Why are there no funny right wing comedians?

(((I have no idea.)))

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basically this

Tim Allen is hilarious, faggot.

>>81464424
bait

>>81464374
thinly veiled recommendations thread

on topic, Dave Chappelle

>>81464395
>A race that accounts for less than one percent of the global population has no problem enslaving the entire rest of the planet

Keep fighting the good fight, Ubermenschen.

>>81464424
But I feel aflicted by the smell of unwashed hippies that grew up in middle-class families

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>>81464424

Does Norm Mcdonald count as right wing? He's fucking hilarious.

>>81464374
Probably because being a comedian still makes you part of Hollywood and having any sort of rightwing opinion in there gets you a Mel Gibson treatment.

>>81464482
I see Oldman still working and whining like a good rightwinger does.
Mel fucked up and disgraced himself,cut the persecution complex.

>>81464482
Nah, I'm pretty sure drunken anti-semitic outbursts directed at police officers get you the Mel Gibson treatment.

>>81464374
Trump is a right wung comedian. He makes a lot of people laugh.
Granted, he took his joke quite far by now.

first of all, most comedians suck.

but anyways,

Norm Macdonald
Gavin McIness and old Vice Magazine
/pol/
Sam Hyde has his moments
Dennis Miller is conservative, if you find him funny

Vincent Gallo isn't a comedian, but I find him amusing to listen to talking shit on everything

>>81464374
Right wing humor tends to lean better towards sketches rather than live stage delivery.

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>>81464550
> /pol/

>>81464572
And why is that?

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>>81464550
>Gavin McIness

Who the fuck cares about comedy in 2017 anyway? With the exception of British and Eastern European gigs the whole industry got castrated and talking about touchy subjects like Muslims, trannies or fat pieces of shit is frowned upon while fading away.

>>81464456
It's actually not too strange, when you look at the history of most civilizations.

Middlemen minority groups have disproportionate power throughout the world (Igbos in Nigeria, Parsis in India, Armenians in Turkey, etc.).

Jews are an interesting case because of how much higher up the bell curve the average Jew sits, something like 112 IQ.

It doesn't sound like a huge difference, but it means the very uppermost tip of the intelligence distribution is saturated, positively saturated, with Jews.

And intelligence is the currency of power. It's why one human can outsmart a billion chimps. It's why one 150-IQ guy can outsmart a billion retards.

The Jews have achieved permanent hegemony over the human race, and there's no going back. The "singularity" nerds talk about already happened in the form of assortative mating among the Jewish merchant class hundreds of years ago.

Crazy, huh?

>>81464575
/pol/ are funny as fuck. I kind of consider a hivemind as an entity or actor, if not a person exactly

>>81464596
he's seriously pretty funny and very likeable

>>81464604
Kinda sounds like they're the actual 'Master Race', no?

>>81464623
>he's seriously pretty funny and very likeable

He's neither of those things.

>>81464623
Humour is subjective, but he is definitely not likeable.

>>81464374
Jews banned it

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>>81464374
Because they're denied exposure.

Next question.

>>81464630
That's one way to put it. I myself have some Ashkenazi blood (not a ton) and it makes me chuckle to know that I can use that as a shield at university while still getting most of the benefits of looking white.

>>81464764
D R O P P E D

>>81464374

There are

They post on /pol/ and here.

Just because theyre not paid to.do so doesnt make them non comedians

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>>81464374
There are. it's called Postal directed by Uwe Boll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_OdIGqX4c

>9/11 scene
>"Everybody hates Jews" line
>Making fun of mentally challenged people
>J.K. Simmons has a cameo
I have no idea how he got this movie made

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>>81464812
>"Go back to Mecca and run around your big black box"
How did Uwe Boll manage to get away with this? Also a shame this scene was cut and can only be found on the Director's Cut (not Unrated version)

>>81464805
>Full Body Cringe: The Post

>>81464843
>How did Uwe Boll manage to get away with this?
> Also a shame this scene was cut and can only be found on the Director's Cut

...Uh.

>>81464848
he's rght though. 4chan are consistantly funnier than most known comedians. collectively and individually. and a good chunk of the humor comes from right wing posters.

