Thor Ragnarok Trailer

First for Godde/ss/ Cate

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>tfw the mods finally obliterated the Marvel shill deluge on /tv/ by forcing them into a containment thread

Will this movie complete the Taika Waititi Trifecta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us6ZcvCcYoo

>disney couldn't have a more meme trailer than Guardians of the ga-

>>81478343
Bet she's a freak in the bed

>>81478228
goddamn, Simonson must be rolling in his grave

>>81478341
mods = gods

>Thor Quipnarok

>>81478404
literally who? And why would he be rolling in his grave?

>>81478341
based

>>81478414
mods = dc shills

>>81478228
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIS HAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>81478343
i like her style

I was surprised by how good and entertaining it looked

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He better be in this!
>inb4 Beta Bill help Thor vs Hulk in the arena

>unironic *record scratch*

Looks really good.

>>81478228
Literally rddit

>mods made a sticky because of this trailer
who fucking cares about this shit. fucking normalfag board

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post yfw Led Zeppelin started playing

>>81478341
Shills BTFO

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>Mods actually have to sticky an announcement about a capeshit flick

/tv/ confirmed literal garbage

>>81478228
>dont care for Thor
>absolutely hate the hulk

but those screen shots. that art.
shits lookin alot like kino

>>81478228
the thor vs hulk bit looks like it was pulled out of idiocracy.

>>81478228
>https://youtu.be/v7MGUNV8MxU

I just finished marathoning the trailer. What did I think of it?

>>81478341
Now if only they would deal with all the cunnyposting, /pol/posting, baneposting, dubsposting

>>81478479
uhh, it's a meme sweetie. everything is terrible and people who made things would be disappointed if they were alive... dummy!

>>81478228
>I know this guy from work!
trash/10 marvel does it again!

The "friend from work" line is pants-on-head retarded and pissed me off beyond all measure.

They almost had me up till that moment.

>Dadrock, despite it not having been a feature of the other films
>Record-scratch meme writing
>Forgettable-looking villains
>Quips

At least the other Thor movies had some sincerity behind them.

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>>81478228
Huh, why did they cast blacks for her and Zak? They are 100% white in the comic and some of my favourite characters. I got used to them the way they were.

This looks unironically worse than the other two Thor movies

>>81478665
Agreed.
I was literally shaking when he said that and was screaming "THIS IS REDDIT, THIS IS MEMES" for about 5 minutes with the occasional "REEEEEEEEEEE" thrown in there.

>>81478625
You think it's shit

>>81478671
it's forefather-rock, ice bitch

>>81478700
>looks worse than The Dark World
Has contrarianism gone too far?

>>81478761
ancestor-rock

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When I saw the title ages ago I laughed thinking how lame this sounded. Nobody cares about Thor I thought, nobody will see this crap.

Little did I know it was going to be Guardians of the Galaxy part 3: The quest for more money.

This looks bad.

>>81478598
I say they try to contain the garbage.

>>81478632
what about cornposting?

>>81478479
He's talking about Walt Simonson, he had a long run on Thor comics that is considered the definitive run. He's the guy that really took Thor from being standard superhero fare to crazy mythological space opera.

And he wouldn't be rolling in his grave because he's still alive.

>>81478761
it's what people who haven't explored music at all passed what they heard on their dad's radio on their way to school listen to.
dadrock
It's very accurate. People who listen to dadrock are the normalfags of music.

>/tv/ mods suddenly give a shit about the quality of /tv/
Where the fuck were these mods when we got multiple Trump threads everyday?

>>81478228
>turning memes into quips

Is there anything sacred for these hacks?

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>>81478577

Is Marvel the meme master? Are they just trolling?

>freeze frame meme
>meme music
>give Thor JUST hair cut
>meme blackwashing characters

It's supposed to be a comedy for forum dwellers, right?

>>81478341
What shills? It's DC that needs the shills. Anything Marvel puts out audiences love or at least find decent. DC on the other hand needs all the good word they can to get people to like their shit.

>>81478855
tell us a vaguely "viking" themed song that would play better in that trailer

>>81478705
No. It's not reddit. It's not memes.

It's shit.

