ITT: rare 90s kino
Jesus Christ, the 90s were just the worst.
WARNING RARE 90s KINO.
DO NOT REPOST
>>81452351
Hey, man, at least the girls were hot.
Send me back to the 90s/early 00s. The nu10s suck
>>81452860
>Not liking the 2010s
We'll see what you think in 20 years faggot
>>81452145
I don't normally wish death on fictional characters.
But holy shit did I wish death upon them.
>>81452907
2015+ has been alright, the 2000s lasted well into 2013 though with their awfulness.
WUTS A KINO
>>81452627
rare mel kino
>>81453001
Couldn't agree more.
>>81452145
I still don't get it. Was Lucas the adopted son of the manager?
>>81452145
Do you like Blue Cheese?
>>81455798
Back when Hollywood didn't think every teenaged boy was a daterapist.
>>81452918
Same. I can't help but instantly hate everyone in that picture. Maybe I could muster up a little pity for that man in the dress on the far right.
>>81454658
nice jumpcut, faggot
>>81453001
>>81453025
>Le Native Americans are smart and modern
>Le Russians are fat & dumb
Truly an edgekino of its time
>>81457483
GONZAGAS
>>81457249
You realize that movie was pure fiction, yes? Please don't tell me that you're fucking stupid that you can't tell the difference between fiction, and reality.
>>81457974
Was that the one where he was cryogenically frozen? Pretty good.
>>81458032
I think that was "Forever Young"
>>81454658
Can you imagine how terrible that brainfreeze would be?
>>81456373
mfw I watched the Director's cut and heard that line
81457446<<
what sorcery is this?
>>81457923
>it's fiction so you can't criticize it
Erase yourself.
>>81460194
FUCK ALL MEN
I was going to post this but wikipedia says it came out in 2001
>>81452145
i work in retail and when i watch for the first time i remember thinking this is why this store is going under
>>81460308
Tell me about the most popular girl in school.
>>81460414
Holy shit was this bad. Brando's cat daughter was fucking hot though
>>81460457
Which brings to mind The Craft, I love punk rock girls, even fake Hollywood ones.
>>81460308
the 90s didnt end until like 2003 anyway
>>81460711
love this movie, the story its based is crazy.
The lions lair was full of bones and corpses of all sorts irc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters
>>81460723
The 90s died on 9/11.
>PICK FLICK
>>81457127
>implying that was in the actual movie
dude like shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUJkM9jAzkk
K I N O
came out before 9/11 so smd
>>81460711
>>81460951
Top fucking tier.
I unapologetically love this movie and watch it often
>>81461135
looks like a straight to video store title
>>81461216
More like JUST From The Past
>>81461206
This movie was pretty cool, recommended it to people when I was a vid clerk in the 90's.
>>81461354
>>81461384
>>81460702
This
unironically so...
>>81460414
>>81460457
>>81460553
Fairuza Balk has a smile that will bite your dick off. She would have played a great Harley Quinn
>>81460799
Watched the movie with my dad when I was a kid. Live near Chicago, girlfriend and I went to the Field Museum in October and I remembered the lions were there. Just watched it last week because we found it on Hulu. It's so unsettling that two lions would tag team and kill like that.
>>81461432
everyone loves this movie, why would it be ironic
THERE IS ONLY ONE 90S KINO
WE MUST ALL BOW DOWN TO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nj5G4GffWo
amy good gorilla
>>81461432
This cover still triggers me.
>>81461484
Would have been 10/10 if it remained LEGION.
Still good though.
>>81461191
Fucking kino! Use to watch this all the time will seek it out tonight
>>81461458
I've been meaning to rewatch this for a while
Very fucking rare 90s kino
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149551/
>>81461465
Definitely ! The craft use to be great fap material
>>81461674
>tfw Penny realizes the cop is her son because he's singing his daughter the song she sang him when he was a kid
>>81461711
from the review:
>"Simply put this is one of the all time greats and thoroughly deserves the attention it receives."
kek
Legitimately the best court movie, funny and comfy as fuck.
