Black Mirror

yeah I had an erection the whole time too

This episode was too hamfisted


Good concept but the writers just got lazy with the plot

DUDE WE'RE LIKE SO OBSESSED WITH FACEBOOK LMAO DEEP SOCIAL COMMENTARY KEK

Dallas Bryce Howard > Jessica Chastain > Felicia Day > Amy Adams

>>81455582
>Jessica Chastain > Felicia Day > Amy Adams
your taste is fucking trash, kill yourself

>>81455509
I would have rated that fake bitch a 1 every time I saw her.

>>81455509
the only episodes from season 3 that were worth a shit were the horror game, pedo kid, and lesbo heaven


the entire history of you > 15 million merits > white christmas > the rest of season 1 and 2 >>>>>>>>> season 3

>>81455582
krager more like fagger lol

>>81455552
Black Mirror in a nutshell.

File: 1491513642110.png (467KB, 613x505px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 613x505px

>>81455509
give me a rundown and some brice dallas howard pics

she is hot

I'd rate her an 8====D

>>81456021
Henricks beats BDH in both milking and BRAAAAP'ing

File: ptfffft.jpg (53KB, 306x882px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 306x882px

>>81456686

oh but you're wrongo

>>81455552

I agree, the whole trucker with a heart of gold bit especially so. But that scene at the end of her and the guy in the next cell insulting each other was perfect.

>>81455582
Nigger taste

>>81455509
This episode was a snooze. I got vertigo when video game test subject got stabbed.

>hey check out this episode we go against obvious social norms that develop in every society haha aren't we fucking brilliant

Black mirror makes me cringe, their message is too obvious and predictable.

>>81455509
I know Black Mirror kind of intentionally tries to leave you unsatisfied at the end, but this one took it a little too far, I think. I kept waiting for some kind of payoff from her breaking down during the wedding speech, but there was nothing. The ending with her in prison was just pretty lame.

Thicness aside, they needed someone better than BDH to sell it, too. She was just too over the top with her "overly cheerful hiding something darker" that there was never any doubt that she was going to lose it.

I stopped watching after the forced interracial propaganda scene. Why can't they keep that shit out of TV?

File: 1423235505094.jpg (62KB, 301x450px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 301x450px

>>81456021
I have to choose between face or tits!!!

>>81457284
Her losing it wasn't a twist it was just the story. I liked the ending, very positive.

File: f263q8.gif (3MB, 290x218px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 290x218px

>>81457009

Another episode where they drop an interracial relationship (her imagining) in it for no reason. I dropped this show after 6 episodes when the story was about a special forces unit consisting of only white women and black men. The previous five episodes I watched all had interacial relationships (black men and white women) and all the white male characters were either pedophiles, getting cheated on, misogynistic, or literally fucking pigs.

Fuck this show. I'm convinced it's a social experiment to normalize white genocide. In not even kidding.

>>81457494
The video game guy wasn't a pedo, a cuck, a misogynistor a pig

>>81455582
Felicia Day dont even belong on dat list.

File: 1491522874256.jpg (47KB, 450x585px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 450x585px

>>81457428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4-pNNB7Okc


look at that. look at her fat ass just shuffle off in to the sunset. its fucking magnificiant, absoloutly glorious.

here is hendricks in the same light. blegh!

File: chasstain.jpg (80KB, 500x688px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 500x688px

>>81455582
Why does BDH always get ranked above Chastain? Everytime.

>>81457528
What video game guy? The one on the stationary bike making fun of the overweight chick the whole episode while we're forced to sympathize with the black guy.

I'm not against interacial relationships in media but there was one in five of the six episodes I watched. It's so blatant.

The only white male black female episode I saw the couple were child kidnappers.

>>81457284
I actually loved the ending. It was dumb but cathartic after all those fake smiles.

>>81457494
Please go outside.

>>81457494
> white genocide
>calls it white genocide when white women fuck men of other racists
>it isnt the same when white guys do it

>>81457494
Anon you are hurting yourself like this. Let go of your hate. If someone wronged you beat his shit first, then let go of all that hate. I believe in you.

>>81457823
How often do you see white guys with black or asian women in the media compared to black male and white female? Even the gap got in shit for that ad where the little white girl is putting her hand on the head of the little black girl. Companies know it sends an oppressive image.

I don't care, it is what it is at this point. I'm just saying its pretty obvious. I don't know why people don't see it.

I stopped watching halfway through, and read the rest of the plot on Wikipedia. Same with the episode of The Office where Michael can't pay the tuition of all the inner city kids.

File: 1452050364780.jpg (83KB, 633x974px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 633x974px

>>81457494
hey man it might be time to get off the internet for a few days. Maybe get some fresh air, talk to some people face to face

>>81458022
Im at work right now. I'm not some virgin recluse. Try again.

File: 1451761593219.jpg (2MB, 2961x4441px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2961x4441px

>>81457494
I think you'll feel better if you just clear your head and do something else besides post on the internet, even if its just for a day.