It's so completely out of character that I don't even know where to begin explaining everything that's wrong with it. It's a lazy cop-out for a cheap laugh for one of the brand's noblest characters. They could have taken a little time and care and crafted some humor more organic and in keeping with his personality, but no one could be assed. This is what we get instead.

And it's shit.

>>81478915
It is fucking perfect. I think I'm going to see this flick even though I'm not even into capeshit.

>>81478921
The only people talking about DC are marvel shills like you though

>>81478625
You want to sniff Hela's feet.

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>>81478798
Bed Rock

>>81478958
is this karma at work or the kid is just trying to scare his parents?

>>81479006
Are you retarded or just delusional?

>>81478981
Oh no, your favorite superhero wasn't portrayed faithfully! It's going to be dumbed down shit, with no artistic merit... oh wait

We're talking about comic books

who cares

>>81478228
Looks lame. They gave the whole movie away in one teaser. Not going to fall for this crap again after 20 movies.

>>81478958
woah, they fake attacks in Syria? Maybe we shouldn't be fighting wars for Isreal...

>>81478228
[RECORD SCRATCH]
I bet you're wondering how I got here

>>81478598
>She will never look at my dick with that dissapointed look on her face

>>81478958
Do you read that manga left to right or right to left?

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>>81478577

>>81479039
I think this trailer is shit so neither

>>81478519
GIRUGAMESH!

>>81478341

MODS = GODS

>>81478932
Why? If they were actually creating a quality product they would have paid a guy a few thousand dollars to write a song specially crafted for their movie instead of a relying on nostalgia and familiarity to sell it.

>>81478228
I wonder how they manage to make Cate another completely forgettable villain

>>81479053
To their credit, at least they didn't bother trying to pull the whole "ok guys, THIS is the movie where the MCU finally adopts a darker tone!" trick like they normally do.

>the best thing about a Marvel trailer is the villain
>marvel fucks up all their villains
Move on lads, it's shit

>>81479068
JDIMSATBQHWY

>>81479025
>>81479025
>>81479025

>>81479132
does that tend to work? Was Bono's hands that built america great for gangs of NY?

it's for a trailer, it fit Cate Blanchett having antlers. That's it.

>>81479053
what? whole movie? it seems like a ben hur/ gladiator exile type of story and the trailer showed until halfway when he meets his friend in the arena

I unironically think this looks amazing. I have never really been interested in marvel movies, but I've seen a few. This is the first one that looks interesting to me.

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>>81479068

>>81478228
I don't get what's with the pho 70s vibe with the movie?

>>81479223
Dadrock is the lowest form of music. It's literally outdated pop music for retards who can't digest anything too complex or who are afraid of the obscure. Led Zeppelin? Lol they didn't search very hard. You realize there is a whole genre of music where people sing about viking shit right? If they wanted to go for a unique aesthetic in their film they could have used viking metal, which hasn't been used in film yet. At least it would have been unique. Instead we get familiar cash grab shit with familiar, cash grab dadrock.

>Iron Man is a success
>make 14 Iron Man copies
>Guardians is another success
>make 14 GotG copies

Fucking capeshit

>>81478915
/OURMOVIE/

>>81479310
>pho

I don't give a fuck if this is bait FUCK YOU

>>81479300

artist?

What's with the shit music?

Whatever happened to the cool Two Steps from Hell dramatic music?

XD! It looks so much fun! I can't wait to go with my friends.

It's such a breathe of fresh air to have a comic book film that doesn't take itself seriously. Take notes, DC

literally used
>yep, thats me
>I bet youre wondering how I got here

>>81479337
go back to your shitty rap music baby.

>>81479376
ever since GOTG everything has to be happy ironic 90s music

this movie has been described by the director as a road trip/comedy so epic music would be misleading anyway

>>81479413
What? I just recommended viking metal. You fucking normalfag with pleb taste. Why even respond when all you say is stupid garbage

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>>81479358
Stjepan Sejic also known as Nebezial

>>81479337
Is your argument that they should actively try to make less money by not using a catchy song everyone recognizes? How would you pitch that to marvel?

>>81479337
>Dadrock is the lowest form of music

that would be rap though

>GotG trailer uses Bowie
>this turd uses Led Zep
Stop dragging good artists to your mud

>>81479052
Not you, clearly, which is precisely why I don't give a fuck what you think. Keep on slurping that Mouse cock, faggot.

