/got/ general

>>81451279
first!

lel

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>>81451279
First for top waifu.

>>81451308
Dunkin & Donuts

None of the posts ITT have anything to do with the content of the programme.

>>81451360
neither does yours

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Was she right, /got/?

>>81451393
yes

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>None of the posts ITT have anything to do with the content of the programme.

Can we talk about what the fuck Bran is going to be doing next season? What's left for him?

>>81451489
BRAD?

why did ned never tell catelyn jon wasnt his bastard?

>>81451508
According to the leaks he's consumed by his visions most of the time and snaps out of them long enough to help Arya and Sansa take down Littlefinger

>>81451549
He needed to safeguard the secret no matter what because Robert would have murdered Jon. That's why he took the shame of being "dishonorable" to save Jon's life.

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its Elle-fu's birthday too


cast her

>>81451279
i heard hodor is gay
is it true?

>>81451608
he obviously could have confided it with her in private though

>Even if /got/ is revived by season 7 it'll be flooded by people spamming and fighting about the leaks

>>81451643
You don't understand so I'm not going to repeat myself.

>>81451686
Why would his wife tell robert? I dont think you understand.

>>81451720
>a secret that literally has the fate of the last thing your sister left in this world AND the fate of not only your life but the Stark house as well since you hid this secret from the king in the balance
Yeah I think hiding it from fucking everyone is a good idea.

>>81451508
His going to introduce us to Rhaegar

>>81451643
No. She was a terrible bitch. She would have told everyone so that people wouldn't think she's a cuck standing by a cheating husband.

>>81451720
>>81451793
Also Ned's wife could claim she didn't know, which would be truthful, if she didn't know the secret either.

>>81451793
>implying there wasnt a chance catelyn would have jon murdered out of jealousy
it would be out of character, but not impossible
if he wanted to keep him safe, he would have let her in on it.

>>81451898
>it would be out of character, but not impossible
Do you even know what you just said? You're fighting for no fucking reason right now. You're stupid as shit if you can't comprehend something as simple as this.

>>81451927
Why such a short temper, nigger? Afraid I have a point?

is there any chance of petyrxsansa

>>81452424
No.

Like George himself, Petyr will be cucked.

jesus christ both brad and puppyfu came back at the same time.

>>81451803
Why the fuck would we need to be introduced to that fag?

>>81451720
best be baitin'

>>81452532
Wtf fat faggot is a cuck now?

>>81451393
Only partially right
It should've been Jon&Sansa, get rid of the shittiest """"stark"""" kids.

>>81451626
guess starring in "Jeyne Poole and the puppies".

>>81451549
>>81451643
So it Catelyn keeps her mouth shut, the benefits of having told her is her relationship will go from "Not liking him" to "Not really caring about him".

If she doesn't, the cons of having told her is "Robert will kill him and might kill me or at least strip me off Winterfell and my family will live in disgrace til the end of times.

Jeez, why didn't he tell her?

Sure she might not have said anything, but there's next to nothing to gain by telling her.

This is like someone offering you a bet, we roll a random number from 1 to 100. 1 to 99, and you win $1.
100, and he blows your fucking brain off. Would you take that bet? 99% to win! But you win next to nothing, and you risk losing everything.

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>>81453210
He's always been a cuck

>>81451626
recast sansa with someone who has talent and isnt an ugly beady eyed beast

http://grrm.livejournal.com/144572.html

Daily reminder that Jaime Lannister would CANON wreck Rand al'Thor

>>81454016
>upset about a girl picking someone else
>cuck
pick one

>>81451626
Jon Snow

>>81453165
Normies are retarded. My wife had no idea who Jon's dad was after the season six finale even though the show made it clear and I have been telling her for years.
A lot of women watch this show and they can be dumb as fuck.

>>81454477
Wow. Well, my experience has been completely different. I don't know why you have to bash "normal" people or use the r-word when we're only talking about a silly HBO fantasy series... it seems a little extreme? But anyway, I know more than my husband about this show, so you're wrong therer.

>>81454104
>girlfriend leaves you for another man
>not a cuck

WEW

You don't really believe she didn't fuck the friend first do you?

>>81454683
it happens to everyone unless youre a virgin who never talks to girls

>>81455269
>everyone's girlfriends fuck some other guy and leave them

Sup Elio, busy defending George I see

>>81454477
they haven't made it clear at all

>>81454554
>the r-word
are you a kindergarten teacher

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>>81455442
>Dayne says Rhaegar wanted them outside the tower
>Bobby B says in the first episode Rhaegar raped her
>baby confirmed to be Jon Snow with the jump cut
Even if you think there was no romance and Jon is a rape baby they made it clear who the dad is

>>81454477
who the hell do they think the father is?
I mean (hopefully) they got that Lyanna is the mother... right?
They think what, the father is a mystery to be revealed at a later date?

