>All wanted to be filmmakers >Got stuck being film reviewers

yeah who'd have thought it's easier to find a flaw in another's work than to do it yourself

when the works in question have multi-million dollar budgets

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I wonder if filmmakers are any good at film reviewing

>>81448938
Uh, dunno who the others are, but, Doug Walker has directed multiple, complicated, feature films.

>>81448938
>you'll think people who criticize movies as a career would be good at making them
You don't see them reviewing Citizen Kane

>>81448938
Those who can, do. Those who can't, critique.

>>81449120
Sure he has.

>>81449355
Exactly. These guys review shit and act like they're fucking geniuses because they can find the flaws in movies made for children and teens, when they're in their 30s making poop jokes.
The most challenging films these fucks will even approach is some Oscar-nominated stuff like Boyhood which they will meme at instead of really dissecting. Ywn see RLM tackle Kieslowski or even Haneke.

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>>81449110

>/tv/ wanted to be film reviewers
>got stuck making fart and feet threads

>>81448938
YMS didn't want to be a filmmaker, he wanted to be a rockstar. Hell, he still wants to be a rockstar. He has an album coming out this year.

>>81448938
The only one of those faggots who isn't a filmmaker is the same disappointing dogfucker that made this thread

>>81448938
Do you have any proof that YourMovieSucksDOTorg wanted to be a filmmaker? As far as I know, he didn't study film or try to get into the film industry.

RLM's failures come from budgetary restraints.

Doug Walker is simply a talentless hack who should still be working at radioshack.

I know radioshack went out of business, he should be a property manager for one of their abandoned buildings. Away from people he might try and tell jokes to.

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>>81448938
Best of the worst: Kickassia, Suburban Knights, To Boldly Flee, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie or Space Cop?

>>81450166
>RLM's failures come from budgetary restraints.
RLM's failure comes because they are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>81450128
Shut the fuck up you meagre furry cunt. Your content does not qualify as television or movies

>>81450333
Space Cop > Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie >>> Kickassia > Suburban Knights >>> To Boldly Flee

Space Cop and Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie are bad but at least some actual filmmaking went into them. Doug's movies look like YouTube videos made by a high school kid.

>>81450366
So you don't have any proof?

>>81448938
THEY WERE JUST A COUPLE OF FILMMAKERS
WHO CAME TO YOUTUBE TO BREAK INTO SHOW BUSINESS

>>81450350
cums

>>81450350
Like clockwork. Has this copypasta successfully become a meme or do you autistically post it yourself every day?

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>>81450461

>>81450350
Feel the same way, there have been many great movies made with little to no budget, this losers hide behind the veneer of irony to make half assed no good shit, their insecurity is really sad.

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What did he mean by this?

Name some great horror or sci-fi hit from the last 10 years that were made for under a million dollars?

>>81448938
>you'll think people who criticize movies as a career would be good at making them

Not really. If anything it would make them less likely to be good because they build themselves some weird safety net of delusion thinking their film won't be shit because they know all the mistakes to avoid. Also most of them don't even provide any insightful criticism it's usually just nitpicking which anyone can do.

>>81450333
Space Cop. But Space Cop is RLM's worst film.

>>81449828
>>81449355
RLM LITERALLY did tackle citizen kane in a lengthy section of the Star Wars Episode III review.

AVGN is by far the most important of the 5

>>81450646
Is that suppose to be his love interest in the movie?

I could come up with 1 and a half

Primer 2004 -7k budget ABSOLUTE KINO

Monsters 2010 -500k budget Gareth Edwards best film. I found it mediocre at best but pretentious fucks seem to like it.

>>81449120
Those flaming piles of garbage invalidate any claim he has ever made of being a critic.

>>81450350
Wow, this.

I was a big fan of Mike back in his Plinkett days, but my interest in him has faded over the years. Something about his attitude just began to bother me.

Your post sums my feelings up perfectly. Thank you.

>>81450896
it's hard to believe that the guy who made the Plinkett reviews is the same guy who sleepwalks through Half in the Bag

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>>81450916

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*slide whistle*

>>81450999
Why work when you can make 100k/year delivering poop jokes for fifteen minutes a month.

AVGN invented an entire genre of reviewing

It will never be surpassed

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Irate Gamer Movie when?