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>literally writing /tv/ memes into your script

What are they trying to accomplish?

>>81479473
I'm saying that the movie is fucking shit and the fact that people on this board are talking about it means that /tv/ is reddit

so who are those people/ characters? who did she destroy mjammjam?

>>81479552
*how

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>>81478577

>>81478632
>Now if only they would deal with all the cunnyposting, /pol/posting, baneposting, dubsposting

why not just close down /tv/ altogether while you're at it?

actually not a bad idea

>>81479522
get /tv/ audience?

>>81478343
so Galadriel took the One Ring after all, eh?

>>81479635
But everyone knows /tv/ hates quips and only likes deep contemplative kino with stoic muscly men.

>>81478228
Where is Surtur

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Apologise.

>>81478761
Allfather-rock

>Literally every capeshit is now trying to be GotG

Thanks reddit

This looks really good for a Marvel movie.

Nah, sick of white people at this point

>>81479692
Why is this acceptable but Ironfist staying white damns it?

>>81479416
So basically GotG 3? That's a shame. It seems like all the Marvel movies lately are following that path.

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>teaser
>spoils the first two acts of the film

who the fuck keeps making these thread we had like 20 already the past 3 hours

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>what is clearly Skurge dual wielding M16s

Are we finally getting Gjallerbru!?

>>81479713
AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A LIGHTNING GOD

*I know I'd go from rags to riches...*

>>81479713
This freeze frame meme they got from reddit.

Cape kino just keeps evolving.

>>81479787
I did it. It was me, anon! I made the threads, just to piss you off!

>>81478228

Fuck off Disney shill.

Thor 1 was literally garbage.
Thor 2 was even fucking worse.
Thor 3 is gonna suck even more.

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>>81478228
my body is ready

lmaoing @ the sticky desu

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>Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.

>>81479692
why? those are two different characters. In the trailer we see the one on the left fighting Hela, probably a flashback

I like the backgrounds. It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.

>>81479692
Looks like utter shit, frankly.

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>>81479802
HYPE FOR LAST STAND!

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>>81479343
>make a successful product
>repeat formula until people get tired

That's exactly like business are done.

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>>81479692
Why did you show me this? I couldn't care less about another negro before i saw this REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thor looks cooler with short hair.

>>81479532
kek, back to /mu/ with ye

>>81478228

HURR DURR KINO AM I RIGHT KINO MUH KINO SO KINO EPIC MINO MUH KINO I'M A KINO FAGGOT SO KINO MUH KINO MEME DURRRRRR KINO KINO KINO KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81478981
That's actually 100% in character

need a quick rundown on the sticky

was there really that much more shitposting than with other blockbuster trailers?

>>81480007
>"But a foolish Asgardian warrior wielding a magic hammer stepped forth to oppose me"

Movies where powerful male villains get bested by women just aren't effective or appealing.

It borders on embarrassing cuckoldry.

Also Goldblum stands out a bit too much

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>>81479532
>means that /tv/ is reddit
thats been known for years lad

>>81480149
no
there were more threads about the JL trailer when it came out but the janis work for WB

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>>81479354
>he doesn't understand the meme
Hello Rebbit, just a quick reminder you need to at least assimilate some of our memes before start posting.

i just read this patrician opinion on tumblr

>i couldn’t enjoy the thor ragnarok trailer because of the annoying 80s rock music and graphics. it’s not cute

>>81480149
Because this is Marvel, anything they release brings out the DCshills and Marvelcucks to engage in a fist fight while anything else is just the same target group shitposting between each other

>>81480245
>implying any company would market to a community filled with toxic cunts who hate everything, pay for nothing, and has less than 300 daily actuve members

Your delusional narcissism is cute

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>>81479753
>mfw the trailer is 10 minutes long

>>81480163
>Before a blow was struck I tore open a portal and plunged him into darkness where my evil is law.

yo, Cate can still get it

post some Cate feet and fart game, pls

So they are trying to copy Guardians Of The Galaxy or something?

Looks horrible. Ridiculous.

I think it looks enjoyable enough
But the film isn't even subtle about how derivative it is from Guardians of the Galaxy and Batman v Superman

I mean, I guess choose from the best?
But holy fuck, it's like this film has literally no identity of its own

>>81480342
It's a post ironic comment on the state of capeshit.

