welp, never going to AMC theaters again.

>>81459253
and this is the end of my story


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDpjjLiJTt4

>pissing in urinals
>pissing in urinals with no barriers in between

>>81459672
Why should there be a barrier? You're scared of other men seeing your penis?

>>81459672
micropenis detected

i bet you stand there and pretend to piss then walk out without even pissing

>>81459672
Autism

just piss over the seats

File: hahahaha.jpg (47KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 1024x576px

>>81459253

>tear off plastic bag
>piss in urinal anyway

Just piss on the floor like always.

>>81459734
>it's autistic to want to preserve a semblance of privacy in a restroom

File: 134542271225.jpg (131KB, 625x469px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 625x469px

>>81459769
why tear it off

>>81459769
just piss on the plastic cover t b h

>>81459253
How are urinals gender specific. Its privileged woman who refuse to squat into them

Not to mention they only make sense to use because they use less water

>>81459253
>Kewpie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at the way you're laughed at now
it's literally happening right now!

File: 1474658118381.png (845KB, 960x717px) Image search: [Google]

845KB, 960x717px

>>81459798

>>81459798

CLEAN IT UP!

>>81459798
Imagine pissing that out all at once

>>81459790
You forgot the word PUBLIC, cunt.

>>81459707
>>81459718
>>81459734
>I like sneaking a peek at other men's cocks

>>81459835
>>81459798
Seriously any janitor care to weigh in on how to deal?

I never watch my hands after peeing, except if there's another man present in the bathroom. This is normal, right?

>>81459867
im not a janitor but i imagine they just popped the bag, let most of it flow shower drains and mop the rest

>>81459867
grab a straw

>>81459837
>accidently mumbled fucking wagie under my breath in public

>>81459884
*wash*

>>81459253
so is this real
seems kind off sexist

>>81459884
It is for me. I was a waiter all through college lol

>>81459867
Probably some kind of suction pump or else like >>81459888 said and pop it then run away really fast

>>81459867

Wet/dry vacuum. They're literally designed to clean up liquid.

File: 0767-400x400.jpg (28KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 400x400px

>>81459672
You've never seen a trough urinal?
Everyone just lines up and whips their dick out

>>81459884
>not licking your hands clean like a sexy fox

>>81459884
I don't do this, so I can't tell you if it's normal or not.

You shouldn't do this, regardless.

>>81459964
these were the kinds of urinals we had at my little league baseball park

>>81459964
>You've never seen a trough urinal?
Why would I?

>>81459964
some nigger is always throwing trash into these things. Wish they were all publicly executed.

>>81459990
>>81459972
>>81459964
>a urinal conversation on /tv/
I have seen some shit man

>>81459964
this is how yuropoors pee, like animals

File: d81fcd30-7a2c-11e4-8b1b-9d2aee4541db_SWNS_URINAL_SLEEP_01-1.jpg (328KB, 1950x2600px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 1950x2600px

>>81459964

>>81459867
Put a sign by the door, pop a hole - there are drains in every public restroom I've cleaned, squeegie the piss into the drain, bring in your sanitizer macine thing and hose everything down

File: 1469316610714.png (311KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 400x400px

>>81459253
>Tear off everything there
>throw it in a nearby bin/in a corner
>implying these mongs are going to continually want to put these sheets back on when someone is always pulling them off

>>81460022
Not in the urinal, I hope.

>>81459253

i would have ripped that shit off and used it anyway

>>81459964
What is this, for livestock or something?

Who uses urinals anyway. So gross, I sit down to pee, it's more comfortable and if I need to poop I don't have to sit down really quick or anything.

>>81459959
Many places don't have one tho

>>81459964

These are god tier. Every sports arena I've ever been to has these in the bathroom. Its like an assembly line of piss.

Just compare the lines outside of the womens and mens rooms. The guy line is constantly shuffling forward, while the gals are just standing there with their legs crossed, looking up into space or at their phone.

>>81459990
They're all over the place where mostly men hangout, locker rooms bathrooms, ballparks, etc..