>>81455442
>they haven't made it clear at all

>They made it clear the war started when Rhaegar Targaryen kidnapped/"kidnapped" Lyanna Stark
>We see Ned going to rescue Lyanna Stark
>She is pregnant
>She is defended by 3 kingsguard of the Targaryen

I guess Rhaegar just lost her in some dark alley for a day and she was raped by some random peasants and they found her pregnant so they holed her up in a tower and spent 3 of the best warriors in the kingdoms to defend Marmaduke Water's soon-to-be-born bastard?
Makes perfect sense.

It is obvious it's Rhaegar. One could say it might be Aerys, some weird theory, and I wouldn't call him retarded.

But saying it's anyone but a Targaryen, or saying it's unknown or "hasn't made it clear"?
Retarded showfag levels of not paying any fucking attention.

>>81455588
Nope, just a decent person with morals

>>81455442
>lyanna got raped by rhaegar (mentioned before)
>lyanna gives birth to a baby
>lyanna makes ned promise not to tell anyone who fathered it
>zooms in on his face
>transitions to jons face
>therefore you suck big dicks

>>81455906
A lot of people think it's Ned
>>81455941
I'm the person who posted the R word and I am a school teacher.
Please stop baiting. No one in the real world is that easily offended.

>>81455964
Not to mention Oberyn in the show said Rhaegar left Ellia for another woman.

>>81456411
>A lot of people think it's Ned
well they're obviously mentally challenged, but it might be because for 5 seasons they thought Ned was the father, and now they learned Lyanna was the mother and didn't think of antyhing else so N+L=J.

These are the same people who wonder why Stannis is delivering mail to Robb or think Jon Snow and Ramsay Snow are related.

>>81456585
Yeah man I said they are retarded

>>81451608
Yet on his deathbed Robert called off the hit on Danaeries even praised Ned for standing up to him about it

>>81456670
The man you hate's sister is a lot different than the rape baby off of the woman you loved and still think about every day

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>>81456585
>These are the same people who wonder why Stannis is delivering mail to Robb

That's a little bit more undestandable I think. Roose and Stannis both look pretty similar and it isn't like Roose has that many scenes. I'm not even sure that Stannis does.

If only characters in the show wore their house colors or something...

>>81456670
And as Eddard read the books/watched the show he knew that Robert would, 16 years after the fact, agree to let a Targaryen live. So he traveled back in times and revealed Jon's parentage.

Right?

When Eddard took the decision about Jon was right after the war, when Robert had a bloodlust for any Targ shit he could get his hands on;

He was furious about Stannis trying but just FAILING to capture the last 2 targaryens... How do you think he would've reacted to a Rhaegar born son?
And how do you think he would've reacted to learning about the stark HIDING a rhaegar born son?

>>81456918
don't relaly think it's that.
It's that (not even memeing) they turn their brain off and shit.

same reason they think all scenes are excellent and are blind to the plot holes because they don't even think about them...

same reason they think the Vale cavalry was a surprise, that they didn't know who the Stannis cavalry was when they attacked Mance (despite davos, stannis and melisandre saying they were going up north and Baratheon banners being everywhere), that Jon Snow resurrection was a big twist, and so on.

I know we are mostly Stannis supporters but can we agree Viserys is second best?

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>>81456670
Well I think he would have absolutely had to have Jon killed or exiled, same with Rhaella, Viserys, and Dany... but I also think Robert's bloodlust is a little over-sold. There's no proof he ever actually sent assassins after Viserys and Dany until after Dany was wed and then pregnant. It's a political necessity.

I think the rage he flies into when Ned questions him about it is actually his internal conflict coming to the surface. Ironically, he resents the remaining Targs and blames them for making him feel guilty about needing to kill essentially innocent people to secure his hold and House on the throne.

Remember that Robert didn't order the deaths of Aegon and Rhaenys, Tywin did that on his own, likely as a show of loyalty. Ned stormed out when he saw, but Robert accepted it. Though apparently not enthusiastically or else Barristan would have never served him.

Robert is not a cruel man or a child killer, but one of the tragedies of the series is that the nature of feudal politics necessarily undermines his heroic nature. It is not enough to kill Rhaegar and Aeryies... the others must die as well. All because of a war that Robert didn't even start and that cost him a woman he seems to have genuinely been in love with.

Even if that love was probably misguided.

>>81457169
meant to quote:

>>81456824

>>81457164
>supporting kinslayers
>ever

>>81457282
the shireen killing is just D&D and there's literally nothing wrong with killing an usurping faggot.

being the king's brother doesn't give you the right to steal his crown unpunished because doing anything against it would be kingslaying.

>>81457254
Nah, he would've relished killing Jon, Jon is a direct affront to him and his love of Lyanna.

To know Rhaegar not only raped her but made her bear his child and the child killed her.

>>81457416
>literally nothing wrong

Kinslaying no matter the reason is accursed faggot

>>81457416
Stannis will probably kill his daughter in the books but for very different reasons.
Still doesn't excuse the Jews.