>>81457763
>I'm not against interacial relationships in media
obviously, you are

File: 1451761244940.jpg (93KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 768x1024px

>>81458070
the point isn't that you are some virgin recluse, the point is you need to interact with people in a healthy, meaningful way, without all the stress and hatred that comes with anonymous posts on an imageboard

File: 1451761034267.jpg (1MB, 2060x3000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2060x3000px

>>81458070
If you do I think you'll find a more fulfilling, enjoyable life awaits, and you won't have to carry all this hatred towards other people and various forms of media

File: 1451760296629.jpg (263KB, 1280x1920px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 1280x1920px

>>81458070
Now you don't have to listen to me, I am just a stranger on the internet, but ask yourself this: Were you meant to go through life angry and upset? Don't you deserve to be happy? Why sweat the small stuff?

>>81458003
im not talking about the media. im talking about white men's view on white women getting pounded by asian, black, latino or indian cock. it isnt genocide when they do it and it isnt genocide when white guys do it

while this show is one of the best of this century, anon is right, the inter-racial propaganda is incredulous

obviously, you all realize the rating system didn't matter; but the point you should have been observing is how she was confronted with the truth several times, only getting the message when she was at the bottom of the barrel. top episode, every person today should watch it.

>>81457663
M-MOMMY

>>81457568
I know, I just don't like Amy Adams

>>81457494
It's tryhard sjw shit but white genocide is bullshit too.

File: angry gavin.jpg (27KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 640x360px

>>81455582
>Felicia Day
>above anyone

File: 1462864543417.gif (2MB, 350x134px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x134px

more brice dallas howard

>it's a 'technological moral and existential dilemma that would be solved in real life by a room full of PHPajeets shitting out code before lunch break'

Just finished watching White Christmas for the first time. Definitely one of the worst episodes IMO, I predicted everything about it. And the cookie technology concept is unfeasible as fuck. Who would want to create a minime of themselves just to torture it for weeks, months, years at a time, just for a glorified AI assistant, which we practically have the technology for *now*? Still cool to watch because it's Black Mirror, but definitely one of the weakest IMO.

>>81459290
white christmas is actually the best episode of the series sorry you have autism

>>81459290
because people would want the convenience. it's a testament to that. the meat is the third story, m8. that and the philosophical dilemma of copies having rights.

>>81459320

Nah man, your opinion is wrong. Sorry. It's predictable as fuck and you can tell the writers just tried way too hard to contrive a setting in which you could have a "omg such a hellish and torturous existence" but the circumstances behind its creation make no fucking sense whatsoever. 6/10 tops from me, and only because Jon Hamm + the dating service bit was interesting and fun to watch.

If you didn't predict that the asian co worker was the father and that the antarctic research station setting was not real then I'm afraid you're a literal retard.

>>81459290
the difference between training an AI or just mindraping an instant copy of a person is one of convenience. Still that was the weakest segment (and earliest which means you probly didn't watch all the way through)

>>81459290
which is your favorite, perchance?

>>81459394
I did predict those things ,but its still the best episode on context alone

what fedora shit do you think is the best? entire history of you? bitch please

>Krager has a bad opinion
>Better feed him (you)'s
We've had blocking for a while guys; this is embarrassing.

>>81459406

I would say my favorite is probably San Junipero. Good writing, the plot was cleverly revealed a little at a time, the ending was bittersweet at best, but done in such a way that many people are tricked into thinking it's a happy ending.

Shut Up & Dance was good af too, with an actually good twist and it's scary because it could actually happen, even today.

>>81459394
>arctic research center

that was never said or implied

>>81459461
>never implied

And what exactly did you think Jon Hamm's character was implying when he said "We've been here for five years man, I'll be happy to be bored by something other than snow", not to mention the cramped spaces, references to working all the time...I mean really, what did you get from that

>>81459458
interesting. I liked San Junipero, and quite frankly I would call it the best; keyword would. the ending needed to end with the black woman not passing over. it would have kept true to the gloom of the series and made the white girl feel trapped forever. the ending song would have been the icing on the cake too, it would have been happy for maybe the most depressing story. but no, lesbian liberal agenda gets the one "happy" episode. bittersweet my ass.

>>81457763
The one who signs up for the VR implant. He dies due to greed and nothing more

>>81458271
If you think most white men want to watch cuckolding every time they turn on the tv you're on glue.

>>81459498
that was going off of the fact that opposite Jon Hamm was in the cookie for a long time already, he was BROKEN, which was what Jon's job told you. when he was broken, his will was pitiful, and seeing Jon, he just went along with it. probably thought he was delirious himself

>>81459458
all the episodes are in a timeline. the first ep of the series and shut up and dance are likely to be first

>>81455509
Agreed, the whole time I was watching that episode, I was wondering to myself, "If this is what being triggered feels like?". I was so fucking mad at all of that bullshit I couldn't sleep for awhile that night. Pretty annoying since the whole reason I put it on was to have something to fall asleep to

>>81457494
>or literally fucking pigs
and this is where I knew you were baiting. Good job, still got a bit of a chuckle out of me

>>81455582
based krager

>>81455632
you're literally that guy at the rent-a-car booth who rates her low, that guy is literally /tv/

>>81457094
>now that she's in jail she's finally free

I liked it too

File: BDH59.jpg (837KB, 2899x3348px) Image search: [Google]

837KB, 2899x3348px

>>81456021

Moar thicc BDH please!

