Is Demolition Man the most redpilled movie ever?

>>81469113
>Crime-free
>Not counting the people living in the sewers that constantly cause havok

>>81469163
How could the cops be such pussies if they constantly had to deal with the sewer people?

>>81469113
>White men and women are major pussies
>White people not allowed to have sex
Seems about right

Sam Hydeberg recommended this flick.

Is it any fun?

>>81469113
Rumor is that it was actually Sam Raimi who wrote the movie script

>>81469865
Underrated

wrong side won.

> mfw automated fast food becomes a thing.
> This allows greater menu variety, instigating a new fast food war.
> mfw DemoMan is real.

So Bullock is totally his daughter right? Yeah he's fucking his daughter.

>>81469163
>>81469197
The sewer people were harmless vandals

Proof: the cops freaking out when Simon kills the prison doctor because it's the first murder committed in decades

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>>81469113
>we need a futuristic gun
>say no more sir

>>81469113

>perfect, crime-free society

Populated entirely by limp wristed cucks. Really makes you think.

>>81470024
Yeah but where the phaser guns at?

>>81469113
That wasn't really the point. It's more about an oppressive totalitarian society trying to stamp out the last resisting individuals, but concealing its violent nature by using a 'foreign' agent, a brainwashed prisoner who is disguised as an outsider.

>>81469197
>constantly had to deal with

>be cop
>armed robbery at the restaurant!
>get in car
>car's like "where would you like to go oh officer of the law?"
>Please ride to the restaurant at this location oh super sweet automated car thingy.
>Calculating safest route
>Oh automated car you think of everything!
>listen to soft music without offensive lyrics
>arrive at the scene of the crime after a leisurely 20 minutes of driving
>put hands against sides and proclaim that it's an outrage.
>call in the cleaning robots and window replacement people
>nod a lot as everything is being fixed
>another fine day in the police force!

>>81470024
Its pretty sexy. Has it ever been in production.

>>81470210
only for trials

>>81470151
there is nothing wrong with taco bell running the country.

>>81470264

Don't you mean pizza hut?

>>81470264
that's not chick fil a

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how do you use them /tv/?

>>81470349

You hold two of them like chopsticks and you pull the turd out, then you scrape the shit off your butt with the third.

>>81470332
Good, you can read.

Chick Fil A a SHIT.

>>81470349

They're buttons. Its a bidet.

Basically its saying, like everything else in the movie, that society went full gay.

>>81470151

Like naming the main character HUXLEY wasn't enough.

>perfect society
>can't even get a hecking burger

>>81470332

Bruh I'm sorry to say they've completely gone to shit.

>>81469990
>''''''''''fucking''''''''''

>>81470505
It'd be a pretty grim movie if not done tongue in cheek.

>>81470535
>You have been fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

>>81470931
I would not be surprised if some asian country like China or Singapore already does this.

>>81470666

It really does hit just the right tone. Snipes was godamn perfect in this but still somehow not over the top.

>>81470994
id bet it's more effective to just keep quietly listening and take notes.

>>81469113

Simon Phoenix is a sympathetic character that can be considered a modern day Frankenstein Monster. Unleashed upon the world by an old rich white guy who had been brainwashing him for decades while he lay helplessly frozen.

>>81470994
China is developing that social credit system where poor behavior would lower your credit rating.

>>81471020

Apparently he was not happy playing the bad guy again, so it wouldn't surprise me if he chose not to dial it up to 11.

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Oliver Harper's review. 80's-90's Action-Adventure films are the best.
https://youtu.be/0SmJL7bz8jk

>>81470431
but then they waste water to not waste paper?

>>81471225

Water gets filtered and the remaining goo gets used as fertilizer, shit stained paper on the other hand is somewhat harder to reuse.

>>81471080

I wonder if he still feels that way he pretty much drives the whole film in retrospect. This and White Men are like his best work.

Prequel story when?

>>81470535
I wonder what a rat burger tastes like.

