Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

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I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Dankey Kang is the best game ever.

>Sega Genesis
lmao only hipsters think this

>>81470063
what was the question?

>>81470115
Americuck detected. Most people don't know this but here in the UK and in Europe, the Megadrive was the most popular system, aside from PCs. Growing up barely anyone I knew had a Nintendo.

>>81470179
Im from England you idiot. Had a mega drive. Felt sorry for the mongs who had the shit one.

>>81470179
All of my mates had Snes you hedgehog fucking pervert

>>81469934

ODOYLE RULES

>>81470235

Why did they rule?

>>81469934
I remember making guides for MK3 with all the character moves and finishers, cheat codes, hidden characters, etc and selling them to everyone in class for like a quarter.
It was a good hustle. I miss those times.

>>81469934
how many kids does he molest in this movie? Is it a lot?

>>81471144

i remember playing jaws in the bathtub with my g.i. joe's and using my boner as a buoy that my dudes would climb to get out of the water

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GET ON

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>>81469934

Sorry Sandler but that honor goes to Mortal Kombat II Unlimited.

>>81471361
YEAH? STUDY THIS!

>>81471261

> Not playing Akiradick where you mow everyone down with your boner instead

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>>81470063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9EhvDAMjWc

>>81470179
>>81470115
As a kid I thought my Genesis was much better than my SNES, but as an adult I've realized 90% of the library on both was shit but the 10% of playable titles on SNES are a lot better than the 10% of playable titles on Genesis

>>81470179
The snes was for street fighter autists. Actual mature gamers played Mortal Kombat on the Genesis.

>>81471849
>not playing both and killer instinct

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favorite Genesis era Mortal Kombat stages?

>>81471763

Goggles are a hell of a thing. Shmups on snes feel like swimming through molasses and every single sound out of a model 2 genesis sounds like an audio fuck up. How was I so appeased with that shit.

>>81471849
This
Mortal Kombat 2 > Street Fighter 2
Mortal Kombat 4 > Street Fighter Alpha 3
Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance > Street Fighter 3.3
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe > Street Fighter 4
Mortal Kombat X > Street Fighter 5
Western fighting games were always superior to autistic weebshit

>>81470121
"Who is Dankey Kang?"

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>>81471960

The Pit 2 was always my favorite stage.

>>81470121
He's the leader of the bunch

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>>81472034
>he owned a model 2

>>81472124
You know him well

Someone recommend me an rpg to help fill the void. I've already played
>Xenoblade
>all of the Souls games
>TTYD
>Wind Waker
>Ocarina of Time
>Oblivion

>>81472149
Shin Megami Tensei 4

>>81472066
Mvc2>mkeu

>>81472149

Golden Sun you tosser

>>81472198
>10 hours till gameplay

>>81470115
SNES had no blood you little deprived shit.

>>81472625

Not too mention MK1 on Snes had terrible gameplay, everything just felt off when you tried to play it.

Best sound and graphics though, but the controls were terrible.

>>81472147
he's finally back

>>81472149
monster girl quest

>>81472140

I mean of course you expect shit to be worse than you remember but it's one of those few times where I question if I was seriously retarded or deaf as a child.

Get the same thing rewatching old eps of Thundercats.

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>>81471849
>Mature gamers

When will this meme end?

>>81471849

If you're above 18 and still play games you should really end it all!

>>81472066
SF 3rd strike is one of the best games of all time .

>>81469934
Billy likes to drink SODA

Miss Lippy's car....is GREEN

>>81471849
actually every time i went to arcades, only kids were playing MK because of the violence.
this hasn't changed with MKX, the amount of kids screaming online there is insane

>The whole wrestler back story

Christ, I die laughing every time

Is this a Mortal Kombat thread or a Billy Madison thread?