Not so much where more "sensitive" types tend to be present

Don't get me wrong I would derive incredible levels of sexual arousal from seeing a woman pissing in a urinal next to me, be it via asian labia-pulling method or semi-squatting with ass towards urinal.
I mean we are talking incredible levels of sexual fulfillment just from the viewing, this is the stuff of fantasies for me.

But you know what, I hate SJWs more than I want to watch women piss. And I really fucking want to watch women piss, I am an incredible degenerate when it comes to this. But that's how much I fucking hate SJWs.

File: trough-urinal-men.jpg (33KB, 536x394px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 536x394px

>/tv/ goes for a piss

What if you were female to male trans and you were confident enough with your prosthetic false penis to urinate in the mens bathroom and you saw this?
In all seriousness though, this whole thing is retarded. Women don't want gross dudes pretending to be women coming into the bathroom and men don't want them going in there because of their daughters.

>>81459964
> going to sporting events when they look better on tv
>watching sports

>>81460072

>shorts
>pissing from so high up

That piss is gonna bounce and hit all over your lower legs

File: la-me-ln-open-air-urinal-san-francisco-20160128.jpg (810KB, 2048x1350px) Image search: [Google]

810KB, 2048x1350px

How does this open air urinal make you feel?

This is board is fucking garbage

>>81460025
These urinals are in the US.
I don't know what europe uses, I think they have to sit down on a toilet to take a piss

>>81460120
for a second I thought you were talking about the public transport

File: 157ntp.jpg (48KB, 599x599px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 599x599px

>>81459672

>not having a catheter so you never have to inconvenience yourself ever again

>>81460120
looks comfy

>>81460058
The girls pee dancing are the only reason why I pay for football tickets

>>81460127
Yep pretty much

File: Xu4dVv2KEr.jpg (61KB, 548x734px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 548x734px

>>81460127
wtf did you say

>>81459964
this is why i don't get drunk at the ballpark.

>>81460033

whats that faggot doing

>>81460169
>>81460072
Why aren't these guys taking their pants off to piss?

>>81460119
>>pissing from so high up

Wait are you supposed to go into a sort of half squat when you use one of those??

>>81460049

Peeing sitting down is the only way tbqh

The real question is which way to you sit?

>>81459964
if you think about it these are objectively the best type of urinal. easiest to build, no long lines

>>81460120
Can't wait to stomp a turd down there

>>81459964
can't do these.

File: happy-bacteria.jpg (76KB, 341x200px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 341x200px

>>81460072

>shorts at the urinal

Are you TRYING to get AIDs?

>>81459959
>Wet/dry vac

That machine will stink from that point on
You'll have to replace it to get rid of the odor

>>81460248

the classic that started it all :)

>>81459964
weren't these phased out starting awhile back? i remember seeing them at fenway in the late 90s but havent seen any recently

>>81460215

Not ideally lol, it's just bad design to have them so low down unless there's some kind of thing in the bottom that makes the piss not bounce so much when you're pissing. It's like if you piss into your toilet bowl and you intentionally aim for the ceramic and not the water trapped in the bottom.

>>81459253
Just urinate on the bag and be done with it.

>>81460248
damn, it's been so long. Crazy how pervasive this was in Chan culture.

>>81460044
I would have just pissed all over the cover ensuring I've got enough distance between me so it doesn't splash on me,

File: trc1200p.jpg (80KB, 954x954px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 954x954px

>>81460293
In your dreams
Look at this new model, it's exactly like the old version. It never changes

You can't defeat something that makes this much sense

>>81459867
I had to figure this out too and I thik the only real option would be to pop the bag, let it drain and then sterilize the room. Probably take an hour and a half or so.

>>81460418
>standing around dicks out pissin with no dividers like some homo
do americans really do this?

>>81460418
it is called ice fag

I don't care how efficient it is, we aren't cattle. I think communal urination is strange and I don't mean public urination, which I can do, but like hanging around the water cooler, taking a piss, nah that's weird.

>>81460453
it's just pure, platonic urination, anon. Nothing gay about it.

>>81460453
>He doesn't shake the guy's dick next to him as a courtesy.

File: 1425106785717.jpg (71KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 400x388px

>>81460248
fuck
it's been so long

>>81459253
What the actual fuck is going on here though?

>>81460453
>sits on the toilet to piss
Do yuropoors really do this?

