THOR: RAGNAROK TEASER

>>81468320
>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

>>81468320
Looks like the cgi needs some polish, aside from that the trailer is pretty good.

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>>81468320
Dis gun be gud.

>>81468320
now that's capeshit

>>81468320
Cate Blanchett looks hot af

>>81468361

M I L F

YASSS STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS

>That Blanchett

I'll be in my bunk.

Literally copying dc now

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>>81468361
>She'll wear the horny helmet in some scenes
Good

>>81468320
I thought it was a parody of capeshit movies filled with /tv/ memes

>>81468338
cant believe they went for it, I genuinely thought someones memeing me

>>81468320
Looks alot like Guardians of the Galaxy wich is good since it's probably the best Marvel capeshit flick.

Is this the new Guardians of the Galaxy teaser?

>>81468443
Will this be the first good female villain in a superhero movie?

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Trust in Taika

>>81468320
Jesus Christ. They just had to do it, didn't they? I was actually hype and then they fucking ruin it, RUIN IT, with out of place fucking comedy, AGAIN.

God fucking damn it.

Finally, a Thor movie that doesn't look bland as fuck.

>you're probably wondering how I got here
>classic rock song
>samey villain of the week
>diversity hire sidekick
>overdone bloom effect
>meme goldblum

Yeah, looks great.

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>>81468320
>Film about Norse god
>Immigrant song starts playing

better trailer than iron man 6 homecoming that's for sure

>>81468468
>>81468443
Can't decide if she looks better with or without the helmet.

>>81468320
we need that guardians audience boys!

>>81468320
literally
figuratively
objectively &
subjectively

reddit

>>81468443
I wish she squeezed the tip of my Mjölnir.

>>81468320
looks embarrassing.

Fuck this looks good.

>>81468525
what did he mean by this?

>>81468531
Yeah, like a billion-dollars embarrassing.

>teaser for a trailer

goddamnit

>>81468553
thor 2 barely made 500 million.

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>people like guardians of the galaxy and it made a lot of money
>alright just make 30 copies of that

>>81468496
>The Hulk is a diversity sidekick

Green is a race now?

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>>81468320
>you're probably wondering how I got here

>>81468320
Looks pretty cool

>>81468484
>>81468496
>>81468523
>>81468531

Epic, guys. I to le cringed.

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what's going on with this dude in the background

actually thought that looked alright, and Im sick of the marvel conveyor belt.

awful. this will be the film that kills capeshit

I see that Loki got a new horned helmet based on his most recent comic appearances.

>>81468588
as well you should have, it's literally a meme movie, taylor made for reddit

>>81468320
This was what Thor was supposed to be in the first place. He was never supposed to be taken seriously. Thank God they realized it after GOTG

>>81468320
>YES

>>81468565
thor 2 made 700 millions

>>81468552
It means I want to erupt my white lightning all over her hands.
>>81468565
This isn't Thor 2.

>>81468600
me on the left

>>81468320
first thor movie i'll watch

>>81468402
is it even possible to copy someone who copies you?

>>81468600
kino

>>81468502
>We can't do a Planet Hulk movie because of Universal, so we'll just stick it in this Thor movie

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>caring about a superhero movie after Logan closed the door on the genre

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>>81468485
LOL get fucked reddit

>>81468623
*Tailor made you retard

Like a seamstress, not TSwift, hope this helps

like a bootleg version of girl and dragon tattoo trailer.

Cinematography looks amazing. Doesn't feel like a marvel grey style filter. It actally looks fun

>Cutting off Thor's hair
Same thing as cutting off Scarlet Witch's tits. This is gonna flop hard

>>81468320
le guardians of the galaxy quip off.

>>81468443

Sexy as fuck

>>81468569
>capeshit is a lifeless by-the-numbers cash grab
More at 11

>>81468402
They can't be copying DC, there's too much color.

>>81468502
>Warcraft (2016) Extended Edition

>>81468666
Satan confirms

>>81468624
Fuck you. He's the god of thunder, not comedy.

>>81468320
It was great right up until that last quip. Which is not to say that quips are not okay for a movie like this, but...Come on. That was really fucking lame.

