ITT: Actors who are rarely in bad movies, therefore making you more likely to see a movie if they're in it
Goose
>>81454180
john lithgow
True patrician right here
>>81454340
My man.
Every movie I've seen with him I've enjoyed on some level.
The movies aren't all 10/10s, but I don't think he's had a bad role yet.
we love our mommies too
>>81454505
ginger males = bottom of the barrel
ginger women = master race
>>81454505
She was in Batman v Superman
>>81454428
Clay pigeons? I can easily give him 8mm, but clay pigeons was so vague and mediocre
>>81454505
>>81454550
just try to prove me wrong.
No one posted The Cruise? Wtf /tv/
>>81454623
all ginger actresses should be required to 1 full nude scene in their acting career
>>81454550
Get fucked. We are gods in Asia. Getting ass in Japan is stupid simple for even a potato faced 4/10 ginger.
>>81454766
Ginger here, can confirm, though it's the same for any white male that isn't a lardass so whatever.
>>81454386
even that awful oliver stone movie with salma hayek and that dude from nocturnal animals?
Dafoe
Leo
nine might qualify as a "bad movie" but other than that his record is practically spotless. even that movie he did for his wife was pretty good and his daughter was hot.
>>81454883
That really was a pile of shit, wasn't it.
>>81455059
shit i'm retarded. forgot to post the picture
>>81455167
yes, what women want and the beaver are classic examples of kino
You just KNOW
>>81454180
Can agree. I think the only flick of his that would qualify as bad was Death to Smoochy, but he and Williams were good in it.
Pitt underrated in his ability to pick good flicks. As long as Jolie isn't in it, it'll at least be entertaining.
>>81455255
Death to Smoochy is a masterpiece. Rounders is unappreciated but not terrible. I dunno, I think the Illusionist might be his worst and it's still pretty good.
I hope we're not talking about "flawless" records here
Not these days though...
This pope fucks
>>81455255
if you think death to smoochy is bad you are the plebiest of plebs
>>81455370
Closer to flawless than Jake "Source Code" Gyllespy.
>>81455358
>>81455395
I'll never doubt you again, /tv/
>>81455358
>>81455395
I said it could qualify as bad, not that it was. It definitely had low points. A better director and pretty anyone but Keener in the love interest's role and it's a great flick.
>>81455391
As much as I want to love eXistenZ for what it is, its still bad. Also he was in those awful sherlock holmes movies more recently. RIP.
>>81455406
Source Code would be a really good movie if it ended 10 minutes earlier.
>>81455358
his worst is collateral beauty. didn't that get like 2% on rotten tomatoes? it was one of the worst reviewed movies of last year.
>>81455486
Ah, have not seen yet.
>>81455453
you said "would" qualify as bad. big difference.
besides. the answer is clearly collateral beauty. it was a giant steaming pile of shit.
>>81455468
I didn't see the sequel, but the first Sherlock Holmes movie they did was fun enough.
>>81455504
appearing in game of thrones has certainly tarnished his career, though.
>>81455532
DtS was pretty well lampooned. So yes, it qualifies as bad by most, even some of the people in it.
Never saw Collateral Beauty.
He never lets me down
>>81455555
I just remember the sherlock boxing thing that wasn't awful. Quints means I'll probly have to rewatch.
>>81455555
checked
true American hero right here, no joke
How has this god not been posted ?
>>81455702
He's been in some real shit, but he's never been bad in anything.
>>81455767
He was in the movie with the money or chimp or whatever.
>>81455787
You're only proving him right
>>81455821
>filename
>>81454567
doesn't get enough work T.B.H.
i really like her
>>81455886
his rates are very high. most film companies can't afford a half eaten tuna sandwich and the thimble from monopoly.
>>81455907
he even went full retard and came back stronger
>>81454180
Always solid
>>81456005
long live the new flesh.
too bad he's a fucking crazy right wing idiot.
Dude's so based he's the one on the movie poster even though he's not a main character...
>>81456066
>>81456049
Now now, politics are an illusion that have a containment board
>>81456104
Milk money y/n?