>>81460248
>>81460289
>>81460335
Yeah, I sort of wished the wolfman guy got more popular. I always loved the meme with him "Dude, this game is bullshit", especially when it was used for that animu guro game that was popular on /v/ back in the day. Good times.

File: 1462805989898.jpg (133KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1080x1080px

Actual picture from AMC here in California. I haven't gone back since.

>>81460453
What's the matter Johaans, afraid someone might look at your wee-wee?
Everyones got a dick, what are you scared of?

>>81460453
>non-Americans will never know the majesty of crossing the streams

You guys haven't lived

>>81460643
Mate we have troughs here in kangarooland

>>81460626
women do not want to go to the bathroom with men. leftists need to fucking die

>>81460626

should have gone in there and blasted it with piss

>>81459972
I hardly ever wash my hands besides if I'm going to be cooking
I have no problems at all

File: 1447462130675.jpg (42KB, 544x499px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 544x499px

>>81460666

>>81460524
You're not there to hang out you're there to piss, just efficiently
Usually adults can get through this process

>>81460633
just because your country is full of cock loving fags that love to get an eyeful of dick at the urinal doesnt mean the whole world is too

>>81460626
Is this animorphs?

>>81460042
I saw that at a taco bell on a road trip once, kek.
It wasn't just like a little turd either. It was like black grainy beady diarrhea that had dried out a little bit. That guy must have been eating birdseed. There was so much of it though.

>>81460663
You strayans get us, whatsa matter with these others? Oh well

>>81460453
why are you fags always concerned about seeing a penis

>>81460245
just stand in one of the corners

>my uni's library took the male bathrooms on the first floor and covered the urinals and called it a gender free bathroom
>changed female bathroom on second floor
so glad that we're pandering to like 0.01% of the population with mental disabilities and now I either have to walk up a flight of stairs to use a urinal, or all over the seat if I go on the ground floor

>>81460243
made me chuckle

>>81460680
Kek you sound like wuss

>>81460231
>easiest to build,
Makes sense.

>no long lines
How does this type of urinal make lines shorter? Replace it with regular urinals and you have the same amount of men pissing at the same time.

>>81460453
Where do you think the Ghostbusters got the idea of crossing the streams

File: bathroom-blog-pic.jpg (61KB, 403x322px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 403x322px

Damn... is this really what it's like?

>>81460626
is that just a fancy term for unisex?

>>81460754
At like a sports game or concert you can get in and out way quicker with a trough
You're should to shoulder which may further freak out the detractors but it's easier

>>81460765

From the actors snorting coke off the same whores ass in a diagonal pattern

>>81460680
You're in a bathroom full of dudes
Everyone's built with the same equipment, fag or not he's got a dick too. You go in and do your business like everybody else. It's logical

Most of them are going to be straight anyway so what are you worried about? You're afraid of a homo looking at you?
Maybe you're the homo for being such a pussy

>>81459964
I barely see these anymore

they used to have the type that looks like just a long bathtub

>>81460537
genuine kek

>>81460733
>all over the seat if I go on the ground floor
nigga you need to learn some stream control
and to lift the seat up beforehand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q

>/tv/ can have full, intelligent engaging conversations about anything except television and film

I get it now.
This boards art.

File: tumblr_nm5ibsO6h91rxq8guo5_500.jpg (57KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 500x281px

>>81460626
Handicapped is now a gender, what a time to be alive boys

>>81460798
People care a lot less when everyone's been drinking

>>81460681
Genuine laughter. Thanks anon

>>81460890
>not having a dick so big you have to use a wheelchair to carry that weight

>>81460774
>The problem is that both of those things will arouse the degenerate and make urination impossible

Poor bastard.

>>81459253
*blocks your piss*

>>81459867
Make an incision along each wrist and let the darkness carry you as you slowly drift away.

>>81460798
>You're should to shoulder
If you are *that* close as you are urinating, then yeah, I can see how you can get more "pissers per foot" than with a regular urinal.

>>81460827
And touch some transgendered persons toilet germs, nice way to catch the gay you pedophile

>>81459769
I remember that show. Two stories per episode. One would be a legitimate story of injustice about how somebody got their identity stolen or got bullied online or something. And then the other would be like, Anita or Quinn, somebody who completely instigated everything and brought it on themselves.