Denis Leary's character was the worst part:
>people might somehow not have gotten that this is really about a corrupt totalitarian regime
>so let's get Denis Leary playing Denis Leary to give a 10 minute monologue to beat them over the head with it

I dunno if you americans knew about it but in some regions Taco Bell is replaced by Pizza Hut as the last surviovr of the franchise wars. So far no one knows why

>>81471669

Because they don't have tacobell in bongland. They can't pronounce shit like taco and enchilada with an english accent.

>>81471708

That's not even true

http://www.tacobelluk.co.uk/contact/

>>81471745

Well shit there goes that theory. I wonder how much this movie played a part in making combination pizzahut-tacobells a thing.

>>81471854
They didnt at the time the movie came out

>>81471854

>pizzahut-tacobell combination

What?

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>>81469779
>hasn't seen Demolition Man

>>81469779
80% of Snipes dialogue is him talking to himself

yes its kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5neN0LO0yE

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>Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

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>>81472137

>>81470431
My ass, my rules.
Japaneses pressure washer toilets are awesome, they hit the bullseye every time.

>>81472137

Master. At. Work.

>one more decade till Arnold Shwarzenegger becomes president

>>81472123

Dennis Leary's character was a bum stealing from society so it fits that he's on the conservative spectrum.

>taco bell wins the franchise wars
Pffft.

>>81472422
They would be fighting dirty, but they'd be the fist ones to go.

>>81472422

It's hard to believe now but at one point in time if you wanted food past 10pm your only options were to take your decrepit ass to either a tacobell drivethru or hang out at a Dennys or Wafflehouse.

They're basically just around to feed the homeless these days like Mickey Dees though yeah.

If there was no crime why were there so many cops? Seems like a waste of tax money.

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> ywn never really lick this ass

>>81472524

Government entity so it just becomes an expensive joke like the post office.

red letter media is right

this movie should have been 100s of years later

that fucking old dude that somehow doesn't remember los angeles as a fucking warzone

>>81472422
It was Pizza Hut in the European version.
No idea why.

>>81471902

They let their powers combine along with KFC so now you have combination pizzahut-tacobell-kfc's even. They're not super common though.

>>81472602

they didn't have taco bell in europe when it came out

>>81472137

And he doesn't cry like a bitch about it like Gandalf.

>>81470994
Well people get jailed for saying the wrong thing on twitter here so it wouldn't surprise me.

Is taco bell even a thing outside the US? Here in Australia I've never seen a Taco Bell in my life.

>>81469865
Top fucking tier post right here.

>>81472754
They changed it to Pizza Hut in other regions.

Do you even RLM

>>81472815
How? The clearly aren't eating pizza?

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>>81472123
You got the bottom reversed.

Edgar Friendly (Dennis Leary) stole from the rich, productive society members to redistribute free meals to the poor and undeserving. He was libtard scum.

Simon Pheonix was brainwashed into seeking guns and a job as an assassin ("A job's a job"). He then rose above his liberal brainwashing, seized power and tried to make the city great again. Clearly right-wing.

>>81472845

Not all pizzas are round #notallpizzas

>>81469436
Sylvester Stallone isn't white?

>>81472815

Is RLM just treading HDTGM now?

>>81471708>>81471854
>>81471854

nowadays they generally play the original version most of the time when its on telly

pointless change anyway. for a start most of us probably knew what tacobell was, and even if you don't its pretty obvious.

>>81472575

> His memories weren't erased when he was placed into the isolated utopian guinea pig society.

It's the only explanation. We never see what the outside world is like. It could very well still be a warzone.

>>81473096

but that other old dude remembers!

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>>81470349
>anon doesn't know how to use the three seashells
>wants us to spoonfeed him

>>81472921
No, hes italian

>>81470931
>muffled buzzer alert in the background
>ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶠᶦᶰᵉᵈ ᵒᶰᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵈᶦᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵛᶦᵒᶫᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵉʳᵇᵃᶫ ᴹᵒʳᵃᶫᶦᵗʸ ˢᵗᵃᵗᵘᵗᵉ⋅
Funny things are funnier from a distance

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>>81473321
Italians are barely human

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>>81473321
>and italy isn't white?!