Looks neat though. And I hate these Marvel movies.

>>81468463
Not much competition.

>>81468700
This so muchI just want a series film that respects my nordic roots and mythology of course hollywood has to make fun because its """white""""

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Holy shit reddit must be creaming their pants right now

>Mjolnir breaks
That's more like it. I was worried they were gonna make him "unworthy".

>>81468654
How long have we known this? Like a year at least? Two? Why bring it up now?

>>81468320
I dont know guys. The "record scratch" at the beginning is ridiculous, but it looks, dare I say, fun.

>>81468745
You should keep posting this, it's really very funny. You bring a lot to this board.

>>81468320
>Jeff Goldblum
Kino confirmed

>>81468320
>not even 15 seconds into the trailer
>"*FREEZE FRAME*" now i know what ure thinking... how did this hapopen?
Not watching this.

>>81468728
You want stories about Loki turning into a mare, getting fucked and giving birth to a filly with six legs so Odin doesn't have to pay his construction workers?
Stupid Swede.

DUDE QUIPS LMAO
DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO
DUDE 90% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES LMAO

>>81468320
>>81468338
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g

>>81468502
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>81468320
>we know each other from work
I'm feeling sick.

>>81468775
>The "record scratch" at the beginning is ridiculous

That was the best part.

>using /tv/ memes
Yet another flop incoming for the Thor franchise

>>81468320
OMG! SO FUN! EPIC! LMAO XD

>>81468788
Yes you are. You know you can't say no to Jeff.

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>>81468728
>Marvel
>respecting white ethnicity

wew

>>81468798
Yes?

>>81468468
Along w/ the Celestials in GOTG, this is one of the most comic-booky, classic Marvel looking images they've put on screen, bravo.

>>81468713
It's the 'he's a friend from work' that kills it. It's pretty tryhard and sounds unnatural.

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>people will pay money to watch this 2 hour shitty video game cutscene

>>81468468
If he can capture just a bit of essence from Hunt for the Wilderpeople in Ragnarok, the movie will be awesome.

>>81468665
>marvel grey style

it still looks grey as fuck you retard

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>>81468728
God Butcher movie when?

DCucks struggling to pretend this won't be a hit. Quips and all, the trailer looked much better than wonder woman's, which will mark the flop road for JL

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>>81468320
HOLY SHIT this actually looks miles better than Justice League

Marvel you surprised me

>people are surprised a trope is used
>claim its a /tv/ meme
back to rëddit

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>>81468443
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SPOIL THIS BEFOREHAND

REEEEEE

>>81468728
>Muh nordic roots
Håll käft, inavel

>>81468844
>tryhard

You're doing great.

MINDLESS FUN! DC BTFO LOL

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>>81468361
Every movie Blanchett is in is gonna be great

Man they're really going hard on this classic songs in trailers meme.

Also
>I know him from work
Sounds like it came out of a sitcom.

>>81468468
That thing must be really uncomfortable to work in

>>81468402
>Literally copying dc now
Nah, they're copying Guardians of the Galaxy. Nobody wants to copy DC.

>>81468858
>marvelcucks literally defending this garbage
reddit has truly arrived

>>81468320
>HE'S A FRIEND FROM WORK!!!!
this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes

>>81468397
lrn2 Edda

>>81468355

This, the gladiators scenario looks like PS2

>>81468873
How'd Indiana Jones 4 and The Hobbit prequel work out for ya? Heh

What the fuck have they done to his hair? He looks less like Thor and more like some MMA shitheel.

>>81468865
We already knew it was gonna happen. They even showed Thor using Jarnbjorn, his axe, in a photo of Infinity War.

>>81468320
well at least they didn't play "it ain't me"

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>>81468320
I bet this is the top comment on plebbit:

'Thor's reaction to seeing Hulk is EXACTLY how I reacted! METAAA, take some ques DCEU, this is how it's done!'

>>81468415

Yeah, isn't it fucking awesome. if tell Thor that he's a big guy when he ends up on the Arena planet, I'll probably bust a nut in my pants.