>>81455173
What the actual fuck! I love me some Dolph but I've never seen him this hot before. This has to be shopped somehow.
This guy
>>81455628
This a million fucking times.
>>81456160
Have you not seen rocky 4? Thats what the Justice Enforcer looks like.
>>81454180
He's been in a load of bad movies.
>>81456049
>too bad he's a fucking crazy right wing idiot.
>implying he isn't taking the piss out of triggered libshits for keks
>>81456160
>What the actual fuck! I love me some Dolph but I've never seen him this hot before. This has to be shopped somehow.
For you
>>81454766
>We are gods
>in Asia
kek whatever makes you feel better i guess
>>81456189
that picture of him is from a bad movie though. fucking next level jew pandering.
>>81456295
The hairy Japanese pussy I get on the daily sure does.
>>81456225
His been in tons of bad movies.
>>81456291
i'd honestly give up 20 years of my life if i could look like this for a month. hell, i'd take a week even.
Being honest here, probably one of the best looking woman to ever have existed too.
>>81456368
But did he ever do a bad job?
>>81455358
the bourne legacy
This is now a Dolph Lundgren appreciation thread!
>>81456430
60+ year old harry dean stanton fucked prime jennifer connelly. what a fucking legend.
>>81456430
No doubt. Her degenerate husband knew how lucky he was. He ravaged that woman, the motherfucker.
>>81454340
Mostly true but his last I saw was Captain Fantastic, which was annoying as fuck.
>>81455749
>playing pretend in front of cameras makes you a hero
how our standards have fallen
>>81456577
you must be kidding.
fucking mortdecai, the tourist, yoga hosers, etc.
>>81456591
he was nominated for an oscar for it.
let me guess, you hated it because he was a socialist and not a fascist?
No Keanu, wtf!?
>>81456049
how bad did you get triggered on nov 8th?
>>81455059
>his record is practically spotless
Yeah because he has done like 10 movies in his entire career and never took chances
>>81454340
>>81455173
>>81455389
>>81455702
>>81455767
>>81455821
>>81456291
>>81456430
I don't know why but all these high quality/density images from the late 80's to mid 90's just look so fucking good. And somehow the small amounts of grain add to it instead of being distracting. I wish I could explain it better but I'm not a photography expert.
>>81456443
>actors who are rarely in bad movies
>>81454550
>ginger males = bottom of the barrel
>saying this while posting a woman who looks like the butch manly version of Eddie Redmeme
>>81456482
She chose the worst peace of shit guys to be with. Fuck, they could have at least been decent looking but she wasn't shallow like that I guess.
>>81456647
>he was nominated for an oscar for it.
only retards think that means anything
Makes me sad to think he will likely soon be dead
>>81456830
Why Garfield though? Did he purposely sabotage a perfect record?
>>81456858
Does he have kids? That might have been the reason.
>>81456858
He must have been tricked
>>81456830
Broken Flowers was fucking kino
>>81456703
Agreed, something in the digital workflow destroys the magic
>>81456858
it was a setup for the punchline that took place in zombieland
>>81456338
>submissive asian women give me sex so i am a god
>>81456858
He thought it was a Coen Brothers noviem
>>81457034
It's just the medium itself. Film is naturally beautiful. You can snap a photo with one of those cheap disposable cameras, without paying any special attention to lighting, and get a great image.
I'm not a purist, you can get beautiful digital images too, but it takes a little work to filter & counteract the inherent "coldness" of the digital sensor.
>>81457084
i unironically believe this
but seriously, we can't let his agent get the nuclear codes
>>81457142
I miss him so much already senpai
My choice would be this guy. Dependable ugly actors that can't coast on good looks are where its at.
>>81454550
>>81454623
There. Disproved.
>>81457969
>not posting superior Lucius Vorenus as ginger master race
>>81457969
>>81458020
Shocking the number of people who don't know Michael Fassbender is a ginger.
>>81458066
we all knew that, it is only you that discovered this last week
Robert Redford is best male ginger
>>81454567
he's done so much work that I have worked with someone who has acted alongside him.