>>81461766
>that other review
>I give this movie an 11 out of a possible 10. I completely agree with the message of this movie. I love killing f*ggot n*gger j*ws, and I feel that this movie really captures the feeling you get when you're strangling a f*ggot n*gger j*w, his eyes popping out of his head, putting your lips over his so as to steal his last breath. It's practically orgasmic. That part where the guy killed the f*ggot n*gger j*w was so great. The sounds they made when their bodies smashed together with hot, gay sex and then the guy proceeded to stab the f*ggot n*gger j*w 27 times in the dick was so hot. I came all over my chest. Keep it up my fellow f*ggot n*gger j*w killers.
>>81461771
so comfy
>>81461771
yutes
>>81461321
If you want the crazy version.
>>81461829
...did they fucking shoop that tribal tattoo?
>>81452918
Those characters were lovable compared to Reality Bites...
>>81453001
>Hey man let's make a movie adaptation of Karma Chameleon!
>>81460702
Ah shit, I remember watching this in science class one day cuz it was basically summer break. Thought that shit was gonna suck, was actually pretty damn hilarious. Harland Williams pretty much makes the movie though.
Back when making a movie about gays was still edgy
This every Saturday.
The end of this movie seemed to predict the end of the 90s of American society and the beginning of the new SJW "everything matters" era where people care too much about every little thing.
>>81463104
I don't remember anything of this except them opening the trunk of a car and she had a huge bulge in her throat from the jawbreaker? I had dreams about it for years not knowing what movie it was.
>>81456133
that was a beautiful movie anon
81459587<<
will my wizardry ways manifest into something spectacular?
>>81463732
I guess not
>>81457446
>>81460194
is that a shitty version of Go?
>>81457854
Is he alive at the end? The knife looks like it goes through his shoulder.
essential summer slacker kino
watch it on a warm june/july day when you want to feel depressed yet comfy at the same time
>>81460824
This
Is this rare?
Cuz its amazing
>>81463912
>a movie every 90s kid jacked off to
>rare
>>81463937
Yeah, Kevin Bacon's dick was hot right?
>>81453001
Saw this flick last week. Why do people pretend Jodie Foster is hot?
>>81464213
>not wanting to fuck a lesbian straight
beta as fuck.
>>81461269
[melancholy theme plays]
Every second friday, after his payday, my dad would get candy and rent a movie from blockbuster for us.
I still love this one - reinforced what being a good fan meant (supporting your team even if theyre in the shit). More so because this was the last film he rented for us
>>81457483
Look at how beautiful he was.
>>81462069
>Those characters were lovable compared to Reality Bites...
That's not saying much. I remember in that flick they tried to make Ben Stiller's character a yuppie douche but he was actually the most likeable 2bh
>>81466629
you're a failiure
>>81463812
I've added it to my backlog, mite b cool
>>81466629
Fuck I thought I knew all of Ackroyd's movies.. That cover has a comfy 90's aesthetic
>>81466705
>"There's no point to any of this. It's just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know, a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good. The sky about 10 minutes before it starts to rain. The moments where your laughter becomes a cackle, and I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
>>81466629
>Every second friday, after his payday, my dad would get candy and rent a movie from blockbuster for us.
I know this feel
This is literally kino, released in 1990. Don't be dissuaded by the cover, it makes it look like generic crap
>>81452351
You can pretty much chalk it all up to Slacker.
Then Reality Bites opened the fucking floodgates.
This isn't kino, but it is comfy - especially the forest scenes outside Seattle
81457446<<#
What?
I watched this film after reading some article by a numale complaining about it. Basically Demi Moore sexually harasses Michael Douglas and the writer of the article was complaining about ''white male fragility'' or some such nonsense.
Anyway it was based off a novel by Michael Crichton so a lot of the film is actually about technology, virtual reality and corporate structures/behavior. It was released in 1994 and like many other films of that time, it's representations of high-tech companies and virtual reality hasn't aged well - but for me that's a good thing as it has a sort of vaporwave aesthetic
It could be absolute trash. But I have fond memories of this flick.
Just look at that 90s ass poster.
>>81467784
It's essential comfy-core
>>81467249
I've wanted to watch that for a long time, I might be inspired by this post to finally download.