It's like when you watch that "The Lottery Ruined My Life" show and most of them were just dumbasses who started doing drugs and cheating on their spouses.

File: 1411375741101.gif (2MB, 395x213px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 395x213px

>>81460850

File: piss.jpg (154KB, 710x434px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 710x434px

>not beating the high score of the guy next to you
>2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Wc555qEb4

>kicked in the benis as a kid
>urethra didn't fully heal
>aiming doesn't matter because it sprays like some fucked up garden hose attachment
>can't use a trough or urinal because I'd soak the guys next to me in piss
>can't even keep myself dry on bad days
anyone else know these feels?

>>81460866

Welcome to /sp/, enjoy your stay faggot

>>81459964
heres some urinal kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk

>>81460987
>Breaking news in America

>>81460967
you can use your foot to lift the seat you faggot

>>81460774
>get beat up
That's fucking retarded, men don't give two shits as long as you aren't dressed or acting like a total wierdo or causing trouble.

>>81460827
if it's gender free I'm just going to piss like I have a pussy but standing up

>>81460998

No, sounds fucked up tho, lawyer up fäm

>>81460998
You could probably make and sell weird fetish vids and whore yourself out to pissfreaks

>there is always a gold(en) lining friend

Ahh the old classic /tv/ urinal thread.

>>81460953
>pisser per foot
The golden PPF measurement yes.
Guys will also scooch over mid stream to let in a fellow but you gotta say a thing to defuse
>"gotta race like a pisshorse"
>[guys-laughing]

>>81459798
Always a classic.

>>81461028
>germs transferred to footwear, have to take those off eventually, germs now on hands. God forbid you get visible gunk on the top of your shoes
Dumbfuck tranny apologist

>>81460998
can't you get a tube or a funnel that you put your dick in to make it a stream?

Bongland checking in, the trough is the staple of a drunken night out. Don't find them much outside of train stations, clubs or sporting events though.

eh if you're gonna have guys and gals going into the same bathroom at the same time, none of the ladies would be prepared to see a dude's willy at the urinal. This isn't worth a 200 reply thread

>>81460814
>It's logical
Logic has nothing to do with it. But it has everything to do with how you grew up.

In the USA nudity is serious business. We are really prude. I feel like a lot of Europeans are a lot more comfortable with seeing and being nude. Whipping your dick out to take a piss in front of your friends isn't a big deal to a lot of you. I still remember having to take a shower at school after gym class. It was so uncomfortable.

>>81460774
more like beat off

File: woman-washing-hands.jpg (273KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 2000x1000px

>>81461066

>>81460866
were at our best when we discuss porn and food, stuff like that

>>81460797
gender non-specific makes the company look better. also, unisex doesn't specifically give attention to those mentally unstable trash people. you know, the ones that feel they aren't getting enough attention.

>be in USMC boot camp
>rushed through everything
>woken up each morning
>have to run in the bathroom and share a urinal with one other person because you only have like 60 seconds to go
>some meathead DI counting down your time way too quickly as you go
so gay and annoying, every single morning

>>81461080
SEE
Britain gets it, it's just efficient and when your drunk you feel proud it's not in public
>"ahh good job, me"

>>81459707
>>81459718
its a splash concern

File: current year.jpg (6KB, 240x255px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 240x255px

>>81461143
only to crybaby progressives that only care about what gets them the most reddit karma

File: 1431834404760.jpg (129KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1000x1000px

>>81459253
I would piss all over the sign and plastic

>>81461145
why not just drink your own piss?

>>81461090
It's mostly about urinal and urinal accessories

>>81461113
>woman washing hands.jpeg
I knew you were a sissy faggot

>>81461145
Adult Diapers my friend.