>>81464897
>Full Body Cringe Part II: The Samefaggotry

Good lord, man. I haven't even had breakfast yet.

>>81464424
>LE RESISTENCE xD
>BAN ASSAULT JOKES
I hate liberals.

>>81464940
i know you're a leftist or whatever, but if you say all the "comedy" out there is better than the laughs here, you're lying to yourself

I've gotten more laughs from baneposting alone than any single comedian.

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>>81464453
You're delusional if you think Dave is right wing, he's centrist at best.

>>81465099
Anything that isn't left of Dunham is "right wing" apparently.

>>81464374
Because the ability to put yourself in other people's shoes is a very important to comedy. How can you know if something's funny if you can't understand other perspectives?

>>81464374
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/comedians-tell-anti-brexit-jokes-damaging-careersas-audiences/
The free market works again

>>81465146
>Trump is a Billionaire man of the people for the people
>Right wingers can't put themselves in other peoples shoes

>>81465204
>Yeah but when right-wing comics fail it's because jews

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Because effects of liberal doctrine aren't funny.

Maybe in the "you got what you asked for" sense.

>>81465233
Who are you quoting?

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>>81464374
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>>81465234
How did I know it was a black African just from the thuggish, apelike brutality of the act before I even got to the mention he was from Ghana?

they have a certain style when they go bad. like some parody of the most 19th Century cliche of a savage primitive except it's fucking real.


"OOGA BOOGA!" ::waves machete::

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>>81464456
yeah and the government doesn't tap everything connected to the net and doesnt have access to all your loli. Keeping fighting the predetermined fight, goy.

>>81465234
I hope they feed that ape his own dick and then slit his worthless, subhuman throat, but obviously Germany probably wont even punish him at all.

>>81465217
This post is really hard to read until you realise the first line is supposed to be read completely sincerely.

>>81465373
>I'll prove this thing by referencing a completely unrelated thing.
>BRILLIANT

Yeah, and Shakespeare didn't write Othello and Redbull doesn't give you wings. Heeey Macarena, AH-HAH!

>>81465146
What a retarded post.

Humor has nothing to do with empathy. It's basically based in human corruption and stupidity and if anything is infused with a cosmic contempt.

>>81464374
Most comedians aren't funny.

Maybe conservatives avoid embarressing themselves with cringeworthy forced memes *cough* le Drumpf xD *cough* like the liberals do on a regular basis.

Comedy and movies being dominated by the left is the same reason Business is dominated by the right.

Intelligent lefties tend to favour the arts. Intelligent right wingers tend to favour finance and business.

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>>81465435
Jesus, the inability to even look up to see if the article's real is the reason why /pol/ is so outraged at everything. You got shown a red cloth and you're instantly raging without considering the idea that it might not be true.

>>81464374
Trump is unironically the funniest American celebrity in years

>>81465508
also, comedy is often savage, cruel, and amoral if not even immoral. there's nothing about 'social justice' to it. it mocks the poor and biologically stupid as much as it does the privileged. which is why racist humor is so damned funny.

>>81464424
Yeah, because we all know Doonesbury is a real knee-slapper

>>81465541
shit like this continually happens in Europe these days and you know it.

rapey ape-people and goatfuckers are ooga booga-ing and allahu ackbaring all over the place.

I dont even know what left or right means anymore

>>81464528
But being Woody Allen does not.

>>81464602
>With the exception of British and Eastern European gigs

yeah you certainly sound knowledgeable on the matter

>>81464424
what's Garry Trudeau's excuse then?

>>81465581
Except it doesn't. The fake statistics thrown around constantly look at other things that _seem_ to imply some sort of refugee war, which shit sites like Breitbart keeps publishing without checking, but the reality is that there is marginal difference.

Shit like that XY Eizenfall map are littered with unconfirmed, confirmed false and non-refugee crimes that keep being represented as refugee ones because we gotta get some more outrage!

>>81465594
What's the most successful Woody Allen movie that's come out lately? The man does like a movie a year, not because of a grand Jewish conspiracy, but because he makes them for $15 and shoots them over a weekend in his summer home. He's a largely independent filmmaker.