Do any of you like the lannisters or at least sympathize with them a bit?

>>81457169
>Robert is not a child killer, he only send men to kill childs because he has reasons to.

Dany is like 13 and it's not even her she wants to kill, it's the unborn son. He basically wanted to send an assassin against a baby.

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>>81457474
>Do any of you like the lannisters or at least sympathize with them a bit?

>>81457474
I like Kevan, Jaime, and Tywin. Later I even started like Cersei because the books kept going farther and farther in making her cartoon evil in crazy, surrounded by enemies. She feels like an underdog.

>>81457474
Just Jaime and Kevan

>>81457460
No, Melisandre will kill his daughter in the books.
They are a thousand miles apart and given that stannis army is barely even moving anymore I don't see them making the way back to burn shireen then going back south to attack the bolton.

Don't see why (or how) Shireen would travel that idstance either.

Melly's burning her, not Stannis.

>>81457457
No it's not, no matter the reason. THis is just retarded religious'ish belief.

Plenty of kinslayer in the story and they don't seem to suffer from any curse.

>>81457474
first day on /got/?
It's probably the most loved family.
Most of /got/ like them all but Tyrion.
And the normiest /got/fags surely like Tyrion, mostly secretly I guess given he's never praised here.

Jaime, Tywin and Kevan are favorites, Cersei is literally /ourgirl/, and in the books there's a few more like Genna is based etc..

If you go by the %, I'm pretty sure Lannister is the top family on /got/.

Baratheon is popular too but they don't have as many members so just 1 hated shift the balance, and no one likes Renly ( beside that faggot >>81457457 ).

Everyone hate most/all the starks and all Tully, all Ironborns are shit beside Theon who was ok for 5 seasons then was turned to shit as well.

No comments on Martell tards.

>>81457588
I think Stannis will win the battle of ice and the show just changed it because they wanted the battle of the Bastards.

I think Stannis takes Winterfell and goes back north and burns Shireen in a failed attempt to kill the others.

But does this matter? We will never see another book.

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>>81457689
>Cersei is literally /ourgirl/
Wrong

>>81457588
>Plenty of kinslayer in the story and they don't seem to suffer from any curse.

Like who?

>>81457689
>Theon who was ok for 5 seasons then was turned to shit as well.

>Theon "You've got raped, starved, emprisoned, tortured, and genitally mutilated? Have a beer and get over it or just fucking kill yourself fucking pussy" Greyjoy

I wonder how well an equivalent scene would have been received by the "poor sansa got raped ;_;" community.

>>81457740
Well I'll hint it this way, the most notorious kinslayer in the story ( by # of kinslaying done ) is literally running on Godmode at the moment.


Also worth noting that kinslaying is just a vague meaningless nothing anyway.
Karstark says RObb will be accursed for killing him, but he's further away from Robb than Robert was from Rhaegar. And no one even mentioned anything about kinslaying for that one.

Basically it's just an insult that means nothing and people use (or don't use) to fit their agenda/politic bullshit. It means nothing at all.

Saying kinslayers are accursed is just like Aeron spouting "hurr no godless men on the seastone chair" like a retarded parrot.

Godless men can sit the seastone chair just fine, the Sevens don't save anyone who begs the Sevens to save him, and there's no curse on kinslayers

>>81457689
I'd call Renly a kinslayer too if he killed Stannis you fucktard

>>81457925
Kinslayers are seen as shit.

Balon knows it which is why he sent Euron away.

Robb isn't because no one takes a relation that far apart as being enough to be a kinslayer.

It's a bad reputation to have and I'll not support kinslaying shits

>>81458635
saw it

>>81459468
>tfw forgot to remove the g

Alright /got/, choose your Small Council:

>Hand of the King
>Master of Whisperers
>Master of Coin
>Master of Laws
>Master of Ships
>Grand Maester
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard

>>81460919
d-do we get to choose a queen?

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>>81457517
A cute baby

>>81457925
Based Euron and hail to the king.

>>81451549
well he'd known her for 2 weeks upon coming back to WF with jon so i doubt he'd trust her at all initially
then i guess it was just more convenient continuing the lie

>>81461878
why do you keep posting pictures of babies, reformed jaqenfag?

>>81462743
Because this baby is cute, angry anonfag.

>>81462743
And every time the word "baby" is mentioned, I post 1 baby picture in the whole thread.

>>81457689
>Theon
>ever "ok"

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what did they mean by this?

>>81457781
to be fair to D&D, ironborn culture is sort of meant to be like that

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haven't been to these threads since the last season ended.

how are bookfags/showfags coping with the fact that GRRM is not going to finish TWOW anytime soon?

>>81465567
Denial, mostly. It'll be out this year.