>>81460626
>bathroom only for women, men with erections, men without erections, and crippled children
>"gender neutral"

>>81459884
Never have done this, but I would poke a hold and get a bunch of buckets and fill them up

>>81460890
>Handicapped is now a gender, what a time to be alive boys

i'm trans-crippled, but the government wont pay for me to get my arms and legs surgically removed so i can be how i feel inside

fucking bigots

File: IMG_0242.jpg (552KB, 1400x1000px) Image search: [Google]

552KB, 1400x1000px

>>81461121
And power rangers
/tv/ was especially brotherly during power rangers
Piss, porn and power rangers just those things
The 3 pees

File: 1480474748927.jpg (120KB, 1012x712px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1012x712px

>that time in school where you and your friends tried to flush all the toilets and urinals at once
How did it go /tv/?

Bathrooms are bullshit anyway.

>Work in factory
>50% Asian, 40% white, 10% black
>Male-Female ratio is like 25:1
>Still every bathroom needs to be paired with a female
>Probably toilets in the female bathrooms that haven't been used in years
>Meanwhile the guys have to cram into ones full of snorting, yelping chinese who keep trying to grab dicks for some reason

>>81461093

VIRGIN

PROJECTION

>>81459253
>Seeing some bitch handwriting about SJW shit in the shitter
>not just ripping all that shit down and pissing as usual

What the fuck, boys.

Don't let psycho cunts try to dictate your life.

>>81459867
>Seriously any janitor care to weigh in on how to deal?

add cornstarch a little at a time until it is solid enough to safely put in a trashcan

we had to do something similar for a novelty fishtank that went bad when i usedto work in crimescene cleanup

>>81461145

Thank you for your service

>>81459964
im a grower, not a shower, so my flaccid length is literally micro dick status and id rather just use a stall than this

>>81461072
what am I gonna do, wash my peepee funnel in the sink when I wash my hands? put it on a rack above the toilet? I'd be better off just pissing in jugs at that point m80

as it is I've given up and most of the time I'll just sit to piss like a fucking swede

>>81461043
A guy mentally unstable enough to wear a skirt with makeup on to escape their cucked up life is likely to look at your cock to prove a point. Think about it.

File: 1481006621309.gif (16KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 750x750px

>>81461214
piss, porn, power rangers, plane scenes, and pretty little girls

I'm starting to see a pattern here

File: 1488464351749.jpg (5KB, 183x220px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 183x220px

>>81461145
Why do the make it as uncomfortable as possible? Is every military in the world like this or is it just us?

>>81460058
Plus you get to see lots of penises

>>81459798
THICC

>>81461218

Nothing happened.

We did once flood the showers after trapping a freshman over the drain under a pile of benches though

>>81461143
Nope.

It makes them look like fucking RETARDS that can't tell there are actually differences between men and women that should be respected by civilized people, and not ignored by lunatics.

>>81461284
>being uncomfortable in boot camp
That's the point, it's there to man you up, get you tough so you can handle actual war and follow orders without hesitation.

File: sykerö.png (165KB, 383x376px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 383x376px

>>81459253
just pee 'n' poo on the floor
they want degenerate behaviour, they get degenerate behaviour

>>81461145

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SAILOR

>>81461284
To break you down to build you back up and to build comradery. I find both reasons to be bullshit and just found the whole thing to be annoying and largely a waste of time. Most people I talked to felt the same way.

>>81459253
>Social justice is about punishing men, not uplifting women

can they be more transparent?

>>81461331

>borderline gay-pervet shit and ass slapping is preparation for war

No wonder you guys lost the Iraq War

>>81461280
Holy shit dude you've cracked it

File: 1990-was-30-years-ago.jpg (31KB, 550x535px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 550x535px

>>81460248
WE'VE COME A LONG LONG WAY TOGETHER THROUGH THE HARD TIMES AND THE GOOOOD

>>81461339
India, please, the first world is talking.

File: 1488921050345.jpg (20KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 645x773px

>>81461351
>>81461331
I mean an extra minute to poop would have been enough. It just feels like shit and makes me hate the system. Why would I want to support this faggotry. bombs do most of the work anyway

>>81461158
things like being a lonely weird faggot and suddenly putting on a dress and being absorbed into an identity circlejerk / angry at normal men festival.

>>81460127
This isn't even the worse it has to offer.

>>81461408

Pls delet that pepe, for real tho

>>81461351
>I find both reasons to be bullshit
Because you're a giant pussy.
>Most people I talked to felt the same way.
And so are they.