File: BDH65.jpg (178KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 400x600px

>>81460934
This is as thicc as she gets

>>81460995
Hnnnnnnggg! We need to go thiccer!

File: BDH24.jpg (593KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

593KB, 850x1200px

>>81461054

File: 1488654245675.jpg (29KB, 396x960px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 396x960px

>>81461124
>>81460995
Please tell me there are some decent ass shots of her in these .

File: BDH95.jpg (284KB, 1470x2127px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 1470x2127px

>>81461402

File: 20170410_083815.jpg (420KB, 928x1370px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 928x1370px

>>81461501
>mfw you'll have to turn around eventually

>>81461501
Any more kind sir?

File: BDH.jpg (103KB, 736x1132px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 736x1132px

>>81461599

>>81461599
What's interesting to me is that those jeans are so tight on her you know she had put serious effort into squeezing into them, which means she surely knows how outrageously thicc she looks, which also means she knows a lot of men are going to masturbate furiously to pictures of this.

>>81457494
not one reply has proven you wrong yet

File: BDH13.jpg (398KB, 1360x2048px) Image search: [Google]

398KB, 1360x2048px

>>81461622
Not from that set I'm afraid.

>>81457494
The guy who writes it said he is making an effort to have more blacks and browns and less white men in it. If you don't like it just make sure not to give him your money.

Yes this attitude will lead to white genocide but only in the US, so it's a good thing.

>>81457494
This isn't youtube.

>>81461709
>>81461643
I'm in love! Can you recommend a good site to get hq celebrity pics?

File: blacked 2.webm (3MB, 1280x674px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x674px

>>81455509

it was a good episode!

File: BDH72.jpg (4MB, 2733x4100px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2733x4100px

>>81461823
desu I just went to Reddit and searched her name. Not sure where you can get hq stuff only.

File: CffxXZhW8AAN6vA.jpg (84KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 600x800px

>>81455509
>>81456021
>>81457009
>>81457428
>>81457663
>>81458022
>>81458072
>>81458135
>>81458208
>>81458266
>>81459185
>>81460809
>>81460995
>>81461124
>>81461501
>>81461643
>>81461709
>>81461865
>>81461932
Superior redhead coming through

File: BDH48.jpg (77KB, 720x1080px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 720x1080px

>>81461995
who

>>81457494
legit

it feels so fucking vicious

>>81456021
holy shit I thought the first 2 were the same person.
also why does the name Brice sound slutty af ?

So who are the best actors of the series to you?

Best: Bryce Dallas Howard, John Hamm, Mackenzie Davis and Gugu Mbatha-Raw

File: BDH58.jpg (618KB, 1998x3000px) Image search: [Google]

618KB, 1998x3000px

>>81462104
It's Bryce, and I don't know. It's a masculine name but I think it's a sexy name for her desu

>>81462153
More Bryce please

>>81455552
>>81455926
exactly. black mirrior is really not done well.

twilight zone for another era is a good idea but they really failed

>>81462960
you're probably just retarded though

>>81462976
youre probably under 18 though

>>81462153
its hard to believe this came out of ron howards vagina

File: BDH62.jpg (242KB, 1000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 1000x1333px

>>81462939
Here's an old one. Probably from 2004 or 5.

>>81463007
lmao

>>81462939
Just go to Reddit and search her name. There's like a hundred pictures of her on there.

>>81463102
I despise that place, but I will do it for Bryce!

>>81455552
It's because it dragged on for far too long, it would've been much better off as a 20 minute short or something

When you predict the plot after the first 10 minutes and then you gaze towards the runtime and there's 50 minutes left for the "point" to come across, you're just gonna end up sitting there with a dumb look on your face hoping it's gonna have a twist but never does

File: panic.jpg (50KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 500x500px

>>81456021
>keep it a Bryce for that ass or evolve it to a Christina for those tits

WHAT DO I DO?

File: bdh hips.jpg (206KB, 1470x2035px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1470x2035px

>>81461823
Y'know /hr/ is a thing, right?

>>81455582
u part arab right?

>>81461995
Literally who

>>81455582
Undoubtedly posted by a real nigger. Neck yourself.

How fucked would you be if they actually made the people rating system real?

>>81461865
Erection detected; in my pants

>>81466768

Well if they changed it to thumbs up/thumbs down it might not be so bad.

>>81466768

i'd start some kind of scheme to inflate likes for money, i'd be rich

>>81460500
>>81457094
It was tawdry in the extreme, that you thought there was moving subtext involved in one of the most on-the-nose feelgood fodder endings in the series is a reflection on you. Read more.

>>81462043
>>81466673
You guys weren't here last week?

>>81466839

>this guy is faking likes for money, rate him down