>>81468903
Indiana Jones 4 wasn't any worse than 2.

>>81468910
>[/spoiler]
youre wanted back at reddit, friendo.

>>81468910
K I N O
K
I
N
O

>>81468910
Blackyrie getting rekt by Hela.

>>81468910
Looks like this is how Valkyrie ended up exiled on Goldblum's planet.

>>81468926
>>>/r/dc_cinematic

>>81468499
All it was missing was the kittens.

http://rathergood.com/2016/04/05/viking-kittens/

>>81468338
this

Will we get any Bruce Banner?

>>81468910
Zack Snyder on suicide watch

>>81468728
You only figured that out now after MCU casts an Aussie to play Thor?

>>81468745
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/64jf5v/thor_ragnarok_teaser_trailer_1/

They love the quips and 'i guess you wonder how you got here' joke

>>81468910
>slow mo
>black and light blue color palette
>300 background
They will recover by suing this hack for plagiarism

>>81468320
>start with the corniest trope
>muh womynz rule
>rehashed meme songs
Yeah, I'd imagine Reddit will have tons of comment chains of joke now

>>81468600

This scene shows just how bad do scenes like this in Studio and not in natural light
Loki looks like he's pasted on the scene, looking very bad

FUCKING COLOR.

Looks like they've learned and made this not so bland like their other films (except GotG).

>>81468320

i'm a dc shill and this trailer is better than the justice league one

fucking wb, they should have let zack go full retard to give us another kino

Honestly looks really good. I don't know why /tv/ gets triggered so hard by any attempt to put humor into superhero movies, this looks fun.

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Holy Shit where do I start with how fucking amazing this looks? Let's see

>Perfect fucking cast
>Helmsworth is as hot as ever with short hair
>GOLDBLUM YES!
>A Gladiator like movie FUCK YES I AM HEAPS PUMPED!
>If Warcraft had a high budget: the Movie
>THE FUCKIN HULK
>Cute black female villain
This is going to be an amazing film and you know it

>>81468600

>green screen
>green cape

poetry

>>81468989
>muh womynz rule
So you're saying that movies aren't allowed to have threatening female villains?

>>81468895
relax, go watch BvS again before your head explodes

>>81468886
It has hulk. Nothing else needs to be said. You DCucks will never experience the joy of having a good movie about your characters. Your only chance was battfleck and they pushed that movie so far into the future, by then DCU will be absolutely dead, or at least looked like the abomination it is, with low expectations and laughs

Despite Marvel's usual flat lightning the whole thing looks pretty vibrant, cool production design too

>>81468320
redditkino

>>81468576
Valkyrie is a literal Germanic Valkrie and not a black woman

>>81469019
jesus christ the cringe

>>81469002
Not gonna lie, former DC fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching DC crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Snyder get the KINO codes.

>>81468988
Yes, all of those were first present in Snyder's magnum opus 300 and nowhere else.

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>>81469019
>Skurge dual-wielding machine guns

>perfect opportunity for a mythology story
>fill it with capeshit
Why can't westerners do anything right?

>>81468501
ha

>>81468361
>>81468443
Oooh. So in this universe Galadriel rook the ring off Frodo then?

>>81468468
I love how they actually just said fuck it and made her look exactly like the comic costume

>>81468874

>Sounds like it came out of a sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVnBBjjjAnY

hm, I wonder why.

>>81468989
>muh womynz rule
So any movie that has a female character that doesn't just exist as a human fleshlight is a feminist conspiracy?

>>81468600
Loki's costume used to be awesome, this just looks plain and cheap.

>>81469050
leave Jesus ouf of this

>>81469033
upvote reddit style!

>>81469019
Worst shilling I've ever seen

>>81469060
Jormungandr and Fenris would have been cool.

>>81469019
This. Makes me want to buy the comics because I literally can't wait to watch this. Sent links to my buds and they're all hype as well.

I liked most of the MCU films, but never had any real intrest in them, but this one looks really awesome.

Ughh.. I mean peeps know that Thor is already boring but why'd they have to make this GotG lite?

>>81468502
What video game is this from?

