & Seed is a convenience store close to the farm Homer grew up on. It sells seeds, candy and many other products. Homer bought supplies at the store when he and his family were living on the farm for a time.

The best recurring joke I never noticed that someone here pointed out is Arnie Pie's segment being called "Arnie in the Sky".

>>81483864
They talk about that joke in the commentary. It's kind of a play on "head them off at the pass" as kind of a western and Dukes of Hazard turn of phrase.

The writers just said it's funny to have characters say things in a way that allude to a phrase's origin from time to time.

>>81480620
Im happy your mom is doing better

>>81484158
The scene in the Ayn Rand Day Care, where the babies are all sitting around sucking on their pacifiers, was a reference to Alfred Hitchcock's film The Birds.

That cameo is just to cement the reference I believe.

>>81483957
Alfred Hitchcock frequently had cameos as bystanders in his own movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6WjVmNpAc

>>81482835
Only in fucking America do Eddie and Betty rhyme, what a bunch of retards

>>81491511
the horror movie parodies were the best
i fucking love the shining one

>YOU GOT THE SHINNING
>you mean The Shining
>shh! You want to get sued?

>>81493368
KEK
KEKK
>formerly chucks cuck sessions

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It took me several rewatches to get this joke when willy dies on the carpet and marge goes

"Oh my!I hope that rug was scotchguarded"

>theres a scot dead on the carpet

>>81480630
It has to be Sneed or else you wouldn't make the assumption that the name would be different for chuck

>>81482835
>Hi, I'm Chuck. I'm here for Sneed.

>>81489830
His father was brutally raped to death by a tribe of amazon women

Go easy on the guy

Marge after she's thrown through the ceiling:

>Oooh, this is a 50s NOSTALGIA cafe

Huh??

>>81495296
I never go that either. Did she go back in time?

>>81493326
Same

>>81482602
>wheaty dark

Do you know how I know you've never had beer before?

>>81482864
i dont get it

I want to go back and watch old episodes.
What are the best seasons?

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>>81480528
>FORCE-FED ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING YOUR TEETH!
no pls

>>81495722
3-11

>>81486507
Kek