>>81464623
/pol/ is unintentionally funny

Because right wingers have no sense of humor. Their constant state of righteous anger mames them incapable of seeing the humor in anything.

Everything they agree with is good and right and can't be made fun of and everything they disagree with is an evil conspiracy to destroy western society and they're the only ones who can save us from it.

Watch one of Milo Yiannopoulos' so called lectures. It's fascinating. It's like a standup routine by someone who's only idea of a punchline is "leftists/feminists/muslims/other people who are not like me or "Daddy" Trump sure suck, right?"

>>81465665
>defending increase in rapes of women and children because you're so committed to a leftist view of humanity

embrace apolitical realism, anon. it's refreshing out here.

>>81464975
>I've gotten more laughs from baneposting alone than any single comedian.

Are you unironically saying baneposting is right-wing?

do you realize most memes come from underaged posters with no political affiliations whatsoever? are you aware of how young 4chan actually is, especially with the more recent invasions?

>>81464975
>I've gotten more laughs from baneposting alone than any single comedian.
That says more about you than the comedy scene.

>>81465696
>embrace apolitical realism, anon

I do. I bought a bagel and a redbull this morning from the Yemeni deli on the corner near my apartment. Guy gave me a pack of smokes for free the other day because I was short on cash. Good dude. Came back home with my two latino roommates. Good dudes. In fact, on my block, I'm probably in the minority as a white guy. Thought that would be weird at first, but after a while I realized that people are people. There are good people and there are bad people, but for the most part, they're just fucking people. I deal with immigrants every day, and yet it's not the dystopian hellscape /pol/ led me to believe.

>>81465806
>Thinks mudlsimes are people

The only people qualified to tell you about Muslims are lower educated Breitbart readers in Red States who have never actually met one.

>>81464374
>>81464424
>>81464942
The point is that leftists are often the most privileged of society. Haven't you noticed how most rich kids are extremely leftist when they only consume daddy's money? It's those that actually struggle to make their own money or they did in the past that understand liberal economics.

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>>81465897
>Haven't you noticed how most rich kids are extremely leftist when they only consume daddy's money?

Not particularly. Although I have noticed a yuge number of right wing silver-spooners that like to downplay the role their parent's wealth played in their own success every chance they get.

>>81465897
This is just some hardcore confirmation bias stuff. There is a very small correlation and can mostly be explained by progress and resistance to it.

>>81464374
there are plenty, they just dont make it the main point of their act.

>>81465897

The left is the most privileged? The one full of minorities and poor people?

It's called punching down and it doesn't exactly make for a very popular comedy routine.

>>81464424
>doonesbury talking shit on anyone else on comedy

>>81465897
kek what?
I mean yeah, I'm sure all those punks, hippies, students etc. are all stacking mad dosh

>>81466047
Most minorities arent leftist and it was poor people who elected Trump.

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Because the left writes the jokes for us.

>>81464374
same reason all the left wing political comedians are painfully unfunny. politics are naturally dated as shit, so unless you're watching it at the exact moment it's relevant, most of the material is going to be meaningless because i'm just supposed to remember everything about rick santorum or some shit just so i can find your lazy material funny. political bias is death to comedy because it ceases to be for the sake of laughter and becomes more self-fellating and agenda pushing.

>>81464424
This is true.

I would like to hear any semi-good right wing comedian come to the stage with right wing political jokes.

>>81466098
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/09/white-voters-victory-donald-trump-exit-polls

>Of the one in three Americans who earn less than $50,000 a year, a majority voted for Clinton. A majority of those who earn more backed Trump.
>Clinton’s lead among non-white voters was substantial, but not enough to make up the difference.

I guess if you want to argue the definition of "leftist" there might be something but poor people and minorities by in large support Democrats.

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>>81466061
>Punching down
Holy hell I hope you didn't spill your Starbucks latte when typing that.

>>81466169

Yeah, that's why George Carlin and Charlie Chaplin are remembered by no one right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hkov3QcCpQ

here is sam hyde making liberals laugh nonstop for 2 hours

>>81466247
George Carlin would be seen as a total shitlord by today's standards.