>>81451059
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>81451105
still waiting for that female perspective on the site

>>81451105

woah...

how did she tolerate James's thoughts on the Ghostbusters remake?

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>>81450350

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Was it KINO?

>>81451567
12 inches

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>>81451499
My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' hasl exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>81450926
his love interest in real life

>>81451694
No fucking way. That's his wife? WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?!?!?!?!

>>81450485
These men are pawns!

>>81448938
James is barely even a reviewer, let alone a film reviewer. He's had a career making short films for ten years now

>>81449704
Should've just directly quoted Denzel

>>81451105
Did he marry a female version of himself?

gotta have money to make movies or find somebody to finance them. NONE of these guys have any money or can find anybody to give them some. They all want to direct their own scripts. Maybe they should direct somebody elses script.

>>81451922
Seems like it.

And james can still do great stuff when he wants to.

I'm waiting for Doug to go full retard, that would be funny.

The rest are pricks.

>>81448938
Yeah but Cinemassacre is the most likable out of all of those shit channels.

never watched let alone visited RLMs channel. but everyone here likes them so i guess its alright, cant be worse than Channel awesome.

James is a cool guy and monster madness is fucking awesome, he succeeded at making a show of sorts like monster vision.

you forgot spoony who literally ran with the patreon money as soon as the goal for a movie was reached

>>81448938
They're not even proper film critics; they'd be better termed 'reviewers'.

Real criticism involves analysis. In their cases, this part is always half assed.

>>81452045
>Real criticism involves analysis. In their cases, this part is always half assed.
Mike is a real critic when he's being Plinkett.

>>81451567
xd

>>81452252
this made me laugh for some reason

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>>81451669

>>81450350
They making a living doing what they love which funds their ambition to independently make feature length films. "Living the dream" may not be the right term but they seem to be doing want they want to do and making money doing it.

I think your assumptions about them is based on the false belief that every filmmaker wants to work in Hollywood, when in reality most do not and it would be clear from any of their videos (particularly the Jack and Jill review) that the two are disenchanted with Hollywood and the studio system entirely.

So this is either a troll or heavy projecting.

>>81448938
RLM >>>>>> AVGN >>>>>> [power gap] >>>>>> YMS = NC

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>>81452692
>[power gap]

>>81448938
I probably dislike YourMovieSucks more than I should after I find out one of them is an admitted gay furry.

>>81451956
The AVGN movie had a $325k budget

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>>81452888
>Over $325,000 for this...

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>>81449085
But, Space Cop was good. It was everything /tv/ was hoping it would be. Remember how we loved it, and how there was that anon that on /tv/ that would kill every livestream /tv/ tried to have of it.

I'm a neighbor of James. I live a few doors down. We used to have an inside joke in our street that we could always tell when James was editing his films because he would always play heavy metal music at deafening volumes, all the while he was drinking straight spirits heavily. Most editing sessions would last long into the night, where James would consume multiple bottles of rum, whisky and vodka. Too many times I can remember being kept up until the early hours of the morning, only to be disturbed by James in the street either screaming hysterically or fighting with his wife. His wife is an angel. She puts up with so much shit just so James can follow "his dream", or "his dragon" as he calls it during his drunken rants.

>>81452012
>but everyone here likes them so i guess its alright
Stop that

>>81448938
>you'll think people who criticize movies as a career would be good at making them
noone has ever thought that except morons. people who criticize anything as a career arent good for anything else, which is why they do what they do.

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>>81452937
>$200,000

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>>81453092

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>>81448938
They love film and actually did something about it. Years of shitposting and getting into meaningless arguments is a significantly more retarded way to express your passion. Criticizing them for pursuing a hobby even in a small way is hilarious from a /tv/ poster. I bet you're a smart underachieving early twenty something.

>>81452984
>that anon
was that son of a bitch AIDSMoby.

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http://www.manic-expression.com/

>still running

>>81453092
such a disgusting face

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https://m.youtube.com/user/ralphthemoviemaker
>wanted to be a filmmaker
>actually made films
Based
I watched King Candy and it was actually bretty nice. Has anyone seen his other one?