Kalifornia (1993) has David Duchovny as the protagonist and Brad Pitt as his serial killer antagonist, with also Juliette Lewis in a supporting role. It's peak early 90's casting
>>81452973
is it opposite day?
if it is, DON'T KILL YOURSELF
NONE OF THESE ARE RARE YOU FUCKING PLEBS
>>81468044
I put off watching it for awhile as well because the plot sounds sort of contrived but it turned out to be much different than I imagined. It's basically a case study of a psychopath (in a good, non-edgy way) and the aesthetics are great
>>81452145
>rare 90s kino thread
>no Pest posting
>>81468152
Enlighten us, O' wise one.
>>81468152
is this rare?
it's great if you haven't seen it
>>81461245
THESE PIPES, ARE CLEAN!!!
true kino!
>>81465895
>Boat drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op9Ml7pS6uA
>>81468152
Drop some rare ones for us then, I'd like some new films to watch - films that are also good though, don't just google some ultra rare film from Albania or some shit
>>81452145
Prime Fraser, prime Silverstone. Christopher motherfuckin walken as a nutty scientist. Comfy as you like
>>81460194
I love Linklater, but this movie actually just sucked.
>>81463243
Yeah her friends wanted to abduct her for a surprise party and murdered her
Reminder:Tom Cruise ruined prime Katie Holmes.
>>81468657
In fairness she frequently made a laughingstock of Tom Cruise.
>>81452351
Is this you
>>81468470
>I love Linklater
lol u loev men gay fagot
>>81468721
eww, she deserved all she got
>>81468778
Get in the van.
>>81460668
Bridgette Wilson from Mortal Kombat and Billy Madison was fucking fine.
>>81468802
I dunno, is 3 million per annum while the sham marriage lasts really enough to justify having a gay midget scramble about on top of you squeaking "yea can u feel that top gun? you're going to the danger zone!" while he stabs your navel with his cocklet?
>>81468832
Moooom! I was just checking my seeds!
Bad Influence (1990) with James Spader playing a button down corporate type, and Rob Lowe playing an assertive charismatic guy who makes him explore his dark side through petty crimes and violence. I'm convinced the writer of Fight Club saw this film
>>81468909
Shit son, for 3 million a year I'd let him scramble all over me. I'd even tuck him in and read him Hubbard books at night.
>>81460824
>>81463823
man it really changed everything.
what did they begin with? the gulf war? oh wait.
>>81460194
Is that Steve Zahn holding a garden gnome?
>>81461216
i love that one, downloading right now, thanks
>>81467784
I rewatched this one the other day, first time since I saw it in the theatre way back when. Absolutely comfy.
>>81469156
fall of the berlin wall.
C O M F Y
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The original "Crash"
>>81468227
>>81470641
did he rape them?
>>81457423
Surprisingly realistic viewpoint on ecstasy which makes a change
This was unexpected kino for me, I went in thinking it was a generic romcom
>>81471476
since we're on joes heres the funniest movie death ever.
>>81462330
>a very funny movie
>>81470641
Seriously how many other films have a satan worshipping taxi driver in them? Better than how Beetljejuice did it anyway.
>>81471476
>that intro
The rest just couldn't live up to that.
this movie was comfy
>>81471524
that guy was pretty redpilled.
>>81452907
>liking a bunch of fat people that have shitty political opinions
I'm with the first guy, I'll take any decade back.
>>81461619
fucking love congo
>>81461619
was itVOLKINO?
>>81452627
is that where Mel was a frost WW2 soldier like CapAmerica?
>>81471594
i unironically love this movie and quote it all the fucking time.
when tom arnold was in town for some shit, i called into the radio station and asked if he'd sing "i'm my own grandpa"
he did, it was awesome.
>>81466629
TIme to look Daniel Stern up on IMDB. Home ALone, City SLickers, guy seems to have had a career at some point.
>>81461264
DON'T
>>81471346
I have no idea why I enjoy this film so much, but I do.
>>81471468
I honestly wonder if pirate radio was a thing or not back in the nineties.
Like, in subhurban American cities.
>>81471594
This movie actually has some of the cleverest jokes ever.
THE DRIVE BEE?
Although I don't get why their pets were claymation.
Ted Levine stole this movie in almost every scene he was in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7hDrl1YOgI
>>81472059
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if pirate radio was STILL a thing in rural America. The places that still only has dial-up and weird morality laws to keep the younglings under wraps, like curfews.
>>81472084
Good shit, anon. I unironically wish Tupac was in more.
>>81472428
Yea I always liked his movies too, Gridlockd was probably my favorite of his.