>>81465567
sort of sad
even though i'm only really invested in a couple of remaining plotlines, i still want to see how it ends
i hope he at least finishes twow before his heart gives out, the rest he can leave to preston to finish off

>>81465567
Even before A Dance with Dragons we've come to terms that the fat fuck will die before he'll ever finish this series.

>>81465567
I'm still a bit upset, except now it's more about Gurm's laziness than me caring about the story itself

Would any of the other Kingsguard have done the same if they were in Jamie's shoes during the sacking of King's landing?

>>81465991
nah, dumb honourfags have nothing else to live for
although dayne and (presumably) whent were pretty hypocritical getting butthurt at him when they were plotting with rhaegar to depose aerys anyway

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Is he autistic?

>>81466305
yes, and a useless weak shit
which is why gurm will never ever kill him

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>>81451279
young sarah michelle gellar would make a great ashara dayne

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1490705364192.webm

victoria silvstedt would make a perfect val

>>81466323
>he marries Sansa in the end game

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>>81466544
still a better ship than jonsa
and almost as good as sansa/a hole in the ground

>>81466533
Is that Victoria Silvstedt, playmate of the year?

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Afternoon /got/

>>81466791
stannis the faggis who the kids called fannis

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>>81466811

>>81451279
First for B R A D A M A N T E

>>81466631
yes

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>>81466791
does stannis actually have a crown in the books? is it like robb's and only mentioned a couple of times? is it ever described?

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>>81466791
Afternoon Salty Cunt

>>81466880
Yea. Red gold, fiery looking points.

>>81451279
I would like to have grownup sex with Isaac, if you catch my drift.

>>81466825
fannis baratheon

>>81466983
I do not. Please explain.

17 July on /got/
/tv/ will be full of got threads because why the fuck not lol XD

Let's settle this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12715694

>>81467274
branpedos

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Was he a fucking idiot? He could have easily killed The Mountain but instead he wanted to make too much of a show and ended up getting BTFO.

STR > DEX after all

>>81467589
dunno if you missed it, but he wanted to force a confession out of him
that was kinda the whole point of him being in KL in the first place

>>81467610
He knew it was The Mountain anyway. What would that confession change? Nothing.

>>81467622
No, he wanted to mountain to confess that Tywin ordered him to do it.

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>>81451279
ashara dayne

>>81467274
branfags by a fucking mile.
among these 4, jonfags.

Voted 4 Sansafags

>>81464887
I wouldn't say that. Ironborn seem tougher than the average men in westeros but that's only because all Ironborn are "soldiers". They're not tougher than the average warrior... They only seem tougher because they don't have peasants&shits. They've got miners but mostly thralls and we barely hear about them anyway.

But I don't think Ironborn warriors (i.e. just about all of them) are tougher than Westerlands soldiers or Northern soldiers and so on. The "culture" that seems to be like that is because we only get PoV of ironborn warriors because that's all there is.

Plus, if you recall, in the books Asha is kinda crushed when she sees Theon.

>>81467274
>>81467726
are there really "annoying sansafags" in /got/ tho?

Pretty much everyone hate the shit out of her.
I don't really mind if sansafags are annoying somewhere else.

>>81467790
even more so, i don't think i've ever seen a single 'danyfag' here ever

but what constitutes a '-fag' anyway? do you have to be rooting for them, or just think that they're a good/interesting/engaging character?

>>81467482
>>81467658
They're more Isaacfags than Branfags. No one really cares about the exposition kid.

>>81468005
Is Branfagging supposed to be serious? I find it hard to believe that /got/ has THAT many pedos, and that they're interested in a kid who's sort of ugly

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Cast him

Game of Thrones
A Song of Ice and Fire
July
?

>>81468005
I guess you're right, but I assume that most isaacfags are also branfags.

The Alchemist & Pate

>>81468541
Sansa Tully

>>81468433
>pedos

You keep using this word. I don't think you know what it means.

>>81466898
when your parents name you fannis but you tell everyone your names stannis

>>81468833
Only slightly more miscast than Turner.

>>81469030
Enough, stop it.

>>81467635
And then what would happen? Oberyn didn't have an army with him and if he tried doing anything to Tywin he would probably be cut down.

>>81464220

After all that dick sucking about Selmys skills he was proven to be just a old man in youths glory...

>>81469190
he wanted tywin to be denounced in front of the court
also he was slowly poisoning him the whole time

You want a good girl, but you need the bad pooshey

Puushy

Who /lay awake at night thinking of Renly's peach/ here?

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George RR Martin

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LISTEN UP /GOT/. I got a hypothetical for you.
You wake up tomorrow, you check your news sources, whatever they may be. And there's a story involving game of thrones. As it turns out, Kit Harington and Emilia Clarke were having an affair. They were relaxing together in a scenic park, when suddenly a random bear attacks, KILLING one of them. Just one. The other, manages to survive with minor scratches.

The show must go on however, and D&D plan to hire a replacement to shoot Season 8.