>>81473131

If I remember correctly he doesn't make a big deal out of it and comes off pretty low key so it's possible he remembers and just doesn't care to say anything about it.

>>81469113
>Forgetting it was a white, PC culture advocating dictator who intentionally set him loose in the first place

>>81472422
How do tacos beat burgers or pizza ?

>>81470431
Those clearly aren't buttons

>>81473660
I have no idea, but then again I also have no idea how to eat a taco correctly.

>>81473660
Trumps wall didn't work, everyone's actually hispanic and using face whitener.

>>81471410
>let's get Denis Leary playing Denis Leary which is just ripping off bill hicks*

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>>81469865

>>81473592
It's pretty accurate. Like how antifa are the most violent, fascist thugs around today. Leftists are fine with those means to reach their ends.

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>>81470349

>>81472683
We didn't have many Pizza Huts either.
McDonalds would've made more sense.

>>81472422
Burgers are cis hetero food, tacos are diverse, progressive and sort of look like vaginas, it works

>>81470410

that's so fucking retarded. this would never replace toilet paper in a million years. who the hell wants to scrape their anus with a fucking plastic object?

>>81469113
WE WUZ DUKE NUKEM N SHIET!

>>81474328
>he thinks the seashells are fake

>>81472137
I think if he wasn't talking to himself, the audience might fall asleep. So they did the right thing.

>>81474328

It's in insanely impractical and inconvenient just like everything else in their society. It's idealism since there's nothing actually violent or wasteful about using toilet paper.

>>81474106
How is this better than toilet paper and wipes or paper and a bidet?

Scraping your anus with a metallic sea shell would inevitably lead to fissures and would barely get you clean.

In fact, to get properly clean, anal fissures would be inevitable. There's no way you could get all faecal matter off without breaking the skin.

>>81474393

You forget they only eat dehydrated taco bell and meat is illegal.

>>81474440

They probably shit rabbit pellets.

>>81469113
"hey my name is i watch RLM"

everytime they talk about some flick, every beta om /tv/ so just happens to make a thread about it

>>81469113
Don't forget the ruling class that wants to flood society with criminals for totally idiotic reasons. And they consider themselves immune from consequences.

That's a great metaphor for immigration if there was ever one.

>>81474440
>>81474456
im gonna guess they are still in business because they switched over to beans.

>>81470024

FO2 tag skill Small Guns and this baby you're just cutting through people like butter

>>81474393
Paper demand for the potty mouth tickets trumps need for practical ass wiping.

was the word "nigger" a language violation?

Man I have to watch this movie again.

>>81469113
>Totally reprogrammed by a British white guy to do his bidding.

>>81470349
These are the /tv/ equivalent of Cow Tools. I'd love to hear from the prop master who'd probably say something like
>I dunno, they're just weird. They're not supposed to be functional because it's a gag.

>>81472978
Goobie Re:View when?

>>81470155

Wesley Snipes literally did nothing wrong, these faggots deserved what was coming to them

>>81473438
Always possible it's a body double when you can't see the face. But the early 90s wasn't really huge on the whole body double thing and Sandra wasn't exactly a huge star yet who could demand that sort of thing.
She wouldn't get "big" until a year after Demolition Man when she was in Speed.

>>81474782
only if youre white.

>>81472422
Have you guys ever seen Taco Bell lately? They are putting everything in these tacos now, they even made a taco burrito. All they need now is a pizza taco and a burger taco and they win the war.

>>81469113
Wez Snipes is white, tho

>>81472137
>where's the radioshack

>>81472575
I think he remembers just fine but it's not PC to talk about it.

