>Clowns aren't sca-

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>81460900
Henry Cavill plays a clown?

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>>81460915

>>81460915
HE LOOKS LIKE A GU-RILL BRUSH

>>81461387
Who is that? Can I get a quick rundown?

LMAO DUDE LETS PAINT HIS MOUTH GOING UP THROUGH HIS EYES SO SCARY LMAO HIGH FIVE BRO

>>81461387
The bowl movement that saved Europe

>>81460900
Can this stupid meme about clowns being scary die?
We get it, they're horribly outdated. Do you go to a renaissance fair and roll on the ground screaming?

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>>81460900
>>81461466

>>81461496
I do, but I'm playing a character.

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

WAH AH AH AH

>>81461524
>Let's do the worst cast possible for a follow-up of to the movie that Bruce Lee's son died in.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81461387
That..That is actually significantly creepier than the actual image and actor.

>>81460900
Reminds me of the bad guy from The Incredibles

ry.

Look up pictures of actual clowns. Not "crazy murderer" clowns that juggalos and all around stupid people love so much but real clowns whose job is to be funny and entertain children. They aren't scary.

>>81460900
>his smile goes through his eyes
DAMAGED

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>>81460900
This is all I can see every fucking time

>>81460900
Imagine being one of those kids and then later you're watching some gay porn and when the bottom dude gapes his b hole, Pennywise pokes his goofy balding head out and he chuckles at you before the top dude pops his dick back in.

>>81463474
....are you alright man?

>>81463474
>then later you're watching some gay porn
Why?

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>>81463474

SCRAMBLED EGGS ALL OVER MY FACE

WHAT -IS- A BOY TO DO?

>>81461627
To be fair Wicked Prayer was like the 4th or 5th Crow movie they made. and they were getting a little worse each time.

>>81461387
Jesup ducking christ

>>81460900
is he, dare I say, floating?

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>>81461387
saved mah nigga

>>81461387
delet this or face the consequences

>>81460900
I'll see this, but only because Froggo's in it.

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BRAAAAPP

>>81461387
>follow me in the tube and i make u mod

give me the gestalt

is it a comedy?

or is it cause we're old now that horror isnt scary? like scream scared me as a kid but now its stupid

>>81461496
There are no clowns at the ren faire, dumbfuck.

>>81464689

>can hear the echo in the pipe in my head

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>>81464601
What are you doing?

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>>81460900
What chapter does Pennywise stomp a toddler through a toilet or some shit? I saw someone mention it a few weeks ago.

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>>81464864
>that chapter where Pennywise makes the toddler bite the curb

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

is it true he screams lewd things at beverly? even if we cant see the gangbang i'd settle for some nice dirty talk

>>81464842
Seeing this movie, but only because Froggo's in it.

>>81464864

It's only mentioned in passing when the losers are adults and mike is talking about victims

Later on Eddie is being chased and trips over a kid on a trike who would grow up to father a son who would be drowned in a toilet when a shape rose out of it

I think the chapter is called "Eddie's bad break"

>>81464864
>tfw to intelligent to kill kids

>>81465028
same. froggo a cute.

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DU

DU HAST

IT is actually a big spider

this is not a spoiler, we've known this for decades

how is a clown scarier than a big spider

>>81465303
JUST
ONE
FIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYYGKCanqfA

>>81464864
He drowns the kid and eats some of him, but it's only described by Mike through police reports

>>81465354
His real form is bright light, they show it once in the original movie, but then say his "true form" is a spider

>>81465303
OOOOOOOOOH AH AH AH
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>81465354
He is actually just some lights

>>81465303
H-HE'S FAST!!

>>81463585
you still have feelings left from the orgy :(

>>81465732
you can really tell this '''story''' was written by a cokehead buffoon

>>81460900
https://youtu.be/xpKxtTPQ1Q8

>>81465354

A huge spider couldn't move under it's own weight, whereas a clown can catch you and it WILL rape you.

>>81465814

>A huge spider couldn't move under it's own weight

woah, have you noticed any other unrealistic things in movies?

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>>81460900
OK fuck off with the clowns are scary meme,it's just make up and why would anyone be scared in this situation?
1.I have the high ground you stupid fuck,try and climb up here and I will stomp your head in
2.KEK you are in a sewer and covered in shit are,are you having fun down there?

pic related is way more scary

>>81465796
Don't forget he wrote an entire chapter on beverly watching the bullies lighting their farts on fire

>>81460900
If I see that fucking clown one more time

>>81461387
Actually scarier than the original

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>>81463474

>hey how about we don't go play in sewers cause we're not gross retards?
>yeah
>THE END

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>>81466265
it really is a dumb set-up when you think about,did american kids play in sewers before TMNT?

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>>81463474

*screams in clown*

>>81466265
The north was a mistake

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>Gaaaah! Neeeeggaaaaah!

>>81466707
Can someone replace 'books' with 'cunny' pls?