>>81479753
At least it doesn't spoil Doomsday like BvS did.

There are a few things not in the trailer but more or less confirmed by many sources.

-Dr Strange team-up
-Heimdall being or keeping the last Infinity stone
-Thanos showing up (Probably end credit scene)
-Thanos/Hela/Loki teaming up for the next Avengers movie.

>>81478343
Why do all marvel suits look the same?

>>81478990
Same here, loved the trailer

Why is Thor fighting Thrall from WoW?

>>81478598
why are you pretending /tv/ doesn't love capeshit at this point?

>>81480418
No, it's cheap, hollow, stupid crap.

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>>81480007
>Aku as a sexy MOMMY
>Samurai Jack as a little boy
I need porn of this

Isnt that the same music DC uses for wonderwoman, sounds awfully familiar

>>81480519
>mommy

Brain damaged infantile faggot

Considering how terrible the first two Thor movie were, this looks fine. Except it has that shitty greyed out filter that every Marvel movie has, that sucks out any finesse or style from the visuals

>>81480511
No anon, it finds its depth in the shallow surface of things.

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>>81480007

fuck me what a bunch of giant gimps you all are, the fact this needs a sticky warning is embarrassing.

>inb4 no fun allowed

i love raimi posting as much as the next guy but A FUCKING STICKY WARNING FOR A THOR RAGNAROK TEASER ??!?

god you people do hate fun, don't you?

Why does this feel like Guardians of the Galaxy?

>>81478228
PLANET HULK FUCK YES

>>81480608
Fun is just a buzzword when you can't actually think of any real reasons as to why the movie is good, don't use it.

Either way, being amused or entertained with something and being immersed are not the same thing

>>81480126
See how no one backed you up on that?

That's because we all know that's bullshit.

>>81480716
yeah I know that meme too, buddy

>>81478228
>record scratch

okay, I'm interested

More like Asgardians of the galaxy, amirite?

t. reddit

>>81480769
See
>>81480769

>>81480686
Cause it couldn't be more of a rip-off if it tried
I wonder how Gunn feels about this...

ITT: triggered DCucks

christ you guys are predictable lmao

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>>81480716

You'll hate me for this one /tv/ but I really enjoyed the trailer.

movie of the decade

10/10

bravo marvel disney corporation

I'm surprised no one has mentioned that the leak that's been posted here forever was spot on

>trailer is shit
>you hate le fun
>le dcucks!
Fucking shills

>>81478228
Marvel ripped itself off kek

>>81480986
yeah the leak confirmed all this planet hulk stuff ages ago
i can't really remember anything else from it though

>>81478671
>>81478761
Dadnarok

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>>81480007

Mads?

>>81478830
But if he were dead, he would be!

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>>81478228

>>81481020
what leaks?

you should post them

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>>81479552
She's the goddess Hela or Hel, and if she's destroying Mjolnir that most likely means they were standing in her realm when he threw it.

Pay attention, shills. This is how actual fans communicate.

Isn't this like the second or third time Asgard has gotten destroyed? Why do they even bother doing it, it's not like there's anyone there we actually care about.

>>81481115
I ain't even mad

>>81478228
THANK YOU BASED ABORIGINAL JEW

>>81481126

They were in New York. Loki is right next to him. Its from the concept art.

>>81480716
ok, it seems a nice little story about a viking macho god exiled into a kitschy arena planet where he finds Hulk and will avenge his home against those who exiled him and find his power again

Nordic Ben Hur + kitsch GotG + Arena Hulk

that seems quite fun

>>81481122
>>81481020

Read this

>>81480432

>>81481139

It hasn't really been destroyed on this scale.

Also Loki is there.

>>81481212
>They were in New York.

Fucking WHY? She shouldn't be capable of that anywhere but her realm.

>>81481014
>le shills shills shills xdd
fucking retard

>>81480007
To be fair, Kirby drew those horns back in the 60s. If anything Aku ripped her off.

>>81481275
Because she's a strong woman, you sexist.

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I FUCKING CAME BUCKETS, LITERALLY.

How can one woman be so hot?

Take my money Marvel you fucking cucks, take everything, this is boner inducing.