>>81453503
Im going to take a guess and hope his movies are better than reviews

>>81453503
I just marathoned the first minute on youtube. hehehe

>>81451105
>>81451294
>>81451349
You guys have to remember this was a semi-joke post made in 2008 or something that led to absolutely nothing changing. Cinemassacre was just James and Mike then.

They couldn't be filmmakers for the same reason they can't be competent film reveiwers - because not a single one of them understands the language or nuances of the medium one iota. It's embarrassing watching them try and talk about films.

Better than that Stuckmann guy though.

>>81451719
Not his wife

>>81448938
Space Cop may have been good without Rich.

>>81451250
He found success elsewhere
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKNV3C-EQDRhlAKXK_dBovA/videos

>>81453842
Is that actually him? Holy fuck. All the commenters seem to be little kids too.

>>81453829
Confirmed for not having seen Mike give the worst performance by an actor in a motion picture - musical or comedy

>>81453842
>58,000,000 views
Who knew he'd be both a shitty copy of AVGN AND a sellout?

>>81453185
>early twenty something.
Most people here are either in their 30's by now or are still underage.

>>81453357
I remember memeing these guys in 2014 and that the other guy with the long hair (decker something. The one with the retarded girlfriend he leeched off) came to /tv/ and got bullied away by the mods.

Has their viewerbase increased at all? IIRC there's some 3 hour documentary about the website despite them only having like 120 subs (most of which were ironic subs from /tv/). Fuck, I'm pretty sure they had more reviewers than fans.

Review cringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrEBBw8CRzY

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Guess whose a fan of RLM like you, /tv/?

>>81453995
>Review cringe:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrEBBw8CRzY

he was doing videos for 5 years and got no views, that's impressive

>>81454051
>people remember this guy

>>81454051
He became such a nobody. Even his NFL predictions are shity

>>81448938

It takes phenomenal courage to create and publish a work. There are two kinds of people in the world- creators and consumers. The critic is the hyena scavenger lying in the shadows. The creator is the lion.

>>81454157
He doesn't care about being an eceleb and does what he likes.

>>81454165
>there are two kinds of people in the world
>creators
>consumers
>critics

>>81454237
Does doing what he likes involve on hitting on underage girls?

>>81454272

Made you think and reply tho right cuck? 5 cents deposited into my account.

Here's my >(You)

>>81454165
You realize you're the hyena in this situation right

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>>81454165
Partly agree, but that doesn't explain why the guys in question haven't published anything more substantial. I mean, topping Space Cop (or worse yet, that god awful AVGN "movie") wouldn't be hard at all.

>>81448938
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>81449110
Best post
Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses
Also nice pic

>>81448938
>, you'll think people who criticize movies as a career would be good at making them

Not really.

I mean, you don´t need to know how to animate to tell that the ME:A´s aninations are horrible.

Knowing how a good prodcut is supposeed to be is doesn´t mean you know how to get there.

>>81452105
Yeah I know. But what percentage of the time is that?

You know, out of all of these guys, I think YMS is the closest to an actual critic and he has introduced me to a lot of excellent movies that I otherwise would never have heard of.

Rolfe is just an entertainer, and not a terrible one. I'm glad he matured beyond his AVGN persona.
Walker is a greedy hack who only appeals to autists and 12 year olds.
And RLM are just one-trick ponies who haven't made anything relevant since their Episode 3 review. Now they're just a slightly more intelligent version of JeremyJahns.

>>81454486

If you have not already, try writing and then editing a book- then publishing it. It could be on CreateSpace- who cares. You are putting yourself out there. One mistake and the world laughs at you. Am on my dozen or so edit and still its not good enough for the public eye. Your friends and family secretly wanting you to fail, saying 'what's taking so long', 'when's it going to be finished', 'you're STILL working on it?'

>>81454622
Here's the secret: he's always Plinkett

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>>81454893
Oh, I've created stuff, and got laughed at. And sadly the Internet never forgets...

But the boys in OP are all established people. By all accounts, insecurities should not affect them anymore.

>>81455019

This guy is the only film critic who matters and his spirit still lives on rogerebert.com

>>81450166
You can make a decent movie with little to no budget if you keep it focused on the characters. You can write something funnier than Space Cop if you actually give a shit and put effort into it.