>having a movie trailer ruined for you because of memes

Autism

it's like they're trying to make their crap as reddit and shitty as possible to see how many people will keep watching

Taika Watiti can do no wrong.

>>81469050
You're literally autistic if you didn't catch that sarcasm

Gtfo

>>81469074
Oh yeah I forgot about that.

>>81469107
i don't think you know what sarcasm is

>trailer is a cringe piece of shit
>ctrl+f "DC"
>15 results
hahah classic shills!

>>81469091
Everybody should buy Walt Simonson's Thor run and Planet Hulk.

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>>81469010
>I don't know why /tv/ gets triggered so hard by any attempt to put humor into superhero movies
tell that to those who complain of quips but their Orange and Blue movie has tons of humor

btw get it? Orange and Blue movie

*catches a breath*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*reminds self that they literally cast a skeleton to play Wonder Woman*
WHAT THE FU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bring Nolan back now and have him direct The Batman movie

>>81469060
>capeshit movie
>filled with capeshit

interesting

>>81468926
kek you were close desu

>>81469080
that's all you can say? reddit, memes.
You clearly can't convey why this is not awesome. Therefore it is.

jesus you faggots sure get triggered

must feel like hell to have your likes and dislikes determined by what Reddit chooses to upvote

>>81469019
SIMPLY EBIN : D

I'll take 4 batman flicks over this reddit piece of shit

>>81469019
is that Karl fucking Urban as Skurge????

>>81469038
Isn't Ragnarok or guardian 2 will be the first marvel film that use new camera or some shit? Maybe that'd explain the color

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>>81468463
you wish manchild pleb

>>81469129
keep shilling marvelcuck

>>81469120
Sarcasm, satire, whatever, eat shit.

>>81468320
Have they reached "apex reddit"?

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looks better than gotg 2 and spiderman

i wouldn't be surprised if it beats justice league at the box office

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>>81469129
being a DCuck must be painfull

>>81468320
Looked pretty good until
>"He's a friend from work!"
Fucking hell Marvel why do you keep undercutting moments with quipshit

>>81468874
i kinda miss the BRRRRRRRRM trailers.

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>>81469093
I've only seen Age of Ultron, Ant Man and Civil War from the MCU. Ant Man is my fav movie from those and I was never into Thor but just watching this teaser HOLY FUCK I actually wanna watch the first 2 Thor movies to get ready for this

>mfw Jeremy Renner is going to be in Ant Man and the Wasp
Very hyped lads

>>81469129
Calm down buddy it's not our fault this trailer looks like shit

>>81468361
>evil sexy Cate

Can't wait.

>>81469019
Wait, Karl Urban is in this?

Now it's even fucking better... i am hype.

>>81469074
>23mil views
And I thought the capeshit bubble was prepped to burst

>>81469167
LOL! DC BTFO! EBIN 8D

>>81468443

someone shoop is so it looks like she's holding a big black dick

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>>81468320
How the absolute fuck are people not sick of these meme movies?

>>81469139
Get some taste. the trailer was absolutely shit to anyone who isn't a child or woman.
i can't imagine an adult male sitting down for this crap. how pathetic can you be.

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>>81469148
>he defends a twig as Wonder Woman
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am not a fan of Captain America and find the MCU pretty average but this new Thor trailer actually looks great so will watch this one.
I am not a Marvelcuck

>>81468468

Am I the only person who sees aku

>FÒOOOOLISH NORDIC WARRIOR

>>81469194
Why would you think that? Nothing makes the kind of money these movies make.

>heh perhaps you're wondering how I ended up in this mess!
Anyone defending this piece of shit is not from /tv/

>>81469097
It's called DC's Final Nail in the Coffin. I think it's made by Capcom.

>>81469218
>the trailer actually looks great
holy shit reddit

>>81469129
>>81469019
>this desperate shilling
That bad huh?

>>81469218
FUN! AMMIRITE! LMAO

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>>81469189
>Karl Urban
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Give him a heavy metal soundtrack when he goes on a shooting spree to make it just like old 2005 style

So is Doctor Strange gonna be in this movie?