So... Who do you wish most to die from the bear attack? Bonus points for choosing a replacement.

>>81469521
kill em both.

>>81469521
Emilia, obviously. Kit is a shitty actor, but he doesn't suck the fun out of every single scene like Emilia does

>>81469574
>That guy who doesn't play along, because he thinks being an edgelord is more entertaining.

>>81469521
Why would you name your son Kit

>>81469640
His real name is Christopher

>>81469640
Kit is a pretty cool name. I bet he was popular. if I had a kid, I would name him/her something that sounds good and fun to say. Because it makes social interactions easier.
It's better than being another fucking Josh or Mike, or David.

>>81469521
Definitely kit. I hate them both so to me it's nothing but showfags love him more than Dany now so It's piss them off more.

If Theon and Euron joined the Night's Watch. Swearing their vows and doing their tasks.

>>81469605
>That guy who makes up a fictional situation about a bear mauling a human being to death just because he doesn't like the character they play in a meme show, but also call other people edgelords

>>81466791
afternoon britbong

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

>>81470161
you're a bit late, aren't you?

>>81470055
Yeah, but it's funny when I do it. It's lame when you did it.
I don't really want the characters to get mauled, but bear attacks are kind of funny in a cartoonish way. I was thinking of including more characters into the hypothetical, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that those are the only 2 characters absolutely guaranteed to make it to Season 8. If I included Cersei or Sana or Bran, then people will pick them on the basis that the characters will likely die this season anyway.

What kind of person is Daario "baby Mario" Naharis? Is he a good fighter? A good friend and genuiely caring lover? Talking about the book version.

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>>81470244
he's a meme

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Daario is such a meme

>>81470244
Daario is proof of Dany's immaturity. That's pretty much it.

Daario is now a hostage in the Yunkish army, but will they kill him?

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>>81468005
kys pleb

>>81470545
>dude trees lmao

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>>81470561
>dude [dude thing lmao] lmao

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>>81470603

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>>81470646
>coming from the pleb who thinks 'dude trees lmao' is an argument

>>81470683
it's irrefutable desu senpai

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I've been gone since last season, any leaks or spoilers confirmed?

>>81470731
only the whole season

>>81467274
>>81467658
>Say I like an unconventional theory regarding Jon's parentage.
>Get called a Jonfag.
>Anon attempts to gaslight, by trying to convince me I'm a Jonfag.
>Say anything that might be interpreted as neutral-to-positive about Jon.
>Attract the gaslighting anon again.
>Say anything in defense of a stark.
>Attract the same anon calling me a Starkfag, and inevitably he leads the conversation back to his Jonfag hateboner.

Why isn't the Anti-Jon/Starkfag on the list? Yes, I'm still bitter about that. Fuck you, asshole. You ruin otherwise good conversations with your petty rage.

>>81470799
fuck off jonfag

>>81470683
>Wikihow

>>81470799
>good conversation
>theory on jon's TRUE parentage #9023
Yeah, no.

>>81470799
are you the 'ned's tullyshits are all bastards' poster?
when you open with that people are gonna assume you're a jonfag

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>>81470277
>how preston jacobs sees you

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>>81470938
>how preston jacobs sees everything

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>I LOVE LEMON CAKES
>I LOVE LEMON CAKES
>I LEMON CAKES
>LE MONKE

>>81470824
fpbp
>>81470909
spagp

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>>81470714

>>81470918
No, I was called a Jonfag before I even knew that theory existed.
That one anon was shilling the greenhand channel here. And I watched their N+A=J video. Not realizing the implications of this. I just thought it was a well argued theory. And then I got called a Jonfag. Because apparently, if you say Jon is the son of Raegar, you're a Jonfag, and also if you say Jon is the son of Ned, you're also a Jonfag. Pretty much any theory regarding Jon other than "he's a bastard" makes one a Jonfag.

>>81470909
hey, it was a new idea to me. Much more interesting than Jaqen posting, Maisie posting, Bran posting, [insert character here] posting, and leak lamenting. These threads barely have any conversation at all. I find a tiny bit of juice left get out of this dead thread, and I get it spit back in my face. Shit sucks, man.

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Is Based Preston /ourguy/ ?

>>81469521
I think kits performance is more iconic.

>>81471188
The thing is, Jon's parentage theories are as old as old hat gets. Doesn't matter how new the theory itself is, not when the topic of the theory has been done to death for over 20 years now. In that regard, it's no different than waifuposting, or complaining about D&D. It's stale.

Wondering. Has anyone watched the French TV series called the Accursed Kings? Read it was one of GRRM's inspirations. Is it worth looking for?

>>81471367
I can't wait until the show is back in season. I'm sick of sharing this thread with you jaded dudes. No fun at all. Need some fresh blood to liven the joint.

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>>81457169
>but I also think Robert's bloodlust is a little over-sold. There's no proof he ever actually sent assassins after Viserys and Dany until after Dany was wed and then pregnant. It's a political necessity.