>>81449120
To be fair, To Boldly Flee is like ten fucking hours long. That's not too shabby for an amateur film maker.
It's still shit tho.

>>81455114
>roger ebert
the only critic i know is le dead tv guy

>>81450916
This. James is an icon desu. He started the whole reviewer craze and ended up doing it best for the longest amount of time.

Critics tend to be failures at the things they critique.

See: Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

>>81454051
What the fuck was his problem?

>>81450764
Who killed captain Alex

>>81455114

I just heard mommy telling you its time for bed.

>>81452996
is this pasta or legit?

>>81455884
Yeah

>>81450764
Synchronicity (2015) maybe. (Well, it's not GREAT, but I enjoyed it despite it not being a big budget film.)

>>81455667
Thanks for making me aware of this.

>>81456679
I wish they'd do more segments where they are either outside the studio, or at least re-dress it to look like another location.

James Rofle is easily the best out of all of them. He's had a love of movies since he was like 5, and he's been making movies ever since, whether it be AVGN or over-the-top movie reviews. He says he counts AVGN episodes as mini movies, because a shit ton of editing and production goes into them that a lot of people don't know about. He puts the most effort into his work.

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>>81450333
I'll take any excuse I can to post this.

Also, AVGN > Space Cop > Dogshit > Kickassia > Who Gives A Fuck

>>81456748
the funniest thing they did was the spring break stuff for the x-men movie
>the bear disappears

if james rolfe never existed, we'd never have the russians & gibraltar tweeting about cucks

>>81448938
There's many reasons for this

>they are chained to their youtube persona
>they always want to make shitty b movies for le fun
>don't know how to make an actual film since they are ''self taught''
>they are american and the only way to get something made is through hollywood, have loads of money or know some producer who would get the money for you
>talentless

I don't know the guy from YMS but Doug Walker is definitely the lowest of lows in that pic

>>81457303
>Doug Walker
This dude is fabulous

>>81457303
I think most if not all of them went to film school.

>>81457617
I know the RLM guys did go to film school and their videos look good because of that, I don't know about James Rolfe but all his vids look like fucking amateur shit although that may be because he does it all by himself

I don't think the other two went to any type of film school

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>>81457728
James went to film school he just literally does everything himself

>>81457862
I'm sure this is bait but they were making a joke about the Amazing Bulk you stupid retard

>>81450896
>tackle

>>81454272
Kek

>>81457862
>that blocking
it's like they're trying to make themselves look spastic

>>81457906
>a joke
I'm not getting it.

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Who's ready for Jesus, Bro! to fail critically and financially causing Brad to be even more passive aggressive in his videos?

>>81457906
>It's shit on purpose

So it's still shit.

>>81448938
so what does that make the sad boys on /tv/? the reviewers of online film reviewers who review films because apparently they can't make movies, and by that logic, /tv/ can't even review films so they resort to reviewing online film reviewers.

>>81457862
I love how there are people on here that are so autistic that they have to question why this looks bad, as if the terrible fucking acting isn't a dead give away. Not only are they so retarded as to not get that it's done for effect (a joke), but when you tell them that, they restate the obvious (it still looks like shit ree!!) as if to make themselves look less stupid. No shit. That is the point.

>>81458499
There are two types of people in this world: creators, consumers, /tv/ posters, reddit, viral marketers, critics, DCEU fans, women, the jews, and creators. And /tv/ isn't any of them.

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>>81448938

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>>81458622

>>81456679
i love vacation mike

Does anyone know what happened to DHI. I loved browsing the Spoony megathreads alone out of habit but they got taken down and now taken down again. Is it just gone now?

>>81458221
>Hope you guys like Toby Fair and Actual Lee, 'cuz you're gonna be seeing a WHOLE lot more of 'em if you keep complaining about how bad 'Jesus, Bro!' was in the comments! And I don't care if you're a premium Patreon supporter - fuck you, pay me!

>>81449110
They are even better at it than the reviewers are.

These basement dwellers you guys follow are pathetic

>>81461212
Why do simple, slightly negative comments fluster him so much? So much he has to make up some strawman characters to jab in his videos?

There's always something deeply amusing about 4chan threads shitting on people making money doing the same shit that Anonymous does for free.