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>>81468623
Tay-Tay made this movie for us?

>>81469238
>Final Nail in the Coffin
>not Crisis in the Box Office
Apply yourself.

>>81469212
Mate don't know how to break it to you. But the general population is borderline retarted.

>>81469146
>be in like 3 scenes
>no character development whatsoever
>not main villain but one of his minions
>costume ain't sexy at all
>won't be in any more movies
yeah... no.

>>81468502
Damn PS3 games look like THAT?

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>they actually did it
The madmen
>>81468468
>this too
the absolute madmen

>>81469242
Imagine letting Reddit be in charge of what you like or dislike

>>81469261
I want Tay-Tay in the MCU.

>>81469129
>this guy with his reddit spacing and always finishing posts with a spoiler
lmao at marvel pajeets

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>Have the word ''reddit'' filtered
>literally half the thread is hidden
Why are you guys so obsessed with that website

>>81468320
god this looks so bad.

the jokes. the memes. lacking any sort of depth or meaning. this shit exists to make money.
fuck anyone who pays to see this garbage.

>>81469216
What types of movies do you enjoy anon?

>I LE KNOW HIM FROM LE WORK!!!!!!!!!

Jesus christ

>>81469280
Yeah but only in Japan.

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>>81469242
>he doesn't like Gladiator like movies
Looks fucking great

>>81469252
>the "shilling meme" again

Enjoy your boring Skeleton Woman killing poor WW1 Germans.

>>81468443
Good to see the movies are going with the classic comic book tradition of "bad guy breaks Thor's hammer to establish how for serious he is".
How soon before they break Captain America's shield?

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>>81468320
>actual record scratch opening
>meme trailer music
>we GOTG now
>quips

This just might end up overtaking GOTG as the most reddit movie of all time

>Thor: Reddit
Jesus Christ, Marvelfags

>>81468320
Dance off bruh!
Ebin!
Upboated!

>>81469316
>LELELELE
Find a better way to communicate, sperg.

>>81469257
Yes, only when they're looking for Thors dad though

That's also when Hela destroys the hammer

I'm glad I dropped Capeshit when Iron Man came out.

wtf jeff goldblum

Can't wait to see the Taylor Swift cameo in theatres near me

>>81469146
>woman
>autistic
>looks half male

no wonder 4chan loves "her"

>>81469318
Loki has two knives, why doesn't he look happy?

>>81469318
>gladiator like movies
the gladiator part will just be reduced to another meme moment for thor and hulk.
fuck anyone who pays for this trash

>>81469354
He looks pretty happy when he's sitting on a comfy couch, hanging out with Jeff Goldblum and watching the 2 heroes he hates the most beat the crap out of each other.

>ODIN IS NOT REAL MORTY *BURP* I-I KNOW THIS GUY FROM WORK WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *BURP*
Great movie you have going on friends

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>>81469281
>Hela's costume
>Thor's helmet
>Skurge
>Doctor Strange's gloves
This movie is gonna be great for /co/ autists

>>81469388
Payback's a bitch and being Loki is suffering.
Please let him replace Mephisto for Infinity War

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>>81469165
ur face while you tpye this

>>81469354
i like you

>>81469302
>you guys
It's literally just one autist

>>81469019
Very well done mimicry of a typical Redditor reaction to it.

>>81469403
why care about some gloves?

>>81468658
>caring about anything FOX made since X2

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>>81468320
some dude on this board described all this scene for scene a few months ago
sometimes you guys arent making shit up

The record scratch is the best thing marvel has ever done. Prove me wrong.

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>>81469201

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>>81468320
It's over DCucks

>>81468320
This looks so bad. how can any self respecting man pay to see this shite?

>>81469420
I refuse to believe that
Nobody is THAT desperate

>>81469438
Its not a big deal, just his classic design. I kinda assumed he wouldn't wear it since he didnt in the movie.

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>>81468728

>>81469438
Because he has them in the comics to cover up the fucked up scars on his hands.