>>81478228
1billion inc

>>81481019
>The MCU being faithful to the source material
>ripping off

y is hukl there?

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3aJHOeje--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/z0kriaq9dmhgqvgp3wfe.gif

>Marvel said this movie has the biggest action scene of any Marvel movie yet in its third act. Im starting to believe it.

>>81479013
Same

>>81480007
top kok

>>81481275
>Fucking WHY?
To get Thor before he rescues Odin.

>She shouldn't be capable of that anywhere but her realm.
She has always had whatever power the story needs her to have. Her power is only beaten by Odin.

The trailer looks like shit but then again it's Thor, no one expected it to be good

>>81478656
that line was crap, its not even funny

>>81481275

IDK anon, thats why its a big deal.

DESU if they're going ahead with the Hela is Death thing and Thanos loves her, then she does need to be this strong. If we get some Hela x Thanos tag team destruction of Avengers action in Infinity War im all for it.

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>>81481408
I need her, bros

>>81481529
that line is quip kino

why are they hiding all the quips?

>>81481275
maybe its another one of those realm mergers like in thor the dark world

>>81481593
at least there are no farts

>>81481593
seems like a bait and quip to me

>>81481593
>How did I ended up here?
>Yes, I know him, he's a friend from work

But it has quips

>>81481593
They aren't, it's just that they aren't funny

>>81481639
what is the target audience of this
I thought all the teens who liked naruto are now too embarrassed about it and have grown up

>>81481493
Hold on while I turn on my Marvel fanboy/shill simulator:

sub mcushill.bot
If logic = true then
"DAMAGE CONTROL"
Else
If loreaccuracy = true then
"HEADCANON"
Endif
Endif

Endsub

>>81478343
R-Rita, is that you?

Hey guys, remember how Age of Ultron was supposed to have a director's cut to explain what Thor was doing for half the film that would directly set up this film?
No?

Oh, ok

>>81480121
Ill remember this when you start a BVS thread

>>81479337
lol, rap is easily the lowest form, and it's questionable whether it even qualifies as music.

The fact that you think rap is more hip is not relevant to its artistic merit, either.

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I never knew Galadriel was hot af

>>81478353
Just my thoughts...
>hey guys GotG has worked fine and nobody seems to care about Thor. Let's give them what they want and slide Thor in somehow! Xdxd
>and while we're at it, let's shoehorn Hulk in it too

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>still no kid Loki
Your move Marvel. I'll be waiting.

>>81481716
She does look like the Power Rangers girl, she will never be as hot as she was when playing Galadriel

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>perky

>>81478228
>HAHA HE'S MY FRIEND
>Hulk charges at him
>UH OH
2 words my dudes. H*LLA F*CKIN' EPIC!!!!

>>81481800

dipping from Malickkino to capekino

>>81479461
Looks better than real life.

>guys what dead characters do we have
>thor, hulk and dr strange just got obliterated by suicide squad. gotg is looking good though
>ok put all those fucks in the same movie and make it look like gotg, also add a snyder scene
>done sir!
Adult men are excited for this, let that sink for a minute

>>81481800
looks like a gold ol' cheese

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>>81481716
>Thor made a better Rita than Power Rangers
How does it feel to be winning all time?

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>>81481745
>CAAAAAAAAAAATE!

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>47yo

>>81481839
it's more that the qualifier "from work" triggered Hulk, HULK ANGERED AND NEGLECTED FOR NOT BEING BFF

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>>81481745
Tilda Swinton > Cate Blanchett

>>81481408
dat nose

>>81478921
>defending the pleb-tier taste of normies

>>81481920
no

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>>81480056
this scene has sold me on this.

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Will Thor die?

Give me the tldr on the villain?

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>>81479830
Now go get your fuckin' hammer.

>>81479343
I'm sure DC finds a successful movie they will copy their own formula too

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>>81481996
nice comeback :^)

The fact that Taika Waititi is the director makes me really excited for this

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>>81480336

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>>81478228
Looks like shit. Thank god Justice League is coming out.

>>81482041

>Hela: Goddess of Death
>Wants to conquer Asgard while Odin is out of power.

>Could possibly be Loki's daughter but i doubt it.
>Could possibly be MCU's version of Death which means Thanos will be involved, which seems pretty likely.