>>81450350
The failure of the RLM occurs because it is an active embodiment of a problematic isolated Gen-X Est.

I guess I guess that no one has faithful beliefs about something since childhood. They exist as polyps in the colon of culture and are tired from unfamiliar failures of others (ie "The Man"). I will not add anything other than Irony's complaints.

I quietly believe that they are a quiet and lost rapid era group and that they can make better films than industry experts. However, they lack ambition and the ability to actually enter the industry they are obsessed with. They will join on behalf of them and choose to make student movies nice in middle age.

They are terrible, terrible people. I met thousands of people like them. The last thing we need is to arouse attention for these people to see their navel.

/ Tv /, please worry about becoming these people. Their lonely path leads to depression, a life without true purpose.

I hope that believers who disappear and harass will cease helping their way of life. Perhaps they will be forced to do something productive on their own.

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>>81458622
Naw man, that just looks like absolute shit, no matter how much they tried to make it seem like they were being ironically shit

>>81461584
>badass.webm
more like ULTIMATE_badass.webm

>>81457862
ahaha this makes them look like they're running in front of a green screen

>>81458143
>>81458336
>>81461595
t. autist

>>81457862
Which episode was this?

>>81453842

He's also a ghost hunter now.

>>81460356
they got a new site up
http://deadhorseinterchange.net/

>>81461584
>long haired creepy guy

>>81451669
lol i missed this pasta

>>81451669
Yummy pasta.

Got any more?

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>>81453502
Wrong. That face can make women orgasm at a glance. You just have shit taste.

What's wrong? jealous of his success?

>>81448938
The saying goes
>if you can't do, teach. If you can't even teach, critique.

>>81449110
Literally anyone can be a critic anon. Being paid for it more comes down to how entertaining you can be while doing it.

>>81449085
There's been tons of directors who started on a potato budget. Sure the expectations of the average movie are higher today when you need cameras in the price range of tens of thousands of dollars to make something watchable, but budget shouldn't be that big of an excuse.

Lack of creativity is a bigger problem, and I don't just mean the plot.

>>81450366
wew lad

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>Mega64 and RLM will never work together

>>81452791
You have problems kid. Seek maturity.

>>81452996
damn 2014 was a loong time ago, i love jamesposting, do you have any more of these preserved?

>>81450061
Furys can't be anything.... only animal degenerates like they are.

>>81451669
I dunno, I think they're pretty funny.... >.>

>>81461568
"a life without true purpose"
I could jerk off in my mums basement all my life and it wouldn't be any different from fucking models if I am equally as happy.
DO SOME DRUGS BITCH

>>81453503

>King Candy


Oh you mean that Wolf Of Wall Street rip off?

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>>81448938
I don't believe that Douge Walker wanted to be a filmmaker, I think that's something that came along with all the donations, he doesn't look like a guy that really likes movies and he definitely doesn't understand them, his film making abilities are way way bellow amateur, he has no skills as a writer, I don't know how he finished school because he doesn't know how to write as a normal human being (check his scripts if don't believe me), he's not willing to learn any technical detail of how to shoot a scene because he thinks that what he's doing is fine.
He's in it for the money and he makes quite a lot of it.

>>81461851
The one where they review The Amazing Bulk on Best of the Worst

>>81449110
Truffaut and Von Bagh are superb critics

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Still better than this faggot

>event happens
>waits a couple days
>all discussion that could be had about subject already done
>follows the general thought
>doesn't even bring anything interesting to the subject matter
>does the first half of observational comedy (observe) but not the latter (comedy)
>plays it way too safe to ever be a comedian
>still popular

>>81466321
Aw, he's just Ethan around.

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>>81448938
>criticizes movies
>can actually make well paced scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxrkkF9NNBo&feature=youtu.be&t=25m13s

>>81465834
His ambition was to become a cartoonist/graphic designer. He eventually landed a job as a janitor until he got some unexpected success with the Nostalgia Critic

>>81466440
fuck, the time stamps don't work on this shitty fucking site, jump to 25:13 manually.

>>81466456
Is he the fuck that did Lightbringer? Jesus, that comic is the apotheosis of horrible.

>>81448938
>All wanted to be filmmakers
Well, the angry nintendo nerd and doge walker, probably. Mike and Susan just want to do what they do, with shit for budget and forcing their maid to embarrass himself on camera. I think Adam just wants to fuck dogs in peace.