There's maybe, what, 10% of the military that are actually fighters and not some behind the lines desk jockey / pog?

>>81460127
Le monk face

File: 1491382319091.png (261KB, 1039x559px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 1039x559px

>>81461480
Is it 2real4u? Embrace the void

File: hereforever_by_fartprincess-d5ztsoc.jpg (25KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x375px

>>81461480

>>81460814
Small dick problems m8. Or at least grower not a show-er

>>81461425
Agreed but they don't care. It's tradition at this point and there's nothing military fags love more than tradition.

>>81460119
Fuck the shorts, fucker has sandals on. That-has-random-dude-next-to-me-piss-ricochet written all over it.

>>81461481
Ok tough guy

>>81461145
You realize you're literally a retarded puppet for being in the military right? They use you to score some cash and oil and then throw you away for a new 18 year old moron. Fuck you

>>81460127
It really should be removed at this point.

Does no one else wipe their dick with a piece of toilet paper after shaking to get any last drops that are still clinging on? That's why i use a stall rather than a urinal.

>>81461724
I do, only If it's good paper though. If it's cheap ass paper shit gets stuck to my dick. I wasn't touched by the Jews so this is a must for me anytime I pee if not I'm gonna be moist down there.

File: 7330232526.jpg (451KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 1024x768px

What are you waiting for, anon? There's an open spot.

File: Looking at the Screen.gif (211KB, 480x320px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 480x320px

>>81461781
>taking food into a public restroom

>>81461209
You see the interview with that dumb bitch too?

>>81461703
I'm out now and about to graduate from a UC with zero debt and never having paid a dollar you dumb nigger. I couldn't care less about your opinion.

Whats wrong with a regular unisex bathroom though?

>>81461221
Your smart coworkers have found the unused female bathrooms and now have private suites.

File: crying_laughter_statue_vancouver.jpg (128KB, 496x579px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 496x579px

>>81461768

>uncuts have to wipe from a piss

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>81461703

Thank you for your service

>>81461912
>go to bed with wife
>feel like fooling around
>she asks you to go clean your weird dick first
Lol how do uncircumcised "men" not kill themselves every day?

>>81459964
Those are the best. Especially when a couple guys are pissing upstream. The thought of my piss mixing with a couple other guy's gets me hard every time.

>>81461698
Spoken like a true pussy.

File: ARAFAT oh my.jpg (36KB, 395x466px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 395x466px

>>81459253
So gender is defined by your genitals then, pretty redpilled desu senpai.

File: IMG_8068.png (550KB, 578x790px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 578x790px

Which one is /tv/?

>>81459707
because then people can pee in your urinal while you're peeing and start a pee fight. they don't like cleaning up after a pee fight breaks out in the theatre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmwyTsI-vo

>not just pissing all over the bathroom

Why do guys always make the most vile sounds in public bathrooms? Literally every time I go in one I hear this loud snorting noise that I couldn't even reproduce if I tried. Every single time I'm not exaggerating.

>>81462000

>trying this hard to rationalize your mutilated dick at the hands of the kikes

>>81462061
I make close to zero noise as possible but most men are just fucking fat gross slobs that have no sense of self respect. But I don't know why those noises are even necessary, even if I was alone I'd never make those noises.

File: 1489311978035m.jpg (59KB, 1024x577px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1024x577px

>>81459867
As someone who worked as a janitor the thing I'd dread most is the stench. Cleaning bathrooms is always really boring and tedious or all hell broke lose and there's a mess or just weird stuff like in that picture.

>>81460814
It's annoying for me cause I'm really attractive and young so I get the occasional old creep trying to sneak a peak. This is actually an issue for me everywhere not just in bathrooms.

>>81462155
Thank you for your service

>>81462131
I'm exactly the same. Just last week I had to take a dump and I was sitting in the stall quiet as a mouse, no one would ever know I was there, and every other guy that came in was either snorting or groaning or muttering to themselves.

>>81460248
We've come full circle, it seems.

>>81461026
It literally says that the games are popular in the UK, so it's not even like it's an American Phenomena.

>>81460665
if SJW's really wanted bathroom equality they'd demand that all bathrooms be unisex for everyone not just trannies.

