Does this look like the face of a man happy to get married?

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he seems much happier in this pic desu

>>81460812
Wait a minute, isn't Ian McKellon-- oh dear lord

Everyone who gets married seems to regret it


But I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life

>>81460852

my uncle convinced my "aunt" not to get married and to just stay boyfriend/girlfriend for decades, even living in seperate houses. He just now gave her an engagement ring at like age 75. I don't know how he fucking does it and he won't teach me

Holy shit look at her gaze
She knows. I bet she had already set her plan in motion

>>81460812
you just knoww

Marriage has primarily to do with providing a legal framework for the separation of assets in the case of a future separation.

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>>81460852
fucking women

>>81460777
is this the face of alimony?

>>>81460777
the next thing to the beast. is this a sign?

>>81460944
He's got a fat cock

>>81460812
did he have to hold his hand like that?

we cant homos have just a bit of self control

>>81460944
Living the dream man. I want a woman who just comes and stays the weekend, gets drunk and has a good time, and then fucks the hell off on Sunday when football starts.

>>81460944
my grandparents have been together happily for 40+ years and never got married. that's the secret.

>>81460812

oh... oh!

>>81460852
Everyone dies alone though.

I don't plan on getting married because I have bad genes that I don't want to pass on like for example, extremely sensitive, fragile skin I unfortunately inherited from my mom so I can only use fragrance free soap or I break out in itchy red rashes.

Don't get me wrong. I did think of getting married when I was young but with all these health problems that appeared when I got older, it made me realize that I didn't want anyone else dealing with this shit and I wouldn't want to marry someone I wasn't truly in love with and not just because I was lonely.

Good thing I have a sister so if there's any pressure to get married from parents, as long as my sister eventually finds someone to marry, I will be off the hook.

My sister escaped all the bad genes from my family by the way while I inherited them all.

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>>81460777
Does his look like the face of a happy man with no medical or mental broblems?

I'm more interested in the look on her face. Does she look happy to be getting married? Or just smug and self-satisfied?
I feel like I can read her mind and she's thinking, "and if it doesn't work out, I can get half."

>>81463336

it was always her end game

Even when he was a superstar, he always looked uncomfortable in his own skin. He likely has a depressive personality and most of his problems are his fault.

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>In 1998 Brendan was married to the lovely, funny and intuitive Afton

http://www.brendanfraser.com/

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>the moment Brendan knew his shit was going to get fucked up

>>81460852

>Everyone who gets married seems to regret it

Nah, you're just seeing confirmation bias.

There's a ton of successful and happy marriages, but /tv/ and the rest of 4chan rarely talks about those.

>>81463420
hes had a hard life

>>81460777
He could have married a nympho supermodel
He could have married a hot celebrity like nicole Kidman or Jennifer Aniston,
He cpukd have married a big musician like alanis morrisette or gwen stefani


He chose an ugly catfish face normie that destroyed his entire life and stole his fortune.....

What did he do in a previous life to get karma that shitty to fuck him so bad?
I mean, that's like a curse.

>>81464176
nothing he simply married an average bitch he should have known better.

>>81460852
Devorcee here, don't fall for it my dude, it's a sham.

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>>81460777
post yfw it said JUST MARRIED on their car

Afton is unironically a succubus. Notice the look in her eyes in all the pictures of her and Brendan together.

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post some rare Aftons

>>81464215
Why did destiny made him meet her?
What made him ask her out
Why did his life lead him to end up with her?

His life is like a nightmare version of the butterfly effect

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>failing for the vaginal Jew

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Me IRL