>>81466477
Worked for me.
I hate how metanarrative shit has invaded YT reviewing, how did it start and who the fuck ever thought it was a good idea.
But you're right, that scene was well-paced though nothing else.

>>81466488
No that's Linkara.

Anyway, here's Dougie being interviewed by ABC news for the way he quit his job as a janitor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0MyoyRd44s

>>81466546
And Linkara's the one into trannies too, right?
Who's the one who lives in Arizona and is super alcoholic?

YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME!

>>81466321
H3 is a friendship simulator

generally you can categorise popular channels on youtube into one of a few things

>friendship simulator
>niche that got big
>actual great content

to illustrate; H3 is the first, Pewdiepie is the second and Primitve Technology is the third.

>>81463086
Is his lighting shit just to diguise his awful fucking face

>>81466737

The most bizarre thing is that Hila is actually way funnier than Ethan. Every good joke from h3h3 comes from out of her mouth and then its a 50/50 chance that Ethan will either acknowledge it in a way that keeps it being funny or completely shuts down the joke.

The worst example was the kissing prank video where hila said "Next he should do a baby kissing prank" and I nearly fell off my chair. Thankfully Ethan the joke killer showed up in time to save me from falling.

>>81466546
>those comments

Jesus, it must me soul crushing to know this is your audience, no matter how much money you make.

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I am hilarious.

>>81467058
it looks like he's mad a chin guard out of bologne

>>81454108
I remember his buddy undertakerfreak1127 who has become full JUST

>>81450166
>Doug Walker is simply a talentless hack who should still be working at radioshack.
>I know radioshack went out of business, he should be a property manager for one of their abandoned buildings. Away from people he might try and tell jokes to.

kek

>>81467187
Explain

>>81453842
Oh good lord. There is so much to say. I don't know where to start.

>>81451059
They should have tried to make a serious movie in my opinion, it could have at least been entertaining.

>>81463818
Mega64 is kino

The problem with Space Cop is that they tried to do the impossible which is intentionally make a "so bad it's funny" B-Movie. Which almost never works.

They would have been better off making a conventional comedy film rather than having Mike affect that weird as hell accent and have all those overlong takes.

damn I wish I could make a living of that shit. honestly, i am jelly. watching movies, playing vidya and then discussing it- for money. amazing. I guess that can only work in USA and few other countries. Balkanslavs don't care about that shit and rest of the world would just mock my accent. So I have to get a real job

>>81453842
Hahahahah, this is too good to be true

>>81450423
Space Cop was better than Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie. I don't mean that as a compliment.

>>81450916
>>81455341
He's terrible at it, though.

>>81468191
It is no different to the skits and crap they usually make. Just admit you're not a fan of their work.

>>81448938
I think it is worth mentioning these guys aren't really critics, they simply critique films mainly for entertainment purposes. What they do is discuss their opinions about the films they watch, again, for entertainment. In no way do they pretend they are some kind of authority on filmmaking or film reviewing, which a lot of the little retards who watch them think they are. It's not surprising either because these little retards have taken internet film criticism as a means to validate their own opinions.

When a "real critic" reviews a film they give you a synopsis of the film and then tell you if it is worth watching. The point of this type of film criticism is to get people to watch movies, or avoid the ones that suck.The point is to sell the movie, not to break it down and nitpick.

I doubt anyone here is old enough to remember At the Movies, but if you watch that you'd see how different that type of film criticism is from the shit people think of "film reviewing" when they look at youtube critics.

>>81448938
Don't you ever dare to put based Rofle with those hacks in one basket.
God tier - AVGN
Decent low tier - Nostalgia Cuck
Utter shit rëddit piss of trash tier - Dog fucker and RLM.

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>>81449110
Yes, yes they are.

>>81448938
>you'll think people who criticize movies as a career would be good at making them

sometimes it works

>>81470590
Anon, you have no idea who that is. You just repost that over and over because you're thrilled about someone else pretending to like that trash.

>>81449110
Tarantino tried to review Taxi Driver but ended up spending 8 minutes talking about nothing

>>81468474
There was a Russian guy with a fucked neck that would review bootleg NES games. Was pretty cool.