>>81468745
you would know, redditor

>>81469469
You don't understand

This IS reddit. This IS memes

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>in another timeline dc got cate as a milf poison ivy that seduces harley in gotham sirens

>record scratch

/tv/ btfo

>>81468320
I thought that Spiderman shit was the worst trailer I'd see in a long time but they just outreddit'd themselves. Bra-fucking-vo

>>81469070

She is not Cate Blanchet you simpleton, she´s Claire Forlani.

>>81469468
Because what self respecting men do is to be so insecure about what other people think about them and what kind of people share their opinions that they don't have the balls to actually stand for what they enjoy

>>81469510
underrated as fuck

Who started the trend of having cover of some famous song in trailer? Was it Suicide Squad?

>thor
who the fk watches this crap

>>81469526
>these people
>enjoying things
>on MY internet

>>81469526
reddit is literally creaming LMAO.

>>81469510
why is google the audience?

>>81469544
>cover

>>81469526
UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE

>>81469468
Blanchett, Goldblum, Karl Urban are 3 good reasons

>>81469539
>>81469510
(You)

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>>81469510

>>81469499
Is that the timeline where Tim Burton kept making Batman movies after Returns so we had more Pfeiffer Catwoman and a serious Harvey Dent in Batman Forever?

The Reddit Movie!
The Reddit Movie Vol. 2!
Reddit: Memenarok

>>81468443

>heh....nothin personnel, thor

>>81469510
why is the lighting completely different from hulk to thor in an arena?

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>/tv/ suddenly hate Marvel

WTF HAPPENED????

>>81469526
So this is how film dies with thunderous applause.

>>81469549
No one, the first two flopped

>>81468443
someone photoshop my dick to replace the hammer

>>81469536
>my feet hurt
>nobody's got my back in battle
>wish I had two knives instead of two wives

damn, DC really can't catch a break.

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When a new trailer for a Marvel movie is released, you guys's shitposts are predictable and interchangeable.

You all know who you are and i'm disappointed.

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>>81469510
holy shit

>le sassy overpowered badass gurl villain!
Embarrassing

>>81468338
Honestly the movie is Thor and Hulk in a space game show, might as well go all out on the camp and silliness

>>81468468
This plus Thor's helmet finally getting wings is hype as fuck

>>81468569
>Thor 1 and 2 were some of the weakest films in the MCU
>Thor can spend time in space
>GotG makes space colourful and silly and is successful
>anon: "waah why isn't it Thor on Earth doing shit nobody even remembers"
Thor franchise needed something to stop it being so fucking boring, GotG but with a different Chris is a good start

Fuck me I sound like a shill

>>81469585
/tv/ has always been contrarian

>>81468320
had no interest in this film until just now finding out karl urban and cate the great are in it.

is cate waifu material?
also who the fuck did the casting for valkyrie?

>Asgardians of the Galaxy.

>>81469585
>suddenly
>>reddit

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>dkeks on suicide alert

LOL EVERYTHING HAS WACKY CONFLICTING COLORS HAHA

LOL QUIPS

>>81469556
>why is google the audience?
Because the majority of people are google aren't they?

>>81469596
Sorry your dick must have atleast more than 124 pixels

>>81469544
They at least could have used No Quarter instead of Muh immigrants song.

>>81468502
H U L K B O W L

>>81469573
I guess we'll have to wait and find out. I'll PM you when its released and i've seen it.

You guys don't like this shit for real do you? It's just that company war bullshit r-right?

what's up with the GOTG looks?

>>81468388
>>81468398
>>81468873

She is not Cate Blanchet you simpleton, she´s Claire Forlani.

>>81469676
>why does a movie look similar to another movie from the same series
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>81468320
Phrases I would have given a pass - choose one from Columns A and B:

A____________B
Friend________from Midgard
Ally__________from Earth
Comrade______in arms
Companion____in battle

But "A friend from work?" "A FRIEND FROM FUCKING WORK?"