>>81466243

Oh man, liberals drinking fancy Starbucks. What is this, the Bush Presidency? I bet you thought Hannity had a point when he bitched about Obama wanting dijon mustard.

before alternative comedy, most of the most famous comedians would be considered right wing by today's standards.

But you're not supposed to laugh at anything that might be considered racist, sexist or homophobic anymore.

And the jews control what people actually see on TV anyway.

This is one of the most popular UK comedians before the "alternative" comedy phase. I don't particularly like him, but you get an idea of his material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIHN1UkcSGo

>>81466247
here's the thing, george carlin wasn't about targeting specific politicians so much as gripes or problems with society as a whole, many of which still carry over today, at least in the material i remember most. yes, people still waste a lot of time, money and land on golf courses, yes, people still put stupid fucking bumper stickers about their dipshit honor student kids, and yes, imbeciles are still watering down language to make it more digestible and have less emotional impact. i guarantee carlin would have some choice words to say about the phrase "person of color."

>>81466261

He's revered as one of the greatest comedians ever by pretty much anyone who matters in comedy or culture in general. I saw him in concert a year before he died, full house. His reputation is already cemented as legendary, your argument is a useless hypothetical that's impossible to substantiate nor provide evidence for. Eat shit.

Left wing comedians are all that are needed.

Left wing people laugh with them.

Right wing people laugh at them.

>>81464374
Bill Burr

>>81466329

This is what would make him a shitlord because he wouldn't agree with shit terms like PoC >>81466324

>>81466324

Your deluding yourself if you think those things aren't political or that he didn't specifically target people like Bush or Republicans in general (or liberals for that matter). Arguing George Carlin wasn't a political comedian is like arguing Richard Pryor didn't discuss race, patently false in every sense of the word. Carlin practically built his career off a supreme court case he initiated for Christ sake.

>>81466304
>most of the most famous comedians would be considered right wing by today's standards.

This is reasonably true. In the 80's most comedians were fairly center-right. Granted, before that, you had people like Carlin who was always fairly progressive, but left wing comedy was different then. The difference now is that leftists are the language police.

>>81466365
Bill Burr is kind of a relic from the late 80s early 90s. He's definitely right of the modern comedy landscape, but I'd hardly call him a "right-wing comic".

>>81466269
Not my fault it's the drink of choice for white, well off suburban kids who need to act like they're the voice of the "oppressed". Right wing comedy has the potential to knock tards like you down a few pegs and no, it's not "punching down" like making fun of hippies isn't puncjing down.

>>81464374
>no funny right wing comedians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzn_uDxW-Fc

>>81464604
I bet you think you know the dealio then right?

>>81466388
i'm not saying he wasn't political or that he never targeted specific people, i'm just saying that the material where he doesn't do that is more memorable and has more staying power. but think of how often someone like stephen colbert goes after trump specifically, it's fucking insane, or that recent dana carvey special where he spends the first part of the show just talking about trump, it's not going to be relevant and people won't care in the future unless trump makes a 9/11 tier fuckup like bush did.

>>81466390
>In the 80's most comedians were fairly center-right.

Like who? That was when people like Roseanne, Kathy Griffin and other feminists started gaining notoriety. Eddie Murphy too. SNL in general...

how does america define left wing and right wing

>>81466061
lol most humor is "punching down" so to speak

also, you're really easy to wind up. if you take anything I say here seriously you really are a stupid cunt.

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>>81466431
>Right wing comedy has the potential to knock tards like you down a few pegs

Yeah, I'm sure people are chomping at the bit for "liberals like Starbucks" jokes. You and the rest of Jeff Foxworthy's fans.

>and no, it's not "punching down" like making fun of hippies isn't puncjing down.

Making fun of hippies is a time honored tradition for Americans in general unless you're going to start arguing The Simpson's/Futurama or whatever are right wing.

>>81465508
>>81465560
>t. Person who decides comedy guidelines

>>81466538

I guess I'll assume you were being facetious when you said "most humor is pushing down" then?

The left needs comedians to hide the fact that the vast majority of them are completely humorless.

It's just like how the right needed William F. Buckley to hide the fact that most of them were lacking in the brain department, but they eventually abandoned effort.