>>81459253
Can't women pee in urinals too?
Granted, you'd need a funnel or something like that but it would be posdible.
Also, why would you prevent people from using perfectly fie equipment? That's just ineffective.

>>81462391
It's more about accommodating for women and trannies and forcing everyone to use a stall so no men are out in the open pissing.

>>81462061
>Go to take a piss at work
>One of my coworkers is in the stall next to the urinals
>He starts loudly moaning and groaning for a good 30 seconds or so
>Hear a quiet plop
>Uuuugggggghhhh yeeeeaah that's the stuff

>>81462391
they totally can they just don't want too

>>81459253
>tfw i piss in the cubicle because i was spied on by a perv
>it traumatized me
>check for secret cams and keep an eye on the shadows on the guy in the next cubicle to see if he doing some shifty shit

What's your problem with using a stall, man? Sounds like someone wants to sneak a peek at other men in the bathroom.

>>81462391
They do actually sell a funnel for women on amazon that lets them pee standing up

>>81460017
Why wouldn't people throw trash in it? It looks like a trash can, only white people are barbaric enough to look at that thing and see something to urinate on

Why don't people just piss in diapers?

>>81459964
These are common in public schools and stadiums where I live (Australia)

>>81460248
Just imagine how fucking weird it would be if people had picked up that other character instead.

>>81459672
are you insecure or what?

do you shower in the gym with your underwear on too?

If they want to actually solve this "problem" they just do what my college did. There was an extra bathroom on one floor and they just made it unisex. All the other bathrooms are normal. NO ONE goes in the unisex one. Because, why in the hell would you?
It's dumb but it's the only solution that will satisfy all teams.

I use the stalls because I want to dab my dick with toilet paper afterwards
I don't want some piss in my underwear

>>81462474

I do the last thing too, first didin't happen

>>81459769
Might as well piss on the note.

>>81461768
That's the most retarded bs I've heard in long time and not truthful
How about wrap that extra skin from your dick around your neck and die

>>81462391
Full Monty movie they pissed standing up

>>81459253
>gender non-specific
>proceed to define gender by genitals
Sausage SJW

File: 1429830760858.jpg (62KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 720x960px

>>81461408

>>81459253
Just piss on the plastic covers.

>>81459964
My local bar has one of these in the men's room, shit's god tier.

>>81462048
I stand as far back as I can and piss into the water in a high arch to make extra noise and assert my manliness.

>back search image
>funny junk website post from ~4 years ago.

I'd just piss on the bag, fuck them

>>81459964
This is perfectly normal, are Americans this sensitive? Is it because you're scared of blacks pulling their dicks out?

Anyone else here souping in his local cinema toilet?

>>81459798
Why does this picture put me to ease? 2012 was a more simple time.

>>81460127
Sorry that this isn't another /pol/ or BLACKED thread you fucking faggot.

every time i go to the theater i piss all over the seat and floor in the toilets. If there's toilet paper there, I'll blast that with piss too.

>>81463849
This

>>81463910
If there's a loose toilet roll on top of the toilet, I'll throw it in the toilet, blast it with piss and then flush, obviously it never goes down so it just stays there, absorbing all the piss like a sponge. i'll take a shit on top of that too so a wagie has to scoop it out.
It makes me laugh making the job as difficult as possible for the overcharging wagies, imagining the poor guy who has to pick it out and him being like "who the fuck would do this?"
fuck i'm laughing just typing this

>>81463966
I would love to murder you

>>81463849
>>81463910
>>81463966
i like how you've never done it and never will since that would require you to leave your appartment.

>>81464044
I wish they'd do it. Just so they could get caught and have their faces used to push it down the drain.

>>81464036
>>81464044
>>81464058
u mad wagies? clean it up

File: 1489375222374.png (8KB, 362x358px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 362x358px

>>81464131

>>81459861
who doesn't? i mean unless you're an insecure faggot i don't know why you wouldn't look at other cocks so you can compare them to your own.

>>81462050
>start a pee fight
Is this what Americans actually do?

>>81459964
We had these in first grade. First fucking grade? Like, why? >>81462050 >>81464156 This unironically fucking happened.

>>81460774
>>81460774
That pic is such bullshit. The drawer is probably a little pussy who thinks the world is out to get him.