Pure kino.
>>81473427
>ellen barkin
god daughter of alan arkin?
>>81461589
really? everyone i know hates it along with nic cage himself
>>81473427
i used to jack off to the vhs of this
only years later did i realize it was kino
>>81461458
I watched the cropped 4x3 version.
The pan an scan was atrocious
>>81471514
onik
>>81452145
I didn't actually see this until a few years ago but it's now my favorite 90s thriller
https://youtu.be/l1KIjcjnMR0
>>81458117
I used to be able to imagine it. Then I found out that the popsicle is made of foam and life has never been the same.
>>81461206
Anything that came out on VHS had a cassette jacket that matches your description. Now get banned for underage.
>>81469156
>>81463823
>IT CHANGUD EBERYDING
>NEBER BORGET
>MY HAMBOIGAS
Amerilards are so pathetic, some jews died and they delude themselves it CHANGED EVERYTHING!!!111
>>81461432
Loved this as a kid, but I tried to watch this last year and goddamn, it's awful
>>81461458
There's something with this movie that I never watched the beggining. Caught on cable like 15 times and never saw the beggining
>>81460194
didn't really like this movie but parker posey
>>81467784
It's not that good but bring good memories.
>>81469287
Excellent.
>>81471346
I really need to watch this, had phobia of cockroaches when was a kid but now its fine.
>>81461513
this, watched it the other day and shit's hilarious, why did norm gave up on movies?
>>81475083
It feels like in the late 90s/early 2000s they made so many shitty movies with the popular young people. Dawson's Creek kids, Josh Harnett, forgettable people like Devon Sawa, etc. Just doesn't seem like that happens anymore. There's no longer a TV show with young actors that's popular enough to get them to start putting the actors in movies, and it seems like they don't try to push the next hot thing as much anymore. The only recent example I can think of is when they tried to convince us that Taylor Lautner was a start.
Late 90s/early 2000s truly was the best time to be a teen idol.
>>81473427
This was Amy Adams' first movie.
>>81476707
What a qt
og capekino
>>81476849
Strange how in the late 90s everyone expected Dunst to be the next big thing, but ultimately it was Adams who had a better career, including 5 Oscar noms
foodkino
>>81452145
>>81460702
I saw it in the theater with my brother when I was 16 I think, and we both laughed like retards for damn near the entire length of the movie. There might have been 3 or 4 other people in the theater at most. Great fucking movie, and very underappreciated.
>>81463104
>Rebecca Gayheart
Damn, I forgot about that bitch. She was fine as hell.
>>81479712
she's a murderer
>>81467443
Utter shit
>>81467784
This was pretty much the 90's "Breakfast Club". I wouldn't call it rare by any means.
>>81461245
Best part of that movie was Andy Richter. Fucking genius.
Second best was how incredibly bad that female actress was, like so terrible that it was funny. No idea how she ever landed a role in a movie. I'm sure she sucked at least one cock.
>>81460668
I know this looks like some shitty chick flick, but I saw it a couple years ago and it's pretty goddamn funny.
>>81469159
Why do you ask questions that you already know the answers to?
>>81471899
no that was Forever Young
It was shit
anyone know any highschool comedy / stoner movies? there used to be a shit ton, but I can't remember most of them, mostly because they were carbon copies of each other
>>81471982
Don't forget this one!
>>81472059
Not really
>>81461216
Really makes you think
>>81476528
He was sort of box office poison as a main character. He was only the headliner of two movies, Dirty Work and Screwed, both of which grossed far less than they cost to make despite being great fucking movies. He did much better as a supporting chartacter. But now that he looks like a bloated zombie, he doesn't do that anymore either, so he mostly does voice work.
>>81479850
I wouldn't really call accidentally hitting a kid who was crossing the street not at a crosswalk "murder"
Thread is too big for its own good can't be bothered to read every response to avoid duplicates. Came here to say
Mystery Men
Heavyweights
Buckets.
You also get to see joey "she's a hoah" pants get typecast
>>81481338
hmm never noticed that
>>81474510
This reminds me of Wait Until Dark (1967 i think) another good thriller featuring a blind hottie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062467/
>>81480414
"I will sue your ass for damages, for damaging my ass!"