>>81465303
I AM THE FIRE STARTER

TWISTED FIRE STARTER

When the whippoorwill
Whippoors with the wind,
The wind can whippoor back,
Oh, nice and chubby bay-bee!

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MASTER OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING YOUR STRINGS

>>81467769

Kek

Who thought this retard actually looked scary?

>>81460900
looks like a meme movie, taylor made for reddit

I hope the trailer was just a shitty edit and this turns out to be a fantastic horror flick. I don't think that'll happen but man it'd be nice.

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>>81465966

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>>81467769

>>81467805
Who's Taylor?

>>81465303
N-NANI?!?

only white people are scared of clowns lol

>>81461639
kek

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>>81460900
how the fuck is he standing? or is he floating?

>>81460900
he looks kinda cute

>>81468144
holy fuckkk. I just spat my milk all over my desk. Dammit anon

>>81468144
they all float

>>81460900
I hate how modern cinema thinks that 'young and quirky bad guys' are a good idea. That's literally a child and it's not scary.

>>81461421
I disagree but see where you're coming from

>>81467795
Roundtable of SJWs

>>81466707
He looks like a citizen of Whoville.

>>81468144
fugg

>>81468144
>is he floating?
What do you fucking think?

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>>81468144
He's not floating he's levitating. Yes there's a difference.

>>81469264
isn't levitating like floating in air?

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>>81461466
>>81461524

I'm not much of a photoshopman, but damn.

He looks a million times better with just plain makeup.

What were they thinking?

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Give me the basic rundown on this guy

>>81460900
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CLOWN ONE MORE TIME...

>>81465303
DA DAS IST MEIN TEIL (nein)

>>81467769

>IT TOOK YOU, TO MAKE ME REALIZE

>IT TOOK YOU, TO MAKE ME REALIZE

>>81465374
patrician taste

>>81465303
kek is that supposed to be scary?

Do you think there will be *THAT* chapter?

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>see larping clown hiding in a pipe trying to be scary
>pull out gun and shoot him

murica is the best

>>81461387
Kino

>>81466707
was it the crash or getting off booze and coke that ruined him? he and his books turned into a huge pussy after the crash

>>81463585
Because y'all fucking gay

>>81470314

>Pull out gun
>shoot
>your bullet floats away
>the clown still dies from fright

isnt he supposed to be a normal lookin clown

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>>81466707
>be stephen king
>rip nearly all my big ideas from hp lovecraft and then highly criticize lovecraft and say I am better than him
>end my '""magnum opus""" series by having the main characters go to the real world and meet me and then fight dr. doom robots with harry potter snitches
>say that one of the greatest horror films of all time is a shit adaptation and make an awful miniseries that I think is superior
>explicitly describe the main character of my series as looking exactly like clint eastwood and then cast a black man to play him in the film
>include at least one grossly descriptive and out of place sexual experience in each book like a sewer child orgy or a detailed account a man getting an erection as his head gets squashed and then virtue signal about the importance of feelings
>write ten million books and never give one of them a decent ending

>>81470198
with the loli?

Did anyone come out with some r34 artwork of that

t.curious

>>81460900
IT's laughable

>>81461387
babby's first le scary character

>>81461387
legit nightmare fuel

>>81470924
really makes me think

>>81468144
Kek'd harder than I should have

>>81461576
IMMA FIASTATAH TWISTAT FIASTATAAAAAH
HEYHEYHEY

>>81465009
>tfw Motoko Kusanagi wanted NC-17 rating and child gangbang sex scene in the sewers with Beverly and The Losers.
>studio said "no"

I dont care about you fags or even this shitty film but the 44 hour audio book is fucking fantastic.

You bet your fur it is.

>>81464963
Weak

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>>81471835
>And it's always good to remember that tears make a convenient lubricant.
>Mansplaining manscaping while maneuvering manicotti in my main-man Manuel's mancave.

What did he mean by this

>>81460900

I cant take this clown seriously with that big ass fucking forehead

What a shitty costume

>>81461639

>people defend 24 fps

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>>81470765
>>write ten million books and never give one of them a decent ending

Of all the shit you wrote this one cuts the deepest.

I loved The Stand and read the unabridged thousand page version and it ends with a literal Deus Ex Machina.

Gave up on him for a decade then got suckered into the premise of the Oswald timetravel one and he cops out completely out of that too.

It's like a musician that can make a great hook but only makes trash music.

>>81461387
can I get a brief introduction to this clown story?

>>81460900
If I see that fucking clown one more time

>>81463474
bizarre off context comments always get me

>>81467769
>>81467913

Looks like Jason.

>>81465796
You can tell a failed screenwriter made this comment

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>>81463474

>>81472840
He's the junjo ito of mainstream horror.

>>81461487
Bowel movement? You kek

>>81461387
Can I get a quick plot synopsis of this film?

>>81472840
under the dome was an extremely neat premise with the lamest ending