Viserys mentions having to bug out of this or that Essos city after attempts on his and Daenerys life.

But as Varys is charge of implementing these “assassination” attempts and is actually working to get Aegon the Reconqueror on the Iron Throne, Viserys and Daenerys lives were never in actual danger; they were decoys to keep Robert and other anti-Targaryen nobles looking the wrong way, allowing Aegon the time to grow up in safety.

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>>81466305

He's soon to be dead, once Sansa marries Harrold Hardyng.

>>81471865
>implying Harry isn't about to get shanked by Mad Mouse

>>81471865
>thinking gurm will kill of useless autistic character that everyone in-universe keeps on saying will die
the real hitch in LF's plans won't be sansa going mindtrickqueen or anything like that. It's going to be sweetautist not dying

>>81467908
We had some Danyfags during Season 3 especially around the time of the Unsullied episode. I remember because we'd constantly have three generals up at a time as they were engaging in thread wars with Stannis autists. It was actually worse than the Jontard at the time, who was just some retard that would spam "first for Jon Targaryen" in every thread but rarely anyone took the bait. They'd done very little with the Azor Ahai/R+L/Jesus/Best Fighter crap at that point on the show and no one cared about Jon or the Wall.

Then sometime around the middle of Season 4 the Danyfags disappeared because her storyline was so fucking forgettable at that point not even normalfags could defend it or try to bait. Stannis autists got bored and had no one to pick a fight with so they started calling out Jontards instead, those fights unleashed so much autism for two years that /got/ actually got banned for the offseason.

Oh and briefly in Season 4 we had some Tyrionfags that would clash with the Stannis autists too over who was the better actor, again because his storyline was actually using material from his best chapters in ASOS that season. But as soon as he got to Essos the Tyrionfags ceased to exist because he became irrelevant and literally just a meme dwarf/servant of Dany.

I think the consistent thing with these posters is they were feeding on how buttblasted they could make the regular denizens of /got/ by propping up "normie" characters over "their guy" Stannis. Jon is the ultimate case because since Season 4 he's been positioned as having the main storyline and plot armour while Stannis got completely and utterly btfo on the show.

>>81471449
Hi, hey there, I want to be your friend.
Lets discuss about...

>>81471831

Who knows if those assassination attempts were real, though. Viserys was paranoid and had a poor grasp on reality

>>81471927
Haha fucking kek, I remember those good ol times. A moment were I had the best laugh.

what do danys farts smell like? i bet she farts a lot when she's angry

>>81469176
fannis

/got/ during summer

How many /got/ threads are going to pop up on /tv/ when season 7 airs on tv.

>>81466811
You're not funny jaqenfag

>>81472276
He is not a Jaqenposter, you dumd fag

Jorah Mormont, what about him?
Any theories about Jorah the Andal.

>>81472202


Nowhere near as many /mtfg/ runs through everyday, all year round.

>>81472361
>"""he"""
and yes, """he""" is.

>>81472472
I asked how many!

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>>81471919
>sweetautist not dying

Nope, Sweetrobin the Retard a goner and Sansa will pay the price for Middlefinger's machinations.

>>81472515
>and yes, """he""" is.
No "he" isn't.

>>81472561
>tfw Sansa will never die in the show due to S5 backlash
Feels bad. Hopefully whatever happens to Tyene, Ellaria, and Yara next season will be enough for another tumblr triggering.

4chan vs reddit 9gag & tumblr.

reddit vs 9gag

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>>81471997
>Who knows if those assassination attempts were real, though.

How hard would it be to kill a teenager and his little sister, who don't have a coin to their name and are begging various Essos nobility for place to crash?

No, Viserys and Daenerys were decoys to protect Aegon the Reconqueror, thus Varys insured that any "assassination" attempts would realistically fail, as with saw with Jorah and the wineseller.

>>81472561
even if sweetautist did die, who would kill salsa?

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How does Euron have a sixpack?

>>81472723
this
>>81471997
the assassinations attempts are pretty much CONFIRMED fake...

Reread Robert/Eddard discussion about Daenerys... Does this sound like someone who sent 50 assassins already and is just sending 1 more?

No, it sounds like it's a big deal ( even for Robert/the small council ).

If they were sending assassins by the dozens like Viserys claims, it would have been a footnote.

"Well, we're done for today's session of the small council! Oh almost forgot, send a few more assassins to kill these targ shits".

It's kinda apparent it's the first time they ever wanted to send an assassin.

Viserys was making shit up, or Varys was making shit up, or Illyrio was making shit up, or all 3 of them together.

>>81472911
Dany herself noted that she never saw any assassins her brother spoke of. Viserys was nuts. Though there may have been some truth to it in the early days.

>>81472562
End your life tranny

>>81472361
I'd recognize that """""witty humour""""" anywhere. There's no hiding.