>>81479358
Get out, Undercover Cuck.

>>81482078
DC has a formula in place already. It's called putting together a myth arc and respecting the lore.

Sadly, the MCU chose to take a different route.

Can't believe they actually went ahead and did the record scratch scene.
Complete mad men.

>mfw I'm a DCbro and I thought the JL trailer was bad
>then I watched the spiderman one
>then this one
Well I guess the JL wasn't that bad after all, considering

>>81479416
Led Zeppelin isn't happy, ironic, or 90s, you fucking infant.

Dr Strange will use the eye of agamoto to fix he hammer

spoiler alert

>>81479672
There's really nothing to contemplate, just a bunch of pseudo philosophical copy pasta with replies " hm I never saw it that way, I'll have to watch it again". Yeah no one else saw it that way because that's not even what the fuck the movie was about you try hard cinephile.

>>81481788
Would plow

God bless Taika Waititi. This seems like a blast and I think they showed just enough of his style in this trailer.

Also that lady with the pointy helmet (?) looks pretty terrifying!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3HLcg5W4BY

>>81478549

I hate Marvel movies with a passion, but if they let Taikiki do his thing, I´m in, with caution (I had hopes with Guardians of the Galaxy and James Gunn, everybody here knows how that ended)

Never watch capeshit

But may watch because of Taika

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>>81478577

>>81479337
You know fucking nothing about music. Viking Metal? I bet you still watch wrestling. Sabbath and Zeppelin invented everything you love. Fuck off and die, you fedora manbaby paedophile footsniffing tranny cunt.

>>81481978
You do realist just because a movie is independent doesn't automatically make it good, unless you can't actually form your own opinions. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you aren't that retarded.

>>81478228
Thor is fuckin gay. I came to see Planet Hulk and I sorta got that

A Thor and Hulk buddy movie is something I most definitely need in my life.

>>81481548
>Hela is Death

Oh shit, you must be right!

I'm fucking hyped.

>>81481465
That's from the first act. The third act will probably be Thor, Hulk, Doctor Strange, Odin etc. against Hela and the monsters of Ragnarok.

>>81482173
Respecting the lore by Frankensteining a bunch of better DC comic stories into one and then failing and then just giving up and making more gotg clones

>>81478228
>Hulk

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

>>81482173

>respecting the lore.

>Lex Jr creates Doomsday from the body of Zod

is that what you call it?

>>81481913
I really love her eye makeup in this and she's freaking gorgeous as a brunette.

>>81482173
>implying the DCEU sticks closer to the source material

Come on DCuck, you're not even trying now.

>>81482389
word

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>>81482224
>clapping at a movie trailer played on a personal computer while you're home alone

why?

>>81482178
We're beyond irony, boy

>>81478228
CGI shitfest

>marlel releases an awful trailer with amateur CGI and reddyt quips
>ctrl f "DC" 17 results
Never change shills, although the mods are onto you now! Take care!

>>81482440
It's almost like they're playing up their reaction to make an """entertaining""" video or something

>>81482440

Give an American a hand and he can pat himself on his back
Give him two and he can clap for eternity

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>>81481788
So many Lokis to choose from.

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>>81482491
>"""entertaining"""
you need more quotation marks because this shit is garbage and you're a fucking retard for defending it

>>81482224
The best part is seeing their smiles freeze and their eyes go dead at "We're friends from work! :D"

It's like watching a kid find out there's no Santa Claus and desperately still insisting that he's real.

>>81479692
I don't think it's possible for me to care about something less.

>>81482544
I'm not defending it. I'm telling you why they're doing it you fucking mong.

>>81482173
>DC has a formula in place already. It's called putting together a myth arc and respecting the lore.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've honestly never given a shit about the MCU but this looks fucking rad

>>81482342
If that's all you can see, I'm so glad I'll never be you.

>>81482407
How has it not? It's quite literally the post-flashpoint version of all the characters. Only difference is that the JL is starting later.

>>81482544
>being this insecure about your own opinions

>>81482364
>is that what you call it?

When the database expressly says it's not the first time he's existed? Yeah, that's what I call it.