>Blade Runner wildly praised even though its vision of 2019 technology is nonsensical (flying cars and interstellar warships)
>Demolition Man considered schlock even though its vision of 2032 technology is perfectly reasonable (electric self driving cars and VR sex)

>>81475677
You think there's a way of finding out?

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>>81469113
>perfect
>can't even do the hunka chunka

>>81469113
Bonus social commentary: he's a tax evader

>>81469113
It wasn't until this re:View that I realized that Demolition Man is just inverted Terminator.

Terminator: Past is better than the future, a robot and an asshole come back in time to fight to cause/prevent the bad future.
Demolition Man: Future is better than the past, two assholes go to the future to fight over how to fuck it up and make it more like the past.

>>81471902
Yum brands bought up a whole bunch of fast food chains in the mid 90s, and they all went to shit afterward. Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC as a name didn't exist until the Yum brands takeover, that always got my autism in a bunch in that one Community episode). Oh and A&W too, which really went to shit.

>>81469113
If you consider the society of San Angeles perfect by any metric, you should just eat a bullet, you'd do humanity a favor.

>this movie put out today
>backlash for the black guy being the bad guy
>cheer for simon phoenix every time he kills a white person
>boo the cops for trying to apprehend an innocent black man

>>81469113
It predicted the pussification and corprate breading of society

>>81476781
Mr Skin doesn't list her for Demolition Man. At least not the in the free section. She did apparently get naked in Fire on the Amazon.
http://www.mrskin.com/sandra-bullock-nude-c280

>>81469113

>Perfect society.

Fuck you fascist.

>>81476940
/tv/ would be bitching that it has a sense of humor about itself.
>Quipolition Man!
>muh swearing!
>she said blow this guy but doesn't know it means blowjob! LOL!
>white guy making city clean and safe is bad guy. Fucking liberal propaganda!
>(((white)))
>wahh! muh quips!

>>81469113
More like dystopian. Sure, there's no violence or anything, but the Government controls everything and there's no fun or freedom.

>>81476599

Don't forget Demolition Man predicts your socialist utopia that's being pushed.

Whereas the politics and nature of Blade Runner was just China Town.

>>81470155
man, this sounds like Sweden... minus inteligent car

>>81470349
It's a fucking decoration. She didn't have anything to put on that shelf so she stuck a couple nick knacks on it.

>>81472524
Where would they have to address the mail in tickets without a police station

>>81469113
hes a black right?

>>81477450

Did you even watch the movie?

>>81477559
He's clearly Aryan

>>81477566
Years ago, I hardly remember it.
Sylvester Stallone gets sent to ice jail for a crime he supposedly commits, then gets unfrozen in the future and has to kick the black guy's ass because the nu-cops can't do shit

>>81477559

>blond hair

Abo

>>81475436
Yep. Just wanted something wierd in the bathroom, one of his friends said his wife had a bag of seashells in his bathroom as decor, it came from that.

>>81477314
>Demolition Man
>Fascist
It's definitely a socialism

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>>81473229
what sorcery is this?

>>81477973
>socialism can't be fascist
what the fuck passes for history/government/social studies class now?

>>81477319
This is absolutely true. Fortunately, it came out decades ago so it's not cool to hate on it like a modern film.

>>81473438
Yum

>>81473229
how'd you do the small font?

>>81478061
Watching To Kill a Mockingbi

>>81478524
ʸᵒᵘ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗ

>>81478061
American University education + facebook politics = a fucking retard who does nothing but virtue signal and get btfo by older/wiser gents.

>>81472137
>"Where are all the phaser guns?"
I laugh every time

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>>81472289
I'll be posting this in every demolition man thread from now on

>>81470349
>>81474106
it's an alive seashell.
you push it to your butt, and it licks it out

>>81474182
But that's the joke, the joke of a brand won.
McDonalds winning is too close to reality now anyway

>>81477389
like where we're heading towards right now

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>>81473229
i've been lurking 4chan since '12 (new fag!) and I've never seen small font before!