>>81472994
Fuck off and hang yourself dummy

>>81473122
>I'd recognize that witty humour anywhe
Clearly you're stupid and blind, try harder.

>>81472969
I don't think it was Viserys. I think they were feeding him false information.

Keep in mind, Viserys was not even 10 when they left in exile.

A kid of 10 doesn't think up much that isn't shoved onto him. So unless they fed him paranoia I don't see why he would feared like that...
And once he got to adulthood, why start fearing assassins now that you've made it years without a problem?

THEY were filling his mind with thoughts on assassins&shit. Probably to control him more easily given that he's of potential value in the future but at the moment he's not doing anything for them... So they don't want to spend my $/time keeping him because it's not worth it so far, but at the same time they can't just lock him in a cell because then if they ever need him he'll be against them.

But tell him assassins are on the way, and he'll go wherever you tell him to go, do whatever you tell him to do, without question.

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will he save the show?

>>81451279
Omegle vid when

>>81473439
what exactly was the purpose of his character?

>>81472771
>even if sweetautist did die, who would kill salsa?

The Knights of the Vale, accusing Sansa of poisoning Sweetrobin (and she may actually be guilty).

>>81473522
why would they bother killing her when they could marry her off and claim the north/riverlands or some shit?

>>81473472
>he doesn't know about the Darkstar masterplan

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Say something nice to Elllie

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>>81473692
What's the next step of his master plan?

>>81473803
killing myrcella
and failing lol why is darkstar so fucking useless

>>81473790
NICE CURLY HAIR OI

>>81473790
he's cute

>>81472911
The Small Council meeting we see in the books is significant because Dany is pregnant and Ned is there. So regardless of how many assassins Robert may or may not have sent previously, the problem has become much more urgent because the exiled Targaryens are multiplying. Ned is there to object to the idea of assassinating children, making it a moral issue, where no one in previous meetings ever would have made that so explicit.

>>81473790
she looks like dog shit.
that's about the nicest I can do with that picture.

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Game of Thrones

>>81473299
oh gosh. Well you're a real meanie mister!

>>81474222
Checked

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>>81474127

>>81467635
But he didn't get it. The Mountain never said that Tywin ordered him to do that.

>>81467635
that's just on the show. and it was retarded (like most scenes on the show) because even if he had not been killed, Tywin surely would never have let Oberyn leave the city after that. Oberyn basically killed himself, and not just by fighting Gregor. He has no friends in KL, Tywin can do as he likes with him. Tywin can kill him even publicly by makign some bullshit reason, and life will go on no one cares. Dorniggers will chimp out in Dorne but that's all they do anyway.

And the reason he wanted to implicate Tywin (on the show) is that the Dornish Masterplan ( or any dornish plan at all ) is dropped from the show. So it wouldn't change anything to just involve Gregor. So they made it about Tywin.

In the books it's just Gregor. Sure they already know but they want EVERYONE to know, and from Gregor himself ( they couldn't just say it, no one would believe them/care ).

But now Gregor is known as the murderer/rapist, and in twow (>) Cersei will be revealed to actually use a known murderer/rapist and also undead as a member f the Kingsguard.

>>81473439
Darkstar?

>>81474222
Well that's because you're annoying, desu senpai.

Also your mean too

>>81471903
>not die in a joust

>>81472630
Jonerys will trigger tumblr.

Dany is hated over there and jonsafags are very sensitive to anything, anyone and any ship that threatens jonsa

>>81472828
from raping women

>>81475366
>he thinks Euron only rape women

>>81475384
lol you're probably right

>>81475366
raping woman strength your abs, hence Euron has a sixpack

>>81475384
>more prolific brotherfucker than Cersei

>>81475366
And his mute sailors who posses telepathic abilities.

Azor Beric

>>81475594
Azor Benis

>>81475647
Azor Penis

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Joining Captain Euron and his crew on Silence and go on a adventure and journey across the world, killing and raping beings, plunder the cities and taking their riches.

Join the ship Silence and obey Captain Euron Greyjoy.

>>81475430
>probably
someone hasn't read the twow teaser chapter

>>81476029
where can i find this teaser chapter my friend?

>>81476075
In my ass

>>81476075
Here's the link
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-damphair-part-1/

>>81476163
thank you

>>81476212
You're welcome, also Pree

>>81475467
>Fucked more brothers than Cersei
>Killed more brothers than Stannis

He's like /ourgirl/ and /ourguy/ combined.

Is he, dare I say, /ourgod/ ?

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>>81476299
Dubs confirmed, he is and hence forth shall be know as,

Azor Euron

>>81476299
>committed more incest than any Targaryen or Lannister
>killed more kin than Euron, Bloodraven and Stannis combined

Craster is /ourgod/

>>81476075
>>81476163
this chapter, mang.
changes your view of euron from "Ok he's kind of a bad guy" to "Ok he's literally the devil".