Stewart's delivery in that entire scene is 10/10
>>81461354
So many great lines in this one
>>81461216
I would do anything for the ridiculous jacket Fraser wears in the beginning
>>81462069
>>81466705
>>81466776
Reality Bites, proto-hipster asshole Ethan Hawke character aside, is comfy as fuck.
>>81481632
>>81468657
This is just a shitty version of The Faculty though
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>>81463812
>>81467755
Top Tier
I'm a big fan of that whole "sexual thriller" genre that Fatal Attraction sort of kickstarted
A few SEMI-rares (what does rare mean anyway):
Dream Lover (1993) (nude Madchen Amick)
The Crush (1993)(qt Alicia Silverstone)
Jade (1995) (waifu Linda Fiorentino)
The Last Seduction (1993) (see above)
Hurlyburly (1998) (qt Anna Paquin)
Guilty As Sin (1992) (husbando Don Johnson)
The Chase (1993) (qt Kristy Swanson)
Tree's Lounge (1996) (qt Chloe Sev)
The Hot Spot (1991) (ultimate waifu JConn)
>>81462375
It's amazing what TNT was like in the 90's with MonsterVision and Movies for Guys Who Like Movies. The same for TBS and USA Network. Who else remembers USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear? Or Saturday Nightmares?
>>81483093
Jennifer is my waifu
>>81483093
Dayum...Prime Jennifer was something to truly behold. 1990 had so many hot women like her, Madchen Amick, Lara Flynn Boyle, and Sherilyn Fenn.
>>81466629
Stern was like the best 90s kids kino villian
>>81484438
I nearly forgot about this film. Speaking of Stern, I wonder if we'll ever see a Wonder Years reunion movie or something?
The one black guy who only discovers masturbating and spends the rest of the movie strengthening his hands fucking had me in stitches.
Wish China Chow had more roles too
>>81484990
That movie is awesome
>>81468778
>ace ventura.png
>>81467784
I'll never not love this movie.
The ending to this movie is really grim.
>>81484990
That's why we got dis trace buster buster yo!
>>81452627
Can I get a quick rundown on this kino?
It's great.
>>81482888
That movie is actually great
>>81461321
>Clifton Collins Jr. credited as Clifton Gonzalez Gonzalez
>>81461771
>main character not even on the cover
fuck my life up
>>81457974
GIMME BACK MY FACE
>>81471468
Check out Gleaming the Cube.
>>81457423
The only film about getting pilled up with your mates that actually rang true.
>>81452145
my oldest brother had this on VHS and we quoted it endlessly
>>81486026
For some reason I associate that movie with Idle Hands
>>81484990
Came here to post this rarity, peak rare 90s kino right there boys.
>>81468909
>>81469017
>>81486122
both are pure kino
>>81461406
It's a shame such a great man's last film was this turd.
>>81463812
Thank you for reminding me about this movie, anon. I saw it on IFC (before it was fucking shit) years and years ago. It's a great indie film from the 90's. 9/10 will watch again.
>>81486026
Heh I really like this one.
When the movie will approaching the endI think it will getting a little more dark vibe.
The other parts are pure fun though.
idk if its rare but i really enjoy this one. as a downside sometimes u have to guess what they fuck theyre saying
>>81461829
Never knew till a couple of years ago that the guy who played Davey killed before romper stomper was even released.
>>81486540
Killed himself* Sorry, it's late.
>>81461949
It's the same one he's got in the film. Looks like they might have touched it up in the photo to make it stand out more thou
This was one of the greatest surprises I've ever had watching a movie I didn't know anything about. One of my favorite films of all time.
>>81482838
You mean a shitty version of Stepford Wives?
>>81486465
common 90s kino
>>81471346
This what this thread is about. One of my favorite films as a kid and only a few others I know watched it. It got this very special kinda acid-dreamy feel to it.
>>81484045
There were many its just unfortunate they didn't all stay hot.
>>81485874
Kristy is a fucking Sex Goddess there. The only actress that can make me cum in 1,2 seconds.Usually it takes like 5-10.
>>81482888
mah niga
>>81487899
damn she looks like a dude there
>>81477325
I really thought I would like this movie, but I did not.
>>81488272
The only pic of that scene I could find on google images from my phone, not the best representation unfortunately.
Actual rare 90's kino.
>>81456133
Norman who?
>>81487899
I prefer her in the original Buffy movie.