>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
>>81445699
what movie is this even from
worst pasta
The movie is Shame (2011)
Isn't that kind of the point of the film? He's broken fundamentally. It doesn't matter how good the rest of his life could go.
>main character has beautiful girlfriend
>they fuck every night
>girlfriend is killed in accident or whatever
>supposed to feel sad for the MC
fucking why? at least he got to fuck her several times while I didn't, so how is he in any way worse off than me?
and even then he's most likely way more handsome than me and will find another girlfriend to fuck in a week if not less
>>81445699
I still can't fucking believe he didn't bone his sister. The subtext was EVERYWHERE.
>mfw that guy starts listing all the porn that was found on his computer and it's all vanilla shit
>>81445880
D'aww what is psychotherapy that's affordable with the wealth that he has, d'aww
D'aww what are outdoor activities he could do, in accordance with the right medication and other people, to help stimulate the right parts of his brain that his psychotherapist recommended, because he can actually afford to, d'aww
>>81446136
You don't have to be sympathetic to every character.
>>81446170
Just the main one
>>81445883
>>81446136
wew lads, do something with you lives you autists
>>81446194
Just with Downfall
>>81446136
you are a pathetic crybaby
go look for sympathy somewhere else
>D'awww this movie triggered my virgin asspain
lol
>>81446410
I was blessed with vitiligo, a small dick and autism
>>81445699
That's all lifes about for ya huh?
>guy has addiction to porn
>this leads to him getting his dick sucked by a random guy and his sister failing to kill herself
This movie was all over the place
>>81446506
You tell me. Is it?
>>81445699
Daily reminder that there's a guy out there making the same single thread every day on an anime board
The worst is that he's been making these threads for months now
>>81446700
The worst is that you keep track of him tb honset
>>81445883
This to be honest. I don't know how they expect people to feel sorry for handsome people.
Like Affleck in Manchester by the sea, he could have easily started a new family with all the females in that movie but he instead decided to keep being depressed
>>81446728
That's bullshit. If you browse a few times a week or even twice a day and you see the same shit posted again and again and again that means they're posting it constantly.
>>81446700
This board isn't for anime, though. It's for real films.
I believe >>>/a/ is what you're looking for. Save that link, friend, it's all yours!
>>81446646
No, and it's kind of sad if all it boils down to for somebody is I can get laid and have a big dick!
Yeah it was kind of stupid. Like get a hobby, dude.
>>81446838
If you have a big dick and can get laid frequently, then congratulations. You're living on EZ-mode and can take care of the other problems that arise, with assets collected from the former.
>>81446860
hahaha feDORA HAHAHAHAHA (*SNORT*)
What magneto film is this?
>>81447038
don't get me started on fucking magneto
>baaaw who cares that I killed millions of innocent people because my dumb ass kid got herself and her mother killed
>well just promise you'll never do it again
>nah best I can do Charles is to promise I'll TRY not to do it again but I probably will
>good enough for me old friend you're free to leave
>>81446480
Is that a hoof?