I dont go to /pol/, but from what I understand from reading on /tv/ is they're extremely conservative Christians who call things "degenerate"

>>81465508
>Humor has nothing to do with empathy. It's basically based in human corruption and stupidity and if anything is infused with a cosmic contempt.
yes i'm sure that's why so many people find videos of cute animals doing innocuous things so riotous.

>>81466626
think of most of the famous comedy characters. they're loser buffoons, not rich, attractive winners. the idea that humor is some righteous force for knocking the "privileged" down a peg is nonsense.

but I mean that I'm often pushing buttons here. I'm actually apolitical and not racist nor right wing, but I find the fascistic hypocrisy of leftists morally and intellectually dishonest, so it's fun to strike a pose that provokes their scripted response so that they become more and more exaggerated in their hypocrisy.

>>81466583
>Making fun of hippies is an American tradition
Well your shitty comedy-nazi webcomic seems to think otherwise.

I don't agree that "punching down" has no place in comedy or even that it's specifically right wing, I mean you went straight for the Jeff Foxworthy jab, and calling poor people from the south "uneducated rednecks" IS punching down, whether you like it or not.

>>81466621
>t. No punching down pls :(

>>81466689
>think of most of the famous comedy characters. they're loser buffoons, not rich, attractive winners.

Yeah no shit. That's because they're meant to appeal to the average viewer.

>the idea that humor is some righteous force for knocking the "privileged" down a peg is nonsense.

Nah, that's why stuff like The Daily Show is so popular. Or the book Catch 22. Or the movie Dr. Strangelove. Humor that strikes at the hypocrisy or failings of the ruling class (in whatever form that takes, political, military, financial or otherwise) is practically as old as humanity. It's doesn't define humor but it's always been a big component to it.

>the rest of your post: I was only acting retarded!

Whatever floats your boat mate.

>>81464374
This guy was a real jerk.

>>81466712

Depends on the person, a lot of people in the South clearly take pride in not being latte drinking liberals or whatever. Besides, you think it's a coincidence Daniel Whitney went with Larry the Cable Guy for his stage name? It's specifically to further bring himself down to his audiences level, in a sense punching sideways as opposed to down. Besides, I don't think there's any argument that the lowest common denominator doesn't get shit on repeatedly, watch practically any black comedian to see that in action. The question is why more comedians don't make "conservative" humor a tenant of their act and I'd say the fact that conservative in this country is almost always linked with rich and white says all that needs to be said. Very few people will tolerate someone like Rush Limbaugh talking shit about poor people. Just comes off as mean spirited which is why you don't see it as often.

>>81466960
That's a disingenuous oversimplification of conservative humor, you make it out to be that it can only be about shitting on poor people when the truth is that liberals are just as white and just as rich. While conservatives tend to be in politics, liberals are in Hollywood, they're the people getting coffee enemas and were vaping from the beginning. They're the yogis, the gurus, the people full to the brim of shit and in the end, they look down on you for not holding the same views as them and see you as uneducated, hillbilly trash. Now Im not saying thats what all liberals are, I'm saying there's an entire culture that can be targeted and ripped apart by conservatives.

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>>81465806

How is it not real, honey?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4395310/Boyfriend-forced-watch-refugee-rapes-girlfriend.html

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/10/boyfriend-forced-to-watch-as-refugee-raped-his-girlfriend-6564448/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3294201/boyfriend-is-forced-to-watch-as-refugee-rapes-his-girlfriend-at-knifepoint-while-on-german-camping-holiday/

>>81466365
bill burr was a fan of bernie sanders
also by the very fact that the democrats are centre right, being 'left wing' in America doesn't mean shit

>dennis Miller
>Dennis Leary
>Norm McDonald
>Sam Hyde

Nick DiPaolo
Anthony Cumia
Bill Burr before he wanted to be famous
Jim Norton before he wanted to be famous
Jay Mohr
Anthony Jesselnik
Adam Carolla
Joe Rogan before he wanted to be famous
There are lots more but they have to be careful since modern liberals are such hateful assholes and will try to torpedo the careers of anyone who doesn't tow the party line.

>>81466901
For you.

>>81466507
Well liberals used to mean center, lefties were commies and righties were conservatives but now left and right have gone far harder and hijacked all moderate terms.