Because an extradimensionsl quasi-immortal Asgardian god would just know all about the concepts of a work week and office friends, right? He picked it up during all that time in his youth he spent interning in the accounting pool for Idunn Orchards, right? And naturally all those beings at the arena just came there to unwind after a hard day at the office, so they know exactly where he's coming from.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Don't try to defend that shit. Don't you fucking dare. Don't even suggest that it was referencing some exchange from earlier in the movie, because that only makes it worse. That only means they gave us the punchline without the fucking setup. This is how few fucks they give about these characters. That's fine if the actor's just there to make a buck. I understand that. But for a line that shitty, self-aware, and out-of-character to make it onto the screen means that no one involved in the process gives one shit about these characters. Not one.

>>81469650
it's okay DCbro

we'll get em' next time.

>>81469182
>mfw Jeremy Renner is going to be in Ant Man and the Wasp
Is this an ironic humour sorta thing? Who gives a shit about him or his character?

>>81468361
Goddamn.

>>81469675
Sometimes I just wanna turn my brain off and have a good time at the theater.

>>81469676
It was popular so they're doing the ol' cut + paste thing.

>>81469693
F U C K I N G B E A U T I F U L

>>81469667
are you implying the change in lighting has something to do with the plot? I highly doubt that. Think it's disney up to their usual tricks again cutting corners

>>81469698
Martha pls

>>81469675
yeah because everyone is like DCucks, defending bad movies that flop day and night "against marvel" not because of the movies themselves

>>81469700
It just means more meme interviews with Renner

Enough with the fucking niggerwashing you worthless kikes.

Somebody thought they were real clever for using the Zeppelin song that has "hammer of the gods" in the lyrics. Nevermind that it doesn't fit the trailer or Thor himself at all.

>>81469693
seems like green+warm colors is the new "blue and orange" and desu i love it

>>81468817
GotG used big guy and did well
I feel like they even left a slight pause in after they said it so shitposters would embarrass themselves in cinemas

im a dcuck and this looks great from the trailer

>>81469693
RED AND GREEN FINALLY

I WAS BORED WITH SO MUCH BLUE AND YELLOW/ORANGE

>>81468320
Only good part was succubus cate

>>81469693
This shit is going to get awards it looks that good.

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>>81469729
Fuck you shills are nervous

If you watch and enjoy super hero movies like Thor you need to grow up and get cancer

>>81468320
WOW there are a lot of niggers in space

>>81469510
LOL EPIC MEME XD

>>81469781
martha pls

>>81469756
This.

This is my main fucking gripe.

Movie looks like it'd be another Thor : The Dark World movie anyway..

>>81469794
Jaffa kree

>>81469650
Yes, this movie has actual color in it, problem?

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Best marvel girl coming through

Fuck off cringy reddit cancer.

>>81469798
UPVOTED

>all the "Looks fun" shill posts
>all the "Im a DC fan but..." false flag posts

Marvels marketing budget is through the roof goddam

>>81468499
kek

>>81469074

>he made a little bed for Mjolnir

I can't even

>>81469777
>picture of some random youtuber or some shit
>calls others shills
>cares enough to reply to said shills
sounds like you're the nervous one. Get a life

also, thread is about to hit limit in like 20 minutes. This movie is gonna make a billion, deal with it

>>81469830
The close up of her face left something to be desired but she's ok for a negress.

>>81469857
LMAOing at you to be tbqh honest

>remove Portman from the movie
>it instantly looks better
really made me think

>>81469642
underrated

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>we Kirby now

>>81469629
>Thor's helmet finally getting wings is hype as fuck
Those aren't wings they're blades. His helmet looks sci-fi. His helmet went from having fish fins to daggers. I won't be surprised if they detach from his helmet and expand into swords.

I love the "gladiator in space" trope

>>81469857
I've never believed in them until this thread

>the obvious shilling in this thread
fucking pathetic

>>81469857
No shit. We've been trying to warn /tv/ mods for months now. They really need to IP track these Marvel shills. My money is on that they're all posting from some third-world shithole.

>>81469881
> negress
> ok
no

>>81469918
like?

what's up with all these redditors here today?

>>81469902
what

>>81469830
WE

>>81469902
so fucking ugly

Looks like it could be fun. I haven't really liked the Thor movies though.

>>81468338
This.

>>81469915
No you dont shill stfu