>>81466321
most disgusting face i've even seen

>>81470836
Nice projections, famalam.

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>>81463086

>>81467058
The face of a true sperglord.

>>81448938
what about Space Cop

>>81448938
This was an episode of The Critic

>>81453503
Best

Jean-Luc Godard was a movie critic before becoming a director.

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Mike Stoklasa was a street thug before becoming a director.

>>81455273

Length is absolutely no indicator of skill.

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>>81449120
linkara pls go

>>81448938
James has actually made good short films. He shouldn't have ever tried to stretch a character as one dimensions as TAVGN into a full length feature film. His kickstarter donors would have rather seen him make a black and white horror film, and thats what he should have done.

Red letter media on the other hand could probably make a decent indie movie from the production angle, but they don't have any good writers in their crew. (Besides the hooker from the plinkett reviews, the dont have any good actors either. Sorry Rich.)

I hadn't heard yms was trying to make s movie.

Doug walker isn't very intelligent, creative, or talented.

>>81463176
Very true. That's why Anthony Bordain is successful. Hes a very talented writer. Nothing to do with his taste buds.

>>81473874
YMS wants to eventually make one, it's his final patreon goal or something

>>81473970
Yeah its a furry based movie I shit you not.

>>81473993
He may be a furfag, but he's our furfag who releases bretty good content and has a good voice that separates him from all the rest

>>81453768

They basically fill a modern niche of "satisfying the frustration of autistic movie-goers."

>>81453348
ha ha there's no proof of this

>>81454165

You're forgetting that Doug and co have created and published many works, that RLM made a movie, and that YMS considers his reviews to be works of art.

>>81474037
>YMS
>Good

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>>81474159
What happened to her, /tv/?

>>81458499

There's a difference between shitposting for an afternoon and building an entire career on it.

>>81457303
>>don't know how to make an actual film since they are ''self taught''

A ton of successful modern directors didn't go to film school.

I think it comes down to this

>Talentless
You either have it or you don't, and they certainly don't.

>>81474188
Anon saw Mike and Jesse leave a jewelry store in a mall in Milwaukee. Seeing as Jesse is basically unemployed (a directors credit is not actual work) then it stands to reason Mike bought it, most likely with Patreon cash.

>>81474188
The last episode I saw her in she kept rambling on about a movie they had just seen. It seemed like Jay left in the video to purposely show how annoying she is. It was in one of the Best of the Worst videos, I'm sure someone can find it.

>>81465834
>(check his scripts if don't believe me)
got a source?
I vaguely remember him showing some on screen once or twice, and it was basically an completely unformatted wall of text with notes scribbled all over it.

I tried watching a Nostalgia Critic video once. It was the most irritating, unfunny thing I'd seen since Family Guy

>>81466321

I've tried watching H3 because they keep getting brought up favourably by better youtubers, and I just don't fucking get it. They just sit there and uninterestingly mumble about some video in a poorly framed two-shot.

Also, this picture makes me sad, Ethan is so needlessly ugly now, he had potential.

>>81455273
Doesn't that mean that he can't edit for shit?

>>81474427
He only started doing that in 2016. Some earlier videos are funnier

Why is it that /tv/ only allows discussion of youtubers who review tired old nerd media stuff and not youtubers who produce actual original shows like Dan Bell and his Dead Malls series & his Another Dirty Room where they film disgusting 1 star hotel rooms? Do we really need another review of shit you watched on VHS in 1988?

>>81474586
reported for mentioning the unmentionable

>>81474586
I think it's because his content to gossip ratio is pretty low. Not that /tv/ wouldn't start making up fanfic if he ever did get popular here.

I thought Doug Walker was a character played by Weird Al Yankovic

>>81448938
The people that make movies generally need the connections which keep them from criticizing movies.

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>>81449110
To be a real filmmaker, you have to actually understand film.

Any director with talent knows how to critique better than some faggot with a three chip camera talking in his bedroom.

>>81449085
>yeah who'd have thought it's easier to find a flaw in another's work than to do it yourself
This sums up almost everyone on /tv/

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>>81451669
>mfw not a single solitary RLM fanboy KEK nu-male has successfully refuted this "review", especially not the last paragraph