>>81482595
*bad

>>81482224

I'll probably never be into something this much lol

Feels bad

>>81482596
That's all anyone who's smart enough not to buy into shitty copy pasta sees

>>81482264
>I had hopes with Guardians of the Galaxy and James Gunn, everybody here knows how that ended

Being the best Marvel movie

>>81479713
I knew this would get posted here the second he said it.

>>81480075
imagine being so sheltered a black woman playing a white character in a comic book movie is anything but trivial to you

>>81482683
Agree, still a 3/10 though

>>81482677
Is it still copy-pasta when I was one of the guys who wrote it? The shit is true. You'd be able to see it if your head weren't so far up your ass.

>>81482724
If your the own who wrote it then nice trolling bro :)

>>81482683
>Being the best Marvel movie
Not saying much

I have to admit the trailers is pretty damn good. I didn't like the first two movies, too cartoony and fake looking, but this seems like it had a bigger budget and dips into Guardians space opera territory.

capekino confirmed based marvel does it again

>>81482664
Spoiler: they're not into it that much. They're absolutely playing it up.

How can DC even compete?

>>81482006
Kind of

There is alot going on and Hela has been merged with lady Death

So basically Thanos is fawning over her

Thor in the end offers himself up to be sacrificed.

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>>81480007
Nice.

>>81482879
By making better movies probably

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>>81478343

>>81482879
By recutting and shooting their movies to look like this one

>>81482224
Film Gob is such a faggot.

NEW

>>81482992

NEW

>>81482992

NEW

>>81482992

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>>81482919
No shit. I hate to say it, but if we just saw Thor's A-game, Aquabro's still got him beat.

Mainly, I hate to say it because I like Thor, and he could have been so, so much better than this.

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>>81482919
>probably

when will that be?

>>81483015
I dig aquaman too :^)

>>81483018
2013

>>81478228
Shitnarok seems more appropriate

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>JUST league just got BTFO by a sequel to a sequel

NEW THREAD YOU KEKS

>>81482992

NEW THREAD YOU KEKS

>>81482992

NEW THREAD YOU KEKS

>>81482992

>>81479802
>>81480056

In a comedy

>>81483307
Devoid of every last shred of gravitas.

Guaran-fucking-teed.

>>81478228
please tell me this is a parody by Marvel about Marvel capeshit.

>>81482919
They should probably get to work on that then

>literal record scratch
>meme 70s music
>hot goth cate
>the executioner firing m16s like he did defending that bridge in hel
>loki finally putting some points in the duel wielding tree for daggers
>some black girl I don't care about and wish wasn't in the movie
>life finds a way
>the incredible hulk

Well they got the formula down. And I want to see the movie. So i guess it works.

>Actually paying money to see this when Netflix and Marvel have a contract

>>81479337

Look dadrock is like metallica and nirvana now ledzep is like grandadrock.

>>81480432
The Doomsday BvS trailer was like Trailer 3 though. The teaser for BvS didn't reveal any plot points.

This is the TEASER for Thor 3, and they do record scratch, show how he got there, and what he does after he gets there.

>>81478519
Thats an oldie but a goodie

>>81483344
fuck of rocha

>>81478545
Right!!!?

>that strange feel when you realize a third movie from one of marvels weaker MCU properties is going to destroy DCUs flagship at the box office

>>81482342
What the fuck is this movie then? It just takes set pieces from Planet Hulk but none of the context, and it shoves it into "Ragnarok" but it's really just an excuse to make GOTG with Thor.

BvS wasn't an exact repelling of its source material, but neither were Iron Man 3, Guardians of the Galaxy, Civil War, definitely not Age of Ultron. The Snyder DC Films concentrate on iconic events, but the Marvel films have just been mining their stories for cool looking action scenes and nothing more.

>>81483874
>missing the point...

>>81483874
Recapturing the spirit of the stories within the context of the shared universe is far more important than straight up retellings of ironic moments. The MCU movies feels much more likely Marvel comics than the DCEU does to DC comics, which is probably why the former is so much more well received.

needs more quips

>>81484023
>The MCU movies feels much more likely Marvel comics

Like hell it does. If you defend "Civil Disagreement" as reflective of what was going on on the comics, you're the very definition of a deluded fanboy.

Why don't you go ahead and defend them having Tony Stark mouthpiece "friendly neighborhood Spider-Man" to Peter Parker while you're at it.