I went to high-school in a rough area and I never got beaten up in the boys toilet. The worst they'd do was call me "Blondie" and start grabbing my ass when I was pissing or smacking me on the ass when I walked out. It was bit uncomfortable but I knew it was just them having fun.

File: mick.jpg (46KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x480px

>>81459253
I'd piss fucking everywhere

>>81464252
what, you just had a group of guys hanging out at a toilet and grabbing your ass while you piss?

File: 1490525659403.jpg (26KB, 563x563px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 563x563px

>>81464252
>start grabbing my ass when I was pissing
you missed out on some awesome, all man toilet fuck sessions my dude

File: IMG_0014.jpg (92KB, 874x737px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 874x737px

> not exclusively going to handicap bathrooms
enjoy your communal shitters you plebes

>>81459867

Fill the bag full of salt/sawdust. Wait till its absorbed all the piss and cut a hole in it and bush up the piss drenched remains

File: 1489964244655.jpg (141KB, 845x883px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 845x883px

>>81464371
you go there because you are the handicap

>Go to a festival
>Ground leading up to the toilets is soaked in piss
>Have to go through a mile of this before reaching the toilet area which has literal pools of piss everywhere

>>81464415
Nope, no disabilities

>>81459964
>I'm gay

>>81464415

bane?

This is the most interesting thread on /tv/ currently.

>>81464628
it really is

>>81464426
Went to Bonnaroo once, had to shit and there were only portapoties.
Opened the door to one and gazed into hell itself.
I'm 6'5" and I've never in my life seen shit stacked so high, literally chest high on me.
A mound, heaping well beyond the threshold of the tank below.
Fucking hippies.

File: 1467948847645.gif (2MB, 164x300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 164x300px

>>81459798
any more toilet kino?

>>81464997
Imagine having to clean up another mans shit for a living? like you are that much of a failure, that is what your life has come to lmao

>>81465045
I'm pretty sure that machine coats the seat with a new layer of plastic everytime its flushed, so they probably had to replace the entire seat.

>>81459253
>go to local cinema
>midnight showing of the hunger games
>only 5 people in the theater including manager who was working the register
>movie ends
>manager waves me down
>"anon, can I get you to help me for a moment? you seem strong, and I'll give you a few free movie passes"
>follow him to bathroom
>there's a pressure washer
>"this machine jumps around like an unbalanced washing machine, I need you to hold it in place while I clean this bathroom. it should only take a minute"
>he throws on a parka/wetsuit/hazmat suit combo
>he pulls the hose and nozzle into the last bathroom stall
>notice a smell
>muffled "OK TURN IT ON" from the now-hooded figure
>pull cord until engine starts
>machine is bucking like a donkey at a rodeo
>mist forms in the last stall
>mist turns brown
>coats the ceiling, walls, bathroom mirror
>I can't close the door because of the machine
>can't run off because the manager knows I'm a regular
>can't run off because I need the free passes
>he sprays the brown mist off the walls
>mist keeps becoming less brown as he approaches the bathroom exit
>vortex of shitwater going down drain in bathroom
>I'm wet from the shitwater
>forearms are brown
>still hanging on to the machine
>manager looks at me
>he freezes
>turns machine off
>"oh fuck sorry anon, I didn't know you would get anything on you. you want me to hose you off? You can change into an employee uniform to dry off afterward"
>need the free movie passes
>strip nude but cup dick and balls
>he sprays me off
>leaves employee uniform at the doorway
>"thanks for all your help, and sorry again for the mess. the movie passes and some of your favorite snacks are stacked next to the register."
>3 boxes of reese's pieces
>4 movie passes for John Carter
>had to turn in the uniform on my next visit

>>81465175
why did you type all that

>>81465175
worth it i m o

>>81465175
it would have been worth it if he let you keep the uniform.

>>81460120
I'm glad they've seen sense.

In sydney and brisbane the rail company decided to save money by locking the toilets except in peak hours, and straight up removing them in some places.

>tfw taking a shit in the garden at 9pm
feels good man

>>81460626
people with actual mobility problems now get 5 times as many shitbirds using their toilet.

Can't wait until we have transgender parking spaces