>>81476448
Alright, you win this one

>>81476381
I can get behind this. To bad show!euron is shit and the book ones story never will be told in its entirety.

What will you do when TWOW is released in your local bookstore?

Post how your day would like .

>>81467908
>>81471927
Danyfags are still here, we(or at least, I) just lurk most of the time.

So
During the battle of the bastards what the hell was Smalljon Umber doing in front of the Bolton lines beating this shit out of Thormund instead of staying behind all those fucking pavise shields

>>81476821
>6:00 stand in line in front of bookstore
>8:00 enter bookstore
>8:01 buy book
>8:02 read last page of the last 2-3 chapters
>8:03 spoil everyone on /got/
>8:04 to 00:00 masturbate

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>>81466880
it looks like a ringlet of flames on his head

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>provided the crucial passage over the river
>provided troops
>entered the war on Robb's behalf against the vastly outnumbering and more seasoned army
>only asked Robb to marry one of his daughters (and employ some of his offspring, like those two grandsons as squires, but it's a minor request)
>Robb fucks him over

So why again the treacherous scumbag is Walder, and not Robb, given all those huge risks that Walder took?
>>81477120
Smalljon's character is so fundamentally retarded, especially given his motivations, that it really shouldn't be a question. Basically, he's a bloodthirsty fucker or something like this. A better question is why he didn't blink an eye when Ramsay commanded an arrow volley over their troops when they engaged Jon's army.

>>81469228
no

>>81471831
>>81471997
they're not he used them as the excuses as to why they get kicked out when someone in essos is bored of them and he was raging about muh family legacy etc.

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>>81477565
>9:00 stand in line in front of my local book store
>10:00 enter book store
>10:01 buy book
>10:10 drive to snackbar to buy kapsalon
10:20 drive to supermarket to buy red bull
>10:40 arrive at home
>10:41 read TWOW while eating kapsalon and drinking red bull

>>81477899
>So why again the treacherous scumbag is Walder, and not Robb, given all those huge risks that Walder took?
because violating guest right by killing and killing your king are a lot worse than a king breaking a betrothal

>>81478461
Because risking your life and lives of your family for someone who broke the sacred vows given in your home is a much more viable approach?

>>81477821
looks like a faggis

>>81476821
>buying books immediately after they're out
I'll just troll the internet for spoilers all day.

>>81478663
after robb married the other girl walder brought his troops home which was reasonable and expected it was the regicide and violating guest right which are two really big deals in westeros that makes him such a shit comparatively

Buying and reading TWOW while eating kapsalon and drinking a 450ml Red Bull.

>>81476821
wake up too late, get to bookstore too late, twow soldout, spend the day crying because nothing to read and can't go anywhere on the interweb because spoilers.

>>81479577
Use alarm clock to wake up earlier, ya loon.

Also drink red bull for breakfast.

>>81479577
>not just buying it on an online shop to save you the hassle of leaving the house

>mfw when Beric shows up in TWOW being alive after all and kill Lady Stoneheart personal and taking command of the BWB and resurrect Jon Snow with the aid of Thoros

>>81479980
>when Beric shows up in TWOW
>when
>when
>TWOW

please stop, that's fucking embarissing.

>>81480094
Don't you have patience and faith in GRRM to release the TWOW despite all the delays and misfortunes?

Dont you hope and pray that someday TWOW and ADOS will be released before GRRM suffers a heart attack?

A Song of Ice and Fire
The Wind of Winter
A Dream of Spring

>>81476821
desu I don't know...
I usually don't read fast. Not as in words/minute, but as in, just a few chapters a day.

But unless I rush TWOW in a day this will mean no /got/ for me and not discussing with with /got/bros ;_;

So maybe I'll jsut rush to finish it in a day I guess.

>>81480579
the fuck you're trying to do jaqenfag, seriously.

>>81481039
Reading possible 1200 a 1300 pages in one day? Imfuckingpossible desu!

Anyway but tell me in details how you day will be looking when TWOW will be released.

>>81451279
>Tommen
>Hodor
Are they the only ones there from GOT?

>>81481149
Posting and bumping the thread, stupid faggot. Those are the books that GRRM needs to finish the series once and for all. Do..you...understand...me?

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>rewatching Season 2
>mfw every time there's a Stannis scene because I remember his demise

>>81481268
Martyn Lannister too

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>>81481149
>jaqenfag

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>>81481188
...ill wait and buy the danish translation because I got the other in danish..so it will be like 6 months before I can discuss it with my /got/ bros

>>81481268
It's not a cast party who did you expect was gonna be there

New fucking cancer thread fucking when?

>>81481268
Brans there

>>81481149
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PEDO

I'm glad we can all come together in hate for the jaqentard

>>81481914
Like I give a flying fuck, dirty homo

>>81481600
I was using it more as a rough guide to see who he liked enough from the show to invite to his party.

New bread when

Isaac a cute. A CUTE!

>>81483036
Lpbp

New thread >>81483745